School grass he is too good

"Lin Jian, you still dare to sleep!" Teacher Bai was so angry that he threw several chalk stubs to the back row, but unfortunately they all hit Lin Gun and Wei Lan in front.

Wei Lan shook out the chalk ends in her hoodie helplessly, "Old Bai, let's get a pair of glasses, let's not save this money."

Teacher Bai was also a little embarrassed at this moment. He said in a deep voice, "It was the two of you who I smashed. I didn't know to remind you when I saw my classmates sleeping in class in the back row. Also, you are also in the same dormitory. He is It’s not playing games all night, you don’t know how to persuade them? These days, you have no energy in class during the day, and you don’t sleep all night at night. What do you all want to do? You want to become immortals!”

This sudden map bomb caused most of the students in the class to lower their heads and flip through their textbooks helplessly, but the culprit was still sleeping soundly.

"Wake up soon, black sheep!" Wei Lan bumped Lin Jian's desk several times with her back, "If you continue like this, sooner or later you will be arrested and sent to the police, let me tell you."

Lin Jian lay on the table and took a deep breath for a while before raising his head with some difficulty. Last night he just kept his eyes open and worked hard all night, not because he was really afraid that he would be late Once you wake up, you won't be safe, but...

"If you really can't sleep when I'm on your bed, then you can go to sleep on my side, I also feel squeezed to death." Cheng Tiao lightly bumped the thing next to him with his shoulder, he was too lazy to climb up After going back, it was hard to brew a little drowsiness.

Lin Jian silently pasted some more on the wall, "I'm too lazy to move."

"I'm too lazy to move." Cheng Tiao sighed, closed his eyes and said softly, "Then let's sleep like this, good night."

"But I..."

Cheng Tiao opened his eyes a little irritatedly, then reached out his hands to hold Lin Jian's face, and kissed him hard on the forehead, "Don't be so fucking, go to sleep baby, it's late!"

Lin Jian's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he seemed to be quite frightened. He looked at Cheng Tiao who had closed his eyes and continued to sleep beside him in disbelief, completely insomnia...

Lin Jian yawned, and he couldn't help but think of the scene that happened last night, and quietly reached out and rubbed his hot earlobe.

……

After the exercise between classes, while everyone was going to the cafeteria, Cheng Tiao walked slowly up to the top floor of the teaching building.Sitting on the steps of the stairs, he took out his Nokia mobile phone and turned on the data.

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: I need you for something.

[His Majesty Qi Huang]: Is it urgent? If not, I will go to work in the fields first.

[Cheng Youwei Special Game]: You are almost disabled, what do you do?

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Sheep, I removed the splint

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: Where did the sheep come from? ? ?

Cheng Tiao fell into a state of silence. Although Nokia's display screen is really small, it shouldn't make him read the wrong content, right?He silently picked up the phone and took a serious look to make sure that the person was really talking about herding sheep.

[His Majesty Qi Huang]: Your grandpa did not know where to go and came back to raise it. He said that he could drink fresh goat milk for grandma at that time, so he raised it in our yard.I didn’t pay attention to it before and made it hungry. The few pots of roses planted in my yard were eaten up by it. You have to reimburse it

Cheng Tiao: "..." It sounds like it should be his grandfather's normal operation.

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: I think Lin Jian might be interested in me. 【Cheek/】

Qi Huangxuan was leading the sheep at first, but stopped halfway. He looked at the content on the screen of the phone with a complicated expression, and his face was not very good-looking.

"What—"

The goat noticed that he was not moving suddenly, and anxiously struggled with the rope twice and let out a cry.

"What's your size, just wait for me and don't move around!" Qi Huangjuan yelled at it angrily.

Goat: "Meh!!!"

He didn't expect Cheng Tiao to say such words suddenly. What did that idiot surnamed Lin do to make Cheng Tiao suspicious so quickly? It took 2 minutes to start typing again.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: I still think I can win the lottery today.

[His Majesty Qi Huang]: However, I didn't buy a lottery ticket at all. I think you are also suitable for herding sheep. Purify your mind and stop thinking about it.

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: Why are you so excited?

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Is there any?

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: Then you look up the records to see if there is anything different.

Qi Huangxuan subconsciously flipped through a few pages of records, and then cursed a little speechlessly. He usually doesn't use punctuation when he ends a sentence when chatting.

But I was too excited today because I typed it blindly. After typing the above method after a sentence, a period will automatically appear, and he subconsciously pointed it out.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Hehe

[Cheng Weiwei is particularly excellent]: There is no rebuttal, don't tell me...you like me too?

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: Sorry, I refuse.

[Cheng Youwei is very good]: Although I know that I am very good, you are not worthy.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Grass

[His Majesty Qi Huang]: You just want to eat farts in broad daylight, you idiot!

Qi Huangjuan couldn't figure out what would make Cheng Tiao have such disgusting thoughts. He looked at the goat who was pulling sheep dung for a while expressionlessly, and suddenly cursed: "Shit on the way, you think you It's Cheng Tiao, shameless!"

