School grass he is too good
Chapter 61
"Dear student Cheng Tiao, hello. I am deeply sorry for the mistakes I made this time. I shouldn't use extreme behavior to save your chastity. No matter how critical the situation is next time, I will definitely Handle it with the principle of thinking twice before acting.”
"If something like today happens again, I will use my face to block you, and I will never reach out and touch your flawless face too hard. Please forgive me for the mistakes I made, and thank you for giving me A chance to repent, I will never let this kind of thing happen again after tonight, I swear. The reviewer, Lin Jian." Lin Jian knelt on his quilt, and finished the review with great sincerity.
After Wei Lan and Lin Gun listened to the review, they all began to applaud tacitly, "Okay, I really feel it, it's you!"
Cheng Tiao, who was brushing his teeth in the toilet, poked his head out with a toothbrush in his mouth. He said to Lin Jian expressionlessly, "Recite it once. If you can't recite it, it means you are not sincere enough."
Wei Lan: "..."
Lin Gun: "..."
You are so cruel and ruthless!
Lin Jian pointed her middle finger in the direction of the toilet, then cleared her throat, "Dear Cheng Tiao, hello..."
Cheng Tiao was brushing his teeth in front of the sink, while listening to Lin Jian's "true feelings" self-criticism, he subconsciously looked up at himself in the glasses, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"Ward round, open the door quickly!"
Lin Jian hadn't finished memorizing the self-criticism when suddenly the door of the dormitory was knocked forcefully.
Cheng Tiao immediately rushed out of the bathroom. Seeing the stunned expressions of the other people in the dormitory, he jumped up and tore off the plug that was plugged into the socket next to the air conditioner. Throw the mobile phone chargers on Lin Jian's bed together.
Lin Jian also quickly covered those things with a quilt.
Then Cheng Tiao slowly opened the door of the dormitory with a toothbrush in his mouth, "What's the matter, Auntie?"
Both Wei Lan and Lin Gun's eyes were about to pop out, and they were still gesticulating with their hands in an unbelievable way, especially Lin Gun was the most confused. He had to stand on tiptoes on a chair to pull out a plug when he first came.
But, Ke Chengtiao just jumped up and down so easily, and then pulled it out? ? ?
"I think if our worldview is a campus novel, then he must be a magic martial arts." Lin Gun complained to the other two while pointing at Cheng Tiao's back with a slumped face.
"Let me check to see if there are illegal electrical appliances in your dormitory. If you have any hidden items, you'd better hand them in to me consciously. Otherwise, if I find out, it will be more than just confiscated!"
After the dorm aunt entered the dormitory, she walked around the room slowly and looked carefully, which made Lin Jian, who was sitting on the bed covered with a quilt, feel a little guilty.
But Cheng Tiao was much calmer than they looked, and went back to the toilet with his toothbrush in his mouth to continue brushing his teeth. After a while, the aunt also went into the toilet and glanced casually, and even turned on the balcony light and door. Went to check it out.
This time the inspection was much more serious than the previous casual attitude, so Cheng Tiao guessed that some dormitory with some serious illegal electrical appliances was found, otherwise there was no need to inspect the dormitory so suddenly.
After finding out that there was no problem, the auntie in charge nodded with satisfaction, turned around and prepared to leave. Before leaving, she took a special look at the two empty chairs to confirm that there were no traces of footprints on them, and then left with confidence up.
"Old Wei, what's the matter?" Cheng Tiao was washing his face in the toilet, and he couldn't help asking when he heard the sound of the dormitory door closing.
Under normal circumstances, they can get the answer from Wei Lan's mouth about the things they are curious about.
Wei Lan was reading the chat records, and after learning the reason, she couldn't help but swear, and then said speechlessly: "There is a high school student in the opposite building who bought a hot dog machine, and tried to grill hairtail with that thing half an hour ago, which resulted in them all The floor trip was discovered by the dormitory management."
"What?" Lin Gun picked out his ears, and his first reaction was that he heard it wrong.
