Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"My God..." I was convinced from the beginning to the end of Ji Lang's brain circuit, "Then should I praise you for taking precautions?"

"No need to exaggerate, the future is still early. The problem is that we haven't even realized the major premise yet." Ji Lang looked up at me.

I asked him, "What major premise?"

"It's just to shoot a short video first, the kind with super yellow and hot eyes, and talk about whether to break up or not later."

"Oh." I squeezed his chin to keep his eyes away from me.

Ji Lang climbed up again, climbed to the height where he met my eyes and put his arms around my neck, "Hao Yu, Hao Yu, grow up quickly, I'm waiting for you, I'm so anxious."

Me: "Brother, how much older are you?"

"Five months."

I figured it out, "Then your birthday is during the Spring Festival?"

"Yeah, what do you think about asking you to give yourself to me on my birthday?" Ji Lang tightened his arms around me, "But what I think is, when you finish our college entrance examination next year, you will be happy." Are you not moved?"

"Happy, touched."

It's not that Ji Lang forgot to buy lubricant, but he's afraid that he won't be able to bear it if he buys it.

I know he can do what he says.

Anyway, we still tossed and tossed until midnight, after all, we had been vegetarian for a long time for the final exam, so I resisted not kissing his neck, not because I was afraid of anything else, but because I was afraid that he would throw his neck back and make a fuss when he got home.

I locked the dog on the big balcony before. In the middle of the night, Ji Lang hugged me and suddenly thought of something. He thought I was asleep, so he put my head gently on the pillow and went to the balcony alone.

I was lying on the bed, and saw Ji Lang's vague figure outside the window, he was smoking again, the orange-red fireworks flickered between his fingers, maybe he even flicked the ash on the dog's head by trick .

But what was he upset about?

Is it Xu Wenqian's letter, Shao Mingan's confession, or the uneasiness and fear of knowing nothing about the future.

I didn't fall asleep either. Actually, it feels like... I didn't do well in the final exam this time. I'm still very clear about how much I have. It's true that I haven't studied hard these days. All I can think of is Ji Lang. .

I took my phone out of the table and saw the dialog with Ji Lang, and the note I gave him, "Faye".

I want to laugh, this should be Ji Lang who belongs to me alone.

It is certain that the ranking will drop, but I don't want Ji Lang to feel guilty because of it. He must think that I am in love with him, but I know that even if I am not with him, I will still think wildly. It is normal for grades to fluctuate. Lao Cao also said that if my grades do not drop at the end of the semester, then I will be his teacher all these years for nothing. Then I must give Lao Cao a face and let everyone know, the teacher said That's right.

Ji Lang will definitely improve this time. I am willing to put all the rankings I have retired on his progress label to make him better.

He was lying on the small fence outside, the light from the mobile phone reflected on his face, faint blue.

I click into his post.

[Old Landlord: It's so uncomfortable to be separated for a few days. [The smile reveals kindness, helplessness, embarrassment, wanting to hit someone, sarcastic, tired and decadent, Mom sells batch.jpg]]

[Second floor: ...It's been a few days since we separated, it's so uncomfortable, it smells sour. [Beep, beep, die.jpg]]

[Third floor: People who are in love are really hypocritical, and they are talking about you, the landlord. [Ugly things.jpg]]

[Original poster: It’s not hypocritical, it’s an analogy, you know, I suddenly thought that it’s a holiday now, and after that, I’ll go to university and work, what if the South China Sea goes north one day, what should I do? A few men and women who have a crush on him are in the same class, in my heart... hey. [I'm not I don't have.jpg]]

[Fifth floor: Are you so sentimental? The original poster still has as many dramas as before. [Capital Indifference.jpg]]

[Sixth Floor: Let me say something that might make the host angry, otherwise I will always feel uncomfortable... Host, do you think Xueba... really likes you? 】

[Seventh floor: ...]

[Eighth floor: ...the world seems to be quiet...]

[Jiulou: I know I'm pretty ugly, but ha, let's think about it carefully, the poster always says that Xueba has a crush on him, but in fact we can all see that it is the poster who has a crush on Xueba, and the poster has a crush on Xueba. Well, we all see it in our hearts, but the performance of Xueba is rare...at least in my eyes. 】

[Tenth Floor: Maybe people like Xueba don't like to show their emotions, or they don't want to come out now, but in order to flirt with the master, Xueba also opened a post, opened a vest, and chatted with everyone , and he also went to Luzhu's house to meet his parents. All of these require courage, right?At least he took a big step. [It’s okay to eat shit if you’re hungry, do you have to eat late at night.jpg]]

[Eleventh floor: Agree with the upstairs, it is impossible for everyone to have the same idea. Maybe it is a simple matter for others. For some people, it really exhausts all their strength. People like Xueba... I The last time I saw him go to dinner with the landlord, really, sometimes people's eyes can understand everything, I think Xueba wrote four words on the top of his head, and he has no hesitation. 】

