What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"It's just an illusion..." Yaolang looked at the Exorcism Sword indifferently.

"Haha~ I see it as expected~ It's indeed an illusion~ I just want to see~ Do you believe in the Exorcism Sword~" Suzuki Baihui returned to the stone platform, and turned her head to Wang Xiaotang, "Speaking of it~ Do you~ in the end? What are you planning~? I really~want to know~!"

【Not enough...not enough...if I guess right...then...】

"My plan... how can I tell you?" Wang Xiaotang put the ghost-exorcism charm in his hand again, rushed towards Suzuki Baihui, and waved her palm, "Look at the trick!"

Suzuki Baihui avoided Wang Xiaotang's attack by turning sideways, "You won't be able to touch me at all~ Don't waste your efforts~!"

"That's not necessarily the case!" Wang Xiaotang approached the stone platform and began to absorb the water under the stone platform with all his strength.

[The fire red flower was sucked dry here just now!So her body should be here! 】

"Huh~?" Suzuki Baihui looked at Wang Xiaotang's actions in confusion, "Even if you know that my main body is here~ I won't die if you suck up all the moisture from me~ You should be very clear~"

[Just knowing that your body is here is enough! 】

"That's right, you won't die! But! I already know your reasoning!" Wang Xiaotang smiled confidently and ran to Yaolang's side.

"Oh~ is that~?" Suzuki Baihui raised her eyebrows, "Then tell me~"

"You are not a time traveler, are you?" Wang Xiaotang folded his hands, "From the very beginning, I wondered why a person from country R would cultivate truth? The crime counselors don't commit crimes by themselves, but you commit crimes yourself. You made some moves, but your reason is not interest. Of course, this can at best prove that you were not from country R before time travel and that you were not a criminal counselor. The most important thing that can prove that you are not a time traveler is your reaction just now."

"My reaction~?" Suzuki Momoe spread out her hands, "My reaction is normal~"

"Yes, it's normal." Wang Xiaotang grinned, "But it's normal for the monsters here. But it's not normal for a time traveler!"

"Why is it abnormal~?" Baihui Suzuki lay down directly on the stone platform.

"For example, I have worn glasses for two years and took them off suddenly. It has been so many days, and I still touch the bridge of my nose involuntarily. The fear of death is a human instinct, and it will never be caused by living in a different world for a long time. But something has changed! So I conclude that you are not a time traveler! You just learned some modern things from one or some time travelers!" Wang Xiaotang pointed his index finger at Suzuki Baihui.

"Papa papa!" Suzuki Baihui clapped her hands, "The analysis is good~ I am indeed not a time traveler~ Then tell me~what is my reason~?"

"Your reason is to live! Knowing that you will meet Yaolang sooner or later, you have attracted Yaolang to come here. As long as you kill Yaolang, no one can threaten you! Right?!" Wang Xiaotang said own answer.

However... the demon-repelling sword did not ring...

【What! ! !Isn't it? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang turned her head to look at the Demon Demon Sword, bewildered...

Suzuki Baihui sat up, "Your reasoning is pretty good~but~ it's only half right~haha~I'm very happy~you're so smart~so I'm a bit reluctant to kill you~hey~how about this~ I will let you go this time~I will kill you next time~" She waved her hand at Wang Xiaotang, "Bye bye~"

In an instant, Wang Xiaotang returned to the side of her home, but...Yao Lang was not transferred here with her...

[Fuck!Teleport!Eh? !Yaolang was not sent out? !Then he is still with Suzuki Momoe? !So Momoe Suzuki only let me go? !Why did she let me go? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang put away the house and walked towards the town, but after walking for a long time, she kept spinning in circles...

[Ghost hitting the wall? !I remember that as long as the ghost hits the wall, you can go out as long as you avoid the reference object...then I will try! 】

Wang Xiaotang closed her eyes and walked forward by feeling, but when she opened her eyes, she was already on the other side of the town...

【Looks like Baihui Suzuki didn't let me in on purpose!what to do? !what do I do? !escape? !How can it be? !Jin Lang once said to let me take care of Yao Lang!Besides, getting cold feet is not my style!But I can't get in...then...the only thing I can do is...find help!But where will help...? 】

"Hello." A girl patted Wang Xiaotang's shoulder, startling Wang Xiaotang who was in deep thought.

"Wow!" Wang Xiaotang turned around, it was a girl in a red and white hunting suit, she was very sweet.Different from Baihui Suzuki's sweetness, if Suzuki Baihui's sweetness is addictive, then this girl's sweetness is a lingering spring breeze.If a special effect is added, Baihui Suzuki is surrounded by scarlet blood rain, and this girl is surrounded by pink hearts.

"Sorry, did I scare you?" The girl lowered her head in embarrassment, rubbing her fingers unconsciously on the corner of her clothes.

【A very shy girl...】

"Uh...it's okay! I was thinking about the problem, but I didn't find anyone approaching. What's the matter with that?" Wang Xiaotang looked at the girl suspiciously.

"I... I see you have been standing here blankly, so I want to ask you, have you encountered any difficulties?" The girl looked at Wang Xiaotang who was close at hand, her face turned red, and she took a few steps back.

"I..." Wang Xiaotang just wanted to say it, but hesitated...

[Tell her... is it useful...?But now I can't help it... It seems that few people will pass by this place. It's hard to catch a living person. Let's try! 】

"I want to go in, but I can't..." Wang Xiaotang pointed to the town, "Do you have a way?"

"You want to go in?" The girl frowned, "Don't go in! There are... bad guys inside."

【She seems to know something...】

"I was let out by that bad guy! But..." Wang Xiaotang covered his face with his hands, pretending to cry, "My senior...senior brother is still inside! I must go in and save him!"

