Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

[Original: What chickens are on holiday and not on holiday, what do you know!Anyway, after I walked the bird, he was so pissed off that he hit me just as I was trying to wrap myself in a sheet. 】

[Floor 36: Is there a needle?I really want to let the water out of the host's mind... Why does the host want to walk the bird in front of the high-cold Xueba?I can already imagine the bullet screen flying in Xueba's heart, it hurts.jpg]

【Original: Because I’m bored, I don’t know how to strike up a conversation, and I don’t touch people’s arms and smile at them like him. Usually, I’m going to start beating people like this. 】

I have to say it a hundred times, I bumped into his arm that time because the stairs were too narrow, he walked carelessly, I bumped into him by accident, I wasn't trying to strike up a conversation with him!I smile because I am confident!Nor was it to get his attention.

Where is the needle?The water out of his head will flood our attic.

[Floor 38: It’s okay, pet the dog’s head, if I were a top student, I’d beat you too...]

[Original: Don’t touch it yet, I haven’t finished talking yet, I don’t regret being beaten, not at all, he didn’t hurt, I enjoyed it quite a bit, but the only thing I regret so far is... I f*cked back It's...]

[[-]th Floor: It's over...]

[Floor 41: Where are people?Will this post be updated in the future?shivering.jpg]

[Floor 42: Landlord?still alive? 】

[Floor 43: Does anyone know where Luzhu lives?Why do you think he is dead?Want to call 120? 】

[Landlord: Sorry, sorry!He's sleeping, I can't play with my phone anymore, I feel like he doesn't like the light when his eyes are closed!We will come next time]

[Floor 45: I turned off my phone in a hurry before I finished typing the main punctuation marks, and I was fed a mouthful of dog food for worrying about it... I am wronged.jpg]

【Floor 46: I should have thought about it a long time ago. I'm asleep. Good night, my little one.jpg】

[Floor 47: Good night to TM, I don’t sleep.jpg]

Seeing this, I don't know what to say... I really don't know that this guy won't play with his phone at night because of me...

"Hao Yu, Hao Yu." Lai Wenle lowered his head and bumped his elbow into me.

Without raising my head, I directly stuffed the mobile phone on the desk into the bookend, and then carefully checked my answer sheet.

Lao Cao walked up to me and stood still, looking around the classroom with his eyes, finally nodded with satisfaction and left.

"Fuck, you have such a good psychological quality." Lai Wenle sighed.

It’s not that I have a good mental quality, it’s that he’s stupid. Every time he used to secretly play with his mobile phone, when the teacher came, he would ask me to call him. When I touched his arm, he would look up at the teacher with a stool. All made loud noises.

The teacher didn't look for him, and the whole class just said "Teacher, I have a problem, you scared me". Later, I called him lightly, but he still raised his head in a "teng".

The teacher also knew that Lai Wenle was either reading novels or playing with his mobile phone, and he was caught thoroughly by the teacher every time.

Then I tried not to call him, and watched him get caught by the teacher again.

I ignored him, and Lai Wenle pushed my shoulder again, "Old Cao probably went home to watch the kids, let me play with your phone for a while?"

"..." I don't want him to play, I'm afraid he'll get a post, and I'm afraid... all kinds of fears, "What a fart."

"It's boring, if Ji Lang asks you, you have to kneel down and offer it with both hands." Lai Wenle smiled like a mouse.

When school was over, Ji Lang was still waiting for me in the corridor, and Lai Wenle followed behind me and whispered, "Hao Yu, are you here for real?"

"...No." I said.

"I've never seen two girls living in the same room waiting like this every day. Be careful, he won't fall in love with you." Lai Wenle usually likes to joke, but he is still very worried about me at critical moments.

I patted him on the shoulder, very relieved, "I miss you too much."

"I didn't think too much about it, so just be careful, don't mess with it in the end. In fact, he doesn't mean much, but you really take it seriously." Lai Wenle left after finishing speaking.

I froze in place again.

How can everyone see that I am serious?

Maybe, if I didn't like Ji Lang, I wouldn't tolerate everything about him, whether it's flirtatious or not, whether it's hot or not, it's none of my business.

I, Hao Yu, have never been an enthusiastic person. If I have no intentions, I will not let others treat me like this.

I probably hope that Ji Lang will be willing to get closer to me from the bottom of my heart.

"What did you two just say?" Ji Lang had been waiting a long time ago, seeing me and Lai Wenle whispering at the door, he couldn't come over, he was like a dog on a chain, he couldn't reach the bones in front of him no matter what.

"He asked me a question," I said.

Do the math?big problem.

