What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

The first is the process of Wang Xiaotang's "committing the crime". Wang Xiaotang looked at himself in the video, touched his nose in embarrassment, and then continued to look down.After Wang Xiaotang left in the video, after a while... the girl didn't move at all.Then, the ground split open and they saw flaming flowers...

A fiery red flower wrapped around the girl's wrist, and a sharp object pierced the girl's blood vessel, and then a fascinated expression appeared on the girl's face, and finally the fiery red flower receded, and the cracks in the ground Grows, envelops where the vomit was, and finally flattens out.

"It turns out...that's how the refresh was done..." Wang Xiaotang looked around his house, feeling a little apprehensive.

[Fortunately, I have my own house, otherwise I would be like them... constantly refreshed...]

Yao Lang didn't react, but just watched the video thoughtfully, "So there is another way..." He went back to the room and took out the demon sword, "Crack, click." The demon sword rang twice.

"The shape and the truth are already in place...but...this is what she revealed on purpose...the most difficult thing is reason..." Yao Lang looked at the video, frowning slightly.

"Yaolang, if you don't refresh today, then tomorrow will be the day when Kao is dedicated to the mountain god! Everyone has to go up the mountain!" Wang Xiaotang told Yaolang the information he asked.

"Hmm..." Yao Lang murmured, "Hongmen Banquet...? Tomorrow, we will follow up the mountain." The itinerary for tomorrow was decided.

Day [-].

In the town that has not been refreshed, the activity of dedicating Kao to the mountain god has begun...

The owner of Kao hugged Kao and led the crowd towards the top of the mountain. Everyone had happy smiles on their faces.

Wang Xiaotang didn't dare to reveal her abilities, so she could only control the water vapor, constantly filtering the air in front of her and Yaolang, but she could still smell that sweet smell...

Finally, we reached the top of the mountain.

There is a cave on the top of the mountain, and dedicating Kao to the mountain god means putting Kao in the cave.But according to the local residents, two outsiders were needed to put Kao into the cave, so Wang Xiaotang and Yaolang volunteered and took over the task.

[Sure enough, it's the Hongmen Banquet...It's completely against the rules of Yaolang and me...Fortunately, I exchanged skills...]

As soon as he entered the cave, the flower king in Wang Xiaotang's arms began to emit a strong sweet smell. Seeing that there was no one around, Wang Xiaotang no longer concealed his ability, and directly condensed a water film to wrap himself and Yaolang's noses to filter out the fire. The scent of safflower, then took a detox pill just in case.

The cave is like a maze, with twists and turns, and forks constantly appear, but there will be a sign at each fork to indicate the direction.

【Sign?This shouldn’t be something that would appear in ancient times…]

Yaolang walked ahead, following the signs without hesitation.Wang Xiaotang followed Yaolang closely, never leaving.

They just kept walking...and walking...and nothing happened.

[Is it the calm before the storm?I have a bad feeling...]

Even though the mountain is not too big, they have already traveled a long way. This maze seems to have no end...

[It's so strange... Is it so big here? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang called up the small map to check, only to find that they had circled many circles in place, and they were simply being played for fun!So Wang Xiaotang volunteered to walk in front, without looking at the signs, and walked directly according to the small map, because the small map showed that there was no one to go...the only road left!

Soon, they reached their destination.

There is no one here, only a stone platform. Wang Xiaotang put Kao on it. In an instant, Kao took root in the stone platform, and then withered and withered as if being sucked dry.

【Do you want to get off your horse...?But for me who has seen the face of the proprietress, it is useless! 】

Wang Xiaotang held the ghost-exorcism charm in his hand, and was vigilant about his surroundings.

"I thought you guys would go around a few more times~ I didn't expect to arrive so soon~na~! Your abilities~really~so interesting~!" A little sister in a gothic lolita costume appeared on the stone platform, staring at Looking at the noses of Wang Xiaotang and Yaolang, the tone was sweet.

The little sister is wearing a gothic loli outfit, her long red hair hangs down naturally, her eyes are as clear and beautiful as rubies, she looks so sweet!

"Who are you?!" Wang Xiaotang looked at the little sister's gothic lolita outfit, feeling a little time-traveled.

