What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

【(╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴ didn’t say it at all! When did you say it?! How do you feel that you are playing with me?! Can I hit you?!】

Wang Xiaotang has a strong desire to beat people (gods).

【It's all right now, the only one who can go out is Su Wangchuan...】

Close the door, "Huh..." Wang Xiaotang took a deep breath, looked at Qi Lan on the sofa, "I'm afraid we can't go out, we."

"Is Mr. Su unwilling to help?" Ji Lan guessed.

"No, no, he...uh...how should I put it...just...even if he is like us, he can't go out!" Wang Xiaotang thought of an excuse.

【I can’t tell him that Su is wearing clothes...】

"Ah, I seem to have forgotten one more thing." The God of Time and Space suddenly patted his head, "Since Su Wang and Ye Yu traveled to other worlds, the location they were before the crossing will generate a crossing coordinate. In simple terms, it is ... There may be many traversers suddenly appearing in Su Wang's room."

As soon as the voice of the myth of time and space fell, a girl came out of the room, "Where is this...?"

Wang Xiaotang: "..."

"This is...?" Ji Lan glanced at the girl and asked Wang Xiaotang.

"She..." Wang Xiaotang didn't know how to explain.

"Who are you guys? Where is this place?" The girl looked at Wang Xiaotang and then at Ji Lan.

A man suddenly appeared behind Wang Xiaotang, wearing night clothes and covering his face with a black cloth. He took a dagger and quickly laid it across Wang Xiaotang's neck, holding her hostage, "Don't move!"

Wang Xiaotang: "..."

[It's a man. 】

"Ah!" The girl was frightened.

"Shut up!" the masked man turned his head and shouted at the girl.

Wang Xiaotang took the opportunity to hit the masked man on the chest with an upside-down kidnapper, sending him flying into the wall. The dagger cut a shallow wound on her neck, but it healed immediately at a speed visible to the naked eye.

[Fuck, it hurts!Forget that I'm not a zombie, I don't have cherry clothes, I'm not an indestructible body of King Kong! 】

Touching his neck, Wang Xiaotang saw his own bright red blood.

【It turns out that the blood of the devil is also red...】

"There is one more person who hid in the room and did not come out." The God of Time and Space ran in to have a look, "Probably there will be no more time travelers coming today."

【Three traversers...】

"Are you... all right?" Ji Lan looked at Wang Xiaotang's neck worriedly.

"It's okay." Wang Xiaotang waved his hand indifferently, then looked towards the door, "Friends inside, come out."

A boy in white came out of the room.

[The stickiness in the neck is so uncomfortable. 】

"Look at them for me." Wang Xiaotang said to Ji Lan.

Seeing Ji Lan nodded, Wang Xiaotang went back to the room to wash off the blood.

"Okay." Wang Xiaotang, who was disguised with gauze, came out of the bedroom, "All of you introduce yourself."

"I... My name is Wang Shan." The girl was still a little shocked when she saw the exciting scene just now.

"..." The masked man didn't speak.

"Bai Yuanyuan, you've already gone through five secret rooms." The boy showed no expression.

[? ? ?Experienced five chambers?What's the meaning? 】

"My name is Yang Xiaojia, this is my home, and his name is Yanlan." Wang Xiaotang briefly introduced, "The situation is like this, the three of you have all traveled through time, and this world is in the end of the world, and zombies are rampant." Wang Xiaotang congealed Show them a water polo, "This is the ability mutated in the last days."

[I can't hide it anymore, I can only tell Ji Lan about the situation of time travel, alas...]

#I feel like I have a pig teammate, my heart is stuffy...#

"No way..." Wang Shan didn't feel the truth, but when she saw the water polo in Wang Xiaotang's hand, she suddenly panicked.

"..." The masked man was injured by Wang Xiaotang, unable to stand up, and refused to speak.

"Isn't this a secret room?!" Bai Yuanyuan walked quickly to the gate, opened it easily, and looked at the lush forest outside, "How could it be..." He knelt down.

【Hmm...how do I...? 】

"Uh..." Wang Xiaotang was about to say something.

"Finally...leave that ghostly place..." Bai Yuanyuan knelt on the ground, tears kept rolling down, "Finally..."

【Emotions seem to be full of excitement...】

Looking at Wang Shan, then at Bai Yuanyuan, Wang Xiaotang decided to deal with the masked man first. She walked up to the masked man and tore off his mask.

