On the self-cultivation of a black fan

Qi Mingfei swallowed subconsciously: "I have admired your name for a long time? What, what do you mean?"

Did Su Lian know his vest?

……No way? !

"It's you who often cut my black pictures to make my emoticons?" Su Lian gritted his teeth and laughed, "It's you every time! Every time I see my emoticons that I can't bear to look at, I know for sure You guys did it again!"

Qi Mingfei gave a dry laugh: "You, you know me?"

"Of course I know you," Su Li'an snorted coldly, "You are my well-known black fan! How could I not know you are so famous? I have even read your small essay! If it weren't for me, I would be the person involved , I was almost brainwashed by you to think that it was the same thing! I really believed your mother!"

Qi Mingfei was very aggrieved: "I didn't make up materials randomly! All the materials I wrote are true! I just described them from another angle! At most... At most, I used some writing techniques!"

Although Su Li'an was very angry, it was right to think about it carefully. Although Qi Mingfei often wrote small papers to slander him, the facts were indeed true, but Qi Mingfei analyzed things from a particularly tricky angle. Most people would not think in that direction at all. However, Qi Mingfei always analyzes it logically and logically, as if it makes sense, which makes people feel unclear at first glance...so he became even more angry.

"I never make up black stories! If you point out which of my stories are made up, I'll..." Qi Mingfei wanted to swear again, but the oath of not being able to find a girlfriend had just been made, so He reluctantly said, "I'll delete all your emoticons in the phone immediately!"

Su Li'an squinted his eyes and looked at Qi Mingfei's expression. After a while, he snorted: "You don't need to delete my expression pack, but how are you going to make up for my spiritual loss?"

"Spiritual loss?" Qi Mingfei was taken aback for a moment.

"I won't bother with you about the small essay, but you have cut so many black pictures of me and made so many emoticons," Su Lian said with narrowed eyes, "Although this is not illegal, but if... I posted your vest and your photo address together, guess what my fans will do?"

Qi Mingfei thought of those crazy fans of Su Li'an, and his back immediately felt cold. He is a well-known black fan of Su Li'an, and his fame has shocked Su Li'an himself. If Su Li'an publishes his photo and address, he will wait every minute to be caught. Su Lian's fans tear it alive!

Qi Mingfei didn't want to die young yet, so he could only humbly ask, "Then what do you want?"

Su Li'an admired Qi Mingfei's aggrieved expression, and felt very comfortable: "I haven't thought it over yet, I'll tell you when I think it over."

Qi Mingfei was very vigilant: "You won't let me do something illegal and criminal, will you?"

"Of course not," Su Li'an said very calmly, "At most, I'll give you a few tricks."

Qi Mingfei puffed up his cheeks, although he was unwilling, he could only swallow his grievances in his stomach.

"Okay, now, get these cats out quickly," Su Li'an began to command Qi Mingfei with peace of mind after grabbing Qi Mingfei's handle, "Then, I'm hungry, get me something to eat."

Qi Mingfei glared at Su Li'an, but he obediently obeyed.

"Hey, let's go out and eat dried fish."

Qi Mingfei coaxed the stray cats who were staring at "Big Fish" and drooling non-stop into the living room with all kinds of good words, and after feeding the stray cats some snacks, he turned and went to the kitchen to cook.

After being frightened by such a big event and exhausting a lot of physical strength, he was already hungry, so he cooked a table of dishes without knowing it. When he walked out of the kitchen with the last dish, Su Lian also never out of the bathroom.

Su Lian didn't know when he changed his clothes, and the huge silver fishtail had naturally turned back into his legs. Qi Mingfei's eyes first fell on the suit of Su Lian's body, which was obviously not what Su Lian was wearing when he came. Sportswear, and Su Lian obviously had nowhere to hide a set of clothes, and then his gaze continued down, and fell on Su Lian's lower body that had turned back into legs.

His rationality tells him that it is best not to ask anything, after all countless movies and TV series have proved a truth: the more you know, the sooner you die.

"You know how to cook?" Su Li'an looked at the sumptuous dishes on the table with a surprised expression.

"Didn't you ask me to cook?" Qi Mingfei was taken aback.

"I thought you would order takeaway." Su Lian said.

Qi Mingfei laughed dryly: "Then shall I order a takeaway for you now?"

"Forget it, since you've already cooked, I'll try to eat." Although his expression was a bit disgusted, Su Li'an pulled the stool and sat down, "It seems like you can't kill anyone."

Qi Mingfei hehe: "Don't force it, I'm afraid I won't kill people, but I will eat dead fish."

However, Su Li'an has already started eating with chopsticks, and commented while eating: "Although the taste is very ordinary, it can barely be eaten."

Qi Mingfei: "Hehehehe."

Qi Mingfei was a little regretful, why didn't he cook braised fish today?

Although he doesn't like fish very much, it's good to use it to treat Su Lian.

At this moment, a mobile phone rang suddenly.

When Qi Mingfei was wondering where the phone was ringing, Su Li'an had already taken out his phone, probably in order not to affect his meal, he turned on the external speaker, then threw the phone on the table and continued eating.

"My God! My Young Master Su! I finally got through to your phone! Where did you go today? I have called you hundreds of times! Why didn't you answer any of them? I was dying of panic It's gone! If you don't answer the phone, I'll think you've been kidnapped! I almost called the police just now!" A male voice rang out, speaking extremely fast.

Compared to the male voice, Su Li'an was very calm: "Oh, I was indeed kidnapped."

"My young master Su, stop joking with me! My heart can't stand it!"

While eating, Qi Mingfei said silently to the person on the other end of the phone in his heart, your Young Master Su is not joking with you, he was really kidnapped.

"Why are you looking for me? Don't I have no work schedule today?" Su Li'an asked calmly.

"It's not about you looking for an assistant! If you didn't pick and choose every day and dismiss one because the coffee is too hot and the next because the milk tea is not sweet, why should I worry about finding an assistant for you every day? I am an agent. I have nothing to do to help you find an assistant every day! Someone came for an interview today, and I think one of them is quite suitable. Later, you come to the interview to see how the person is. I warn you, this time you can’t be so picky ! There is no perfect person in this world! Otherwise, you will go to the street to pick up an assistant and come back."

Su Li'an suddenly raised his head and glanced at Qi Mingfei: "There's no need for an interview."

"There's no need for an interview? You resigned this time without even meeting him? What's the reason? Did you come to see my uncle today?" The person on the other end of the phone obviously laughed angrily.

Su Li'an looked at Qi Mingfei, and said slowly, "Because I just picked up an assistant from the street."

Innocent eaters Qi Mingfei: "???"