Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me
Chapter 64 I'm so handsome and offend you?
[Me: Are you happy?Updated emoticons? 】
【Gay: [Please remember my name and the way I fuck you.jpg]】
[Me: Talk about people. 】
[Gay guy: [I'm so handsome, does it offend you? .jpg]]
[Me: Blocked you. 】
[Gay: [The other party has rejected your message and expelled you from Fairy Castle.jpg]]
【I:……】
Then Ji Lang sent a video request, I quickly sat up and rubbed my eyes, tidied my hair, and clicked "decline".
【Me: I haven't woken up yet, I'll go wash up first. 】
[Gay: Don't, look at you, don't you miss me? I can't wait for a minute. You are the most handsome no matter what. 】
Well, I reluctantly accepted his request again.
"Did you miss me?" In the video, Ji Lang is leaning on the head of the bed with his upper body naked. He looks like he has finished washing. He also took a shower early in the morning, and his hair is still wet. Okay, don't let me wash, he But he packed himself up ahead of time, what a scheming dog.
"No." I lay on my side on the bed with my phone facing my face.
Ji Lang kissed the camera, "Bao'er, let me see what your room looks like."
I turned the phone around, and Ji Lang laughed out loud, "Why are there so many bastards in your room?"
"..." They are all handicrafts that my grandma knits when she has nothing to do, and they are used as a backrest in the car, but no one is driving, so they are all put in my house, "It's not all bastards, there are puppies .”
"Well, where's the dog?" Ji Lang asked.
I turned over on the bed, "I don't know, maybe my grandpa took it out for a walk."
Ji Lang stared at me from inside, "Yu, why are you so cute."
"Ah."
"Come on, let's meet brother." Ji Lang pouted cutely.
Me: "vomit."
"No face at all," Ji Lang also lay down, and then sighed heavily, "Hey."
What a sigh.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked him.
"Actually, during the exams these two days, I felt that the gap between the two of us is unusually large." Ji Lang sighed with a smack of his mouth.
Me: "..." He won't break up because of the big difference in our grades, will he?This breakup reason might make me a joke.
"I ran from the examination room on the third floor to the examination room on the first floor to find you that day, but this is not the distance between the three floors, but the irreparable gap in grades..." Ji Lang continued, "I want to follow in your footsteps If so, I don't think I can sit still and wait for death, and it is not very possible to count on the third year of high school to counterattack and become a dark horse..."
"Are you going to regret it now? You've made great progress, really." I'm telling the truth. Ji Lang used to skip classes and play tennis on the Internet. His only activity since I came here is entertainment. Not entertaining, almost all learning.
If this doesn't make any progress, I, Hao Yu, really want to take his surname.
"No, I think... I might need to learn something else, but they all study physical education in science classes, let's learn to draw... I can't do it, I want to tear up the book after two strokes."
So he wants to take the path of an art student?
I thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible, anyway, everyone is going to be training, so don't put so much pressure on you, or just give it a try?"
Anyway, I don’t have too many skills, so if I can choose a professional direction that I like, it’s not impossible.
Ji Lang said sullenly, "How can this be considered pressure? No, it is the motivation to move forward, and I just lack a more suitable way to move forward."
"A suitable method..." I thought, he doesn't like drawing...what else can he learn?
"Wait until school starts, let my mother ask the teacher about it in two days, and don't bother me." Ji Lang said.
I nodded, "Well, you can figure it out."
Ji Lang didn't say anything, the video was cut off suddenly, and it took a long time to resume the call. He held a box in his hand and asked in confusion, "What's the matter? I have a courier, but I didn't buy anything."
"Oh," I saw Ji Lang put his phone on the table and sat beside the bed unpacking the courier, I asked, "What is it?"
"Damn..." Ji Lang tore open the box in twos and then opened the packaging bag inside, "Damn, you bought it, it was you! When did you buy it?"
"It's been a long time, I guess I can arrive today." I said.Well, I bought a box of new underwear for Ji Lang, according to his favorite brand and his suitable size.
Ji Lang obviously didn't expect that I would buy him something, and his excited voice was several degrees higher, "Fuck! Baby! Is this a surprise you gave me!"
