School grass he is too good

"I'm old, I'm really old." Yan Sizhou yawned a little tiredly and went to the balcony to smoke a cigarette.

He sat on the recliner and looked out of the glass window in a daze. It was almost dawn, and the sun was already showing signs of rising.

Cheng Tiao was so sleepy that he lay on the sofa and fell asleep, with his red suit jacket still covering his body, and he was still holding three playing cards in his hand that fell off the sofa, which were a two and a pair. king.

And Lin Jian was answering Mouhu's invitation question with his mobile phone, what kind of experience is it like to lose [-] consecutive rounds of Doudizhu in one night.

"…………"

"I put a dog on a leash and play with it for dozens of rounds, and it can win two rounds."

This is the first sentence that Cheng Tiao said after waking up, and the second sentence is, "People like you can't go to the casino. It is estimated that half of your family will be gone."

Lin Jian smiled helplessly: "Is that an exaggeration?"

"Whether you're exaggerating or not depends on how much you play." Yan Sizhou sneered. He stretched out his hand and squeezed the space between his brows, took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator and drank half of it.

Cheng Tiao sat on the sofa with his clothes in his arms, looking a little sleepy. He stared blankly ahead for a while, then suddenly fell back and fell asleep again.

His biological clock has always been very regular, if it is other items that can excite him, maybe he will not be as tired and sleepy as he is now.But... Playing games with Lin Jian, not to mention the stimulation of soaring adrenaline, is that his pituitary gland is too lazy to secrete dopamine.

He felt that maybe he could make two papers by himself, and he might be more energetic than he is now.

"Little friend, have you ever been in love?" Yan Sizhou suddenly smiled at Lin Jian.

Lin Jian: "..." Should he answer this question seriously? Would it be condescending if he said he hadn't talked about it?

But if he made it up, would my uncle think he looks like a bad student and wouldn't let Xiu'er play with him? It's so tangled...

When he was struggling, Yan Sizhou went into the room and took a blanket to cover Cheng Tiao.

"Don't be nervous, I didn't mean to ask seriously. I just think that if you have a girlfriend, she will find it boring to get along with you." He said with a smile.

Lin Jian suddenly felt that he had been shot by an arrow in the knee. Would it be too hurtful to say such a thing? QQ

Cheng Tiao turned over half asleep and half awake, and replied casually: "Don't think too much, people like him can't find a girlfriend."

Lin Jian: "???" This sentence is even more heart-wrenching, and does this guy have the right to talk about him?

Lin Jian: "Just like Cheng Tiao, I also think that puppy love is not a good way out."

In a flash of inspiration, he used Luo Qi's mantra.

"I think you should have more romantic relationships while you're young, and while the little girl is still innocent and cute, it's easier to be fooled by a handsome boy like yours." Yan Sizhou teased him in the tone of someone who had come here.

Lin Jian: "I don't think I'm all relying on my appearance, I still have connotation and temperament!"

Yan Sizhou blinked, coughed lightly, put one arm on the back of the sofa, then silently picked up the ice mineral water he hadn't finished drinking, turned his head away, and took a big gulp Bingshui suppressed what he wanted to complain.

But to be honest, he hasn't seen a child who farts as badly as Cheng Tiao in his family for many years.

"And uncle, don't talk about me, you Cheng Tiao is also a famous steel straight man in school." Lin Jian couldn't help but use a trick to divert the trouble, transferring the damage value to Cheng Tiao who was already asleep body.

After hearing what he said, Yan Sizhou couldn't help but sneered: "To be honest, I never worried that he couldn't find a partner. With his type, the market won't be too bad until he's 50 years old."

"May I ask what you rely on to judge?" Lin Jian was a little curious.

Yan Sizhou said solemnly: "Judging by my own experience, my market has always been good."

Lin Jian: "Uncle, you are really shameless."

Yan Sizhou laughed: "I'm just joking with you, I heard from his grandma that the peach blossoms in the yard on the day Tiao Tiao was born were so delicate and beautiful."

"It's meaningless for you to say that. The end of March is already the season of peach blossoms." Lin Jian did not hesitate to break this superstitious statement. He felt that Cheng Tiao had no hope until he found a partner.