Ji Lang snorted coldly, "What is this? Chen Haokong also asked you, and Lai Wenle also asked you. It's not such a troublesome way for you to study well."

"If I didn't teach them, I wouldn't be able to." I said.

Ji Lang lowered his head and walked in front, "Everyone didn't wink, I'm afraid it will affect your study, I have accumulated a lot of skills..."

"……"This guy.

When he said that his mother had a delicate mind, it would shock me.

Me: "If you don't know, just ask, I can also re-consolidate the knowledge points while teaching you."

Ji Lang stopped and turned to look at me, "It's not like that."

"kindness?"

"I don't want you to teach others, just take care of me." He said.

"..."

Ji Lang seemed a little irritable, and took another step back, stroking the back of his ear with his right hand, "I said before that I want to go to a good university, it's true.

"kindness……"

"Forget it," he sighed suddenly, then came over and grabbed my wrist and strode forward, "You can teach whoever you like."

What kind of anger is this?

It seems that I should go back to the post to see what this awkward guy is thinking.

I'm going to make a thread, though, because it's interesting.

When I got back to the attic, I took a shower first, and Ji Lang was standing at the door when I came out. As soon as I came out, he shook the new underwear in his hand and said to me: "Look, this is the last one. I will change it later. It will be washed by hand."

Me: "En."

"Hao Yu, I can do what you say."

"..." What, crazy, why did you say this suddenly.

Ji Lang: "Really, I can do what I told you."

"..." This guy must be teasing me again.

When Ji Lang went to take a shower, I couldn't help but open his post and read on.

[Landlord: I'm back!anyone there! 】

[Second floor: Is it okay to kneel down on the main washboard?Are your knees swollen?Is Xueba seriously injured?curious.jpg]

[Third floor: I thought the master would not come back, I want to know the follow-up! 】

[Landlord: Hey!Anyway, I have been regretting it until now, and if I fight him again in the future, I will cut my own JJ. 】

[Fifth floor: The landlord is true love, the appraisal is complete.If you don’t show affection, there will be no harm.jpg]

[Sixth floor: @我好？Excited.jpg]

[Original: I was really wrong... I wanted to apologize to him many times, but I was ashamed, and I didn't take it to heart when he was so nice, but the more he behaved like this, the more heartbroken I was, crying.jpg]

[Eighth floor: Shit... God's turning point, the mentally retarded attack turned into a love species?Why did he suddenly become obsessed with loyal dogs? 】

[Ninth floor: Master, your style of painting is crooked!Who let the water out of your brain! 】

[Tenth floor: Bring a group of relatives and friends to visit and check in. I heard that there is a mentally retarded person here? 】

[Eleventh Floor: Brother Ten upstairs, you are late, the master has become an idiot. 】

[Twelfth Floor: I am Brother Ten. I am really late, and my heart hurts. I believe that Master Lu will continue to become mentally retarded in the next second. Tell my relatives and friends not to leave! 】【Original: Why did no one ask me why I have no face to apologize?Really confusing? ? ? .jpg】

[Fourteenth Floor: There are too many demands, hurry up and tell me!But it broke me, pinch my waist and rest for a while.jpg]

[Original: He ran on my bed and beat me, and pushed me down. Really, his bones are very hard, but this man...is very strange, his body is really too soft, and his buttocks are very elastic. On my lower abdomen, I almost folded my place...]

[Floor [-]: Who said that the master will become mentally retarded in the next second?He's hardened now...you bastard.jpg]

[The seventeenth floor: Master Lu, go and change the name of the post!Obviously you have a crush on someone and you react to him!I'm sorry for Xueba! 】

[Landlord: If you don’t change it, you won’t change it!Later, I, Tiezi, sent us a medicine box, which was first class.jpg]

[Nineteenth floor: The main beating is to beat the wife, and after the beating, ask the brother to deliver the medicine... Man of God, aren't you afraid that your wife will fall in love with you Tiezi?There is a set, there is a set.jpg]

[Original: No, I am not as handsome as I am.Wonderful.jpg]

[Floor 21: It can break you.Don't come here, you are ugly to me.jpg]

[Floor 22: Shouldn't the focus be on brother 19 saying that Xueba is the daughter-in-law of the boss, did the boss acquiesce? 】

[Floor 23: Brother 22 is stupid. How can he acquiesce? He is just waiting for everyone to say this. He is happy in his heart. Maybe he is still laughing out loud now... There is jealousy in his smile.jpg]

[Floor 24: I admire single dogs.Really unexpected.jpg]

[Original poster: I feel like I won’t be able to keep this post for long. I was hard on my roommate before. I thought it was heat caused by friction, but when I gave him the medicine later, I got a nosebleed just by seeing his back, so I wiped my hands secretly. He didn't see blood either.The old iron is a bit confused, I don’t know whether to pierce my heart or suang hit 666.jpg]

[Floor 26: Who said that Luzhu is not mentally retarded, and friction is used to generate heat?There is also this kind of operation.jpg]

[Floor 27: Don't say anything, I wish you two early births.Hip and lower than heart.jpg]

I... remember Ji Lang ran to the bathroom in the middle of the night that night. Did he wipe his nosebleed or masturbate?

