School grass he is too good
Chapter 78
Ever since the rehearsal program was confirmed, Cheng Tiao's life has been extremely fulfilling every day. Basically, he has to go to the rehearsal room to rehearse after school, and he has to change the script once or twice after finishing his homework for evening self-study.
"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" A week later, Cheng Tiao was able to calmly say such shameful lines in front of other friends.
The little lady stood behind an iron frame, squeezed her throat and said in a low voice: "Of course, bah... In the north of the deep forest, in the house of the seven dwarfs, there lives the most beautiful person in the world, Snow White! "
Cheng Tiao vigorously shook the non-existent robe behind him, and said viciously: "No, Snow White is dead, look, what is contained in this box is her heart."
As he spoke, he cupped his hands slightly, as if he really had a box in his hand.
Little Empress: "..."
Everyone: "…………"
"Stop, Cheng Tiao. Can you stop being so vicious, the tone of your voice just now looks like you dug out Snow White's heart with your own hands."
Lu Manyao rolled up the script, and said helplessly: "And the magic mirror will make you cry, okay? Please remember your personality, you are an elegant bad woman, not a heart-splitting pervert Killer."
Cheng Tiao was silent for a moment, hesitantly said: "I think I'm quite elegant." In fact, he felt that he performed well.
After hearing his words, Lu Manyao subconsciously clenched the script in her hand, and then complained: "Yes, you are an elegant perverted killer."
"And Snow White over there, can you stop talking for a while? Don't eat props anymore, do you know that apples are very expensive per catty now!" After talking about Cheng Tiao, Lu Manyao turned her head Shouted, staring at the big man who was eating an apple in the distance.
Sun Gaozhuang quickly ate the apple in two bites, then sat on the chair and looked at it from a distance like a well-behaved big Tibetan mastiff.
As a director, Lu Manyao gradually became more and more irritable after several days of rehearsals. At present, basically everyone will respectfully call out to her when they see her, Brother Yao.
"…………"
"…………"
While Lu Manyao was giving his lines to others, Cheng Tiao silently squatted aside and ate the egg tart that Lin Jian bought for him when he returned to school today. Although it was cold by now, it still tasted very sweet.
Lu Manyao saw that everyone was subconsciously watching "Eating and Broadcasting", so she coughed helplessly, "Do it again, and then we will break up and have dinner."
"A long, long time ago, there was a rich and happy country...Later, the queen gave birth to a daughter, her skin was as black as snow, not...Sorry!" At first Chang Qing watched the narration read by the actors, But after his eyes fell on "Snow White" in the distance, he subconsciously followed the image of the other party and said the wrong lines.
"puff--"
Many people couldn't help but burst out laughing. The actor Sun Gaozhuang who played Snow White in this performance is the sports committee member of Class 1.9. He is also a [-]-meter tall man with dark skin and a strong body. Standing with him, he jumped They are all set off a lot petite.
Because of this rehearsal, he also had an extra nickname, Princess Coal.
Sun Gaozhuang rolled his eyes speechlessly, "It's still as black as snow, is the snow on your side soaked in waste oil?"
……
After the rehearsal was over, Cheng Tiao went to the cafeteria to eat and packed two set meals and headed to the dormitory. Lin Jian and Wei Lan had already returned to school in the second class in the afternoon.
However, it is said that the bus going back to school drove out of the rhythm of a roller coaster abruptly, causing several students who went to the competition to ask for leave and go back to the dormitory to rest.
When Lin Jian was delivering egg tarts to him in the afternoon, he looked dizzy, and he was almost groggy when he walked.
After returning to the dormitory, Cheng Tiao closed the door with his feet, and then put the set meal on the table.He looked around the dormitory casually, and saw that the two people who came back from the game were still lying on the bed. Lin Gun probably went to the basketball club to participate in training and was not in the dormitory.
Hearing the sound of the door, Wei Lan turned sideways and glanced at Cheng Tiao through the railing in a daze, then said weakly, "Thank you, but I have no appetite."