Yan Sizhou: "But our courtyard doesn't grow peach blossoms at all."

Lin Jian: "..."

"Uncle, it's not fully dawn yet, so don't tell such creepy stories."

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"Hahahaha... That kid actually believed it, and kept asking me where those peach blossoms went, shit, I laughed to death." When sitting in the car, Yan Sizhou couldn't help laughing and fell on the ground. On the shoulders of the jump, tears were about to burst out of laughter.

Cheng Tiao lowered his eyes and sighed, then gently pushed him away: "It's true, you were still in class at that time. At that time, several peach trees were planted under the delivery room of the First Hospital, and grandma said As soon as I cried for the first time, all the peach blossoms opened."

Yan Sizhou sat up straight all of a sudden, and looked at his nephew in disbelief: "Damn, is it true? I just said that casually."

"I remember that grandma still has the video, you can go and ask if it has been deleted." Cheng Tiao said as he took out a glass bottle of Coke from the car refrigerator beside him.

He searched around but couldn't find the bottle opener, and finally handed the bottle to his uncle's mouth silently.

Yan Sizhou made him annoyed all of a sudden: "Is this for you to use?"

But that being said, he still took the bottle of soda. He was really embarrassed to bite his teeth because there was a driver in front of him, so he pried it open with the platinum ring on his index finger.

"Drink less of this kind of thing, and eat less candy. Have you had a problem with your teeth recently?" After handing the soda to Cheng Tiao, he asked.

Cheng Tiao subconsciously licked his back molars, and couldn't help but whisper: "How do you know?"

Yan Sizhou sneered: "If your teeth are fine, why would you go find a screwdriver?"

Cheng Tiao liked to drink drinks in glass bottles at first, because he liked the feeling of biting off the bottle cap, and he didn't know who he learned it from first. The first front tooth that fell out when he was a child was bitten by this thing.

Because biting the bottle cap can easily lead to cracked teeth, the old man at home even threatened him severely, basically saying that if you bite this thing again, all your teeth will rot.

Since then, Cheng Tiaodou has indeed bitten less, and has changed to opening the bottle cap with his bare hands. Today, it is probably because he did not cut his nails, and he was afraid that the nail cap would be knocked over.

"Open your mouth and let me see." Yan Sizhou reached out to break his chin, and Cheng Tiao opened his mouth helplessly.After finding that the problem was not serious, he let go of his hand, "I'll take you to have your teeth cleaned when I have time, and I'll fill it up before it's serious."

Cheng Tiao: "Oh."

The car stopped at the Yan family's ancestral house. The older generation probably missed the old days and still lived in Siheli. Because Grandpa Cheng Tiao was married, his uncle took the surname Yan from his grandma.

For the sake of love, the old man left all the original machismo behind, and even changed the martial arts gym to the Yan family, which fell under the name of his wife.

"Did you see that small pavilion? When you were five years old, you insisted that you were the Monkey King, and you climbed up the pillars. In the end, I picked it up for you when you fell into the water." Yan Sizhou pointed to the small pavilion in the middle of the artificial lake. Ting Zi smiled lightly.

Cheng Tiao: "It was you yourself, and then your cousin caught it for you. Grandma told me before that I was very quiet before I went to elementary school, and I couldn't do such a stupid thing. You don't need to frame me."

Yan Sizhou smiled awkwardly: "You remember wrongly, your uncle and I are agile, how could it be me."

"I only read Journey to the West in fourth grade." Cheng Tiao gave him a blank look.

Yan Sizhou: "..."

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"Grandma!"

"Grandma!"

Seeing the old lady sitting in the yard holding a big white cat basking in the sun, Cheng Tiao and Yan Sizhou shouted at the same time.

The old lady was playing with the cat with a reading glasses. When she heard the sound, she quickly raised her head and looked at the two of them. Then she said with a smile, "I heard this magpie calling this morning, so I knew someone was coming to the house." .”

Cheng Tiao walked over with strides, then half-kneeled on the ground, touched the cat in grandma's arms with a smile, then raised his head and pressed his head on the cat: "Come on, don't touch the cat, it doesn't feel as good as mine .”

