What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"Damn heaven!" Sakata Gintoki punched the tree trunk.

"Save your energy and go fight heaven and man. There's not much food left." Katsura Kotaro patted Sakata Yinshi on the shoulder and handed him a piece of potato.

"Damn it..." Sakata Gintoki sat down discouraged, took a bite of the potato, and wrinkled his face, "It's tasteless..."

"It's good to have something to eat, you still have to choose." Katsura Kotaro patted Sakata Gintoki's head, "There is good news, Sakamoto Tatsuma brought supplies, and they traveled by water."

"Sakamoto Tatsuma? That guy who is said to be excellent at swordsmanship?" Sakata Gintoki became interested, quickly finished the potatoes, got up and left, "I'm going to meet him!"

"Hey, what are you doing?" Gui Xiaotaro held him back, "There are at least three more days before we arrive, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

"Three days..." Sakata Yinshi pursed his lips, and sat down again, "I thought it was already here..."

"He hasn't arrived yet, just in case, we still have to save food and money." Gui Xiaotaro took a bite of his potato, "There are extremely large-scale celestial beings in the east, I believe they have also found us, but they There is no plan to attack or retreat for the time being, and it is not easy for our side to attack rashly."

"Tsk, trouble." Sakata Yinshi looked impatient, and fell back onto the grass, "Where are Mr. Xiaojia and the whore?"

"Mr. Xiaojia went to find out the truth, Jin Zhu is collecting information." Gui Xiaotaro also fell down.

"Aren't you afraid that he will run away again?"

"He went berserk, it's sad for heaven and man, it's good for us. It's not easy to hurt him, kill him? It's just a dream."

"That's right, maybe we'll hear the news of the annihilation of heaven and man in a while, hahaha."

"Hahaha…"

Look at Wang Xiaotang again.

Since coming to this world, Wang Xiaotang has used spiritual power more, and her proficiency has gradually increased. Now, she uses spiritual power like an arm and a finger.

Summoned a few weasels and manipulated them to sneak into the spaceship of Celestial Beings, while Wang Xiaotang hid in the distance to prevent himself from going berserk.

【Ah, it's so boring to wait... But I can't leave... It's so troublesome. 】

Wang Xiaotang stepped on ants to play.

[There is only one Tatsuma Sakamoto short, and the four-person group of joy and joy is all together, and I don’t know when Tatsuma Sakamoto will come...]

In the Celestial Spaceship.

"Weak signal response from the radar!"

"Someone invaded?!"

"The signal is farther away and not moving."

"Project the picture there."

"Yes... yes... it's a flower ghost!"

"What?! The flower ghost is here?!"

"The highest alert for all staff!!!"

The alarm sounded in the spaceship, and all the celestial beings raised their alert to the highest level.

After a while…

"He... didn't move?"

"It seems... you have been stepping on ants?"

"Don't be naive! He must want us to let our guard down!"

"Look! He moves!"

Every celestial being's nerves were stretched.

"Go... go?"

"Could it be a scam?"

"Really gone!"

Alert lifted.

Here is Wang Xiaotang.

【Unexpectedly, I have such a great deterrent effect on them~】

Wang Xiaotang took the intelligence brain from the sickle itachi and opened it.

[It turns out they have this plan... It's troublesome. 】

Wang Xiaotang hurried back to inform Yoshida Songyang.

Stationed.

"Heaven and Man want to surround us with laser nets!" Wang Xiaotang hurriedly informed Yoshida Songyang as soon as he returned.

"Laser net? What is that?" Yoshida Matsuyo didn't quite understand.

【How to explain this...】

"Let's put it this way, if you are struck by lightning, you will probably die, right? A laser is equivalent to a man-made thunder, and it is many times more powerful than a thunder. Once you touch it, you will definitely die! Laser Network Just mesh the lasers so we can all be trapped!"

"Then..." Yoshida Shoyang panicked for a moment.

"It will definitely take time and equipment to make a laser net, and it will definitely consume a lot of energy to maintain a laser net. Therefore, we must destroy all the equipment that can make a laser net before they complete the laser net!"

"Do you know what those instruments look like?"

"Looks like this, I took pictures." Wang Xiaotang showed the brain to Yoshida Songyang.

