What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

[Is there anyone else coming at this time? 】

"Who is it?" Wang Xiaotang asked while opening the door.

"It's me." Bai Yuanyuan frowned, looking very distressed.

"You... came to see me because you can wear it back?" Wang Xiaotang knew the reason why Bai Yuanyuan came here after a little thought.

"Yes." Bai Yuanyuan nodded, "I know you...you are very powerful, is there any way you can get me away from the main god? As long as I can get rid of the main god, I can do whatever you want!"

"It's a pity." Wang Xiaotang shook her head, "I also want to travel through time and space to find the person I'm looking for, but I can't."

[The God of Time and Space will go to Amaterasu as soon as he recovers, so he has no time to take care of you. 】

"Is that so..." Bai Yuanyuan became even more lonely, "Thank you..." He turned around and was about to leave.

[Am I too bad?Or is it better to comfort and comfort? 】

"Although I will go back." Wang Xiaotang said, "But you will not be restricted until you are found by the main god. As long as you don't violate my regulations, you can do whatever you want, so..." Seeing Bai Yuanyuan stop, "Just How about a vacation?"

"Okay." Bai Yuanyuan didn't look back, and left here.

[These three traversers seem to be quite normal at the moment, what if a traverser with a fighting mad attribute comes later...]

Closing the door with a headache, Wang Xiaotang congealed a water arrow in his hand and threw it for fun, "God of time and space, how could he be injured by ordinary daggers after becoming a demon?"

"Because you have suppressed the magic energy, without the protection of the magic energy, your defense power is only higher than that of ordinary people. It is impossible to be invulnerable in the form of a zombie." The God of Time and Space came out and explained.

"Then what if there is a time traveler with a fighting madness? Although I have the memory of 'Killer Wang Xiaotang', those moves can be done with my current physical fitness, but I will still be injured! What if GG happens?" what to do?"

"In the past, you were asked to restrain your demon energy to prevent decent monks from attacking you, but judging from Huang Xi's attitude, pretending to be a senior demon cultivator can actually coexist peacefully with those people. As long as you are strong enough, they should not dare to treat you do what."

"Then I release the demonic energy?" Wang Xiaotang pointed to his eyes.

"Well... Anyway, I can't go out these few days, so let's practice the application of magic energy at home." The God of Time and Space nodded, "Have you made arrangements for the castle?"

"The rules are set, Ye Mingzhu is also given, the only thing missing is the food..." Wang Xiaotang summoned a sickle weasel, took out a magic lunch box and gave it to it, "Every morning, noon and evening, take three portions and send them to the castle next door, and the dishes will be washed by themselves." Take it back after it’s clean, understand?”

Kamaitachi nodded, carrying the lunch box to the kitchen.

【Hey, what should I eat then? 】

"Wait a minute!" Wang Xiaotang called to stop Kaka Itachi, "Get me a copy too, the dishes...you wash."

Kamaitachi nodded, expressing his understanding.

three days later.

"Where is this~?" Wang Xiaotang, who was practicing magic energy, heard the movement next door.

[Hey, isn't this room soundproof?How can I hear the movement next door? 】

Walking out the door, Wang Xiaotang saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume looking at her with a half-smile.

[Yo, beauty!Coquettish type! 】

"Maxiu~?" The beauty squinted her eyes, her voice was a little hoarse, with a slightly seductive meaning, "I don't remember that there is someone like you in the Demon Realm~ who are you~? Why did you bring me here~?"

[Magic repair?She is also a cultivator? 】

"First of all, I didn't kidnap you here, and secondly, this is another world, and there is no demon world here without you." Wang Xiaotang smiled.

[First of all, the momentum cannot be lost! 】

"What do you mean~?" The beauty still smiled cleverly.

"It means that you have crossed over, and welcome to: Purgatory on Earth." Wang Xiaotang opened his hand, "You can go out and see for yourself, but be careful not to be hurt by the zombies here... that is, the living dead, otherwise you will become a Same as them."