[He looks pretty handsome. 】

"What's your name again?" Wang Xiaotang knelt down and asked him.

The masked man turned his face away, ignoring Wang Xiaotang.

【trouble. 】

Taking off the sunglasses, Wang Xiaotang squeezed the masked man's chin, met his eyes, "Come on, tell me, what's your name?"

"No name..." the masked man replied tremblingly.

"What are you doing?" Wang Xiaotang continued to ask.

"Killer..." the masked man continued to answer.

"Be obedient, will you?"

"…it is good."

Wang Xiaotang let go of his hand and put back his sunglasses, "It's very dangerous outside now, and we can live for a long time without supernatural powers. Do you... have supernatural powers?"

"Does it mean superpowers?" Wang Shan asked weakly, "I don't have superpowers..."

"What is a supernatural power...?" The masked man didn't even know what a supernatural power was.

"I have it." Bai Yuanyuan had sorted out his emotions at this time and was closing the door, "I have a magic book." A black and purple book suddenly appeared in his hand, "I can use it to attack and defend. "Specifically did not elaborate.

"Two are useless and one is useful." Wang Xiaotang concluded.

"It's useless..." Wang Shan sounded a little uncomfortable.

【I'm afraid that traversers will appear here continuously...】

"You have two ways to go." Wang Xiaotang stretched out his index finger, "One is to listen to me, and the other is to fight against me. Which one do you choose?"

"I..." Wang Shan looked hesitant.

"I can't go back, can I?" the masked man asked Wang Xiaotang.

Wang Xiaotang glanced at the God of Time and Space, who nodded at her.

"Yes." Wang Xiaotang replied.

"I was raised as a killer since I was a child. Now that I don't have a master, I don't know how to live. You are better than me. If you don't mind, please let me work for you." The masked man expressed his loyalty to Wang Xiaotang.

【I'm not lying...! 】

"Of course." Wang Xiaotang smiled slightly, "From now on, I will be your new master. Let me give you a name, and I will call it Zhong, loyal Zhong."

"Yes, thank you, master." Zhong knelt down on one knee.

"Get up." Wang Xiaotang called Zhong up, and looked at Bai Yuanyuan again, "How do you choose?"

Zhong stood up and picked up the dagger at the same time.

"There's no choice, is there?" Bai Yuanyuan shrugged, "I'll listen to you."

"Let me give you a place to live first." Wang Xiaotang exchanged a new 'large or small house without electrical appliances' and handed it to Zhong along with the button board, "Go out later, let me put this small house The ground on this side of the house," Wang Xiaotang pointed to the direction of his room, "the direction is the same as that of my house, press the button that says 'big', you can zoom in as much as you can, and come back after you're done with this button board give it to me."

"Yes." Zhong took two things.

"You, use your magic book to clear the surrounding trees, otherwise the house won't fit." Wang Xiaotang instructed Bai Yuanyuan.

"Understood." Bai Yuanyuan nodded.

"Then... what about me?" Wang Shan pointed to herself.

"You stay here first." Wang Xiaotang looked at Zhong, "Give me the dagger, I'll clean it up, my blood is poisonous."

"Yes." Zhong handed the dagger to Wang Xiaotang, and went out with Bai Yuanyuan.

There was a blasting sound outside, and it subsided after a few seconds.

A water polo popped out of Wang Xiaotang's hand, washed the dagger clean, and... ate the water polo.

【It tastes good~】

"You...you...you..." Wang Shan pointed at Wang Xiaotang, stammered, and took a long time to hold back a sentence, "Isn't blood poisonous?"

"Ah——I am invulnerable to all poisons." Wang Xiaotang calmly pretended to be aggressive.

"That's amazing..." Wang Shan's surprised expression made Wang Xiaotang feel light.

【Ah, ah, ah, I can't boast, I can't praise~】

There was another explosion sound outside, Wang Xiaotang clapped her hands, pressed Wang Shan on the sofa, and waved to Ji Lan, "Let's go inside and talk."

Ji Lan nodded and followed Wang Xiaotang into Su Wang's room.

"You have seen what happened just now." Wang Xiaotang sat down on the bed, "To tell you the truth, Su Wang and Yeyu have traveled through time like them, and here, many people will continue to travel through time, this is my Uncontrollable."