"You." The old lady made him amused, and really stretched out her hand to stroke his hair all the way to the back of his neck.

Cheng Tiao narrowed his eyes slightly, with a smile on his face, and provocatively poked the ear of the big white cat.

Cat:? ? ?

"Why didn't the harp come with me?" the old lady asked with a smile while gently touching Cheng Tiao's head.

Yan Sizhou felt sorry for the big cat, so he reached out and took it into his arms, and Cheng Tiao put his head on the old lady's lap more logically.

"Xiahu is very popular in June, and I'm busy admiring the lotus with my dad. Has Xile gained weight recently?" He said with a smile while pinching the white cat's paw.

After chatting for a few words, Yan Sizhou felt sorry for Cheng Tiao's knees still touching the tiles. Although the sun wasn't so poisonous at noon, it probably wouldn't make him feel better.

So, I found an excuse to show the old lady whether the skill of making tea had improved, and persuaded him to go back to the house to chat.

After talking about some interesting things in the past, the old lady asked the people below to dig out her photo album, and then held it in her hand to happily recall the stories that happened in the photo.

The photo album was very thick, and Cheng Tiao was worried that it was too heavy, so he used the reason to read it together, so he put his hand on the back of the old lady's hand and supported the photo album for her.

The old lady looked at some photos for a long time, and still felt nostalgic to touch the faces covered by the plastic cover, and she skipped a few pages instead of flipping through them.

Cheng Tiao knew whose photos were on those pages that the old lady hadn't opened. When he was playing here when he was a child, he didn't know who told him that there was a treasure in the grandma's house, and he also came quietly to look for it.

He also flipped through this photo album at that time, so he clearly remembered the photos on those pages. The young and beautiful woman printed was his mother whom he rarely saw.Because he missed his mother, he quietly flipped through the photo album several times.

"Look, this photo is quite old." The old lady smiled and clicked on a photo that looked a bit yellowish.

Yan Sizhou leaned over to look curiously, and saw that the photo was a strange middle-aged woman holding a baby, and the peach blossoms in the yard were in full bloom.

He looked at Cheng Tiao who was playing with the cat with his feet in some surprise, and the peach blossom really blossomed because the kid didn't lie to him.

"This was the time when you were just born in Sizhou. At that time, Harp just came home, and suddenly there were signs of childbirth. This made the doctor a little late. Fortunately, your nanny was a midwife in her ancestors, and her skills are also good. It has been handed down." The old lady was a little rejoiced when she said this.

Yan Sizhou faintly heard the meaning, and he looked at his nephew in disbelief, he didn't draft his words.

But his nephew is quite stupid, using other people's drafts to make up nonsense.

"When your nanny shouted that a boy was born, your father rushed in to see his wife on the spot, and almost knocked you out. The nanny saw that this father didn't care about children, so she wanted to take it out for me The old lady looked at it. Guess what happened?" The old lady cast a teasing glance at the two, and said in a somewhat mysterious way.

Cheng Tiao blinked his eyes and said curiously: "What's the matter, grandma, don't be a fool!"

As he spoke, he gently tugged on the old lady's sleeve as if he was still a little anxious.

Looking at the great joy of being raped at his feet, Yan Sizhou knew that the guy had probably heard this story countless times.

At first, he thought he would hear the old lady tell him that when he was born, a vision came from the sky, and the yard was full of peach blossoms, and then a fortune teller would say that he was destined to have an extraordinary life.

"Hey, I've lived for so many years and I've never seen such an ugly child. I heard from the nanny that your grandma was about to faint when she was exhausted, but when she saw your uncle being so ugly, she forced herself to give up. I'm crying." Thinking of this, the old lady couldn't help clapping her hands and laughing.

Yan Sizhou: "???"

After hearing the perfect ending, Cheng Tiao seemed very satisfied, and even took the cat on the ground into his arms and rubbed it several times.

The author has something to say: Uncle: Is this different from the story I imagined? ! !

Thanks to ZJ031, 3104, Jun Moxiao, and Ailu for their nutrient solution, what a chirp~