Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

季朗：“啊什么啊,跑步机必须买。”

"..." I really convinced him, this guy is not only good at posting, but also learned to change his face in a second in reality.

Is it a great showman?It’s amazing to have over [-] fans on the Tieba forum, let me tell you, you are very swollen, young man!

"Follow me, Chen Haokong's mother made delicious food." Ji Lang never looked back.

Who is he showing it to?

I followed Ji Lang and carefully looked at the future film star, and found that this guy has very long legs, and his body proportions are absolutely golden. He is only wearing a very ordinary T-shirt and gray sports pants. When walking, he tugged like a string above his head, his body was straight and full of temperament.

……

It's over, Hao Yu, don't you boast that he can die?He is still picking you up on the post, wake up!

"What about your fan and mat?" I asked after catching up to him.

"What, are you sleeping on my bed?" Ji Lang asked me.

I shook my head.

Except for the feeling that Ji Lang was pressing me down at the beginning...it was actually quite comfortable, and I didn't really feel like two people were sleeping on the same bed, maybe that's why I slept more honestly.

"Isn't that enough?"

"..." I was speechless?

When we got downstairs, Chen Haokong was already waiting there holding the thermos.

It's hot, this guy's forehead is full of sweat, from a distance it looks like he just climbed out of the bathtub, doesn't this guy have to go to class?Or Scud?From school to home to get food and then downstairs to us, they came earlier than us.

It's so fast.

"Tired?" Chen Haokong, who was far away, began to grin at me, and of course I wanted to say hello.

Chen Haokong smiled, his neat little white teeth were extremely white, "Tired! No, no, no, not tired!"

"..." He must be very nervous.

Ji Lang stepped forward and slapped him on the back of the head, "It's not that there is no need to worry."

"I'm anxious, I have a few questions I want to ask Brother Yu," Chen Haokong followed us upstairs, "I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I don't know how to do it."

Ji Lang turned around and picked up the rice bucket in his arms and hugged it in his arms, "What's your question at noon? Do you still have any winks?"

Chen Haokong looked at me aggrieved, and I said, "It's okay, I'll teach you after dinner."

Eat people with a soft mouth, why doesn't Ji Lang know how to be grateful.

Chen Haokong followed us to the attic, and saw that Ji Lang had a mat on my bed, but mine didn't. He asked, "Brother Yu, won't it be hot if you don't spread a mat?"

"..." Am I hot?

Ji Lang's eyes rolled back and forth between the two of us, and he put the thermos on the table, "What's the heat, he slept on my bed."

Chen Haokong: "...why, why?"

"Eat your meal." Ji Lang knocked his head.

I heard that Chen Haokong's mother is a happy housewife. Every day, she thinks about what to eat today and what will be the best tomorrow. In the end, I must tutor Chen Haokong well.

Because of his mother's food, I think I have grown taller recently.

After the meal, Ji Lang didn't clean up his things, Chen Haokong was also a young master, if he didn't clean up, I didn't want to clean up either, so when he put the things aside, Chen Haokong took out his unrecognizable math paper.

I really like people like Chen Haokong, especially when it comes to questions. My classmates also asked me questions, but when I told them I was very angry. The obvious next step, but they just can't figure out why.

There is no reason, the formula is like this, but they insist on asking me why the formula is written like this, so what else can I do?Lift up the coffin boards of the ancients and ask?

但陈昊空就很仔细，他先对照答案把思路整理一遍，用的到的公式都标在一旁，只问我他怎么也转不过弯来的地方，然后我一点就通。

He is happy and I am proud too.

It seemed that I was very smart, and he suddenly realized: "That's right! Fuck, that's it! Brother Yu, why didn't I think of that!"

我就特他妈有成就感。

I praised Chen Haokong for his high savvy, Chen Haokong said Brother Yu is really a god, what should I do, am I being too hypocritical?I actually like this feeling of complimenting each other?

I caught Ji Lang's disdainful expression on the sidelines. He watched coldly for a while and then went to play with his phone.

play cell phone……

This guy updated the post again.

After seeing off Chen Haokong, there are still four or ten minutes to take a nap.

Ji Lang still moved my fan to his place, patted the mat inside, and said expressionlessly, "Go in."

Sophisticated guy.

It doesn't matter where you sleep, the mentality of breaking a can and breaking it also needs a process, just like me, I wish I could hit the wall with shame in the morning, and I have nothing to fear at noon.

I won't say anything, you can see my thoughts if you can see it, I don't admit it, anyway, let's just freeze.

Ji Lang slept outside me, we were both lying on our backs, his arm was next to mine, it was cool.

"Are you suffering from kidney deficiency, body cold or something?" I said.