[This forces me to give myself full marks! 】

"Oh~?" The beauty looked at Wang Xiaotang for a while, then turned around and walked to the door, slowly touched the handle, and pressed it tentatively, and the door opened.

[Pfft, the door won't open. 】

Wang Xiaotang secretly smiled.

The beauty opened the door and didn't leave in a hurry. She turned to look at Wang Xiaotang, wondering what she was thinking, and finally smiled and walked out.

【Ah, the door is not closed yet.Why do these traversers have the habit of not closing the door? 】

As soon as the door was closed, Wang Xiaotang was hit in the back of the head by a bullet.

"Hey!" The sound was like hitting a steel plate.

[So the traversers still have the habit of sneak attacking from behind? !If I still don't have the magic energy to protect my body like before, wouldn't I have to die from pain? ! 】

"Who are you?" Wang Xiaotang turned her head with a ferocious smile, "Ambush me from behind, do you want to die?!"

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee..." A man in hospital clothes held a gun in his hand, tilted his head, and smiled morbidly, "Hee hee hee hee, it's so strange, I can't hear your voice, and I can't even call you." I won’t kill you, are you a monster? Are you very strong?” As he spoke, he shot Wang Xiaotang several times in the heart.

[Sick?No no no...he's not delicate at all.Well, if his head isn't tilted... he can be considered handsome!So the traversers are all selected based on their faces? ! 】

"You..." Wang Xiaotang snatched his penis with water vines, "Is there nothing you want to ask?"

"Super power!" The man saw Wang Xiaotang's water vine, his eyes lit up immediately, his neck was no longer crooked, his smile grew wider, and he rushed towards Wang Xiaotang.

Wang Xiaotang didn't move, letting the man kick and beat her.

[Could it be a battle mad?Anyway, it doesn't hurt, just treat it as a massage. 】

This is the method Wang Xiaotang came up with. In the face of the combat madness, stand still and let him hit. Anyway, if you can't break the defense, it is no different from hitting a stone.

"Have you fought enough?" Seeing the man slow down, Wang Xiaotang bound him with water vines, "Come on, tell me your name and identity."

"It's amazing." The man didn't struggle, and tilted his head again, "Hehehehe, my name is A001, and I'm an experimental subject."

[I didn't lie. 】

"Can you understand the last days?" Wang Xiaotang asked.

"Hee hee hee, the end of the world with a superpower like you?" The man changed his side, "Ah, I really want to see the end of the world, hee hee hee..."

"It seems to be understandable. It's the kind of zombies and people with supernatural powers in the last days. The zombie virus spreads through blood, and you will become a zombie if you are caught." Wang Xiaotang explained: "Now you have two choices. , one is to listen to me, the other is to get out of the way, which one do you choose?"

"Get away - stay away, hee hee hee, I think this world is much more fun than you!"

Wang Xiaotang opened the door and threw A001 out, "Then get lost."

[So it's not a battle madness, it's just a person who does things according to his mood, just leave. 】

With a sigh of relief, Wang Xiaotang closed the door, "Are there any more?"

"No, just two came today." The God of Time and Space shook his head.

"How's your power recovery going?" Wang Xiaotang was more concerned about this.

"It's much better than before. It's probably because these traversers have something that is beneficial to me." The God of Time and Space looked very happy, "If this continues, I will recover soon!"

[This sentence seems to have been said a long time ago...]

"Okay." Wang Xiaotang sighed, "Oh, when can I go out..."

"The power of the props is not exhausted. Jiang Wei deliberately started to use them before he was about to do it, just to delay it for a long enough time."

"It's definitely not okay to wait like this, let Ji Lan do it as soon as possible."

"He's already started."

[Hey, when?How can I have no idea? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang was forced for a while, "Okay... just start." Continue to practice magic energy.

night.

"This world is really full of monsters~" the beauty came back, "It's not an exaggeration to describe the human world as a purgatory. Some people have no cultivation, but they can still use spells. What's going on~?"

"No, no, no, they are not using spells." Wang Xiaotang shook his head, "These are all mutated abilities, and they also have cultivation, but they are different from our cultivation."