Lin Jian climbed down from the bed with the plug, and then moved his own stool to plug the plug back in, "That's awesome, high school life is so much fun. I'm afraid these third-year high school students have become obsessed with their studies. What? Strange things can be done.”
Cheng Tiao came out of the toilet, wiped his face with his own small towel, and complained, "The hot dog machine is still grilling fish? Why don't they just drill wood to make a fire with so much talent and so much free time?"
"I think fried octopus tastes better, but grilled ones don't have that flavor." Lin Gun's way of thinking is very unique, and foodies always focus on something different from other people.
……
Probably because the amount of exercise during the day was a bit high, Cheng Tiaoda was still a little excited at night and couldn't sleep. He opened his eyes and stared blankly for a while.
After a while, he slowly stretched out his hand and pulled the rogue rabbit by his thigh into his hand, pinching its rabbit ears boredly.
To be honest, his sleep quality has always been good, and he usually starts to feel drowsy and falls asleep easily. Today's rare absent-mindedness made his fuss a little confusing.
"Xiu'er, are you unable to sleep?" Lin Jian who was in the next bed asked in a low voice.
Cheng Tiao turned over curiously, and looked at the other party, "You haven't slept yet, did I disturb you because of my loud movements?"
Lin Jian laughed, "No, it's just that I'm not used to you not snoring today."
Cheng Tiao: "???"
He sat up in disbelief, and then leaned on the bed and looked at the other party's face seriously. In the dark, he could still see the other party's shiny black pupils. He couldn't help asking: "Damn, is it true or not? I snore in my sleep?"
Cheng Tiao couldn't believe it. He always felt that he slept very quietly and his sleeping position was very regular.Because it was the first time he lived on campus, it was the first time he heard someone tell him such a thing, which made him feel quite traumatized in his heart.
After all, from time to time he would mock the other party for sleeping like a pig.
"It's okay, the sound is actually not too loud. Anyway, it's enough not to wake up those two people." Lin Jian comforted softly.
Cheng Tiao was still a little incapable of accepting it. He sat on the wall with a sad face and hugged the doll and began to doubt his life. As an outstanding and handsome man like him, he could snore, God is so unfair!
"If you dare to speak out, I will spread all eighteen recordings of your snoring in my mobile phone." Apart from being sad, he also threatened Lin Jian.
Lin Jian couldn't help but sit up straight when he heard this. He looked at Cheng Tiao in disbelief, and then asked in a low voice, "Fuck, are you a pervert? It's fine if you record secretly, and you still record eighteen copies." !"
Cheng Tiao calmly pulled Tuzki up and threw him at the other side, "Who secretly recorded it, you snored on time at 02:30 in the middle of the night, okay? It sounded like an excavator. When I first started, I thought it was something The construction site is so vile, building houses in the dark at night."
Lin Jian: "..." Is that an exaggeration?
In the middle of the night, Cheng Tiao crawled onto Lin Jian's bed, and the two were still complaining about each other's shit, and almost got into a fight because of the incongruous language.
In the end, it was because of Lin Jian's quick response that he memorized the self-criticism again in time to prevent the crisis from happening.
Cheng Tiao gradually closed his eyes and fell asleep amidst the other party's gentle self-examination, and slept on Lin Jian's bed.
It was not the first time that Lin Jian shared the bed with Cheng Tiao, but his heart was still beating fast, and the single bed in the dormitory was naturally incomparable to the spacious big bed in the hotel.
They even had trouble lying side by side because his shoulders would be on each other, so he tried to stay on his side.
Cheng Tiao's eyelashes were very long. After hearing his steady breathing, Lin Jian quietly stretched out her hand to touch his eyelashes, which usually felt a little prickly.
When he was trying to measure the length with his fingers, Cheng Tiao suddenly opened his eyes, which made his heart stop for a moment.
"Go to sleep." After saying these three words, Cheng Tiao closed his eyes again, and even reached out to wrap his arms around the other person's shoulders, pressing him into his arms.
Before going to bed, they plugged the air conditioner back in. Lin Jian's bed was the closest to the air conditioner, which made Cheng Tiao feel a little bit cold from the blowing, so he couldn't help but hug the person next to him to warm him up.