"I know, so both copies were packaged for Lin Jian." Cheng Tiao nodded naturally.In fact, he was just joking, one of the lighter porridge was packed for the other party.
Wei Lan silently turned over and faced the wall, feeling that he felt more uncomfortable, and he really shouldn't be so affectionate.
Cheng Tiao slowly climbed up the bed ladder, reached out and stroked Lin Jian's hair and said softly, "Come down to eat."
"Tired, I don't want to get up." Lin Jian rubbed his head against his palm twice, and murmured with his eyes closed.
Cheng Tiao squatted at the head of his bed, stroking his head and said softly, "Hurry up, or I'll wring your head off."
Lin Jian was so frightened that he opened his eyes instantly, and then immediately got up from the bed. He touched the other person's forehead lightly with his head, and complained aggrievedly: "It's too much, you don't even feel sorry for me."
Cheng Tiao laughed, kissed the corner of his mouth naturally, and said teasingly: "If I don't love you, I'll let you starve in the dormitory, get out quickly."
As he said that, he slowly crawled under the bed. At an angle that Lin Jian couldn't see, he also reached out his hand to touch the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, and pursed his lips and smiled.
And Lin Jian on the bed had lost all reason, he blankly pressed his fingertips against the person whom Cheng Tiao had kissed earlier, this was the first time they had such an intimate act during their time together.
At this moment, Lin Jian felt that someone was frantically pressing the refresh button in his mind, why, he should have thought of it earlier!
He is in love with Cheng Tiao, shouldn't it be normal to kiss or something, what the hell was he doing the past few days? ! !
Thinking of this, he quickly rolled over from the bed, ready to put on the most handsome pose in front of Cheng Tiao.But because his head was still a little dizzy, he didn't stand firmly when he landed, and almost knelt on the ground with a sway of his body.
In the end, it was Cheng Tiao who was quick-eyed and quick-footed, kicking him on the knee and straightening it abruptly.
Realizing that something was wrong with his movements, Cheng Tiao coughed lightly and explained, "A man has gold under his knees, so he can't kneel casually."
Lin Jian looked at him with a complicated expression, "Excuse me, am I your boyfriend?"
Cheng Tiao thought about it seriously for a while, and said solemnly: "It may also be done."
Lin Jian: "........."
He reacted for a while before he understood the meaning of the other party's words.
……
During the rehearsal, everyone faced another monthly exam. The difficulty of this monthly exam was simply incomparable to that of the previous one. After the exam, everyone looked a little tired, even when they were reciting their lines, they were weak.
"Queen, about how much you can get this time, at least let me know." Taking advantage of the break, the monitor of the sixth class who played the role of the hunter looked at Cheng Tiao and asked a little tiredly.
Cheng Tiao thought about the questions for a while, and said with some hesitation: "It's only about 240 if you're going to die, this time it's really difficult."
After hearing this, the squad leader of class six sighed, "That's too bad, I can't keep it all this time, even two hundred and one is enough."
In the eyes of other liberal arts students, Cheng Tiao's comprehensive essays are at the level of a fake. If it is a science class, they can still praise the gods of learning, and then try to hug their thighs and ask the boss some problems.
But liberal arts, that's the point, even if you memorize all the texts, you may not get a high score if you fill the entire test paper.
If you don't get the full score in the comprehensive exam, there will be a group of big bosses like Lin Shen who get full marks in the comprehensive exam, but most of the full marks in the comprehensive essay will only appear in the bureau.
The teachers of the No. [-] middle school usually have a serious pressure on the score, and Cheng Tiao is the only boy in the liberal arts class in the past few years who has passed [-] in the comprehensive essay.
At that time, after his 260 comprehensive essay score came out, the post bar basically exploded. The post stayed on the front page for more than half a month. Many people were betting on whether he could improve his mathematics to a level before the college entrance examination. one hundred and two.
