School grass he is too good

"Wait a minute." Cheng Tiao squeezed the back of his uncle's neck with one hand, turned him around in a circle, and brought him back.

Yan Sizhou: "..."

He sighed, put his hands on the railing and looked up at the night sky outside the terrace for a while, he was too familiar with Cheng Tiao's hand.

In the past, children were very curious, and it was easy to run away with new things, so he would pinch the back of the other person's neck and bring them back every time, and Cheng Tiao would be amused every time.

After a while, Yan Sizhou asked, "What's wrong?"

Cheng Tiao looked at the message that Lin Jian had sent on the phone and said speechlessly: "It was a joke made by my stupid tablemate, who asked me to play games with him all night."

Yan Sizhou's expression looked complicated: "No, you think normal people would make such a joke?"

"His brain circuit is as strange as yours, and it's quite normal to make such a joke." Cheng Tiao calmly threw the purse in his arms into his arms, and his wrist was a little tired from carrying such a bag.

Yan Sizhou's hand trembled when he smashed the bag of gold bars. After weighing it twice, he couldn't help complaining: "What about more than 200 million things, you just throw them away like this."

"Damn it, hasn't the price of gold dropped this year?" Cheng Tiao silently reached out and took back the heavy purse, feeling the feeling in his hand with a blank expression.

Heh, this feeling of getting rich overnight... so fucking cool!

Yan Sizhou laughed lightly, took out a cigarette from his pocket, held it in his mouth without lighting it, and said vaguely: "As for gold, it won't go anywhere if it falls. Boss Cheng, you If you get rich, do you want to reward a little bit?"

Cheng Tiao laughed lowly, and he really opened his purse and took out a gold bar and threw it to him. Yan Sizhou quickly caught it, and stuffed it into his pocket bluntly.

After a while, Yan Sizhou suddenly crushed the cigarette in his mouth and threw it into the trash can beside him: "No, I still think that your classmate has a problem with his family education?"

"Huh?" Cheng Tiao looked at him curiously, not understanding why this incident hadn't passed yet.

Yan Sizhou: "Would a normal child ask someone out to play like this? I'm afraid it's not caused by the words and deeds of the people around him. I just looked at his brother and it's not serious. Maybe your classmate learned from him."

The more Yan Sizhou thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. Cheng Tiao had grown up with him since he was a child. What a good and smart child you see, it must be because he learned well by reading and seeing him.

At least, you can't do such an obscene thing!

Cheng Tiao pondered for a while, then nodded: "It makes sense."

"Ahem... It's not good for the two of you to speak ill of people like that?"

Cheng Tiao was startled by the sudden voice behind him, and almost ran into his uncle's arms.

Yan Sizhou hurriedly rubbed his hair twice, and comforted him in a low voice: "Snoring, don't be scared."

When Cheng Tiao was doing his homework alone in the yard when he was a child, a thunderbolt struck his feet in the middle of the day. Since then, he has become easily frightened.It was precisely because of this that the grandfather of the family hurriedly found someone to tell his fortune that day, and later took him to the police station to change his name.

According to the fortune teller, it should be named after the first thing that person did after Lei Luo fell, and the whole family was very glad that Cheng Tiao's first reaction was not to cry... Otherwise, it would be much worse if he really called Cheng to cry. It's ugly.

The two looked back, only to see Lin Jian's elder brother standing behind them holding a red wine glass in his hand, looking at them with a half-smile.

Yan Sizhou: "..."

Cheng Tiao: "..."

It seems that you can't speak bad things behind people's back in the future. When will Baobuqi really appear behind your back? Cheng Tiao scratched the tip of his nose in embarrassment, and smiled at his brother at the same table as if nothing had happened.

"We're going to visit relatives at the host's house tomorrow, sir, please go back and tell your brother, we can make an appointment next time." Yan Sizhou calmly handed back the room card to the other party, and everyone had to be embarrassed together if he wanted to be embarrassed.

Lin Yao: "..."