Lin Jian nestled in Cheng Tiao's arms and froze. He blinked his eyes and felt as if a lawn mower had been driven in his mind, at least cutting a whole row of grass.
How could this Nima still be able to sleep, his face was close to Cheng Tiao's chest, and he could clearly hear the sound of the other person's heart, thump, thump, thump...
"Is your fucking heart a little bit irregular? This problem is serious." Cheng Tiao opened his eyes again helplessly. He was not so exaggerated when he was in the marathon around the city. This guy's heart is about to jump It looks like it's out, the thief is scary.
Lin Jian froze for a moment: "Is this the sound of my heart?"
"Ah, otherwise, is it mine?" Cheng Tiao looked at him helplessly, then took his hand and placed it on his chest, "My heart beats at a rate of 1 beats per minute. Mom must have been one hundred and two to one hundred and thirteen just now."
Lin Jian was forced to hit his chest for the first time, and he could clearly feel the chest muscles of the opponent with his palm, "You, don't do this, you better be gay!"
He struggled to pull his hand out, the red roots behind his ears were about to bleed, he felt that he was completely a contradictory body now, he wanted to get close to the other party, but was afraid of the other party's approach.
"Don't be like this anymore, you are such a good mother." Cheng Tiao complained softly.
I don't know why, but Lin Jian Mingming is very clingy to him, but if he made a casual move, the other party would be taken aback.
Let's not mention whether he is gay or not, but the other party doesn't look like a homophobic person with his usual vigor, and he doesn't even look like a serious straight man.
Feeling sad that Lin Jian was shot in the knee, he silently turned his back on Cheng Tiao and murmured, "Go to sleep, it's late at night."
Cheng Tiao slapped his ass a little amusedly, "You don't have to worry about it now, aren't you afraid that I will suddenly explode your ass in the middle of the night?"
Lin Jian: "..."
He opened his eyes, feeling that he might not be able to sleep tonight.
The author has something to say: Tiao Tiao: This man is not a serious straight man
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Thanks to the little cutie who watered me the nutrient solution on the 30th, I love you! ! !
"If something like today happens again, I will use my face to block you, and I will never reach out and touch your flawless face too hard. Please forgive me for the mistakes I made, and thank you for giving me A chance to repent, I will never let this kind of thing happen again after tonight, I swear. The reviewer, Lin Jian." Lin Jian knelt on his quilt, and finished the review with great sincerity.
After Wei Lan and Lin Gun listened to the review, they all began to applaud tacitly, "Okay, I really feel it, it's you!"
Cheng Tiao, who was brushing his teeth in the toilet, poked his head out with a toothbrush in his mouth. He said to Lin Jian expressionlessly, "Recite it once. If you can't recite it, it means you are not sincere enough."
Wei Lan: "..."
Lin Gun: "..."
You are so cruel and ruthless!
Lin Jian pointed her middle finger in the direction of the toilet, then cleared her throat, "Dear Cheng Tiao, hello..."
Cheng Tiao was brushing his teeth in front of the sink, while listening to Lin Jian's "true feelings" self-criticism, he subconsciously looked up at himself in the glasses, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"Ward round, open the door quickly!"
Lin Jian hadn't finished memorizing the self-criticism when suddenly the door of the dormitory was knocked forcefully.
Cheng Tiao immediately rushed out of the bathroom. Seeing the stunned expressions of the other people in the dormitory, he jumped up and tore off the plug that was plugged into the socket next to the air conditioner. Throw the mobile phone chargers on Lin Jian's bed together.
Lin Jian also quickly covered those things with a quilt.
Then Cheng Tiao slowly opened the door of the dormitory with a toothbrush in his mouth, "What's the matter, Auntie?"
Both Wei Lan and Lin Gun's eyes were about to pop out, and they were still gesticulating with their hands in an unbelievable way, especially Lin Gun was the most confused. He had to stand on tiptoes on a chair to pull out a plug when he first came.
