What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

Back to the private school.

As expected, Yoshida Songyang asked Wang Xiaotang to stay and fight against heaven and man together.

After Wang Xiaotang left the study.

"Teacher, I don't understand." Shinsuke Takasugi frowned.

"Don't understand what?" Yoshida Matsuyo smiled gently, "I don't understand why I let him stay?"

"No...letting him stay is indeed a good thing for fighting against heaven and man." Shinsuke Takasugi paused, "What I don't understand is what he meant by what he said in Huajie last time."

"What did he say?" Yoshida Shoyo held up a cup of tea.

Takasugi Shinsuke repeated what Wang Xiaotang said.

After listening, Yoshida Matsuyo was stunned for a moment, showing a wry smile, took a sip of tea in a leisurely manner, and blocked his wry smile, "What do you think he wants to express?"

"Express... heaven and man have already been integrated into our daily life, and... flower street geisha should not be underestimated...?" Takasugi Shinsuke thought for a while, and replied with some uncertainty.

"That's right. I think what he wants to express is that there are many channels for the geisha to obtain information. You can use the geisha to obtain information about the heaven and man, and then defeat the heaven and man." Yoshida Shoyang put down his teacup.

"So that's the case! I understand, teacher!" Shinsuke Takasugi ran out with a sudden realization.

Looking at the back of Takasugi Shinsuke leaving, Yoshida Matsuyo sighed.

"What she wants to say is that although we are resisting, we have already been assimilated, and the outcome has already been determined..."

== You are all wrong, in fact, Wang Xiaotang just does not want the male god to be tarnished...

╮(╯_╰)╭Misunderstandings are always beautiful.

Shinsuke Takasugi went to Huajie to find geisha to collect information, Katsura Kotaro went to condolences to the surviving soldiers, Sakata Gintoki went to Wang Xiaotang to cash in the chocolate buffet dinner, and Wang Xiaotang wanted to take a bath in the bedroom.

【＝ˇ＝I haven’t bathed in two months~Although Sakura has a cleaning function, it’s called taking a bath after soaking in water~】

Wang Xiaotang walked out the door, looked around, and stopped a passerby, "That, I'm sorry!"

Seeing that it was Wang Xiaotang, the man ran over quickly, "It's Xiaojia's vice-captain! What's the matter?"

"That... do you know where there is a wooden barrel? I want to take a bath." Yang Xiaojia touched his nose.

"Yes! I'll bring it to you right away!" The man ran away excitedly.

[==Why is he so excited...? 】

The wooden barrel was quickly brought, and the man asked positively, "Vice Captain Xiaojia, do you need me to rub your back?"

[! ! ! (#Д) So he had this idea!Wait here for me! 】

"No, no, no, no, no!" Wang Xiaotang waved quickly.

"Then let me heat the water for you!" The man picked up a ladle and stared at Wang Xiaotang.

"No, no, no need! I'll just add water myself!" Wang Xiaotang grabbed the ladle and carried the barrel in, just as the door was about to be closed...

"There is no water in the barrel now, let me pour water for you!" The man pushed against the door.

"I... I have already prepared water! The only thing missing is the barrel! Don't bother!" Wang Xiaotang closed the door with a little force.

【(#Д) It's scary! ! !Why is this person scarier than me? ! ! ! 】

"Huh..." Wang Xiaotang closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief.

【() Take a shower and take a shower! 】

Wang Xiaotang condensed the water element in the wooden barrel, and asked Amaterasu to help heat it...

"Ah~~~ Cool~~~" Wang Xiaotang came out comfortably.

[This is simply a small hot spring!And Amaterasu SAMA gave me a massage!I am simply a winner in life! ＝ˇ＝Ah~ so happy~~~ just a little sleepy...]

Wang Xiaotang fell asleep.

Outside.

"Hey! Hey! Save some space for me!"

"I can't see it! Don't block me!"

"I can't see anything!"

"Only the hair is visible."

……

"Everyone, don't do this...it's wrong! It's not good if it's discovered..." Hatta stood on the periphery, at a loss.