He forcefully smiled and took Yan Sizhou and handed over the room card. In his heart, he had beaten his stupid brother at least eight hundred times. He thought he was acting in a TV series, but at such a young age, he dared to slip the room card into someone's hand!

Yan Sizhou walked into the hall with a smile on Cheng Tiao's shoulders: "Farewell."

……

After returning to the suite, Cheng Tiao immediately adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner to the lowest level. The hotel lobby probably took care of the old man’s old age so that he would not be able to catch the cold, so the temperature was kept at a moderate level. The shirt inside was so hot. It's all soaked.

Cheng Tiao fell on the sofa and exhaled, feeling that he had finally come back to life.

While pulling on his tie, he shouted to his uncle in front of the refrigerator, "I want to drink water too!"

Yan Sizhou took a bottle of water and wanted to throw it to him, but after finding out it was in a glass bottle, he didn't dare to throw it for fear of hitting someone.He cheerfully carried the bottle of water and put it in front of Cheng Tiao: "It just happens to be in a glass bottle, it's something you like."

"Is there no normal mineral water?" Cheng Tiao glanced at the Wei En mineral water in his hand and complained.This hotel can be said to be very exaggerated. Compared with the three yuan Nongfu Spring, isn't it delicious?

Yan Sizhou: "There's also Saatchi bitter mineral water and Perrier water, but that tastes even weirder, I guess you can't stand it."

"A hotel without Coke is not a decent hotel." After Cheng Tiao unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip, he couldn't help but frowned. The taste was strange.

Yan Sizhou chuckled, opened a bottle of beer calmly, and both of them threw the suit directly on the ground in a tacit understanding, and then lay on the sofa carelessly blowing on the air conditioner.

The two of them didn't bother to chat, they just squinted their eyes quietly looking at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling.

After a while, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Cheng Tiao looked at his uncle in surprise and asked, "Did you call me Coke?"

Yan Sizhou's expression looked even more surprised than him: "You still think about Coke?"

After Cheng Tiao stared at him in silence for a while, he got up silently and opened the door, only to see Lin Jian happily standing at the door with two big bags of plastic boxes looking at him.

Cheng Tiao: "..." Very good, he already smelled the barbecue.

Lin Jian did say that he would come to visit him earlier, and he did tell the other party the room number, but he never expected that this guy would come to them with his own midnight snack.

"Come in soon."

Lin Jian was flattered by Cheng Tiao's quick and sincere shout.After he came in with the bag, Yan Sizhou on the sofa also sat up straight, looking at him with a childish expression on his face in great relief.

"Uncle!" Lin Jian called out naturally after sitting down.

This name made Yan Sizhou feel a little strange, but he quickly ignored the problem, and naturally reached out to untie the bag on the table.

"Why didn't you call for food delivery service when you were hungry, and asked you to go out for a special trip." He asked casually.

"I've eaten this barbecue since I was a child. It just so happens that it's very close. I just want Xiu...I just want Cheng Tiao and Uncle to try it too." Lin Jian said with a smile.

Cheng Tiao also admired Lin Jian, but he might be ashamed to go out and bring the barbecue back to the hotel, after all, he is a person with the burden of being an idol.

At this moment, he didn't care about whether it was clean or not, so he sat cross-legged on the ground and reached for the chopsticks.At first, he just wanted to ask if it was spicy or not, but he saw a few disposable plastic boxes with big black characters saying spicy and not spicy.

This made Cheng Tiao take a surprised look at the person opposite, and he was really more careful than he expected.But Lin Jianjian really came to him with a bunch of spicy barbecue, which might have kicked him out.

Yan Sizhou was overjoyed when he saw garlic oysters. He got up and went to the refrigerator to get a few bottles of beer and threw one to Lin Jian, then said with a smile: "After eating this stuff, you have to jump at least five meters away from our house. Otherwise, you will be beaten."

Lin Jian also thought of Cheng Tiao's little blemishes, and couldn't help laughing: "That's okay, I'll resist the beating."

Cheng Tiao: "Oh, am I being so unreasonable?"

Yan Sizhou smiled and picked up an oyster with chopsticks and handed it to him to tease him. Cheng Tiao frowned and couldn't help but move back a few times, and then gave him a hard look.