[Twelfth Floor: Who knows, maybe the most deceiving thing is human eyes. I have always felt that Xueba pays very little. I have never heard how much he likes the landlord. I feel that I don’t care about anything. It's not very good for the host, maybe the host will be dumped after going to university, personal opinion, don't spray it. 】

[The thirteenth floor: Don't spout a fart upstairs, the host didn't say that Xueba pays less, but you know more. [Just you have a mouth all day long Baba.jpg]] [Fourteenth floor: I agree with brother 13, 12 you probably went to the wrong place, conspiracy theory or something [Is it because you have high vision or I am not peony enough?了.jppg]]

[Original: Uh...why would someone spray my Xueba? He is my cutie. Although the forum is a public place, I recorded my inner journey purely because I couldn’t contain my love, so I came here to confide. , It's definitely not the kind that everyone thinks, why is my heart unbalanced, Xueba doesn't love me, etc... Many people don't know how good he is, and I won't let everyone know. 】

[Sixteenth Floor: That's right, the host didn't think Xueba didn't love him, did some people worry too much? [Heh, open your pheasant eyes.jpg]]

[The seventeenth floor: The relationship between two people can be said most superficially, and what can't be seen is the most turbulent. 】

[Eighteenth floor: The upstairs is inexplicably worried. Could it be that Xueba is online? 】

Detective Conan is everywhere.

[Landlord: You didn't sleep?I just woke you up? 】

[[-]th Floor: No, I haven't fallen asleep. Are there no mosquitoes outside?why not come in. 】

[Landlord: Smoking...]

[Floor 22: Fuck... I was abused just like that, the 17th and 20th floors are top students, right? [Zhenjing.jpg]]

[Floor 23: Damn, the host, Xueba invited you into the room, why are you still smoking, you deserve to be an old virgin! 】

[Floor 24: The boss is a man with his own ability, why do people say that about him, hahahahaha [You are afraid that you are single and hallucinating.jpg]]

[Original: Go to sleep, I will take you home tomorrow. 】

[Floor 26: No need, I bought the ticket, just go directly to the station. 】

[Landlord: Have you bought a ticket?When did this happen? 】

[Floor 28: When you can't see. 】

[Landlord: Too sad. 】

[Thirty Floor: Come in, go back to the room, let me comfort you. 】

[Old Landlord: What you said, comfort me, encourage me, I support me. 】

[Floor 32: Good. 】

[Floor 33: Fuck...crit strike...]

[Floor 34: What did I do wrong, why did I post in the middle of the night [Forget it.jpg]]

[Floor 35: I want to know more, how does Xueba comfort the landlord and what comforts the host... [Smile gradually wicked.jpg]]

[Floor 36: I guess it's the hand. [Pure Smile.jpg]]

[Floor 37: Luzhu is so sad, no matter what, you have to use your mouth? [Crotch Bixinxin.jpg]]

[Floor 38: I think the butt is fine too, why are your requirements so low?Are you still the group of brave rhubarb players who wandered around the forum? 】

[Floor 39: That's right, it's okay to go to battle together, if it's not possible, there are thighs, the inner side is slippery and tight, it should be quite cool, otherwise it will not be able to soothe the sad heart of the host. 】

[Forty-five floor: Brothers are amazing, continue, I want to keep opening my eyes...[I really can't think of it.jpg]]

Ji Lang came in, I closed the post.

He asked, "Do you really want to comfort me?"

"Comfort me, what time is it, why don't you go to bed?"

"Hao Yu, you are a fake, you pay too much attention to formalism, do you think it is enough to just show your love to me on the Internet? No, you have to do it yourself, you have to say it for yourself If you pass, you will be responsible."

I waved to him, "Come here."

Ji Lang took two steps and stopped, "Wait for me for 2 minutes, I'll brush my teeth."

Ji Lang came back after washing up, I could still smell the faint smell of tobacco when he approached me, he pressed his head against my chest, "The days go by so fast, Hao Yu, I really miss you, take me away Bar."

"I bought a ticket, how can I take you away? You ran to other people's house just after the holiday, which made my aunt so sad. You stayed at home for two days. When the time comes, I will call you to my grandma's house to play." I explained.

Ji Lang looked up: "Wow, really? Do you want to see our grandma?"

"My grandma, not your grandma." I said.

"Okay, okay, then I will wait for you at home for a week at most. If you don't let me go, I will touch it by myself. If you don't pick me up then, you have to pick me up."

"it is good."

Next, I carried out appeasement actions against Ji Lang, humiliating the country, not to mention the power loss, anyway, I have to kill him after the college entrance examination.

The next morning, Ji Lang accompanied me to the station to check in the dog, and prepared food and water for him.