"Hey, Bada, don't talk about us, didn't you come here excitedly when you heard that Vice Captain Xiaojia was going to take a bath?!" The person standing next to Badian sneered, with a mocking tone.

"I didn't! I just... I just want to stop you!" Hatta quibbled.

"Stop us? Come, come, come." A person standing inside pulled Hatta over, "Come on, I'll let you stand here. Don't you want to stop us? As long as you don't look, we'll leave immediately!"

"Don't pull me!" Hatta struggled to grab the man's hand, unable to break free, "I don't know how to look..." But his eyes kept sneaking in, trying to see something, but he only saw Wang Xiaotang's hair.

"Hmph, aren't you watching too!" The man snorted coldly, "Go away! I want to watch it."

"Wait! Wait! Let me take another look!" Hatta refused to leave.

inside the house.

"Xiaotang, stretch out your hand." Amaterasu Omisami knew there was someone outside, and smiled softly, "I'll massage your arm."

【～＝ˇ＝～So comfortable～～～】

Wang Xiaotang stretched out her arms obediently.

"Boom." Hatta fell down with a nosebleed.

"What's the sound?" Wang Xiaotang heard the sound of 'dong' and looked at Amaterasu Omisami suspiciously.

"Probably something fell off." Amaterasu Omisaki rubbed Wang Xiaotang's hair.

"That's it..." Wang Xiaotang believed it, and continued to enjoy Amaterasu's massage.

outside the house.

"What did you see, Hatta?" Someone pushed Hatta who fell to the ground.

"Death without regret..." Hatta smiled happily with a nosebleed.

"What the hell did you see, kid?" Seeing that Hatta didn't answer, the man moved Hatta away and looked for himself, "Cut, isn't it just an arm? As for you..." Then he fell down with a nosebleed, "Dead...dead No regrets..." He smiled happily.

It turned out that Wang Xiaotang stood up after taking a shower, her white as jade back was facing everyone...

"Boom."

"Boom."

"Boom."

……

Completely destroyed.

So when Sakata Yinshi came to find him, he saw people lying on the ground outside, with nosebleeds and happy smiles on their faces.

"What's the situation..." Sakata Yinshi found that the door was opened a crack, looked curiously, but found nothing, "Strange..." scratched the back of his head, knocked on the door, "Knock, knock..."

"Who—~?" Wang Xiaotang was lazy on the bed, not wanting to move at all.

"It's Yin-san~! Yin-san wants to eat chocolate parfait—!" Sakata Yintoki shouted outside.

"Let's talk at night—~I don't want to move now—~" Wang Xiaotang huddled on the bed.

"Okay, I must treat Yin-san to eat chocolate parfait tonight-!" Sakata Gintoki ignored the stall on the ground and left.

"Okay—~" Wang Xiaotang agreed.

Although we made an appointment to eat chocolate parfait tonight, but...

Plans can't keep up with changes.

Takasugi Shinsuke got the news in Huajie that Tianren will lead an army to attack here, and the size of the army is more than ten times larger than before.So, Yoshida Shoyo decided to move his position immediately! (Sakata Gintoki: TAT Gin-san's chocolate parfait feast!!!)

The patriots brought their necessities, and everyone set out towards the legendary Holy Grail, ah no, it is the road to crusade against heaven and man.

((╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴ is obviously hiding from heaven and man, you told me to crusade?!)

== Well, it is to avoid the larger ones and attack the smaller ones...

all in all!Sakata Gintoki's chocolate parfait feast is too much to eat~

Everyone went to a small base of heaven and man according to Takasugi Shinsuke's information, and it was a long and dusty journey...

＝＝......(╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴It’s really a small base! What’s the meaning of this kind of heaven-human base with only a dozen people?! Is it used to give the protagonist experience?!

# Seems to know something that shouldn't be known! #

# I know too much! #

# I was so scared that I quickly wrote a paper to suppress my shock! #

Sakata Gintoki directly vented his anger about not being able to eat the Chocolate Buffy dinner on Tianren, one of them rushed to the front, even Wang Xiaotang was overtaken, he picked all the Tianren, and finally collapsed on Hatta, repeating "Silver Mulberry's Chocolate Buffy Dinner——" this sentence.

