School grass he is too good

After returning to school, Cheng Tiao began to spend his days burying his head in making up homework. He was a little thankful that he was not in his third year of high school, otherwise he would probably have to kneel down to catch up with homework.

Teacher Santuan also specifically told him to do it by himself and not to learn from other students' homework.

"Notice in advance that your history teacher is on leave this afternoon, so two classes will be used for the physical test. Everyone, get ready, female students remember not to wear sandals." The physical education teacher knocked on the back door of Class [-] and said, and then left with the form up.

"Ah, why so suddenly?"

"That's right, didn't it mean Friday?"

"I sprained my ankle yesterday, okay..."

"I also……"

For a while, the class was full of various complaints, and after a few minutes, they turned into various excuses, from menstrual period to headache, foot pain, stomach pain, back pain and leg cramps.

"Damn, I can only do six pull-ups, and I still use swings." A classmate named Li Qiang complained, and then he looked at Cheng Tiao curiously: "By the way, Brother Tiao, I watched the physical test last year. Score table, how did you get full marks for pull-ups, it's amazing!"

"Just make sixteen." Cheng Tiao was reciting the ancient poems in class two days ago, and it is said that he will write silently in the next class, so now he can only memorize them in shorthand.

Sixteen pull-ups in the school physical examination are full marks, but because the physical education teacher is strict about this aspect, it is difficult for most of the students to even pass the nine points.

Li Qiang: "..."

"I give full marks to this coercion." Another classmate applauded, and they could only be convinced by Cheng Tiao's coercion.

Cheng Tiao silently recited the difficult road to Shu several times in his heart, and then he opened the textbook and carefully memorized the more difficult words.

"Oh, why are there so many things about Li Bai!" The male student nicknamed "Little Empress" stomped his feet anxiously in the class, and then continued to recite the text.

Cheng Tiao glanced at the man, and said to himself that you should memorize Lu You's poems less, this poet has more things to do, by the way, I have to be thankful that the artistic value of a certain majesty's poems is not high, otherwise the textbook will definitely be thicker Not many.

As soon as the class bell rang, the third group teacher came into the classroom with her bag. She glanced at the blackboard: "Who is the student on duty today? Wipe the blackboard. After class, you should wipe it in advance. Don't let the teacher keep reminding you about such trivial things. "

Lu Manyao, who was in the front row of Cheng Tiao, got up slowly and walked to the podium. She took the blackboard eraser to the door and wiped the chalk dust a few times before going back to the classroom to wipe the blackboard.

"Before writing silently, the teacher first asked a few students to recite it. Is there any student who is willing to try?" Teacher Lin glanced at the classroom and asked softly.

Most of the students in the class lowered their heads silently, afraid of the person whose name was called.

Normally, in this case, if no one raised their hand, the teacher probably would have chosen him, so Cheng Tiao raised his hand very wisely, and got a satisfied smile from Teacher Santuan.

Cheng Tiao closed the textbook and stood up, "The road to Shu is difficult, Tang, Li Bai. Hey, the danger is high, the road to Shu is difficult..."

……

"You guys just finished teaching the way of Shu. Our class has already taught the pipa. I think it's harder to memorize than the way of Shu. By the way, Yaoyao, do you eat chestnuts fried with sugar? I'll bring you one in the afternoon. " After the exercise, Zhou Qian occupied Cheng Tiao's seat very naturally, and chatted happily with Lu Manyao.

Cheng Tiao leaned his back and propped his elbows on the low wall of the corridor, then stared blankly at the copy paper with the words "Students, puppy love has no bright future!" posted on the back door for a while.

He felt that this lone wolf student was really a daring person with a high level of art. He actually came to class five to hook up with the teacher of their third group just now. He really was a ruthless wolf.

"It's awesome, we dare to grab Brother Tiao's seat, love really makes people blindly confident." Lin Jian smiled and put his hand on Cheng Tiao's shoulder and chuckled.He didn't think it was anything before, but now this kind of intimate gesture makes him feel very special.

Cheng Tiao laughed, and hooked his neck with his backhand, "How can we be so cheap? When I went to the teaching and research group, Lao Bai made you so angry that your mouth was crooked. What are you doing?"

"A school girl wrote a love letter to Lao Wei." Lin Jian was still a little speechless when he thought of this incident.

Cheng Tiao was a little puzzled, "What does that have to do with you?"

Lin Jian put her head on his shoulder innocently, "She happened to be handing over the love letter just in time for Lin Yumei to catch the boy smoking in the corridor. I was anxious to cover her up, so I pushed her into the men's room... At that time, I was sure that the toilet was really empty, but in the end Lin Yumei called me stinky, shameless, and a hooligan."

Cheng Tiao: "..."

After stroking for two or three minutes, he finally grasped the most important point, stretched out his hand and pushed the opponent's head away, complaining: "The school girl confessed to Lao Wei at the toilet door, she is so bohemian?

"Also, you are really a fucking beast for pushing a girl into the men's room. You deserve to be single until now."

Lin Jian snorted softly, "It has nothing to do with me being single."

"It has nothing to do with this matter, so could it still have something to do with me?" Cheng Tiao mocked lightly.

Lin Jian laughed softly, "Okay, I have to go back to the classroom to write a self-criticism."

Cheng Tiao patted him lightly, and complained: "Stop using your review template again, let's innovate. I've heard what Mr. Wang said, and now people who write reviews at the age level basically copy us. The template of the self-criticism letter for the two of you. I have done well this semester, but you have contributed quite a lot."

It stands to reason that the teacher would be more lenient towards top students in this aspect, but Lin Jian was an extreme one. When Lao Bai asked him to choose between not writing a review or not writing homework, he chose the latter without hesitation. Tiao guessed that he was going to repent to death now.

