School grass he is too good

Lin Jian's hand trembled violently, and he was almost so excited that he threw the phone out. He took several deep breaths before he calmed down a little, and then turned on the voice again.

After listening to it several times, the corners of his mouth rose up uncontrollably. Although this little boy is a bit of an idiot, he must be very witty overall.After all, he can see through himself at a glance, so he must have no problem seeing through Cheng Tiao!

Thinking of this, he silently clicked on the voice to favorite, and then clicked on it again.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: The collection has been deleted, stop listening to it

[His Majesty Qi Huang]: I haven't finished talking yet

Lin Jian: "..." Is this person a fucking worm who has become a spirit, or should he be so mysterious.

[You don't like to eat fish]: Alright brother, you can continue talking. 【Please.jpg】

Qi Huangxuan originally said a long paragraph, but in the end he still didn't send it out.He sighed helplessly, "Forget it, I have nothing to tell you, I'll go to sleep first."

Lin Jian: "???"

"No, there is something wrong with your mother. You wake up at night, and you will go to bed by yourself. Are you a dog?" Lin Jian couldn't believe that there are such sinister people in this world.

Can a normal person do such a thing!

Qi Huangxuan put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, then threw the phone on the bed, got up and went to the bathroom to rinse his mouth.

At the beginning, he really wanted to say a lot to Lin Jian, whether it was a warning or a reminder, but just after thinking about it, he suddenly realized that it didn't seem necessary.

After all, he and Cheng Tiao are brothers, but not that guy. He has no reason to help the other party chase Cheng Tiao, and he also has no right to reject the other party for Cheng Tiao.

After coming out of the bathroom, Qi Huangxuan picked up the phone and swiped open the screen to see that there were several more voice messages on the chat page. After hesitating for a moment, he still didn't choose to click on it. He felt that he might be too angry to sleep at night after listening to it.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Do whatever you want, anyway, I won't be the last one to cry.

[His Majesty Qihuang]: Block it first, good night~

Qi Huangxuan didn't know if the person on the opposite side could sleep well, but anyway, he felt a lot better and started to feel sleepy.

Lin Jian on the balcony was so angry that he almost smashed his mobile phone. He couldn't sleep after being tormented so much at night. That dog thief is like a beast!

……

"Hey, what happened to you last night, insomnia? You tossed and turned like pancakes all night." Cheng Tiao complained while brushing his teeth in the bathroom.When he was in a drowsy sleep, he could feel the movement around him.

Lin Jian bent over and squatted in the cubicle to wash his hair early in the morning. Hearing this, he asked curiously, "Did I disturb you last night?"

Cheng Tiao spit the toothpaste foam into the sink, "That's not true, I'm just a little curious whether you are not used to sleeping in hotels, or if you simply suffer from insomnia."

"It's probably because I'm not used to sleeping in this hotel." Lin Jian said helplessly, not ashamed to say that it was because she was so angry with you that she couldn't sleep.

Cheng Tiao usually brought a small towel with him when he went out, but now he was about to go to the hook to get it, and when he passed by Lin Jian, he was splashed with cold water.

Somewhat inconceivably, he felt the temperature of the shower above the other person's head with his hands, and said speechlessly, "It's amazing, washing your hair with cold water in the morning, young people are in good health."

"It's cooler." Lin Jian smiled embarrassedly.

Cheng Tiao took his own children's towel printed with cartoon patterns and washed his face, "It's not bad, my uncle was as bohemian as you when he was young."

"What happened next?" Lin Jian asked.

Cheng Tiao sneered, "Later he got rheumatism."

Lin Jian: "..." It's not possible, seeing that my uncle and his family are tall and burly, I didn't expect to have rheumatism.

"I took a look. The hotel has a buffet breakfast. After eating, just go to the hospital to pick up the man." Cheng Tiao flicked the room card in his hand, and leaned against the door casually, looking at the Lin Jian, who was blowing his hair, then complained, "What do you think you came all the way here for? It was a waste of money, effort, and time."

Of course it's for you.Lin Jian replied silently in her heart, but said on her mouth, "I was full before, but now I regret it."

Cheng Tiao chuckled. He watched the other party blowing for a while, but his hair was still dripping with water.Reluctantly, he stepped forward to snatch the hair dryer, and fiddled with his hair slowly, "Just regret it, it's not a good habit to do things as soon as you slap your head."