"What kind of surprise is this..." I even bought some practice questions for Chen Haokong. His mother always cooks for us. Although Ji Lang's mother asked him to, it must be because he thinks that I can study well here. In terms of helping Chen Haokong, I will naturally do everything I can.
Ji Lang rolled on the bed with his underwear in his arms, "Super super super surprise!"
"However, even if you have underwear, you are not allowed not to wash your underwear in the future." I said.
Ji Lang pretended to think about it, "But there are so many underwear, one by one, and one by one, so only two will be enough, there is nothing to change, isn't it a waste?"
"Unreasonable, there is a time limit for underwear. You can't wear those two pairs for several months. You have to change them. Don't find a reason to save them."
"Listen to you!"
I see that Ji Lang is a little happier now, and I feel a little relieved, "Are you happy now?"
"Did you see it?" Ji Lang was stunned for a while, then covered his face in embarrassment, "You know...you go back to grandma's house, thousands of miles away, and I'm still here, it feels like you're going to Look at the outside world, I'm still in a corner..."
"What, my grandma's place is isolated from the world. It's not as good as you think, and I haven't seen much of the world. After graduation, we will go to see the world together and experience the prosperity outside. OK No, I definitely won't enjoy it secretly by myself."
Ji Lang touched his conscience, and said with relief, "It's not easy for you to say something nice, I'll write it down, just because you're going to deny your account and the close relationship we used to have after leaving me for two days. I'm really afraid to see you again, and you've become that person in the corridor who can't even say hello."
"No," I will be a very long-term person, and I will not give affection easily. Once I do, I will definitely go all out, but I cannot be hurt. Once I experience a failed relationship, I probably won't in the future Believe anyone, "Ji Lang, I'm stingy, I can only love one person in my life, and you are the first one."
Ji Lang: "!!!"
In the next few days, I felt as if I had never left Ji Lang. Fortunately, my grandma didn't think I was sick, and didn't ask me why I kept having video calls with a boy.
Grandma was knitting a puppy next to her. The newly bought wool was the same color as the dog’s hair. I put my phone on the table and sat there eating melon seeds. Ji Lang kept chatting with my grandma in the video.
My grandma laughed so hard that she couldn't open her eyes, "This is the young man who lives with you, that's great, you two get along well, don't be awkward."
"Grandma who doesn't know, I'll let Hao Yu go!" Ji Lang howled inside.
I pointed to the dog that my grandma was knitting, "This dog will be sent to you when it is finished. It is a replica of Gouzi."
"Grandma, can you weave me? Give Hao Yu a hug at night, he must miss me, and I'm too embarrassed to say it." Ji Lang joked in the video.
My grandma said, "You child, come to play with Hao Yu during the holidays. It's fine for him to be at home all day."
"Okay, I'll be there in two days." Ji Lang waited for my grandma to say this.
After I hung up the video, my grandma talked about Ji Lang every day, asking when he would come, and how to make him delicious food, saying that this kid has a sweet mouth and can make people happy.
It's enough if you don't come or not, everyone is happy.
Ji Lang called me again at night and asked me, "Did you buy me something again?"
"Got it?" I was a little excited.
"What are you doing... These shoes are very expensive."
"Is it expensive?" I couldn't believe it.
For a local rich man like Ji Lang, it's not too much money, and I was so poor that I couldn't afford to eat when I was in school, so he might think that I probably emptied my family.
"It's not expensive. Boys' shoes are just like this." What he didn't know was that I bought two pairs. Ji Lang doesn't like to be clean. His shoes are black and mine are white.
Ji Lang asked me: "Then do you still have money to eat?"
"Okay, I just lent you 2000 yuan. I'm really not that poor." And now that I'm back, I can't spend all the money my grandparents gave me.
"But the shoes are really expensive. My mother said they were expensive, and that they cost you money." Ji Lang muttered in a low voice.
No way, I said: "Then you give it back to me?"
"Fuck, Hao Yu, why are you like this, I'm just being polite!"
"Hahahaha, wear it, don't you want to play with Ruan Xuehai in a few days, I will wear it too."
Ji Lang was surprised, "I bought two pairs? Let me guess if it's a couple's style!"
Come on, two pairs of shoes over size 40 don't look like a couple.
