School grass he is too good

On the weekend, several class cadres of the liberal arts class gathered around the tables and chairs of Class [-] and began to discuss the main issues of this cultural evening.

After seeing the drawing lines for this program, Lu Manyao asked in amazement: "The Grimm's fairy tales plus the reverse, this unique angle... May I ask which classmate drew the lottery, please raise yours." God's hand, let me pay my respects."

"I'm sorry, it's me." A female student in Class Six quietly raised her hand.

Chang Qing coughed softly, and softly defended the classmate, "Actually, the theme of fairy tales is relatively dominant, and cross-talking is also a novel and eye-catching performance method."

The little empress snorted softly, and after casually drawing a few circles on the reverse string on the paper, she complained: "What a novelty, now whenever there is a school stage play, there must be a big guy in women's clothing, this routine It’s worthless and out, okay?”

"Anyway, the lottery has already been drawn. If you have the ability, you can put the lottery card back into the organizer's hand, otherwise you are a fart." The monitor of the sixth class patted the table angrily and went back.

Cheng Tiao sent Lin Jian to the bus provided by the school. He didn't climb up the teaching building until the car was out of his sight. He felt the intense atmosphere that was about to explode as soon as he entered the door.

He casually pulled a chair and sat beside the little lady, and said with a light smile, "So lively?"

The appearance of Cheng Tiao calmed down the students who were a little anxious before. After all, it is not a wise choice to lose your temper in front of this big brother.

In fact, most people still know very well in their hearts that the performance of the stage play needs the other party to pull points to a certain extent, but the current cross-talk makes some of them dare not speak casually.

"The theme is Grimm's Fairy Tales?" Cheng Tiao only saw a part of the jammed paper, and he was relieved to see this theme.

"It's good. Grimm's fairy tales occupy a certain place in the public's mind. For example, classics such as Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella, whether they are re-adapted or performed according to the original plot, it shouldn't be too bad." He smiled. Said.

Everyone nodded silently without saying a word.

"As for the reverse..." Cheng Tiao suddenly paused when he pulled out the cardboard. He quietly watched the word reverse after the Grimm's fairy tale, his expression seemed a little hard to explain.

Lu Manyao knocked on the table, teasingly said: "Come on, let this contestant tell you what you think."

Cheng Tiao was silent for two seconds, then smiled calmly and said, "What do you think of Twelve Lazy Men? I think this work is not only humorous, but also has a certain irony. If you have no comments, I can write the script tonight." Get it out."

The classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at each other for a while, not knowing what to say.

After another 2 minutes, a classmate finally asked the question everyone wanted to ask, "What is that?"

Cheng Tiao was also stunned, "One of the Grimm's fairy tales." He now feels that the essence of this article is that there is not a single female character, and if it is reversed, it has nothing to do with him.

Everyone: "..." It seems that they haven't seen it.

"Sorry, it's our lack of knowledge." Lu Manyao applauded in admiration.

But soon, this suggestion was passed by everyone, because the popularity of this article is not high, far inferior to fairy tales like Rapunzel and Cinderella that everyone has heard from childhood, so it is easy to lose Grimm's Fairy Tales has its own advantages.

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Less than half an hour after we separated from Cheng Tiao, Lin Jian found that he was missing him, but he was too embarrassed to send a message so quickly to disturb him.

I can only open the game to pass the time, but I turned it off again because of boredom without pressing twice.

After changing several positions in a row, Wei Lan gave him a headache, and finally asked unbearably: "You have a nail pierced under the fucking cushion, does your butt hurt? It's just like a child with ADHD at this distance. Can you stop for a while?"

Lin Jian nodded and apologized to him, but after a while, she couldn't help but look at the small voice and said, "Guess, what will they arrange for the outstanding ones this year?"

Wei Lan: "......"

"Good night." He smiled at Lin Jian, then immediately plugged the earphones into his ears and closed his eyes, not wanting to talk to Lin Jian completely.

[Xiao Daojing]: Xiu'er, what are you doing. (Give you Xiaohuahua.GIF)

While watching the movie, Cheng Tiao heard a beep on his mobile phone that he was particularly concerned about, but fortunately, everyone was concentrating on watching the multimedia projection movie and didn't notice the movement on his side.

He took out his phone and glanced at the screen, then he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and slowly laid down on the desktop to reply a message, and even took a photo of the curtain.

Everyone planned to take advantage of the holiday time to watch all the more famous Grimm's fairy tales first, and then consider which one to adapt.

[My Excellence]: Gather people in the class to watch movies with public equipment.

[My Excellence]: [Screenshot of Cinderella//]

Lin Jian was a little surprised and opened the picture and took another look, and confirmed that the heroine should be the movie version of Cinderella. Could it be that this is the play that Cheng Tiao and the others are going to do?

When he thinks of Cinderella, the first thing that comes to his mind is the pumpkin cart and the crystal slipper, and then there is a fool who is carrying the shoes all over the world looking for a partner.

[Xiao Daojing]: Xiu'er, you are still young, your father does not allow you to fall in love with other people on stage, your father does not allow you! ! !

Cheng Tiao took a deep breath, and silently said three times in his heart, "This guy is my partner, domestic violence is not a good man" before he barely suppressed the desire to beat him up.

When he just picked up his phone and was about to reply to the message, he suddenly thought of a very important thing.

"Yimeng, shouldn't outsiders be allowed to watch our rehearsal?" He gently pushed the little lady who was looking at her phone in front of her and asked.