The distance between the two is so close that Lin Jian can even tell that his heartbeat has started to "spin and jump", and his breathing is a little short, because he has completely forgotten what the frequency was before.

Cheng Tiao casually blew his hair for him, and the other party's hair, which was still wet after washing, was all curled up by him, and Cheng Tiao couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Probably because the towels in the hotel were dirty, so Lin Jian didn't wipe his hair, water droplets dripped from the tip of his hair and slid down his neck slowly, bringing up a layer of goose bumps.

"Tsk, your hairline is a bit dangerous, three to seven points." Cheng Tiao mocked maliciously after lifting his bangs.

Lin Jian's body was a little stiff, and he said nervously, "Aren't you also half-to-seven?"

"I'm right, but my hairline is not high." After Cheng Tiao finished blow-drying his hair, he picked up a comb and dipped it in some water, and gave him a concave hairstyle.Then he took a serious look at Lin Jian's face, and nodded with satisfaction, "The ingenious craftsmanship can turn decay into magic, as expected of me."

The two were so close that they could even hit each other's face with their breath.

Lin Jian coughed suddenly, turned around and slowly pushed the other person out of the bathroom, and then quickly said: "Thank you, Teacher Tony, you go out first. I suddenly want to go to the toilet, very urgent, very urgent."

Cheng Tiao was pushed so hard that he almost sat on the ground. He looked at the bathroom door which had been slammed shut speechlessly, and wondered what the hell he was in such a hurry.

While Lin Jian was still in a hurry in the bathroom, he leaned against the wall and pressed his legs casually. After all, his body's flexibility was not as good as when he was a child, and it was really painful to press.

"hiss--"

Cheng Tiao was in so much pain that he wanted to find something to divert his attention. He looked around the room casually, and when his eyes fell on the glass door of the bathroom, he suddenly froze for a moment.

Because even though the door was closed, he could clearly see a hazy figure printed on the glass door of the bathroom, and he could see that the person was standing, and even the slightest movements were quite clear.

"Frosted glass, the bad taste of the hotel." Cheng Tiao murmured softly.

He couldn't help but whistled softly, then immediately put down his legs against the wall, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and took a photo of the glass door.

Lin Jian's breathing was a little short, and he seemed to hear two very concerned notifications from his pocket phone.He closed his eyes slightly for a moment, and after taking a deep breath, he stretched out his other hand to touch his pocket and pulled out the phone.

[My Xiu'er]: Thank you Brother Cheap for the live broadcast, it's excellent.

[My Xiuer]: [Photo/]

After hearing the somewhat irritable swearing at the door of the bathroom, Cheng Tiao laughed and fell on the bed. He even choked on his saliva because of his excitement, lying on the bed laughing and coughing.

Three minutes later, the door of the bathroom was opened, and Lin Jian glared at the frosted glass door before coming out.

"Baby, your speed is also dangerous." Cheng Tiao said with pursed lips.He got up from the bed with some difficulty, smiling so that the corners of his eyes were a little red.

Lin Jian: "..."

God knows how complicated he was when he saw the other party's news just now, he was so frightened that he was scared to death.

Cheng Tiao reached out and wiped the corners of his eyes, and took several deep breaths to relieve his sore face from laughing just now, but soon he couldn't help turning his head and burst out laughing again.

Lin Jian looked at him a little angrily, "Pikachu."

Cheng Tiao's smile paused, and then he picked up the pillow and threw it on his body, "I'll give you a tattoo like this when you fall asleep someday, and I want a Squirrel."

"Am I a pig? You won't feel anything if you tattoo me." Lin Jian cursed with a smile, and threw the pillow back.

"You are!" Cheng Tiao suddenly paused after receiving the pillow in his arms.

And Lin Jian glanced at another pillow from the corner of his eye.

"........."

"........."

When Cheng Tiao left the hotel, he looked a little unhappy, not because he paid for two extra pillows, but because the hotel waiter looked at them and clearly wrote three large characters in their eyes, childish!

"Aren't you immature? How old are you playing pillow fights? It's shameful!" Cheng Tiao perfectly stated what it meant, and the villain would sue first.

Lin Jian felt a little helpless, "Obviously you made the move first, okay?"

"If you don't say those three words, I will do it." Cheng Tiao retorted.

Lin Jian: "Look, you admit that you were the first to strike."

Cheng Tiao snorted softly, "Children!"