Ji Lan nodded and sat at the desk.

"This is what I think. If Su Wang is not here, how about letting these traversers help you eradicate Huang Xi?" Wang Xiaotang suggested.

"Alright." Ji Lan nodded, "It's just that they have unique skills, so they shouldn't be so obedient."

"It's okay, I'll make them obedient." Wang Xiaotang smiled, "I don't believe that anyone here is better than me."

[I can't do it and the God of Time and Space! 】

#That Jiang Wei...seems to be...better than you...#

#If it wasn't for the beauty god behind him, I would have solved him long ago, okay? ! #

"Master." Zhong knocked on the door, "It has been done according to your order."

"Okay!" Wang Xiaotang lifted the curtains and looked, and she did as she said.The maximized house also changes in form, becoming a castle.Wang Xiaotang opened the door, walked out, took out a big cloth bag from the utility cabinet, poured most of the Ye Mingzhu in the space into it, and sealed it up, "Well done, you three, you will live in that house from now on, This is for lighting, I'll ask Ji Lan to tell you guys after the rules, go."

"Yes." Zhong handed the button board to Wang Xiaotang, picked up the big cloth bag, and left first.

"Thank you." Wang Shan bowed and followed Zhong away.

"Can I come and see you later?" Bai Yuanyuan asked.

"Yes." Wang Xiaotang nodded.

Bai Yuanyuan nodded slightly and left.

"These three people are different~" The God of Time and Space saw the three of them gone, and teleported to Wang Xiaotang, "The one named Bai Yuanyuan will wear it back, and Wang Shan and Zhong will stay here forever." of."

"Why?" Wang Xiaotang asked.

"Because Bai Yuanyuan was forced to travel by the main god of a secret room game, and he has the mark of the main god on his body. If the main god finds that people accidentally go to the wrong place, he will find it back. Wang Shan and Zhong are not marked, so of course they can't go back. "The God of Time and Space explained.

"That's it..." Wang Xiaotang rubbed his chin, "Then we have to write it down to them..." He yelled at Ji Lan who was in Su Wang's room, "Wait a minute, I want to get something!" Then he went back to the room .

It was already 10 minutes after Wang Xiaotang came out.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Wang Xiaotang smiled apologetically at Jilan, and handed him the list in his hand, "That's right, there is also a room for you over there, you can choose one to live in, this list is The rules I set up must be followed by everyone who lives in the house. In addition, I would like to ask you to be an administrator temporarily during this period, and teach Zhong modern things. After you leave, Zhong will take over the post of administrator. Those who travel Follow your orders, if you don't obey me, come to me."

"Okay." Ji Lan took the list, nodded and left.

Inside the castle.

"Three, please come out and explain something." Ji Lan didn't shout, but his voice resounded through every corner of the castle.

After a while, the three of them came out.

Zhong and Bai Yuanyuan looked normal, but Wang Shan was different, she was hugging a plush doll with a blushing face, looking very excited.

"I am temporarily the administrator of this... castle. These are the rules for moving in. Those who don't abide by them will bear the consequences." Ji Lan handed the list to Wang Shan.

"Rules in the castle.

[-]. Prohibition of smoking and drinking

[-]. Do not steal castle property

[-]. Do not fight or murder

[-]. Take care of hygiene

[-]. Travelers with the main god will travel back to see everyone

[-]. The castle is not responsible for cleaning up the mess

[-]. Listen to the castle master's words." Wang Shan finished reading word by word, "Well...it's not too much of a rule...is it? "

"Will I go back to that ghostly place...?" Bai Yuanyuan's face suddenly became ugly.

Zhong didn't make a sound.

"Zhong, you are an ancient person, and you may not be used to modern things. Ms. Yang asked me to teach you how to use these utensils. What is your room...?" Yan Lan asked.

"Please come with me." Zhong led Ji Lan into the room.

"It seems... nothing else?" Wang Shan took the list in her hand, "I'll find some tape to stick it on." She also went back to her room.

Bai Yuanyuan stood there dejectedly, and after a long time, he opened the door and left the castle.

Wang Xiaotang's house.

"Knock, knock..." There was a knock on the door.

The author has something to say:

Cough, so Wang Xiaotang...

_(:з」∠)_ I was cheated [probably]