Yes, when Cheng Tiao won the first place in the comprehensive literature, most people's attention was on his mathematics.
There was a previous post that questioned whether he and Lin Jian were plastic brothers, otherwise why would his math still only have that little score?
For this, Cheng Tiao wanted to complain for his family.
"Can you stop discussing the grades, can we rehearse well?" Bai Jing shouted to the two sullenly.
Her overall grades this time were not very satisfactory, so she couldn't help feeling upset when she heard about the grades.
As soon as he heard the beauty's complaint, the squad leader of the sixth class immediately stood up straight, and then shouted loudly: "Your Majesty the Queen, this is Snow White's heart, and I dedicate it to you."
Cheng Tiao: "..." Why so suddenly?
"Very good, open the box and show me." After a short pause, he immediately answered.
Everyone has corrected the lines many times, and a tacit understanding has gradually been cultivated. Sometimes they will suddenly change the lines in the opponent's play to make up for the latest interesting stalks that they came up with.
And Cheng Tiao, as a young master of catching memes, can bring different surprises to others from time to time.
"Look at this apple, how delicious it looks, my beautiful girl, don't you want to taste it?" Cheng Tiao exaggeratedly held an ordinary-looking red Fuji, and handed it over to the apple. In front of "Snow White".
These days, Cheng Tiao has carefully observed the tone and intonation of the girls in the class, and he will imitate that feeling when performing, making his voice sound more feminine.
But not all the benefits brought by this habit, some disadvantages have been revealed in the usual chats.
"Wow, Xiu'er, your tone of voice sounds really sweet recently." Lin Jian couldn't help but sigh with emotion during the chat with Cheng Tiao.
But even if it was the empress's voice, he still felt that the other party's voice was the best in the world!
Cheng Tiao: "..."
He slammed the book in his hand on the table, and then said angrily: "Where is my warrior, dig out his heart!"
Lin Jian: "???"
The author has something to say: Jump: No one can speak ill of the queen!
Chichi: Yes, yes, what Her Majesty the Queen said is right~
Thanks to Yan Chenchen and Xihexi III for their nutrient solutions, thank you! ~
"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" A week later, Cheng Tiao was able to calmly say such shameful lines in front of other friends.
The little lady stood behind an iron frame, squeezed her throat and said in a low voice: "Of course, bah... In the north of the deep forest, in the house of the seven dwarfs, there lives the most beautiful person in the world, Snow White! "
Cheng Tiao vigorously shook the non-existent robe behind him, and said viciously: "No, Snow White is dead, look, what is contained in this box is her heart."
As he spoke, he cupped his hands slightly, as if he really had a box in his hand.
Little Empress: "..."
Everyone: "…………"
"Stop, Cheng Tiao. Can you stop being so vicious, the tone of your voice just now looks like you dug out Snow White's heart with your own hands."
Lu Manyao rolled up the script, and said helplessly: "And the magic mirror will make you cry, okay? Please remember your personality, you are an elegant bad woman, not a heart-splitting pervert Killer."
Cheng Tiao was silent for a moment, hesitantly said: "I think I'm quite elegant." In fact, he felt that he performed well.
After hearing his words, Lu Manyao subconsciously clenched the script in her hand, and then complained: "Yes, you are an elegant perverted killer."
"And Snow White over there, can you stop talking for a while? Don't eat props anymore, do you know that apples are very expensive per catty now!" After talking about Cheng Tiao, Lu Manyao turned her head Shouted, staring at the big man who was eating an apple in the distance.
Sun Gaozhuang quickly ate the apple in two bites, then sat on the chair and looked at it from a distance like a well-behaved big Tibetan mastiff.
As a director, Lu Manyao gradually became more and more irritable after several days of rehearsals. At present, basically everyone will respectfully call out to her when they see her, Brother Yao.
"…………"
"…………"
While Lu Manyao was giving his lines to others, Cheng Tiao silently squatted aside and ate the egg tart that Lin Jian bought for him when he returned to school today. Although it was cold by now, it still tasted very sweet.