Ji Lang is about to take a shower, and I want to continue watching, but I also feel that there are so many people giving him advice on his concerns, and I have to be bored to death by myself?So distracted, I started a thread of my own.

ID: One man and two drama dogs.

But what breed of dog is Ji Lang?

I searched the Internet for "a stupid, stupid, big and big dog, what kind of dog is it?" The answer I got was very different from what I thought in my heart. Some people said it was an ancient British shepherd dog, and others said it was a Tibetan mastiff or Erha. , I think forget it, he is a dirt dog.

Topic: [I raised two native dogs, and I feel that they are mentally retarded. Is it necessary to love them? 】

[The host: The host is male, currently single, has been working for a year, and has two dogs. The big dog is one year old and five months old, and the puppy is three months old. 】

Afraid of being picked up by others, I made up an identity, hoping not to be recognized by others.

Ji Lang is 17 years old, I converted him into a [-]-month-old dog.

[Original: Although the earth dog is not the smartest, the big dog is more than one year old and should know something, but some time ago this guy actually peed on my shoe. 】

"Hao Yu! Do you still have underwear? My last pair of underwear fell on the floor...it's wet..." Ji Lang called me aggrievedly in the bathroom.

"..." This guy really didn't make people worry at all. Seeing that no one replied to me, I closed the post, "But I don't have any new underwear, they are all worn."

Ji Lang opened the toilet door a little bit, revealing only one head, "I don't mind, do you mind?"

"..." I don't mind either, I'm just afraid...wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to wear small clothes?

Ji Lang saw that I hesitated for too long, and couldn't hold back his happy expression, "Don't you want to?"

I shook my head, "No...you don't mind if I wear it."

"It's been washed anyway, I'm fine!" He nodded frantically, "Don't worry, I'll wash it for you after wearing it!"

"En." I gave him a pair of underwear that had only been washed once.

I was very worried.

The yardage... has to be just right!Even if it is not big, it is not small!

It's about a man's face.

After a while, Ji Lang shouted from inside: "Hao Yu! No way, your underwear is too small!"

"Fuck..." I couldn't help but swear.

Spicy chicken, I don't want to lose face, I'm really afraid that he will show off to everyone in the post.

In the end, Ji Lang didn't wear underwear, but only wore a large pattern of shorts, the length of which almost reached his knees, and he said, "I've washed both of them, and I'll dry them tomorrow morning."

Well, what else can I say, I can't force him to put my panties on.

The treadmill has not been delivered, the new fan has not been bought, and there is only one cool mat. How to sleep tonight is still to be considered.

Ji Lang has already made plans, "Let's learn how to learn first."

"it is good."

He took out the papers he made during the day on the table, the mistakes were messy, and he was lying there trying to correct his mistakes.

I still remember when I met him before, he was always smoking in the toilet. Since when did he become this kind of guy who also studies in the middle of the night?

I took out my phone again, feeling that no one would read my post, so I went directly to Ji Lang's place to continue reading.

[Original: I haven't been here for a long time. There have been a lot of things that happened recently, and I made Xueba feel wronged again.Want to cry.jpg]

[Second floor: We are all used to it, and the top student must be used to it too.Stand hands.jpg]

[Third floor: Don't say that, Luzhu's conscience will hurt. 】

[Original poster: Today I want to talk about another fact that he likes me, but I feel very bitter. I dare not ask him if he likes me. I think he will be very angry. 】

[Fifth floor: It's all dog food.Don’t listen, don’t listen, bastard chant scriptures.jpg]

[Original: So he fights so hard, he just couldn’t bear to beat me that day, he didn’t even use up [-]% of his strength, today he fought with a hot guy in our class, his skills are so strong, I was dumbfounded. 】

[Seventh floor: Xueba is reluctant to beat up the landlord... Rounding up, the two of them are in bed! 】

[Eighth floor: The upstairs is too much, please don't say that you don't have a hero to save the beauty, hasn't the water in your mind been released? 】

[Original: But he beat that hot dick because he said he likes men, he was very angry...]

[Tenth floor: ...]

[Eleventh floor: ...]

[Twelfth floor: Spicy chicken, I've been following this post for so long, be? 】