The little lady sat up straight, and after hearing Cheng Tiao's question, he said as a matter of course: "Nonsense, otherwise there would be no sense of surprise."

"But if you want to invite people to visit, it's not impossible." He glanced at Cheng Tiao with some hesitation, and added.

After hearing that the rehearsal was not allowed to visit, Cheng Tiao breathed a sigh of relief, and replied a message with a smile.

[My Excellence]: Just want to.

[Xiao Dao Jing]: You don't love me anymore! (Rolling all over the floor. GIF)

[Little Daddy]: (crying.gif)

After teasing Lin Jian for a while, Cheng Tiao continued to watch the movie. The plot was roughly the same as he remembered.

Most people take notes while watching a movie. If you ask them to write an [-]-word post-reading review right away, maybe they will say Soeasy.

The movie has been running from 05:30 am to [-]:[-] pm. During this period, several mobile phones that were plugged into the data cable to play the movie were changed.

After watching the last movie, everyone decided to vote anonymously from the fairy tale movies they had watched before, choose a fairy tale with the most votes for rehearsal, and write out the leading role they think is suitable.

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After Chang Qing glanced at the final result of the vote on the screen, he couldn't help laughing, "You guys are very wicked."

Holding a lollipop in her mouth, Lu Manyao waggled her index finger and added with a smile: "No, it's everyone's same wickedness."

"I'd like to know if you guys had already discussed it quietly when I left the classroom to go to the cafeteria." Cheng Tiao smiled, but everyone could clearly feel a murderous look from his smile.

"No!" Everyone shook their heads in unison, cooperating quite tacitly.

[Anonymous Liu Bei]: Can anyone tell me if this watch is real?

[Anonymous Zhou Yu]: Damn, did Rukawa Feng really not directly kill the person who handed over the form?

[Anonymous Sima Yi]: Don't say anything, this is a stage play that I want to watch even if I skip class.

[Anonymous Zhang Fei]: Me too!

[Anonymous Zhao Yun]: Seriously, can someone from a liberal arts class come out and explain whether this is true or not?

[Anonymous Zhuge Liang]: More real than pearls.

[Anonymous Ma Chao]: Rukawa Feng's women's clothing, I get a little excited just thinking about it.

[Anonymous Zhang Fei]: Me too!

[Anonymous Pang Tong]: Stop talking, I will ask my grandma to burn incense for me to bless this show to be selected.

[Anonymous Cao Cao]: Don't worry, we and Shigao are considered recommended, as long as they meet the 24 characters, they can basically pass

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[Anonymous Guan Yu]: It's time for Shigao people to experience the beauty of our Rukawa Kaede.

[Anonymous Dong Zhuo]: I am a little dissatisfied. Why can't Rukawa Feng play the leading role? He fully meets the conditions.

[Anonymous Big Joe]: I also think that there is something shady.

[Anonymous Zhuge Liang]: The leading role is the Er Zhuang from Class Six, probably to highlight the contrast.

[Anonymous Lu Bu]: What is the role of that little girl from class five?I heard it is a very important role.

[Anonymous Diaochan]: Magic Mirror

[Anonymous Huang Zhong]: Sure enough, it is a very important role.

[Anonymous Cao Cao]: ...

Lin Jian looked at the performance sheet that Wei Lan sent him in a little astonishment. He was stunned for 2 minutes before he came back to his senses. Then he turned around and threw himself on the bed, laughing so loudly that it almost scared the kid next door.

"Performance Schedule "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" (Narrator: Normal)

Snow White: Sun Gaozhuang

Prince: Zhou Qin

Queen: Cheng Tiao

Magic Mirror: Zhou Meng

Dwarf 1: White Peach

... "

"Cheng Weiwei, you have a fucking day too hahahahahaha..." After Lin Jian made a death-defying voice, he lay on the bed and rolled around twice, so happy that tears almost came down.

He has thought about many versions of fairy tales, and almost all of them have accepted and even started to make up the appearance of the other party wearing a prince or knight costume.Although occasionally there is a little selfishness, secretly hoping that the other party can pretend to be a princess or something.

But the reality is more exciting than he imagined, Queen!

Thinking of the scene where Xiu'er solemnly asked the sunglasses about who is the most beautiful woman in the world on the stage, Lin Jian felt a little amused.

But who is that Sun Gaozhuang? Can he have one tenth of Cheng Tiao's beauty? Why can he play Snow White who is more beautiful than the queen? This must be a shady scene!

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"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful in this world... Fuck!" Cheng Tiao was a little at a loss for what to say next to the mirror.

After taking a few deep breaths, he opened his eyes and stared at himself in the mirror, and said the next line seriously, "Nonsense, of course it's you, you don't have any self-knowledge!"

After poohing in the mirror, Cheng Tiao walked out of the toilet contentedly.

Lin Gun, who was waiting outside the door to go to the toilet, couldn't help but widen his eyes when he heard this, and turned his head in disbelief to look at Cheng Tiao, who was humming and crawling on the bed.

Is this the highest state of narcissism, asking yourself and answering yourself?Lin Gungun's heart was completely shocked.

The author has something to say: After receiving the voice message, Tiaotiao said: Is it Lin Jian that you have drifted away recently, or do you think I, Cheng Youwei, can no longer hold a knife?

Thanks to prism-Jinjin, Jingtinghuakai, yesterday, hehehe III for the cute nutrient solution~