"Then let's rest here today, and head to the east 2000 meters away tomorrow, where there is a medium-sized base for heaven and man." After talking about tomorrow's itinerary, Yoshida Matsuyo entered the tent set up by the students.

So everyone went back to their tents and found their tentmates.

However, when they reached the so-called medium-sized roots again...

【(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Are you fucking kidding me? !There isn't even a single celestial being here! ! ! 】

All fools know that their information has been leaked.

Wang Xiaotang, who was supposed to be the most suspicious, was the most trusted, because if Wang Xiaotang wanted them to suffer, there was no need to go to such trouble.

With no clue, Yoshida Matsuyo decides to...

_(:з」∠)_Everyone wash up and sleep~

night.

"Enemy attack—! Enemy attack—!" The heavenly and human army that should have escaped has already caught up.

There seems to be no suspense between the exhausted people with lofty ideals and the spirit of heaven and man, and the ending can be seen at a glance.

Wang Xiaotang beheaded the celestial beings unrepentantly, while Gui Xiaotaro and Sakata Gintoki turned back to each other, sweeping away the surrounding celestial beings.The three of them were like a huge axe, cutting a hole in the army of heaven and man.When the people of the day retreated to the left and right to avoid their (their) edge...

"Ghost soldiers! Kill—!" Shinsuke Takasugi led the spirited ghost soldiers to outflank Heaven and Man from the left and right wings.

"It's been tricked! Withdraw!" Celestial Leader issued an order to retreat.

"Chasing!" Shinsuke Takasugi led the ghost soldiers to chase after him.

"Don't lose to the ghost soldiers!" Gui Xiaotaro led the members of his team to fight behind Wang Xiaotang.

"The one who kills the most gods and humans! I asked Mr. Xiaojia to give him a hug!" Sakata Gintoki said to his team members.

"Oh——! Kill——!" The members rushed up immediately, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

however…

The most fierce fight was still the trio of ban barbarians.

I don't know if it was stimulated by Wang Xiaotang's strength or because he felt unwilling to be rescued by a woman-like guy, the three of them desperately killed the heaven and man, with fierce faces, and their speed was not inferior to Wang Xiaotang at all!

In the end, the soldiers with lofty ideals wiped out all the sneak attacking heavenly beings, and the few defeated the many, and the traitors were also caught out.

The ghost soldiers became famous from then on.

This shows how important it is to have a team name that can be called out!

Ah yes, it was all planned.

On the way the day before yesterday, Wang Xiaotang noticed that the two were going out in a sneaky manner. She sent Kaka Itachi to follow them, only to find out that the two were spies and had already told Heaven and Man their final destination.

Wang Xiaotang told Yoshida Shoyang about the matter, and Yoshida Shoyang decided to follow suit, so today's scene happened.

The killing of monsters by the trio of barbarians, oh no, the intensity of killing the gods and humans exceeded Yoshida Shoyo's expectations, but the number of gods and humans they killed is really happy to see~

But everyone understands that this time is just a tentative attack by the army of heaven and man, and the real battle is yet to come, so...

~(￣▽￣～)~Come on!Let's move on!

Shifting positions is easy to say, but there is a very serious problem: food.

Because of the constant transfer, there is not a lot of food to carry, and now it is a time of war...

【(╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴TMD No amount of money can buy food!】

Seeing that the food is decreasing day by day, not only Yoshida Songyang is worried, but Wang Xiaotang is also worried.

[I do have points that can be exchanged for enough food...Songyang Sansan will not doubt me...QAQ but other people will doubt the source of the food!This is totally inexplicable! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang had already told Yoshida Shoyang that he could solve the problem of eating, and that he would mix some food points with the loot after attacking heaven and man, but...

After realizing that Wang Xiaotang and the others were short of food, they made up their minds to let them die of hunger. Every time they found Wang Xiaotang and the others, they escaped faster than rabbits. In this way, the food is reduced little by little in the process of chasing heaven and man...

【If this continues...it will be bad...】

Now they only eat two meals a day, and there is no meat, and the energy supplement is very little. They are all hungry. In order to reduce energy consumption, even the number of searches for heaven and man has been reduced...

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