[The acting is so fake... Can you fool her...? 】

"It was released by him..." The girl looked surprised, but she showed a relieved smile, "Then... I will help you!"

The girl closed her eyes, and a vermilion light radiated from her body. The light spread and gradually enveloped the entire town...

Wang Xiaotang found that the sweet smell that filled the town from time to time had disappeared!

"You can go in now..." The girl smiled at Wang Xiaotang and disappeared...

[Fuck! ! !monster? !God name? ! 99 God? !do not care!Rescuer is urgent! 】

Unable to figure out why, Wang Xiaotang no longer thought about that girl, and ran directly into the town...

Wang Xiaotang followed the small map to find the route into the mountain, but found that the route on the small map was constantly changing.

[Fuck!How can I find it like this? !Momoe Suzuki, don't change your route anymore, okay? ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang turned off the mini-map depressedly, and wandered around to try his luck. Along the way, he saw many pedestrians standing in place...

[I don't have time to deal with them... Let's find Yaolang first! 】

at the same time…

"Are you willing to entrust your life to me... to live with me..." A man with gold tattoos looked at the dying boy on the ground...

"Of course I would... I'm just... a son of a monster... what else... can I dislike..." The boy looked at the man with a self-deprecating smile on his face...

"Then... take demon slaying as the cause... shape and truth as the medium... reappearing in the world as the fruit... form the bond of eternal life!" After the man finished speaking, a huge golden light formed a cocoon and wrapped them inside. The golden light gradually dimmed. The boy, holding a strange looking sword, came out...

"I'm still alive..." Gradually going away...

……

"This is..." The boy held a stack of blank talisman papers and looked at the man suspiciously.

"Spells are necessary when fighting monsters. Within ten days, you must learn how to make them, because after ten days, I will be sealed in the demon sword..." the man taught the boy patiently.

"Ten days..." The boy showed a disdainful smile, "One day is enough!"

"If you can learn it in one day, in the next nine days, I will satisfy any of your requirements." The man looked at the boy dotingly.

In fact, half the day is over.

For half a day, they sat on the top of Mount Fuji and saw the sunrise from sunset.

On the first day, they felt the vastness of the sea.

On the second day, they came to the Central Plains and saw the prosperity and splendor of the capital.

From the third to the fifth day, they traveled all over the Central Plains, tasted delicious food, and admired the vastness of mountains and rivers.

On the sixth day, they galloped on the grassland.

On the seventh day, they experienced desolation in the desert.

On the eighth day, they soared above the blue sky and walked among the ice and snow.

On the ninth day, they returned to the origin and waited silently for the dawn...

Nine days passed in a hurry, and when I woke up, I was no longer by my side...

"So lonely..." curled up...

……

"Selling rouge! The best rouge!" The bustling street, the lonely figure...

【Rouge...】

He remembered the gold lines on his face...

Charming orange lines, purple lips...

【We are different, but so similar... so nice...】

……

"Stop! Don't behead him! What's wrong with the children?!"

【It's a monster! 】

"This guy is a monster, he just wants to be born in your belly."

【Just like me...】

"Don't everyone just want to live in this world?!"

[Monsters can't stay! 】

"No, transvestites cannot coexist."

【Just like my mother and father...】

"Come on, I will give birth to you together."

【what? ! 】

"Are you going to... give birth to a monster?"

【are you crazy? ! 】

"What stays in my stomach is my baby."

[They are just monsters! 】

"Stop, you will be possessed."

【You will die! 】

"I'm going to have my baby... that's all."

【Why... aren't you afraid of death? !My mother...in order to give birth to me...died in endless pain...others...fear me too...stupid woman...stupid like my mother...wanted to give birth to a monster...]

……

"What is it that really scares you?"

【What I'm really afraid of...never...haven't changed...】

"What really scares me is... knowing that the end of the world is just a world where neither form nor truth exists. This thing scares me."

[If this is the case... I will never see him again... His and my existence... have been... denied... Don't... Absolutely not! ! ! 】

……

"Let's have a chat, this drug seller." A stunning woman stopped his way.

"What's up…"

【who is she? !So powerful! 】

"I want to make a deal with you. By the way, can I call you Yaolang?"

"Please... what deal..."

[So powerful... why do you need to trade with me? 】

"I can make him appear by your side without showing the truth, and you only need to help me take care of one person."

"what…!"

【How can it be? !There is no need to describe the truth...if it is true...]

"Whether you agree or not is in your hands, I just gave you this choice." The woman raised her hand, and a huge force gushed out from her hand, "You can feel it, I can do it. Oh, by the way, if you agree, the laws of this world will change. After she leaves this world, there will be no monsters in this world who need the truth to kill. All monsters will have birth, old age, sickness and death. Including you." Woman The index finger pointed to Yao Lang, "Everything is in your hands, you should think about it carefully." The woman disappeared...

【Of course I agree... The meaning of my existence is to see him again... How could I disagree...】

……

"Can I...can I call you Yaolang?" That day, a girl asked him like this...

【It's her...that person...the one who wants to be taken care of by me...then...the only way to find that person...is through...her...】

"Please..."

……

"You agreed to her following you, you agreed to my request, right." That night, the woman really appeared...

"If you can do it... I will take care of her..." Yao Lang unconsciously used honorifics.

"I don't need you to spoil her. I want you to take care of her, to sharpen her, teach her, and protect her!" The woman's expression was serious, "Also, never let her fall in love with anyone!"

"Can I ask... why...?" Yao Lang wondered why such a powerful person would trade with him for an ordinary girl?

The author has something to say:

_(:з」∠)_The things about Yaolang in this chapter are all the original lines of the monster cat plus my own imagination, if you are serious, you will lose!