After eating a few barbecue sticks, Cheng Tiao couldn't help but undo the three buttons of his shirt, he was still a little hot.

Sitting on the sofa opposite him, Lin Jian could just condescendingly see his fair collarbone and pectoral muscles hidden by the shirt, which made his throat roll a little dryly, and the movements of his hands subconsciously stopped.

So the last piece of fried ribs was snatched away by Yan Sizhou who was beside him.

While they were all burying their heads in eating barbecue, Lin Jian quietly touched his abs, which were no longer as obvious as before, and suddenly felt that he could no longer be presumptuous.

So he decided that starting tomorrow, he would never eat supper again!

After a while, Cheng Tiao, who hadn't eaten two skewers of barbecue, suddenly took out a paper towel and wiped his hands, then got up and walked towards the kitchen.

Lin Jian looked at his back in some bewilderment: "He doesn't want to use special plates and chopsticks, does he?"

"You can see what heresy is later on." Yan Sizhou was very calm, he knew Cheng Tiao's little habits very well.

Two minutes later, Cheng Tiao returned to his original position with a small jar of white sugar, and then sprinkled some sugar on the barbecue very naturally amidst Lin Jian's dumbfounded expression.

After Cheng Tiao took two bites, he also noticed Lin Jian's eyes, and he was a little puzzled: "Why, looking at me makes me eat better?"

Lin Jian: "Xiu'er, you are cooking in the dark!"

"Nonsense, that's how we eat, barbecue without sugar has no soul!" Cheng Tiao immediately retorted.

Lin Jian didn't believe what he said: "You're talking nonsense, who eats barbecue and sprinkles sugar, without chili powder and pepper noodles, you have lost the soul of barbecue. You are good, you still want to destroy their flesh and body now!"

After looking at the other items in Yan Chengtiao's box, he added: "There are noodles and vegetables!"

"You're talking nonsense, we have to add sugar when we eat barbecue!" Cheng Tiao was so angry that he almost poked him with a stick, but he held back.

Lin Jian: "You fart!"

Cheng Tiao: "Are you still swearing?!"

"........."

Taking advantage of the fact that his nephew almost got into a fight with his classmates over whether to add sugar or not, Yan Sizhou happily ate almost all of the barbecue on both sides.

That's great, he thinks there is nothing wrong with both, both are delicious!

"Xiu'er, my elder brother went home first, so I just moved out of the room, let's sleep together tonight!" After eating the barbecue, Lin Jian sat on the ground very naturally, leaning his head sideways on the bed. Cheng Tiao said over his shoulder.

Cheng Tiao: "Yes."

He thought to himself that the bed is so big anyway, it shouldn't be too crowded, as long as this guy doesn't talk in his sleep.

Yan Sizhou stopped drinking the beer, and inexplicably felt a sense of crisis in his heart. He felt that his nephew and his classmate were getting a little closer?

Qi Huangjuan and Cheng Tiao grew up together, and the pattern of getting along with each other for so many years is not as close as this kid.

Moreover, he always felt that this little friend, in his temperament, was a bit like the... Xiao Sao 0 who tried to hook him up when he was in college.

"It's rare for us to come to Kyoto. Why don't we sleep? Let's play together all night. I think it's like flying chess. Monopoly is very fun." Yan Sizhou's voice gradually became quieter, and he felt that the guy opposite His eyes seemed to be shining brightly.

Lin Jian nodded impatiently, and said happily, "Okay, let's fight till dawn!"

Cheng Tiao: "..."

Crazy, who wants to play Monopoly with you all night!

The author has something to say: Jianjian: The plan works!

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I suddenly remembered that I saw a joke at night before, that you were not cold at all.

Southerner: You talk nonsense!

Northerner: You are talking nonsense!

Northeast man: You're kidding!

And... We really want to sprinkle sugar when we eat barbecue at school 23333

Thanks to Yan Chenchen, Ai Lu, Xinpingqi and the three cuties for their nutrient solution, okay! (*￣3)