"Another kind of cultivation~?" The beauty smiled thoughtfully, "Interesting, but—it won't be too late to understand these later. Little sister, I think I need a place to live."

"Did you see the very tall house next door?" Wang Xiaotang pointed to the bedroom, "That's the lodging place for people like you who have strayed into another world. After you go in, just find someone named Yan Lan. He will arrange it for you."

"Thank you~" the beauty suddenly approached Wang Xiaotang, "You are so cute, let me tell you a secret~"

【secret? 】

"What secret?" Wang Xiaotang was curious.

"I'm a man~" the beauty (male) blinked, "I'm a Dragonfinch from the Demon Realm, just call me Dragonfinch."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!femboy!Da Ding cute girl! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang exploded in his heart, "My name is Yang Xiaojia, call me Brother Yang, bah! Just call me Xiaojia."

【Brother Yang, what the hell? !Did I awaken some strange attribute? ! ! 】

"Xiaojia~?" Longque had a suspicious look on his face, "Why do I think this name is too ordinary? Is this really your name?"

[Cough, actually my real name is Wang Xiaotang, more ordinary...]

"It's the real name." Wang Xiaotang took a step back, "It's getting late, go to the next door to rest."

"See you tomorrow~" Longque smiled and waved away.

Watching Long Que leave, Wang Xiaotang immediately rushed into her room, rolled on the bed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Goods!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! So excited! How can it be so good?! Will I still see all kinds of fake mothers in the future?!"

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I miss them so much!Cough cough cough... Just kidding, just kidding...]

the next day.

"Xiaojia~ I'm here to find you!" Wang Xiaotang had just finished breakfast when there was a knock on the door.

【Ah, it's the Dragon Sparrow. 】

Opening the door, Long Que, who had changed into a modern dress, looked at her with a smile.

【! ! ! 】

It completely hits Wang Xiaotang's cuteness.

"Yesterday you said that they have another kind of cultivation, I guess you also have this kind of cultivation, can you show me~?" Longque walked in.

"Yes." Wang Xiaotang condensed a water polo in his hand while closing the door, "This is it."

"It's really beautiful." Longque squatted down and carefully observed the water polo in Wang Xiaotang's hand, "I didn't expect you to use this method to resist monsters..."

"After all, you are struggling to survive in purgatory."

"What kind of exercises can cultivate this kind of power?"

"No, they all have it all of a sudden."

"That's it..." Longque poked the water polo, wondering what he was thinking.

"Why is there no protection time this time?" Voice A.

"I don't know, is it malfunctioning?" Voice B.

"How could the Lord God malfunction?" Voice C.

"Could it be that you didn't give protection time this time?" Voice D.

"That's right, there are no newcomers, and it's reasonable to have no protection time." Voice E.

"Look! The Lord God didn't send a mission!" Voice A.

"This place is also different from the scene investigated before!" Voice B.

There was a sound of opening the curtains.

"It's a forest, and there's a... a castle next to it?" Voice C.

"If I remember correctly, we are going to ancient Egypt...? Could it be that I remembered wrongly?" Voice D.

"You remember correctly, let's go out and have a look first." Voice E.

Long Que raised his eyebrows, stood up, folded his arms and looked towards Su Wang's room.

[Suddenly want to do the same action...]

So Wang Xiaotang did the same.

then…

Finally, the group of five in black trench coats came out of the room and saw the suspected duo of sisters doing the same action.

"Who are you guys?!" The five looked alert, "It was clear that there was no human presence just now!"

"Strictly speaking, we are indeed not human." Wang Xiaotang remained unchanged, "Are you sent by the Lord God to do the task?"

[Another main god. 】

"You know the Lord God?" A man stood up, "Who the hell are you? Where is this place?"

"Here..." Wang Xiaotang rubbed his chin, "Take this as a rest area."

"rest area?"

"You were just accidentally teleported to the wrong place, and you will be teleported back soon. Although this is the end of the world, with your abilities, you must be able to rest happily here for a period of time. Therefore, treat it as a vacation Bar."

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