Lu Manyao saw that everyone was subconsciously watching "Eating and Broadcasting", so she coughed helplessly, "Do it again, and then we will break up and have dinner."
"A long, long time ago, there was a rich and happy country...Later, the queen gave birth to a daughter, her skin was as black as snow, not...Sorry!" At first Chang Qing watched the narration read by the actors, But after his eyes fell on "Snow White" in the distance, he subconsciously followed the image of the other party and said the wrong lines.
"puff--"
Many people couldn't help but burst out laughing. The actor Sun Gaozhuang who played Snow White in this performance is the sports committee member of Class 1.9. He is also a [-]-meter tall man with dark skin and a strong body. Standing with him, he jumped They are all set off a lot petite.
Because of this rehearsal, he also had an extra nickname, Princess Coal.
Sun Gaozhuang rolled his eyes speechlessly, "It's still as black as snow, is the snow on your side soaked in waste oil?"
……
After the rehearsal was over, Cheng Tiao went to the cafeteria to eat and packed two set meals and headed to the dormitory. Lin Jian and Wei Lan had already returned to school in the second class in the afternoon.
However, it is said that the bus going back to school drove out of the rhythm of a roller coaster abruptly, causing several students who went to the competition to ask for leave and go back to the dormitory to rest.
When Lin Jian was delivering egg tarts to him in the afternoon, he looked dizzy, and he was almost groggy when he walked.
After returning to the dormitory, Cheng Tiao closed the door with his feet, and then put the set meal on the table.He looked around the dormitory casually, and saw that the two people who came back from the game were still lying on the bed. Lin Gun probably went to the basketball club to participate in training and was not in the dormitory.
Hearing the sound of the door, Wei Lan turned sideways and glanced at Cheng Tiao through the railing in a daze, then said weakly, "Thank you, but I have no appetite."
"I know, so both copies were packaged for Lin Jian." Cheng Tiao nodded naturally.In fact, he was just joking, one of the lighter porridge was packed for the other party.
Wei Lan silently turned over and faced the wall, feeling that he felt more uncomfortable, and he really shouldn't be so affectionate.
Cheng Tiao slowly climbed up the bed ladder, reached out and stroked Lin Jian's hair and said softly, "Come down to eat."
"Tired, I don't want to get up." Lin Jian rubbed his head against his palm twice, and murmured with his eyes closed.
Cheng Tiao squatted at the head of his bed, stroking his head and said softly, "Hurry up, or I'll wring your head off."
Lin Jian was so frightened that he opened his eyes instantly, and then immediately got up from the bed. He touched the other person's forehead lightly with his head, and complained aggrievedly: "It's too much, you don't even feel sorry for me."
Cheng Tiao laughed, kissed the corner of his mouth naturally, and said teasingly: "If I don't love you, I'll let you starve in the dormitory, get out quickly."
As he said that, he slowly crawled under the bed. At an angle that Lin Jian couldn't see, he also reached out his hand to touch the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, and pursed his lips and smiled.
And Lin Jian on the bed had lost all reason, he blankly pressed his fingertips against the person whom Cheng Tiao had kissed earlier, this was the first time they had such an intimate act during their time together.
At this moment, Lin Jian felt that someone was frantically pressing the refresh button in his mind, why, he should have thought of it earlier!
He is in love with Cheng Tiao, shouldn't it be normal to kiss or something, what the hell was he doing the past few days? ! !
Thinking of this, he quickly rolled over from the bed, ready to put on the most handsome pose in front of Cheng Tiao.But because his head was still a little dizzy, he didn't stand firmly when he landed, and almost knelt on the ground with a sway of his body.
In the end, it was Cheng Tiao who was quick-eyed and quick-footed, kicking him on the knee and straightening it abruptly.
Realizing that something was wrong with his movements, Cheng Tiao coughed lightly and explained, "A man has gold under his knees, so he can't kneel casually."
