On the self-cultivation of a black fan

Is Su Lian good-looking?

It can be said that it is very beautiful.

But not everyone is willing to die under peony flowers.

Qi Mingfei took a deep breath, and just a second before he made up his mind to turn around and run away, the stray cats who were still in the living room suddenly ran into the bathroom one by one, and one by one with eyes closed. Glowing, one is more excited than the other, the excitement is almost the same as when they suddenly saw a pile of small dried fish after they were hungry for three days.

"Smells delicious meow!"

"Xiao Qi, what are you secretly eating in the bathroom while hiding from us, meow!"

"Wow, what a big fish meow!"

"Such a big fish! It must be delicious meow!"

The moment they saw the merman in the bathtub, the stray cats became excited and began to grind their claws towards the bathtub.

But when Su Lian saw the stray cats that suddenly barged in, his expression changed drastically, and he even started to yell, "Cats! Let them out quickly! Ahhh!" He patted the huge fish tail in panic, The strong and powerful fish tail not only slapped the water in the bathtub everywhere, but even cracked the sturdy bathtub in an instant.

Seeing that the bathtub was about to be shattered by the fish's tail, Qi Mingfei was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. The bathtub belonged to the landlord, and he would have to pay for it if it broke it!

"Don't move!" Qi Mingfei yelled.

"You let them out first!" Su Lian screamed.

Qi Mingfei felt sorry for the bathtub, and even more so for his wallet, so he called out to the stray cats who were ready to pounce on the fish and said, "Don't move! Don't eat anything!"

"Why meow?"

"That's not something casual! That's obviously a big fish!"

"Cats should eat fish meow!"

The corners of Qi Mingfei's mouth twitched slightly: "That's not a fish, it's a mermaid, you can't eat it!"

The stray cats expressed their confusion. .

"What is a mermaid? Why can't you eat meow?"

"Xiao Qi said he couldn't eat it, so he couldn't eat meow!"

"But that's obviously a big fish meow!"

In the end, it was Rhubarb who came forward: "Listen to Xiao Qi! Don't move yet!"

At critical moments, the boss's words were quite useful. The stray cats gradually calmed down, but they still stared at the big fish in the bathtub with glowing eyes.

Stared at by a few pairs of green eyes, Su Lian felt a little bad for the whole fish.

"Get them out!"

Seeing that Su Li'an had calmed down, Qi Mingfei couldn't care less about the bathtub: "Then you have to make sure you won't hurt me first!"

He quickly made up a small calculation in his heart. He was only suspicious before, but now that he saw Su Lian's true form, he was finally sure. It turned out that this guy was really afraid of cats, although it is natural for fish to be afraid of cats... But Su Li'an is afraid of cats as a mermaid, which is too funny!

But since Su Lian has such a weakness, and he happened to grasp this little trick, what if he doesn't make good use of it!

"You let them out first!"

"You make sure you won't hurt me first!"

"You let them out first!"

"You make sure you won't hurt me first!"

Qi Mingfei and Su Li'an confronted each other across the fish tank for a while, but in the end Su Li'an was defeated by the staring eyes of the stray cats, and snorted resignedly: "I didn't intend to hurt you! Let them out!"

Qi Mingfei was a little suspicious: "But you clearly wanted to kill me just now..."

"I didn't intend to kill you," Su Li'an looked at Qi Mingfei's expression of disbelief, and he patted the tail of the fish depressingly, "The mermaids have an agreement, and they can't hurt ordinary people casually after they go ashore. If they violate the agreement, there will be trouble. Don't ask for trouble!"

"Then before you..." Qi Mingfei narrowed his eyes slightly.

"I just want to erase the memories related to me in your mind," Su Lian snorted depressingly, "We can't let mortals know our existence, otherwise there will be trouble."

Qi Mingfei was right when he thought about it. If the news of the existence of mermaids spreads, I don’t know how many people will be insane. There will definitely be many people who want to go to the sea to catch mermaids for various purposes... The situation must not be optimistic.

"I promise I won't leak your existence," he immediately promised, "It won't do me any good, and even if I did say it, no one will believe me, after all, I don't have any evidence... …If you don’t believe me, you can check my phone, I definitely didn’t take the opportunity to secretly take any photos of you just now.”

In order to prove his innocence, Qi Mingfei immediately took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Su Li'an in the bathtub.

"I promise that I will never say a word about what happened today, or I will..." He originally planned to swear, but after thinking about it, as a single dog who has been single for 25 years, for him There is only one most poisonous oath, "I will never find a girlfriend!"

Su Lian: "..."

Su Li'an silently took Qi Mingfei's cell phone, flipped through it, and suddenly, he stopped.

Seeing that Su Li'an's expression was wrong, Qi Mingfei's heart skipped a beat. What's going on?He obviously didn't take a sneak shot just now!

The next moment, Su Li'an turned the phone around, aimed at Qi Mingfei with the screen of the phone, and asked Qi Mingfei expressionlessly: "What is this?"

When Qi Mingfei looked at the phone screen, the corner of his mouth suddenly twitched.

I saw a black picture of Su Lian on the screen of the mobile phone. The Su Lian in the picture not only looked down at the audience in front of the screen with his nostrils, but also rolled his big eyes at the same time. The words - "Give you a supercilious self-experience"... Yes, this is an emoticon package made by Qi Mingfei himself.

Qi Mingfei: "..."

What the hell!

Lying in a big slot!

He actually forgot that his mobile phone photo album is Su Lian's black picture collection!

He actually forgot that there are hundreds of emoticons made by him in his mobile phone!

After all, he is a man known as the "Mobile Su Lian's Emoticon Package Making Machine" in the circle. Not only can he cut out hundreds of Su Lian's black pictures in minutes, but he also has a large number of Su Lian's emoticons stored in his mobile phone all year round. Many and complete, even when Su Lian rolls his eyes, there are different angles and different strengths...

Qi Mingfei immediately rushed forward to grab his phone back, but Su Lian was much more agile than him, flicking his tail stopped him from the bathtub, then squinted his eyes and continued to flip through Qi Mingfei's phone album.

Seeing the corners of Su Li'an's lips curled up bit by bit, Qi Mingfei's heart became colder bit by bit, he didn't want to offend this cruel mermaid!He quickly hugged Su Lian's fishtail, and quickly shook the blame: "Wait! Listen to my explanation first! These emoticons were actually sent to me by my friend..."

However, he was one step too late.

Su Li'an opened Qi Mingfei's Weibo at some point. He looked at Qi Mingfei's Weibo name, and suddenly squinted his eyes and laughed: "Xia Chong Yu Bing..."

"Oh it's you."

"It's really... I have admired your name for a long time."