Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

I feel lucky again, luckily I studied well enough to do my homework, otherwise I would be as boring as him.

After the water boiled, Ji Lang couldn't wait to carry the pot to the bathroom.

Before he went in, he put his mobile phone on the table.

I didn't intend to peek at his screen, but his phone's screen was still on, which happened to be a little big, so I accidentally saw the chat dialog box he had left on.

Actually, I'm not such a shameless person, I would peek at other people's mobile phones when they're not around, but the profile picture of the person I was chatting with Ji Lang...it turned out to be my photo...

And looking at the angle of clothing and expression, it was one of the two photos he took secretly just now.

Fuck, why is it so scary, who is that person?

I couldn't bear it anymore, picked up his mobile phone and swiped the chat history.

The person who uses my photo as his profile picture is a rat.

Rat... I suddenly thought of Chen Haokong.

Here's what they chatted about me:

[Ji Lang: Mouse, guess who my new roommate is. 】

[Mice: April Fool's Day, you still have a roommate. 】

[Ji Lang: I don't live in a dormitory. 】

[Mice: Of course I know that you don't live in a dormitory. The whole school knows that you have been expelled from the dormitory building. I feel sorry for which family's child is so unlucky to rent the same room as you. 】

[Ji Lang: It's quite unlucky, Hao Yu. 】

Looking at the chat history, it took a long time for Mouse to reply.

[Mice: Fuck, the phone hit the front teeth, are you kidding me?The number one in grade that the whole school praised this morning? 】

[Ji Lang: Of course I'm not joking!I am bored!This guy who only knows how to study, besides studying, he will roll his eyes at the scumbags. My future high school career, at least during the sleeping period, will be very boring. 】

[Mouse: Unbelievable. Hao Yu rarely talked to people. When he lived on campus, he only lived there for two months before moving out. I heard that he had a disagreement with his roommate. He didn’t expect to rent a house outside. I will also find roommates. 】

[Ji Lang: You know that there are quite a lot of things about her. 】

[Mouse: Of course I know, Hao Yu is my idol, in every way. 】

【Mice: So, I don't believe that my idol will live with someone like you. If you're bored, you'll sleep. 】

[Ji Lang: Damn it!He's studying right across from me, and I'll take a photo for you to see. 】

There was an interval.

[Ji Lang: Fuck you!I forgot to turn off the flash!And the sound, fuck it!Like an idiot! 】

[Ji Lang: How about [picture] [picture]? 】

[Mouse: My male god is so handsome! 】

[Mouse: It's set as a screen saver, I hope the male god will bless me next time I enter the top [-] in the class. 】

[Ji Lang: Spicy chicken, you are only worthy of my support]

[Ji Lang: Lift your shoes! 】

After that, probably because I asked Ji Lang to delete the photo, he deleted it.

He sent it to Chen Haokong, [Ji Lang: Your male god was almost beaten just now, but fortunately my lord has a lot of them, and he looks better. 】

【Mouse: Please treat my male god better orz】

[Mice: Can I go to you to do my homework at night? 】

[Ji Lang: Do you still want to stay overnight? 】

[Mouse: Can it be done! ? 】

[Ji Lang: Fuck off, I don't make friends with guys who do homework. 】

Ji Lang was probably really bored. According to the time, it was probably after I answered Ruan Xuehai's phone call about selling teammates, and he sent again:

[Ji Lang: Your male god has a bad temper, and you have to break up with your friends. 】

[Mice: Don't mess with him!If a handsome person doesn't have a bad temper, wouldn't that be too unfair to you! 】

[Ji Lang: Fuck, block it! 】

【Mouse: Ask me if the male god eats spicy food】

【Ji Lang: Eat】

【Ji Lang: I eat too】

After that, Chen Haokong came with three servings of braised chicken and rice.

Then there are the chat records after Chen Hao left empty-handed.

[Mouse: Brother Lang, I'm home! 】

[Ji Lang: What's wrong with your avatar? 】

[Mouse: Brother Lang, I can't do it anymore, why is Hao Yu so handsome!I used to be obsessed with his wisdom, and now I am willing to dedicate my life to him! 】

[Ji Lang: Damn it!Change your avatar now!What are you doing with his photo? 】

[Mice: What's the matter, I think it looks good, when I was eating just now, I saw how hot and long his eyelashes are!I feel like I'm suffocating. 】

[Ji Lang: Of course I know it looks good!It doesn't matter who took it!The problem is that I always feel that Hao Yu is chatting with me! 】

[Mouse: This feels so cool. 】

[Ji Lang: Cool shit, do you understand how I feel like I'm chatting enthusiastically in front of his photo, and when I look up, I see his iceberg face?Seconds and shots are not so fast! 】

[Mouse: Oh oh oh!Pitiful!Then you have to get used to it, my male god is naturally so cold, don't disturb his study. 】

After a while, [Ji Lang: Your male god is not very in need of a beating, he is boiling hot water for me. 】

The problem is that I boiled water for him only when I was full and full. I was really full. I felt uncomfortable sitting there studying and nesting. Boiling water was just a way for me to take a walk.

[Mouse: Let's discuss something, you can live in my house from now on, I will change with you, I will boil hot water for the male god every day. 】

[Ji Lang: Roll some eggs, I'm going to take a shower. 】

[Rat: [crying] [crying] You are not allowed to take a bath with my male god! [tears]]

After that, Ji Lang didn't reply again, and the chat history ended.

I can be sure that Chen Haokong is really Hin obsessed with me.

I clicked on the picture of the mouse, zoomed in and reloaded, and my photo became a cat.

It seems that Chen Haokong changed his avatar again in order to reduce Ji Lang's sense of gap.

Although Ji Lang took a good-looking picture of me, it doesn't mean I can forgive him for broadcasting my attic life almost simultaneously on the Internet.

But I can't be blatantly angry, after all, I was peeking at his phone...

This is really annoying.

I think I should do something, such as implying that it is wrong for him to do something like this... I want to wind up and say something like: I think the most important thing for two people to get along with each other is to respect each other... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. .

But he couldn't see it even after I sent it, because we didn't add friends.

The bathroom door rang, and I looked down at my math paper, summoned up my courage and said, "Ji Lang, shall we add a friend?"

He didn't speak, so I turned to look at him.

But then I regretted it.

I think even if I send [-] messages saying that he won't learn to respect me, because Ji Lang has no clothes on.

Yes, naked, in front of his pure and academic male roommate.

I saw the big bird again where he couldn't pee clean.