Lin Jian looked at him with a complicated expression, "Excuse me, am I your boyfriend?"
Cheng Tiao thought about it seriously for a while, and said solemnly: "It may also be done."
Lin Jian: "........."
He reacted for a while before he understood the meaning of the other party's words.
……
During the rehearsal, everyone faced another monthly exam. The difficulty of this monthly exam was simply incomparable to that of the previous one. After the exam, everyone looked a little tired, even when they were reciting their lines, they were weak.
"Queen, about how much you can get this time, at least let me know." Taking advantage of the break, the monitor of the sixth class who played the role of the hunter looked at Cheng Tiao and asked a little tiredly.
Cheng Tiao thought about the questions for a while, and said with some hesitation: "It's only about 240 if you're going to die, this time it's really difficult."
After hearing this, the squad leader of class six sighed, "That's too bad, I can't keep it all this time, even two hundred and one is enough."
In the eyes of other liberal arts students, Cheng Tiao's comprehensive essays are at the level of a fake. If it is a science class, they can still praise the gods of learning, and then try to hug their thighs and ask the boss some problems.
But liberal arts, that's the point, even if you memorize all the texts, you may not get a high score if you fill the entire test paper.
If you don't get the full score in the comprehensive exam, there will be a group of big bosses like Lin Shen who get full marks in the comprehensive exam, but most of the full marks in the comprehensive essay will only appear in the bureau.
The teachers of the No. [-] middle school usually have a serious pressure on the score, and Cheng Tiao is the only boy in the liberal arts class in the past few years who has passed [-] in the comprehensive essay.
At that time, after his 260 comprehensive essay score came out, the post bar basically exploded. The post stayed on the front page for more than half a month. Many people were betting on whether he could improve his mathematics to a level before the college entrance examination. one hundred and two.
Yes, when Cheng Tiao won the first place in the comprehensive literature, most people's attention was on his mathematics.
There was a previous post that questioned whether he and Lin Jian were plastic brothers, otherwise why would his math still only have that little score?
For this, Cheng Tiao wanted to complain for his family.
"Can you stop discussing the grades, can we rehearse well?" Bai Jing shouted to the two sullenly.
Her overall grades this time were not very satisfactory, so she couldn't help feeling upset when she heard about the grades.
As soon as he heard the beauty's complaint, the squad leader of the sixth class immediately stood up straight, and then shouted loudly: "Your Majesty the Queen, this is Snow White's heart, and I dedicate it to you."
Cheng Tiao: "..." Why so suddenly?
"Very good, open the box and show me." After a short pause, he immediately answered.
Everyone has corrected the lines many times, and a tacit understanding has gradually been cultivated. Sometimes they will suddenly change the lines in the opponent's play to make up for the latest interesting stalks that they came up with.
And Cheng Tiao, as a young master of catching memes, can bring different surprises to others from time to time.
"Look at this apple, how delicious it looks, my beautiful girl, don't you want to taste it?" Cheng Tiao exaggeratedly held an ordinary-looking red Fuji, and handed it over to the apple. In front of "Snow White".
These days, Cheng Tiao has carefully observed the tone and intonation of the girls in the class, and he will imitate that feeling when performing, making his voice sound more feminine.
But not all the benefits brought by this habit, some disadvantages have been revealed in the usual chats.
"Wow, Xiu'er, your tone of voice sounds really sweet recently." Lin Jian couldn't help but sigh with emotion during the chat with Cheng Tiao.
But even if it was the empress's voice, he still felt that the other party's voice was the best in the world!
Cheng Tiao: "..."
He slammed the book in his hand on the table, and then said angrily: "Where is my warrior, dig out his heart!"
Lin Jian: "???"
The author has something to say: Jump: No one can speak ill of the queen!
Chichi: Yes, yes, what Her Majesty the Queen said is right~
Thanks to Yan Chenchen and Xihexi III for their nutrient solutions, thank you! ~
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