Ji Lang and I went back to the waiting room again. He looked at the ticket I took out and said in surprise, "Fuck, it's already night when we arrive? Why is it so far away?"

"It's okay, I'll be there after I get some sleep. The environment over there is good, and you'll know when you go." There was still half an hour before the departure, and Ji Lang reluctantly pulled me, "I really want to go with you. I'll kiss you soon..."

I carried my schoolbag on my back, "Come on, you can go back quickly, auntie should be here soon, and I should review for a few days when I get home."

In the end, Ji Lang just patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

The main reason was that I was afraid that Ji Lang would make another incident at the station where he couldn't bear to part and cry bitterly, so I hurried away.

I got in the car and looked for a seat. It was near the window. The location was pretty good and there was a small table for drinks. A boy came by and sat next to me with the ticket facing the number plate on the seat.

There were two little girls sitting across from us.

I took out my earphones to listen to music, when Ji Lang sent me a message.

[Gay: Have you found a seat? 】

[Me: Well, by the window. 】

[Gay: Put your bag away, don't let people around you steal it while you're asleep. 】

[Me: No, they are all students. 】

[Gay: Student?Male or female? 】

[Me: Both men and women. 】

[Gay: Do you look good? 】

[Me: I don’t know, I didn’t watch it. 】

[Gay: Don’t think that saying this is a perfect answer. Is the person sitting next to you a man or a woman? 】

He is a very handsome little brother, so I replied, 【Me: An old man. 】

I heard the boy next to me cough, embarrassed, I took the phone in front of my eyes and turned my back to the boy.

[Gay: Didn’t you say they are all students?Where did the old man come from?It's over, I was greened in just a few minutes. 】

[Me: You probably have delusions of being cuckolded, I suggest you see a doctor. 】

[Gay: I don't believe it, let's make a phone call, I'm walking back, I'm bored. 】

【I'm good. 】

This insecure guy, doesn't he know that he is also handsome? Why is he afraid that I will run away with others every day?It's okay, he stares at me so closely all day, so I won't worry about him anymore.

"Hey."

Ji Lang's voice with a hippie smile came from inside, "I miss you, Xiaoyu, what about you."

Me: "Oh."

"I don't allow you to be so indifferent. You have to let the people around you know that you are a family man. Be gentle and considerate to me." Ji Lang demanded forcefully.

Me: "OK."

"Hao Yu, say you love me."

Me: "..." I really can't say it, there are too many people, people may think I'm sick, I just saw a news about showing affection and being beaten by a single dog in the street, I dare not say it.

Ji Lang: "Hurry up, are you in love with someone else?"

"You must be sick."

"Then you can praise me, even if you praise me as your daughter-in-law." Ji Lang made a small step of compromise.

"Well, you are the most beautiful." I said.

Then I saw two girls on the opposite side secretly looking up at me, with a loving auntie smile on their lips.

Ji Lang: "Am I in good shape? Answer me completely, and answer me everything I want to hear."

"Okay, you have the best figure... I only love you. When I get home, I will send text messages at least once an hour, make phone calls every three hours, and make videos every five hours. I will report my whereabouts to you all the time, every day Love you a little more than I did the day before.” After saying those words, I’m so thankful I’m wearing a baseball cap…I cover my face with it and pretend no one around me exists.

Ji Lang was proud: "Then... that's pretty much the same, anyway, as long as you dare to flirt, I'll chop you right away."

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

After arriving home at night, my grandparents and grandpa were very happy. Regardless of my long-distance travel and fatigue, and the dog's unfamiliar fatigue, they insisted on leaving us alone and the dog in the living room for most of the night.

I waited until the old couple were sleepy before going upstairs. After washing up, I lay on the bed and breathed in the smell of my long-lost grandma’s house, feeling happy and safe.

Before going to bed, I glanced at my phone, [Gay: You must have fallen asleep, right?Think I'm thinking of panic?Don't be afraid, I miss you more than you miss me, good night. 】

[Me: Good night. 】

No one woke me up early the next morning, because my grandparents thought that I was studying very hard, and it was important to sleep until I woke up naturally. I was very happy that they had such an idea.

I was lying down, subconsciously picked up the phone to check the time, but was shocked by so many messages from Ji Lang.

[Gay: [Ah~~~.jpg]]

[Gay: Is my little one up yet? 】

[Gay guy: [I'm going to fuck you today, it's hard for anyone to talk.jpg]]

[Gay guy: [Be obedient, raise your ass.jpg]]

【Gay: [Sit up and move yourself.jpg]】

【Me: You are sick again. 】

[Gay: [Are you talking to a male god.jpg]]

【I: ... Get out】

[Gay guy: [The other party has rejected your message and touched your chest by the way, then fucked you again without feeling it.jpg]]