"Me~?" The little sister rolled her red eyes, "My name is Baihui Suzuki, and I'm from country R in the 21st century." She looked at Wang Xiaotang with playful eyes, "What about you? Miss Yang Xiaojia?"

【She...she knows my pseudonym? !Could it be that... she is the one behind the scenes? !System, she is the mastermind behind the scenes, right? 】

"Complete main line 1000, reward: [-] points of spiritual perception

Task completion evaluation: C-level, reward experience value 500』

[Sure enough... Since he is behind the scenes, it is definitely not as simple and harmless as it seems! 】

"My name is Yang Xiaojia, from country Z in the 21st century." Wang Xiaotang answered her directly.

"So~you are a time traveler~ right~?" The smile on Suzuki Baihui's face widened, "If you guessed right~ you still have something like a system~ right~?"

【How did she know...? 】

"You want to know how I know~? It's too simple~!" Baihui Suzuki smiled sweetly, "Inexplicable loss of consciousness, a house that appeared out of thin air, abilities that I didn't have at first, but suddenly possessed, etc. etc. You There are too many flaws~! I've been paying attention to you from the very beginning~!"

【In the beginning...Could it be!Ever since Sakurahime, have you been following me? ! 】

"That's right, that's right~ I've been paying attention to you since Juro~!" Suzuki Momoe opened her eyes wide, as if she saw something interesting, "Yes! Yes! That's the expression! It's great Just like the red leaves~everything is written on your face~you are~so easy to understand!" Baihui Suzuki ran down from the stone platform, circled around Wang Xiaotang, and ran back again.

[The speed is so fast! ! !The eyes just can't keep up! ! ! 】

"Juro... Then... Suzuki Baihui, you are not only behind Hongye, but also Juro's behind the scenes, right!" Wang Xiaotang stared at Suzuki Baihui.

"Ah~ ah~ don't stare at me with your eyes~ I know~your eyes~can stare at dead people~!" Suzuki Momoe closed her eyes, "But it's useless~ isn't it~? "Suzuki Momoe had a big smile on her face, "Are you asking if I am Juro's mastermind~? Of course~ I taught him the method of absorbing vitality to rejuvenate~! He was immediately hooked~ He is also very simple~!"

Wang Xiaotang broke out in cold sweat behind his back, "You have done so many things...what do you want to do?!"

"What do I want~?" Suzuki Baihui turned around in a circle, her eyes were clearly closed, but she turned to Wang Xiaotang precisely, "I won't tell you~! You can guess for yourself~"

"Guess, can I guess?" Wang Xiaotang said a word smoothly.

[Fuck!Conditioned reflex! OTZ what am I doing? ! ! ! 】

Suzuki Baihui was stunned for a moment, "I guess you can't figure it out~" She tilted her neck again, "Haha~ your expression is really interesting~!"

"Interesting...you...can you see?!" Wang Xiaotang stared at Suzuki Baihui's tightly closed eyes.

"Don't stare~ It's useless~ I can see it even without eyes~" Suzuki Baihui pointed her chin with her index finger, "What is this ability called~? Let me think~ That's right~! ~Spiritual consciousness~!"

【What? ! ! !Consciousness? ! ! !Isn't this something from a comprehension novel? ! ! !Has she ever cultivated true feelings? ! ! !wear more? !Or is it possible to cultivate truth in this world? !its not right!Isn't she from country R? ! 】

"Spiritual consciousness...you have to cultivate, right?" Wang Xiaotang asked tentatively.

"That's right ~ that's right ~ I have cultivated the truth ~" Suzuki Baihui smiled happily, "This world is so wonderful~ As long as I don't meet the protagonist of this world~ I can't die~! It's a pity~ Yakuro finds it by himself Here it comes~" She spread her hands, turned her head to Yaolang, and made a pitiful expression, "Hey~Yaolang~ Can you please don't kill me~ I'm just a child~!" Yaolang replied, and laughed again, "Hahaha~I have done so many bad things~How could Yaolang not kill me~? Na~na~Yao Lang~I like you so much~! Monster cat Protagonist of the world ~ sign my autograph ~"

A crack opened in the ground in front of Yao Lang, and a few fiery red flowers crawled up through the crack dragging a piece of paper and a pen.