……

"Fuck, big news, big news!" Li Qiang threw the phone back into the drawer and shouted excitedly.

The little lady was cutting her nails, and after shocking him, she gave him a sad look, "Oh, what are you doing so loudly, it's frightening! Next time you have something to say, just say it. "

"I heard that the student god of class one confessed to a girl in the men's room in the morning, and when he was rejected, he pushed the girl into the men's room angrily." Li Qiang said in a low voice, a little excited.

"Fuck, he's so perverted."

"It's too much. If someone rejects him, he will be treated like this."

"Looking at the human appearance, I didn't expect it to be so wretched!"

"that is……"

Several boys gathered together and whispered, they all thought that Lin Jian was a beast.

Cheng Tiao was leaning against the back door to read a book. After hearing so much mess, he casually kicked the iron door with his heel, making a loud noise.Then he tilted his head and smiled innocently at his classmates.

It was only then that everyone remembered that Xueshen was also a good friend of this big boss, and they all silently closed their mouths and did not dare to say anything.

Cheng Tiao sighed helplessly, Lin Jian was very calm about this blame, no matter what the reason was, it was a fact that he pushed the female classmate into the toilet.

If it wasn't because the other party was his little friend, he would also want to call him a fool.This kind of brain circuit is really weird, he shook his head slightly.

"Lin Jian, I don't think your review is unfair at all." Lin Chen looked at Lin Jian with disdain and said.

Lin Jian raised her eyes and glanced at him, not bothering to talk to him.

Lin Chen didn't care that he was ignored at all, he looked at the female students in the class sincerely, and said loudly: "Everyone, beauties, I, Lin Chen, swear here, if anyone sends me a love letter and meets the teacher, I will send it to you." If you tear up the paper and swallow it, you won't be pushed into the toilet!"

"well said!"

"This is what normal people do!"

The male students in the class applauded him tacitly, while Lin Chen cheerfully lowered his hands, "Low-key, low-key."

"If you want to die, can we go out and practice?" Lin Jian showed a rather ferocious smile at them.

It was definitely the smartest move as there was no one else in the toilet.And he was the one who was punished. Not only did the girl send out the love letter, she left a deep impression in front of the person she liked, and she even got the contact information, so she should be very content!

Lin Jian still felt that he was quite wronged, why was he so shameless and playing a hooligan.

Wei Lan was finally willing to put down his phone, he turned his head to Lin Jian and said cheerfully, "Rong Rong asked me to thank you, I will write the review for you."

"You have to write it yourself, don't use my template." Lin Jian said indifferently, feeling that his reputation had been victimized.

……

Facts have proved that having a face that can be seen is indeed a great advantage.

During physical education class in the afternoon, when Cheng Tiao moved the mat back from the sports equipment room, the wind he heard had become...

"The Xueshen kicked open the door of the toilet domineeringly, then yelled at the other people inside, get out! After those people had left, he pushed the girl against the door to confess his love."

"Wow, I feel like a domineering president!!!"

"Yes, I think so too, he's so cool."

"It's a pity, that female classmate actually rejected him."

A few girls who asked the teacher for leave and said they were inconvenient together covered their mouths and discussed in a low voice, and made some strange screams from time to time.

"This world has become a bit confusing for me." Cheng Tiao muttered with a complicated expression after placing the mat on the ground.

Chang Qing chuckled, "The morals of the world haven't changed, the only things you don't understand are girls."

"Yes, you are amazing. Not only can you understand girls, but you can also understand boys." Cheng Tiao retorted calmly.

Chang Qing looked at Cheng Tiao and snorted. He flicked his tongue lightly and made a sound like snapping fingers, then curled his lips and mocked, "It's better than opening your eyes and going blind."

When Cheng Tiao asked curiously why he was blind, the physical education teacher suddenly blew his whistle to indicate assembly, so he had no choice but to swallow the question in his stomach and trot to stand in the line.

The first item to pass the test was the standing long jump, and the physical education teacher pulled him out to demonstrate first, so that everyone could learn his posture.

The first two times when he was able to jump to about [-] meters, most people were already shocked.The third time, Cheng Tiao even jumped directly to a distance of [-] meters, but because the toe of the shoe touched a little, the teacher remembered him as [-] meters.

"Damn it, it's [-] meters. If I can jump this far, I'll probably be able to play for the rest of my life." There were quite a few people around the measuring stick, and even students from other classes came over curiously to join in the fun.

A female classmate with a long ponytail smiled and said to Cheng Tiao: "Wow, you are so good. But if you work hard, you can treat me to free hot pot when you are three meters old."

This female classmate was called Bai Jing, and Cheng Tiao was quite impressed with her, because once the other party's ponytail was accidentally thrown on his face, it was very painful.

"I'm afraid it will be hot, so I can't eat hot pot." He explained seriously, and in fact, he didn't understand why he invited the other party to dinner even though he was doing well.

Bai Jing glanced at him with some sympathy, and said firmly: "Then your life will definitely lose a lot of fun, and life without hot pot is incomplete. In fact, you can also try it. I know a hot pot restaurant that tastes good. I can buy you to eat next time."

Cheng Tiao shook his head, "Life is not complete, you must know how to be content and be happy."

Bai Jing: "..."

The author has something to say: Jump: Lin Jian is really a straight man.

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In fact, when I was a student, the rumors spread really well. I remember one time during the earthquake drill, I accidentally fell and ate shit on the playground. Later, I heard that a female classmate had epilepsy during the drill. , twitching on the playground.

My female classmate myself: ? ? ?

Thanks to 3104, Chong Ya, Yu Mei Qingchen, and Yu Yu for their nutrient solutions! ! !