When it was almost August, I finished packing my luggage at my grandma’s house and started to go to Ji Lang’s place. My grandma was very sad and asked why Ji Lang didn’t come. I said that I would bring him back to play when he graduated from high school, and he stayed at home to study. .
When I was about to arrive at the station, Ruan Xuehai called me and said he would pick me up.
"No need to pick it up, there is only one suitcase, nothing."
Ruan Xuehai: "Hey, I can pick it up. I'll let Qiu Hong drive there."
"No need, really no need, I will be very embarrassed, let's meet again when we go out to play tomorrow." I refused.
"I want to see you, I haven't seen you for almost a holiday."
"Farewell, see you tomorrow. Ji Lang is waiting for you at the station. He will be angry if you go."
"..." Ruan Xuehai was silent for a long time, "Okay, you guys are ruthless. If you have a boyfriend, you don't want you, Hao Yu, you are this kind of person. I, Ruan Xuehai, just met you today."
"Don't talk about it, I think you have ghosts. Are you with Qiu Hong now? I don't know how to get along so you always want to come to me?"
Ruan Xuehai laughed and joked, "What are you talking about... nothing..."
I hung up the phone and made an appointment that Ruan Xuehai and Qiu Hong would pick me up and Ji Lang from our loft community at nine o'clock tomorrow morning.
Ji Lang also picked me up at the station as soon as he came out of his house with his luggage.
We plan to live in the attic to review our homework after returning from our self-driving tour. The main reason is that I want to give Ji Lang a tutoring session. Chen Haokong and others can also come together.
When I came out of the ticket gate, there were so many people waiting to pick me up, only Ji Lang rushed over like a madman and hugged me.
The people around were taken aback, and so was I, "Damn it, put me down..."
"I miss you so much, let's hug you for a while!" Maybe the people around think we are brothers we haven't seen for many years.
Pulling Ji Lang who was dawdling around to eat something nearby, he took a taxi back to the attic.
Ji Lang said I was white again, and asked me if I was malnourished, but I thought white was pretty good and pretty.
The attic has not been lived in for a long time, and there is dust everywhere. Ji Lang diligently cleaned the table and the floor, and took new sheets and quilts from the suitcase. When they were all cleaned up, I hadn’t had time to praise him, but I received them. A message from the school... a message about final exam results.
【Gay: [Please remember my name and the way I fuck you.jpg]】
[Me: Talk about people. 】
[Gay guy: [I'm so handsome, does it offend you? .jpg]]
[Me: Blocked you. 】
[Gay: [The other party has rejected your message and expelled you from Fairy Castle.jpg]]
【I:……】
Then Ji Lang sent a video request, I quickly sat up and rubbed my eyes, tidied my hair, and clicked "decline".
【Me: I haven't woken up yet, I'll go wash up first. 】
[Gay: Don't, look at you, don't you miss me? I can't wait for a minute. You are the most handsome no matter what. 】
Well, I reluctantly accepted his request again.
"Did you miss me?" In the video, Ji Lang is leaning on the head of the bed with his upper body naked. He looks like he has finished washing. He also took a shower early in the morning, and his hair is still wet. Okay, don't let me wash, he But he packed himself up ahead of time, what a scheming dog.
"No." I lay on my side on the bed with my phone facing my face.
Ji Lang kissed the camera, "Bao'er, let me see what your room looks like."
I turned the phone around, and Ji Lang laughed out loud, "Why are there so many bastards in your room?"
"..." They are all handicrafts that my grandma knits when she has nothing to do, and they are used as a backrest in the car, but no one is driving, so they are all put in my house, "It's not all bastards, there are puppies .”
"Well, where's the dog?" Ji Lang asked.
I turned over on the bed, "I don't know, maybe my grandpa took it out for a walk."
Ji Lang stared at me from inside, "Yu, why are you so cute."
"Ah."
"Come on, let's meet brother." Ji Lang pouted cutely.
Me: "vomit."
"No face at all," Ji Lang also lay down, and then sighed heavily, "Hey."
What a sigh.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked him.
"Actually, during the exams these two days, I felt that the gap between the two of us is unusually large." Ji Lang sighed with a smack of his mouth.
Me: "..." He won't break up because of the big difference in our grades, will he?This breakup reason might make me a joke.