Yaolang didn't speak all the time, he squatted down, picked up the paper and pen, and was about to write, but was interrupted by Suzuki Baihui's exclamation, "Ah~! Yaolang~! I almost forgot~ You never told me Others~your name~! If you draw a talisman for me~wouldn't I be trapped by you?" Baihui Suzuki tapped her chin again with her index finger, and then showed an expression of enlightenment, "That's it Let's go~! Just sign the word Yaolang~!"

Yao Lang didn't have any objection, so he just picked up the pen and wrote.Wang Xiaotang looked at Yaolang with a calm face, feeling less panicked.

[QAQ I also want Yakuro's autograph! 】

After Yaolang finished writing, he handed the paper and pen to Huohonghua in front of him. Huohonghua wrapped the paper and pen, and the crack on the ground suddenly became bigger, until it was in front of Wang Xiaotang.The fiery red flower sent the signature directly to Wang Xiaotang.

"Haha~ you want this~ right~" Baihui Suzuki had a playful smile on his face, "then I'll give it to you~!" After Wang Xiaotang picked up the signature, he turned his head to Yaolang again, "Yao Lang~ You are really amazing~! You can actually write runes into the word Yaolang!" Suzuki Momoe shook her head regretfully, "I have no luck to endure it~ What a pity~"

Holding the signature, Wang Xiaotang was lost in thought...

【She is smart and divine, she can see all our little movements, and she can also deduce our thoughts.But we don't know her reasoning, and we can't kill her. If she has really traveled through many worlds, then there will be no shortage of strange things and abilities on her body.He couldn't kill and couldn't kill, and couldn't beat and fight. Although Yao Lang should be better in terms of IQ, but at most he hurt her. As long as there is time, she can recover.And she also controls the lives of the residents here.This situation is very bad for us!What should I do to help Yaolang...]

"That... Suzuki Baihui." Wang Xiaotang suddenly said, "Before you crossed...what did you do?!"

"Oh~?" Suzuki Baihui turned to Wang Xiaotang, "You want to know this~? Why~?"

"Uh... just want to know, can't you tell me?" Wang Xiaotang knew that he couldn't use force to resist, so he put away the exorcism charm long ago, and his palms were full of sweat.

【She... probably... won't find out... right...】

"It's too fake~!" Baihui Suzuki pierced her mercilessly, "What are you planning~ Interesting~ Then I'll tell you~ I'm~Crime Counseling~"

[Crime consultation? ! ! !Fuck! ! !Isn't this the identity of Mo Niang in Detective Sherlock? ! ! !Such a catch!No wonder you do those things! 】

"Criminal counseling?! Then I can understand that...you do those things...just because...you are happy...?" Wang Xiaotang began to sweat coldly behind his back.

[Crime consultants are all perverts with high IQs!He provides other people with methods to commit crimes because of his happiness, but he himself is outside the law. A pervert who likes to commit crimes!Fuck! ! !It's perverted! ! ! 】

"That's right ~ it's because I like it ~" Suzuki Baihui stroked her chest with one hand, stretched her hand to a higher place, and raised her head, "Seeing how they are fighting for their dreams ~ I am really ~ very gratified~! "

【two…】

"But...that's not your reason, right." Seeing that Yaolang didn't respond, Wang Xiaotang knew it wasn't her reason. "Your reason isn't interest, but something else."

【Three...】

"Ha~ It's so interesting~ Can that Exorcist Sword~ really tell the authenticity~?" Suzuki Baihui suddenly appeared in front of Yakuro, "Nah~ Na~ Yakuro~ You really~ believe in the Exorcist Sword so much Is it~? Why don’t you take it out and have a look~”

"Naturally I believe it..." Yaolang put down the medicine box, and took out the demon-repelling sword according to his words.

"Look~it~broke~!" Suzuki Baihui made a sympathetic expression, "such a demon sword~do you~ still believe in it~?"

When Wang Xiaotang heard her say that the Exorcism Sword was broken, she turned her head in surprise, only to find that there was nothing wrong with the Exorcism Sword.

[It's an illusion!Yakuro!That is illusion! 】

Wang Xiaotang opened his mouth, and found that he couldn't make a sound at all, so he could only worry.

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