Yoshida Songyang saw the brain in Wang Xiaotang's hand, his eyes darkened, he didn't say anything, just nodded, "I will arrange it, you go down first."

"Okay." Wang Xiaotang nodded and left.

In the next three days, Yoshida Shoyo drew the appearance of the equipment on paper, and dispatched various teams to secretly destroy these equipment.

[It's strange, Tianren's radar can detect me, why can't they detect those people? 】

Although there were doubts, the task was successfully completed.

【Successful, but... why does it feel like the calm before the storm...?Heaven and man are unusually peaceful, peaceful to the point of being weird...]

three days later.

Tatsuma Sakamoto successfully connected with them and successfully solved the food shortage problem.

But shortly after docking...

"Enemy attack——!!!"

Four times as many angels attacked them.

【how come? !I didn't get this plan from their spaceship! 】

〖It’s a password, these plans are like this on the surface, but after deciphering with a special password, it will become another plan〗

[MD got tricked! 】

Wang Xiaotang summoned the famous knife Huche and went to kill the heaven and man.

However, the runaway Wang Xiaotang has no self-awareness.

She was lured to another place by the celestial beings, and it was too difficult for the team without Wang Xiaotang to deal with such a large number of celestial beings.

In the oppressive sky, the crow picked up the flesh and blood of the corpse and flew into the sky.

"Could it be...is it going to end like this...?" Katsura Kotaro and Sakata Gintoki were back to back, supporting their bodies with only a cock.

"End that fart!" Sakata Gintoki's eyes showed a fierce look, "Even if it is to end, it will be over by beheading all these damned celestial beings!"

"But... I'm exhausted..." Gui Xiaotaro hacked to death a celestial being who rushed up suddenly, panting heavily, "Haha...haha..."

"No strength? If you don't have strength, turn into a ghost! Let the body repeat the killing action! If you will receive retribution, you will pull the heaven and man, and die together!" Sakata Gintoki rushed towards the heaven and man.

"Okay!" Gui Xiaotaro also rushed up.

however…

Countless angels...

I don't even have the strength to pick up a knife...

Desperation spreads...

Are you going to die...?

Sakata Yinshi fell to the ground exhausted, a celestial being laughed ferociously, raised a knife, and slashed at him!

"Pfft -!" The sound of the sword sinking into the flesh.

"Pfft—!" The knife was drawn out.

Blood stained Sakata Gintoki's eyes red...

Unbelievable look...

"Boom." I fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

death.

Wang Xiaotang knew nothing about what happened here, and beheaded the celestial beings surrounding her without emotion, while Amaterasu, the God of God, looked at the tragic situation on the battlefield and remained indifferent.

Heaven has fallen...

saved…?

A knife was pulled out from the back of Tianren, "Shirayasha! Are you okay?!" Sakamoto Tatsuma, who was supposed to go to support other anti-barbarian teams, appeared in front of Sakata Gintoki, and stretched out his hand to Sakata Gintoki , "Do you need me to pull you up?

"No need." Sakata Gintoki stood up holding the saber himself, holding the saber high, "Soldiers of the barbarians! From now on, counterattack—!" He rushed to the heavenly beings.

"Soldiers of the barbarians! Kill—!" Sakamoto Tatsuma also raised his sword.

"Kill—!" A large number of people with lofty ideals killed the people.

"Rescue! It's rescue!"

"Rescue is here!"

"Counterattack! Kill these hateful celestial beings!"

"Avenge our comrades!"

……

The interweaving of blood and flesh...

brutal war...

Dead bodies all over the place...

"Pfft—!"

"Boom."

Fight bloody battles until... the last celestial being also falls...

"Win...?" He looked at the Shura Field in front of him in disbelief, his eyes blank.

"Finally won..." He collapsed and slumped on the ground.

"Win! We won!" shouted joyfully, running wildly in all directions.

"Ah!" he roared out of vent.

"Woo... woo..." Looking at the corpses all over the floor, he wept bitterly.

After waking up, Wang Xiaotang looked at the layers of corpses of heaven and humans around him, his pupils were dilated...

"Xiaotang...Xiaotang..." Amaterasu covered Wang Xiaotang's eyes with his hands, and called softly...

"Amaterasu, is it over yet?" Wang Xiaotang's eyes were dark, but she felt very relieved.