"I ran from the examination room on the third floor to the examination room on the first floor to find you that day, but this is not the distance between the three floors, but the irreparable gap in grades..." Ji Lang continued, "I want to follow in your footsteps If so, I don't think I can sit still and wait for death, and it is not very possible to count on the third year of high school to counterattack and become a dark horse..."
"Are you going to regret it now? You've made great progress, really." I'm telling the truth. Ji Lang used to skip classes and play tennis on the Internet. His only activity since I came here is entertainment. Not entertaining, almost all learning.
If this doesn't make any progress, I, Hao Yu, really want to take his surname.
"No, I think... I might need to learn something else, but they all study physical education in science classes, let's learn to draw... I can't do it, I want to tear up the book after two strokes."
So he wants to take the path of an art student?
I thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible, anyway, everyone is going to be training, so don't put so much pressure on you, or just give it a try?"
Anyway, I don’t have too many skills, so if I can choose a professional direction that I like, it’s not impossible.
Ji Lang said sullenly, "How can this be considered pressure? No, it is the motivation to move forward, and I just lack a more suitable way to move forward."
"A suitable method..." I thought, he doesn't like drawing...what else can he learn?
"Wait until school starts, let my mother ask the teacher about it in two days, and don't bother me." Ji Lang said.
I nodded, "Well, you can figure it out."
Ji Lang didn't say anything, the video was cut off suddenly, and it took a long time to resume the call. He held a box in his hand and asked in confusion, "What's the matter? I have a courier, but I didn't buy anything."
"Oh," I saw Ji Lang put his phone on the table and sat beside the bed unpacking the courier, I asked, "What is it?"
"Damn..." Ji Lang tore open the box in twos and then opened the packaging bag inside, "Damn, you bought it, it was you! When did you buy it?"
"It's been a long time, I guess I can arrive today." I said.Well, I bought a box of new underwear for Ji Lang, according to his favorite brand and his suitable size.
Ji Lang obviously didn't expect that I would buy him something, and his excited voice was several degrees higher, "Fuck! Baby! Is this a surprise you gave me!"
"What kind of surprise is this..." I even bought some practice questions for Chen Haokong. His mother always cooks for us. Although Ji Lang's mother asked him to, it must be because he thinks that I can study well here. In terms of helping Chen Haokong, I will naturally do everything I can.
Ji Lang rolled on the bed with his underwear in his arms, "Super super super surprise!"
"However, even if you have underwear, you are not allowed not to wash your underwear in the future." I said.
Ji Lang pretended to think about it, "But there are so many underwear, one by one, and one by one, so only two will be enough, there is nothing to change, isn't it a waste?"
"Unreasonable, there is a time limit for underwear. You can't wear those two pairs for several months. You have to change them. Don't find a reason to save them."
"Listen to you!"
I see that Ji Lang is a little happier now, and I feel a little relieved, "Are you happy now?"
"Did you see it?" Ji Lang was stunned for a while, then covered his face in embarrassment, "You know...you go back to grandma's house, thousands of miles away, and I'm still here, it feels like you're going to Look at the outside world, I'm still in a corner..."
"What, my grandma's place is isolated from the world. It's not as good as you think, and I haven't seen much of the world. After graduation, we will go to see the world together and experience the prosperity outside. OK No, I definitely won't enjoy it secretly by myself."
Ji Lang touched his conscience, and said with relief, "It's not easy for you to say something nice, I'll write it down, just because you're going to deny your account and the close relationship we used to have after leaving me for two days. I'm really afraid to see you again, and you've become that person in the corridor who can't even say hello."
"No," I will be a very long-term person, and I will not give affection easily. Once I do, I will definitely go all out, but I cannot be hurt. Once I experience a failed relationship, I probably won't in the future Believe anyone, "Ji Lang, I'm stingy, I can only love one person in my life, and you are the first one."
Ji Lang: "!!!"
In the next few days, I felt as if I had never left Ji Lang. Fortunately, my grandma didn't think I was sick, and didn't ask me why I kept having video calls with a boy.
Grandma was knitting a puppy next to her. The newly bought wool was the same color as the dog’s hair. I put my phone on the table and sat there eating melon seeds. Ji Lang kept chatting with my grandma in the video.
My grandma laughed so hard that she couldn't open her eyes, "This is the young man who lives with you, that's great, you two get along well, don't be awkward."