Lin Jian: "Pikachu."

"You're still here!" Cheng Tiao glared at him and shouted in disbelief, and his eyes began to wander around, trying to find a handy weapon.

……

"So, that's why you two were late for more than an hour?" Qi Huangxuan asked speechlessly while sitting in the co-pilot, and he glanced curiously at the two mentally handicapped people in the back row from the rearview mirror.

Would a normal person be taken back to the police station as a fight by the passing auxiliary police just because they were joking and fighting on the road?

Cheng Tiao drank a cup of milk tea, looked out of the car window and said nonchalantly, "I could have come out a long time ago, but he was slow in writing the review."

"Shouldn't you reflect on it at this time, why can you write an 10-character self-criticism in [-] minutes?" Lin Jian was speechless.

Cheng Tiao snorted softly, "I'm not the only one who writes the review quickly."

Lin Jian laughed back angrily, "If you hadn't used my review template, would I have edited it on the spot?"

The driver looked at Qi Huangxuan with some sympathy. This little brother has such hands, and there are two such unreliable friends. It's just too miserable... Wait a minute, maybe those two people beat him like this? ?

He suddenly realized that he might have discovered some terrible truth.

"By the way, why on earth were you beaten up like this?" Seeing that Cheng Tiao was about to blow up again, Lin Jian immediately changed the subject.

Qi Huangxuan turned his head and glanced at him, "Who told you that I was beaten like this?"

Lin Jian and Cheng Tiao looked at each other, and both of them showed a mocking smile at the same time.For a person who can set the shortcut key to 120, it is really novel to ask this kind of question.

"This is the only part of my whole body that was injured from the fight." Qi Huangjuan raised his uninjured right arm expressionlessly.

Cheng Tiao opened his eyes and searched carefully for a while, and finally found a place on the opponent's arm that was scratched by a nail, but it was just a scratch. It is estimated that there was not even a drop of blood at that time.

"My hand suffered a broken radius when I fell to the ground while avoiding a falling flower pot." Qi Huangxuan explained with a cold face.

Lin Jian raised his chin, "What about your head?"

Qi Huangxuan's face looked even uglier, "I accidentally knocked on it."

Lin Jian: "..." Only ghosts would believe it.

Cheng Tiao touched his chin and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "There is a logical loophole."

Qi Huangxuan made him laugh angrily, "I could almost be hit by a flower pot, you don't tell me probability, you talk about logic?"

The driver lowered his head and tried his best to hold back a smile. The probability of being hit by a flower pot is indeed not high.

"Others may want to consider the probability issue, but your being hit by the cliff is artificial." Cheng Tiao complained.

"According to your usual operation, it should be that when you are fighting with someone, a person upstairs who doesn't like you, cheers for that buddy, and at the same time throws a flowerpot at you. So when you dodge, people will be stunned." I fell, fell on the ground and reached my hand, and then the flowerpot hit your head." Cheng Tiao nodded in satisfaction, feeling that his analysis made sense.

The driver also nodded subconsciously, feeling very logical.

Qi Huangxuan lowered his head and snorted, then pointed at Cheng Tiao's face and asked Lin Jian: "Now you know why this guy failed physics?"

Cheng Tiao: "..."

"It stands to reason that if he was really hit by a flowerpot, he would not be discharged so easily now." Lin Jian said tactfully.

……

"Ha, why did Xiao Qi get hurt?" Yan Sizhou froze for a moment when he heard this question, then thought for a while and said, "It seems that he slipped and fell down the stairs after fighting with someone on the surveillance, which is quite lucky The one whose face slipped to the ground actually got his forehead hurt. But I heard that he won the fight."

"It feels more embarrassing than losing." Lin Jian was silent for a moment, feeling that he was about to commit embarrassment again.

"It was actually caught by surveillance." Cheng Tiao murmured in disbelief.

He finally knew why that guy asked for a month's leave. Although his physical pain was relieved, he was afraid that the wound in his heart would take a long time to recuperate.

Moreover, the other party had to face the mocking eyes of his classmates when he returned to school.

Lin Jian: "It's so miserable."

"Before you say this, put away the smile on the corner of your mouth, your gums are about to burst into laughter." Cheng Tiao glanced at him and said speechlessly. Would it be too much to gloat in this situation?

"..."

"Fuck, it's kind of funny." Cheng Tiao turned his head and laughed.

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