"It's over...we've won..." Amaterasu's voice was soft, with an inexplicable magic power...

【Won…?Great... eh...?what happened…?sleepy…】

Wang Xiaotang fell limply in the arms of Amaterasu Omisami.

Wang Xiaotang's body was cold and her breathing was weak, like a dying patient...

Amaterasu looked at Wang Xiaotang in his arms tenderly, and pressed a kiss on her forehead. Wang Xiaotang's body temperature rose instantly, and her breathing returned to normal...

"When will she...?"

〖The meeting on the day Yoshida Matsuyo was beheaded〗

"Is that so..."

Amaterasu put Wang Xiaotang on the ground, and when he called Sakata Yinshi, he took Wang Xiaotang back.

Along the way, he naturally received everyone's attention.

"What's wrong with Vice Captain Xiaojia?!"

"Could it be injured?!"

"It's okay!"

……

Amaterasu Omikami walked behind Sakata Gintoki, the light in his eyes was dim.

"It's all right—Mr. Xiaojia is just too sleepy and fell asleep." Sakata Gintoki asked everyone to move aside, "Get out of the way! Mr. Xiaojia is going to rest——!"

"Take a good rest!"

"Vice-captain Xiaojia has worked hard!"

"Wake up early!"

"Actually, it's okay to sleep a little longer!"

……

Sakata Yinshi carried Wang Xiaotang to her bedroom, put her on the bed, turned to Amaterasu Omisami, and held the back of his head, "Remember to make Mr. Xiaojia wake up before dinner~! There is a celebration banquet and a welcome party, Mr. Xiaojia can't absent!"

"I will wake him up." Amaterasu Omikami nodded lightly, and looked at Sakata Gintoki coldly, "You can leave now."

Sakata Gintoki left Wang Xiaotang's bedroom, and frowned, "I feel that Amaterasu Omi is so strange... Is it my illusion?"

night.

Wang Xiaotang was awakened by Amaterasu Omisami, and stood up bluntly, her body making a "crack-crack--" joint friction sound.

【Strange... the joints are so stiff...】

After a few extra moves, Wang Xiaotang's body became flexible.

"Xiaotang, the celebration banquet and welcome party will start soon, let's go there quickly." Amaterasu said with a smile.

"Welcome party?" Wang Xiaotang was a little puzzled, "Who is welcome?"

"Tatsuma Sakamoto. If he hadn't rushed to the rescue, our entire army would have been wiped out." Amaterasu Omikami explained.

"That's it... that's right, the food and support he brought really saved lives, and the joy4 team has finally assembled, so... Songyang Sansan's death is not far away..." Wang Xiaotang felt a little flustered, " Can it really work?"

"Xiaotang has to trust me." Amaterasu Damishen hugged Wang Xiaotang and patted her on the back, "Okay, let's go."

"En." Wang Xiaotang nodded in Amaterasu's embrace, and left her embrace, "Let's go!" He walked out of the door full of energy... and then backed away, "No, no, it should be, let's go." Patting his face, he walked out again with a gentle and refined air.

At the celebration feast.

"Ahahaha, I've heard about the name of the flower ghost for a long time, and I finally saw it today!" Sakamoto Tatsuma stood up excitedly when he saw Wang Xiaotang.

"Hello, Mr. Tatsuma Sakamoto." Wang Xiaotang bowed to Tatsuma Sakamoto, "Thanks to you, we can win."

"Ahahaha, it's nothing special." Sakamoto Tatsuma shook the back of his head, "I just got the news, so I came to see if I could catch a leak. I didn't expect to find it, haha!" He smiled stupidly. .

【Hello--!Is it really okay to just say what you really think? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang saw that the expressions of the comrades around him were a little bit wrong, so he quickly smoothed things over, "Thank you, at least you didn't wait for the heaven and man to kill us all before reaping the benefits, and, besides, you brought the food we urgently need, didn't you?" Wang Xiaotang noticed with sharp eyes that there was a lot of meat on the table, "It's a timely gift."

"It's nothing, nothing! We will be comrades-in-arms from now on! Please give me your advice!" Sakamoto Tatsuma bowed to Wang Xiaotang.

"Please give me your advice." Wang Xiaotang replied, "Okay, don't be polite anymore, let's sit down and have a feast."

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