But, Ke Chengtiao just jumped up and down so easily, and then pulled it out? ? ?
"I think if our worldview is a campus novel, then he must be a magic martial arts." Lin Gun complained to the other two while pointing at Cheng Tiao's back with a slumped face.
"Let me check to see if there are illegal electrical appliances in your dormitory. If you have any hidden items, you'd better hand them in to me consciously. Otherwise, if I find out, it will be more than just confiscated!"
After the dorm aunt entered the dormitory, she walked around the room slowly and looked carefully, which made Lin Jian, who was sitting on the bed covered with a quilt, feel a little guilty.
But Cheng Tiao was much calmer than they looked, and went back to the toilet with his toothbrush in his mouth to continue brushing his teeth. After a while, the aunt also went into the toilet and glanced casually, and even turned on the balcony light and door. Went to check it out.
This time the inspection was much more serious than the previous casual attitude, so Cheng Tiao guessed that some dormitory with some serious illegal electrical appliances was found, otherwise there was no need to inspect the dormitory so suddenly.
After finding out that there was no problem, the auntie in charge nodded with satisfaction, turned around and prepared to leave. Before leaving, she took a special look at the two empty chairs to confirm that there were no traces of footprints on them, and then left with confidence up.
"Old Wei, what's the matter?" Cheng Tiao was washing his face in the toilet, and he couldn't help asking when he heard the sound of the dormitory door closing.
Under normal circumstances, they can get the answer from Wei Lan's mouth about the things they are curious about.
Wei Lan was reading the chat records, and after learning the reason, she couldn't help but swear, and then said speechlessly: "There is a high school student in the opposite building who bought a hot dog machine, and tried to grill hairtail with that thing half an hour ago, which resulted in them all The floor trip was discovered by the dormitory management."
"What?" Lin Gun picked out his ears, and his first reaction was that he heard it wrong.
Lin Jian climbed down from the bed with the plug, and then moved his own stool to plug the plug back in, "That's awesome, high school life is so much fun. I'm afraid these third-year high school students have become obsessed with their studies. What? Strange things can be done.”
Cheng Tiao came out of the toilet, wiped his face with his own small towel, and complained, "The hot dog machine is still grilling fish? Why don't they just drill wood to make a fire with so much talent and so much free time?"
"I think fried octopus tastes better, but grilled ones don't have that flavor." Lin Gun's way of thinking is very unique, and foodies always focus on something different from other people.
……
Probably because the amount of exercise during the day was a bit high, Cheng Tiaoda was still a little excited at night and couldn't sleep. He opened his eyes and stared blankly for a while.
After a while, he slowly stretched out his hand and pulled the rogue rabbit by his thigh into his hand, pinching its rabbit ears boredly.
To be honest, his sleep quality has always been good, and he usually starts to feel drowsy and falls asleep easily. Today's rare absent-mindedness made his fuss a little confusing.
"Xiu'er, are you unable to sleep?" Lin Jian who was in the next bed asked in a low voice.
Cheng Tiao turned over curiously, and looked at the other party, "You haven't slept yet, did I disturb you because of my loud movements?"
Lin Jian laughed, "No, it's just that I'm not used to you not snoring today."
Cheng Tiao: "???"
He sat up in disbelief, and then leaned on the bed and looked at the other party's face seriously. In the dark, he could still see the other party's shiny black pupils. He couldn't help asking: "Damn, is it true or not? I snore in my sleep?"
Cheng Tiao couldn't believe it. He always felt that he slept very quietly and his sleeping position was very regular.Because it was the first time he lived on campus, it was the first time he heard someone tell him such a thing, which made him feel quite traumatized in his heart.
After all, from time to time he would mock the other party for sleeping like a pig.
"It's okay, the sound is actually not too loud. Anyway, it's enough not to wake up those two people." Lin Jian comforted softly.
Cheng Tiao was still a little incapable of accepting it. He sat on the wall with a sad face and hugged the doll and began to doubt his life. As an outstanding and handsome man like him, he could snore, God is so unfair!