"Grandma who doesn't know, I'll let Hao Yu go!" Ji Lang howled inside.
I pointed to the dog that my grandma was knitting, "This dog will be sent to you when it is finished. It is a replica of Gouzi."
"Grandma, can you weave me? Give Hao Yu a hug at night, he must miss me, and I'm too embarrassed to say it." Ji Lang joked in the video.
My grandma said, "You child, come to play with Hao Yu during the holidays. It's fine for him to be at home all day."
"Okay, I'll be there in two days." Ji Lang waited for my grandma to say this.
After I hung up the video, my grandma talked about Ji Lang every day, asking when he would come, and how to make him delicious food, saying that this kid has a sweet mouth and can make people happy.
It's enough if you don't come or not, everyone is happy.
Ji Lang called me again at night and asked me, "Did you buy me something again?"
"Got it?" I was a little excited.
"What are you doing... These shoes are very expensive."
"Is it expensive?" I couldn't believe it.
For a local rich man like Ji Lang, it's not too much money, and I was so poor that I couldn't afford to eat when I was in school, so he might think that I probably emptied my family.
"It's not expensive. Boys' shoes are just like this." What he didn't know was that I bought two pairs. Ji Lang doesn't like to be clean. His shoes are black and mine are white.
Ji Lang asked me: "Then do you still have money to eat?"
"Okay, I just lent you 2000 yuan. I'm really not that poor." And now that I'm back, I can't spend all the money my grandparents gave me.
"But the shoes are really expensive. My mother said they were expensive, and that they cost you money." Ji Lang muttered in a low voice.
No way, I said: "Then you give it back to me?"
"Fuck, Hao Yu, why are you like this, I'm just being polite!"
"Hahahaha, wear it, don't you want to play with Ruan Xuehai in a few days, I will wear it too."
Ji Lang was surprised, "I bought two pairs? Let me guess if it's a couple's style!"
Come on, two pairs of shoes over size 40 don't look like a couple.
When it was almost August, I finished packing my luggage at my grandma’s house and started to go to Ji Lang’s place. My grandma was very sad and asked why Ji Lang didn’t come. I said that I would bring him back to play when he graduated from high school, and he stayed at home to study. .
When I was about to arrive at the station, Ruan Xuehai called me and said he would pick me up.
"No need to pick it up, there is only one suitcase, nothing."
Ruan Xuehai: "Hey, I can pick it up. I'll let Qiu Hong drive there."
"No need, really no need, I will be very embarrassed, let's meet again when we go out to play tomorrow." I refused.
"I want to see you, I haven't seen you for almost a holiday."
"Farewell, see you tomorrow. Ji Lang is waiting for you at the station. He will be angry if you go."
"..." Ruan Xuehai was silent for a long time, "Okay, you guys are ruthless. If you have a boyfriend, you don't want you, Hao Yu, you are this kind of person. I, Ruan Xuehai, just met you today."
"Don't talk about it, I think you have ghosts. Are you with Qiu Hong now? I don't know how to get along so you always want to come to me?"
Ruan Xuehai laughed and joked, "What are you talking about... nothing..."
I hung up the phone and made an appointment that Ruan Xuehai and Qiu Hong would pick me up and Ji Lang from our loft community at nine o'clock tomorrow morning.
Ji Lang also picked me up at the station as soon as he came out of his house with his luggage.
We plan to live in the attic to review our homework after returning from our self-driving tour. The main reason is that I want to give Ji Lang a tutoring session. Chen Haokong and others can also come together.
When I came out of the ticket gate, there were so many people waiting to pick me up, only Ji Lang rushed over like a madman and hugged me.
The people around were taken aback, and so was I, "Damn it, put me down..."
"I miss you so much, let's hug you for a while!" Maybe the people around think we are brothers we haven't seen for many years.
Pulling Ji Lang who was dawdling around to eat something nearby, he took a taxi back to the attic.
Ji Lang said I was white again, and asked me if I was malnourished, but I thought white was pretty good and pretty.
The attic has not been lived in for a long time, and there is dust everywhere. Ji Lang diligently cleaned the table and the floor, and took new sheets and quilts from the suitcase. When they were all cleaned up, I hadn’t had time to praise him, but I received them. A message from the school... a message about final exam results.
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