Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

I don't know if Ji Lang saw my drawing, but my face was facing the overhead light, the saliva must have reflected light, and maybe it hurt his eyes.

Ji Lang didn't respond, but the man suddenly stood up from behind Ji Lang, bowed to me, and shouted loudly, "Brother Hao Yu!"

"..." Are all Ji Lang's friends so unexpected? I blushed and swallowed, "Hello..."

The man straightened up.

I finally got a clear look at his appearance. He was one of Ji Lang's class, and I had seen him in the toilet. He had red lips and white teeth. He was not very tall, not as tall as me anyway.

I won’t describe my face, I think I’m the most handsome.

"Listen to the wolf dog... Bah, Brother Lang said his new roommate is you, so I can't wait..." He even blushed, nodded and bowed, "I was the one who yelled the loudest during your speech this morning! My name is Chen Haokong."

I was a little bit at a loss, and Ruan Xuehai laughed at me for having a male fan at noon, but I was approached at night.

Chen Haokong saw that I was embarrassed, and came forward, "Brother Lang said you haven't had dinner yet, there is a restaurant making this in front of my house, it's super delicious!"

Chen Haokong and Ji Lang are of the same type, they are familiar with each other.

He pushed one of them in front of me, "Brother Hao Yu, please eat," and pushed the other in front of Ji Lang, "Brother Lang, please eat, Brother Xie Lang, give me a chance to be close to my idol!"

His hungry idol me: "..."

Ji Lang didn't lie to him either, he tore open the plastic bag and put the rice on the table, opened the lid and mixed in one of the boxes of rice, and then he was ready to start eating.

He obviously used a spoon, but I had the illusion that he was grabbing it with his hands, which is really strange.

"Thank you." I'm not polite anymore, I'm really hungry, and I'll bring the meal back when I have money.

In the end, I didn't know what Chen Haokong was here for. He delivered the meal and ate together, and then he went back satisfied, leaving a table of garbage and toilet paper.

Braised yellow chicken is too spicy and refreshing, I think I will remember Chen Haokong.

Hehe, I think he looks quite good-looking now.

I guess he just wanted to show his presence, or let me pass him a note during the exam.

But he is not in the same examination room as me.

After Ji Lang finished eating, he put his chopsticks on the plastic bowl, and the second uncle seemed to be lying on the bed again.

Like a mediocre pig.

There is such a big gap between people.

He ate up the two boxes of rice, the stewed chicken and vegetables in the bowl, and there wasn't even much soup left, only the bones. Ji Lang is really an idiot.

Chen Haokong invited guests, and I was too embarrassed to urge Ji Lang to clean up the trash, so I got up and packed all the trash at the door, ready to take it down when I went downstairs.

It's already nine o'clock in the evening, I want to play with my mobile phone, but I feel that I should finish my homework.

Xueba is so damn easy to feel guilty, and feels ashamed of everything he does, except study.

So I started writing math papers.

Ji Lang tossed and turned on the bed, the movement was so loud that I had to suspect that he was full or had heartburn.

I looked up at him and asked him with a solemn expression if he needed to be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, but he didn't say anything.

It feels like he has two big characters written on his forehead, boring.

"There's no TV here?" he asked me, his tone full of disbelief.

I asked back, "You don't have any in the dormitory, do you?"

He stopped talking.

It may be that the dormitory is crowded and lively, and there are fights and so on, but I am not used to it here.

It's just the two of us here, he doesn't dare to beat me up for the time being, and Doudizhu can't get enough people, I don't know why he didn't let Chen Haokong stay just now.

Finally, Ji Lang got up and went to the bathroom.

"Hey, how do you take a shower?" He poked his head out of the bathroom and asked me, "It doesn't look like anything?"

This question stumps me.

The bathroom only has a dilapidated small toilet that often breaks down, and a small white and yellow sink, and the faucet is half rusted.

I pointed to the open-air balcony outside the window, "Take a basin and stand outside, and pour water on your body."

Ji Lang was stunned, and reacted for a while and said, "Is that bad? I think there are two girls living in the next building."

"..." He really believed it, and so did I. Why would he make such a high-level joke? It's boring. "Isn't there a big blue plastic bucket in the bathroom? Add a pot of hot water and then fill it with cold water, scoop it up Splash on your body."

We Xueba cherish time very much, and take a shower very quickly, which is quite economical. The main reason is that this is an attic, the facilities are not complete, there is no shower head, and there is no running water. The most important thing is that I can make do with it.

Ji Lang was shocked by this rough and primitive bathing method that was not much better than before.

"How to boil the water?" He turned around the room twice like a headless chicken, and didn't even see the hair of a kettle.

Apparently he forgot that we also have a small kitchen the size of a sesame seed.

The living room is so small. After Ji Lang stood up, I felt that there was no room for me. He seemed to fill up all the space and suffocate me. Of course, he is not fat at all. On the contrary, he is still in good shape. Now I still remember the fact that he was a big bird, even though we were only freshman at that time.

Reluctantly, I went to the kitchen to fill up the electric kettle with water and plug it in again like an old woman, "It will automatically turn off after a while when it boils."

Ji Lang poked his head into the kitchen and said "Oh", and sat on the bed leaning against the wall to wait for the water to boil, his face full of lovelessness.

He is so boring.

like a dog.