"If you dare to speak out, I will spread all eighteen recordings of your snoring in my mobile phone." Apart from being sad, he also threatened Lin Jian.
Lin Jian couldn't help but sit up straight when he heard this. He looked at Cheng Tiao in disbelief, and then asked in a low voice, "Fuck, are you a pervert? It's fine if you record secretly, and you still record eighteen copies." !"
Cheng Tiao calmly pulled Tuzki up and threw him at the other side, "Who secretly recorded it, you snored on time at 02:30 in the middle of the night, okay? It sounded like an excavator. When I first started, I thought it was something The construction site is so vile, building houses in the dark at night."
Lin Jian: "..." Is that an exaggeration?
In the middle of the night, Cheng Tiao crawled onto Lin Jian's bed, and the two were still complaining about each other's shit, and almost got into a fight because of the incongruous language.
In the end, it was because of Lin Jian's quick response that he memorized the self-criticism again in time to prevent the crisis from happening.
Cheng Tiao gradually closed his eyes and fell asleep amidst the other party's gentle self-examination, and slept on Lin Jian's bed.
It was not the first time that Lin Jian shared the bed with Cheng Tiao, but his heart was still beating fast, and the single bed in the dormitory was naturally incomparable to the spacious big bed in the hotel.
They even had trouble lying side by side because his shoulders would be on each other, so he tried to stay on his side.
Cheng Tiao's eyelashes were very long. After hearing his steady breathing, Lin Jian quietly stretched out her hand to touch his eyelashes, which usually felt a little prickly.
When he was trying to measure the length with his fingers, Cheng Tiao suddenly opened his eyes, which made his heart stop for a moment.
"Go to sleep." After saying these three words, Cheng Tiao closed his eyes again, and even reached out to wrap his arms around the other person's shoulders, pressing him into his arms.
Before going to bed, they plugged the air conditioner back in. Lin Jian's bed was the closest to the air conditioner, which made Cheng Tiao feel a little bit cold from the blowing, so he couldn't help but hug the person next to him to warm him up.
Lin Jian nestled in Cheng Tiao's arms and froze. He blinked his eyes and felt as if a lawn mower had been driven in his mind, at least cutting a whole row of grass.
How could this Nima still be able to sleep, his face was close to Cheng Tiao's chest, and he could clearly hear the sound of the other person's heart, thump, thump, thump...
"Is your fucking heart a little bit irregular? This problem is serious." Cheng Tiao opened his eyes again helplessly. He was not so exaggerated when he was in the marathon around the city. This guy's heart is about to jump It looks like it's out, the thief is scary.
Lin Jian froze for a moment: "Is this the sound of my heart?"
"Ah, otherwise, is it mine?" Cheng Tiao looked at him helplessly, then took his hand and placed it on his chest, "My heart beats at a rate of 1 beats per minute. Mom must have been one hundred and two to one hundred and thirteen just now."
Lin Jian was forced to hit his chest for the first time, and he could clearly feel the chest muscles of the opponent with his palm, "You, don't do this, you better be gay!"
He struggled to pull his hand out, the red roots behind his ears were about to bleed, he felt that he was completely a contradictory body now, he wanted to get close to the other party, but was afraid of the other party's approach.
"Don't be like this anymore, you are such a good mother." Cheng Tiao complained softly.
I don't know why, but Lin Jian Mingming is very clingy to him, but if he made a casual move, the other party would be taken aback.
Let's not mention whether he is gay or not, but the other party doesn't look like a homophobic person with his usual vigor, and he doesn't even look like a serious straight man.
Feeling sad that Lin Jian was shot in the knee, he silently turned his back on Cheng Tiao and murmured, "Go to sleep, it's late at night."
Cheng Tiao slapped his ass a little amusedly, "You don't have to worry about it now, aren't you afraid that I will suddenly explode your ass in the middle of the night?"
Lin Jian: "..."
He opened his eyes, feeling that he might not be able to sleep tonight.
The author has something to say: Tiao Tiao: This man is not a serious straight man
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Thanks to the little cutie who watered me the nutrient solution on the 30th, I love you! ! !
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