The goat looked up at him innocently, "Meh—"

"Okay, from now on you'll be called Youxiu, such a shameless name suits you." After feeding this sheep for so long, this is the first time Qi Huangxuan has given it a name.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: You have to make sure you didn't misunderstand what he meant

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Don't be so good that you will be beaten into a bend

[His Majesty Qihuang]: You might not be gay

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: But I should be.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: What are you? ! !

[Cheng Youwei is particularly excellent]: gay

"Grass." Qi Huangxuan felt that the grass in his head might be enough for Youxiu to eat for three days.

He took a deep breath, feeling the fresh air on the path, barely relieving his symptoms of brain hypoxia, "Let's go, Youxiu, let's go to the fields to graze together."

He pulled the rope and led the goat to his field in big strides with no expression on his face. He even tripped the rope in front of him because he was walking in a hurry, and almost fell to the ground.

After standing on the open field, he let go of the rope in his hand and let Youxiu gnaw the weeds in the field.

After scratching her hair a little irritably, Qi Huangjuan still couldn't hold back and called Cheng Tiao: "Your uncle's Cheng Youxiu, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Cheng Tiao tucked the phone between his shoulders, and looked at the 9x9 Sudoku grid drawn by someone on the wall casually, "What, are you discriminating against gays, or against me?"

Qi Huangxuan sneered, "I should have had a fucking hunch a long time ago, but you are more fucking straight than anyone else."

Feeling that the pressure on the ear was a little painful, Cheng Tiao changed his position again and then asked with a smile, "What premonition do you have?"

"You didn't like to play with girls when you were young, and you spent all day in the martial arts gym. We have known each other for so long, and I have never met you watching movies."

"To be honest, have you been secretly watching calcium tablets behind my back? Unfortunately, I always thought you were just Chirp, thin-skinned and embarrassed." Qi Huangxuan complained, looking at the sheep grazing not far away.

The smile on the corner of Cheng Tiao's mouth was a little stiff, and the Sudoku that he had done almost in his head suddenly became chaotic, and now his mind was full of that vulgar statement by Qi Huangxuan.

I regard you as a good brother, but you secretly call me Xiaojiu?

"That's the end of our friendship, bitch!" Cheng Tiao was so angry that he almost bent the railing of the handrail.

He no longer cared about Sudoku or Sudoku, he just wanted to rush thousands of miles away and push that guy to the ground to graze with the sheep.

Qi Huangfan twitched the corner of his mouth, "Oh, then I'll hang up."

Although these words were slapstick, at least they made the atmosphere less heavy than before.

Cheng Tiao took the phone away from his ear and glanced at it. When he realized that class was about to start, he sighed helplessly, "Okay, you can kneel down."

"But since you are all honest, remember to share it with me if you find a high-quality film source in the future."

Qi Huangxuan's chuckle came from the other end of the phone, and Cheng Tiao was hung up on the phone before he realized it. It took him a full 30 seconds to digest the hidden meaning of this sentence.

"Damn!" Cheng Tiao cursed with a smile, couldn't help but punched the air with his fist, leaned sideways against the wall and put the back of his hand against his face.

What the hell is going on!

After sitting on the steps for a few more minutes, he got up and patted the dust on his trousers, and walked downstairs slowly. At first, a lot of questions he wanted to ask Qi Huangxuan seemed to have been answered at this moment.

Whether the sentence he sent out was to seek a solution to the problem or simply for the purpose of showing off, he was actually very clear in his heart.

Cheng Tiao went to the toilet to wash his hands, and whistled in a good mood.

Undoubtedly, Lin Jian liked him, and he didn't find it annoying, and was even a little happy about it.

It was only last night that he realized this. When he calmed down, he realized that it was just "I like you". If he wasn't so nervous, would it be worth the other party running to the door of his class panting in the heavy rain? ?

That's why he would go to Baidu to search for signs of liking a person uncontrollably, and then test the other person with a confused mentality.Although he also accounted for a considerable part of the "16 expressions of liking someone".

When he stretched out his arms to hug Lin Jian, the other person's heartbeat obviously accelerated, but that guy must have been very yellow at that time, so he didn't notice it at all, in fact, his heartbeat was also very fast at that time.

Cheng Tiao couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth. When he passed the bulletin board and saw the word "Lin Jian" on it, he paused subconsciously, and then strode towards his classroom.

"I found the money, I lost my eyes from laughing." Seeing Cheng Tiao's appearance, Lu Manyao couldn't help asking curiously.

Cheng Tiao lowered his head and smiled, "There's nothing to be happy about picking up money."

Lu Manyao: "..." Pooh!

During class, Cheng Tiao was rarely distracted. He propped his chin and looked out the window in a daze...

I'm looking forward to it, when are they going to call him daddy?

The author has something to say: Xiao Qi stood lonely in the field and watched Youxiu grazing, and at the same time, he ran a grass removal machine in his mind~

Thanks to Chong Ya, Xiao Wu, "", Yuan Yuan, yesterday, the nutrient solution of potatoes, yum!