"Are you trying to keep me from falling asleep?" Ji Lang said.

"..."

Ji Lang: "You said I have kidney deficiency, so I really want to prove to you what kidney deficiency is."

"Good, good, go to sleep." I turned and fell asleep against the wall.

"Don't panic, I bought a mat. It's the same size as my bed. Maybe it will come with the treadmill. Let's make do with it." Ji Lang said behind my ear.

It's too hot to be hard.

Me: "En."

"Hao Yu, are you angry?"

"Huh? Nope."

"Aren't you angry that I insist on buying a treadmill to occupy your bed?" Ji Lang asked.

Why is he so sensitive now?

Just be tougher, if you have to buy it, you must buy it, if you don’t buy it, you will break up with me, let me pretend to be unwilling and forced to sleep in the same bed with him, isn’t that okay?Those of us who want to save face have to be forced to come.

"Don't be angry... remember to let me use it when you buy it." How could I refuse so easily, maybe this is the beginning of Ji Lang's first step toward me.

I got a bed first, I don't believe that Ji Lang doesn't have feelings for me, does the straight man see my reaction this morning, will he continue to invite me to sleep together at noon?

Obviously, Ji Lang is not an ordinary straight man.

I took my phone with me when I went to school in the afternoon.

During the evening self-study, Lao Cao came less often, and I could secretly play with my phone for a while, and I couldn't wait to watch Ji Lang's fine-grained daily life.

I do English very quickly, unlike Lai Wenle, two classes have passed, and he hasn’t finished a volume yet, so it’s time for Meng to finish. When he first started to do reading comprehension, I finished my composition. I used to know Use the rest of the time to practice calligraphy or secretly do math, but today I took out my phone.

Lai Wenle glanced at me when he was turning over the paper, and suddenly turned back to look at me, "Fuck, I'm not blind, am I? Hao Yu, did you bring your mobile phone to school?"

"Is it okay to be quieter, help me watch Lao Cao a little bit."

Lai Wenle: "... You are not in a relationship, are you? You also have to look at your phone during the quiz? No, you can go back and talk to Ji Lang if you have something to do at night. You can't do without every minute, this is Is it as gluey as paint in the legend?"

"roll."

I lay down on the table, clicked on the favorites, and found the place I swiped last time.

[The landlord: flattered!Flattered!Did someone buy a recommendation for me, why did I gain more than 200 fans in one night? 】

[Second floor: Stop talking nonsense, hot searches are very expensive, hurry up and update]

[Original: I'm not writing a novel, I'm serious, Fat Chang is angry.jpg]

[Fourth floor: Brother 2 is a good person, and so is the boss, please change! 】

[Original: Alright, I haven’t got over [-] followers yet, so I won’t give out red envelopes for now, and then I’ll tell you about my roommate who is a top student. He really has a crush on me. 】

[The host: I said before that he is very cold, and he would never respond to greetings at school. 】

[Seventh floor: I caught up with the live broadcast, please stop for a while, before living together, you and Xueba should not know each other, so you just say hello to him? 】

[Original: Good question on the seventh floor, this is also the reason why I think my roommate is aloof. I met him many times in the first year of high school, and we were temporary classes in the second year of high school, especially a while ago, we There was a general meeting in the grade, he stepped off the stage and I went up to the stage, just walking all the way up the stairs, and he touched my arm, so he wanted to say hello to me, so I just looked at him, but he didn’t speak, just smiled at me, and nothing happened after laughing I went down without saying anything, so it stands to reason that our relationship is already very close, right?But he has always... How should I put it, anyway, every time I met him before, I felt frustrated and burst into tears.jpg]

[Ninth floor: Master, look at my mysterious smile. This is clearly a post about the master’s crush on your roommate. Your eyes grew on your roommate when you were in freshman year of high school. They don’t know you. When you were in sophomore year, you were close If you meet people or don’t know you, the master probably has intracranial orgasm a hundred times a day, and then you feel that your relationship is very close?Social Society.jpg]

Ji Lang said I smiled at him during the last meeting?No way... That was the first time I took the first place in my grade. I was excited to speak on the stage, and then I was still excited when I came down. I may not have noticed him, but I laughed because I did well in the exam. What is it with him? relation?

Then look.

[Tenth Floor: Can I stand on Brother Nine's side?Excellent.jpg]

[Original: Hugging my fat self with distress. jpg It is really that he has a crush on me, listen to me!There are many more behind! 】

[Original poster: We didn’t talk once at school, and after I moved here, my mother bought a lot of food, I let him eat it, but he didn’t eat it]

[The thirteenth floor: Strange, it seems that I have found the reason why the master is single. 】

[Fourteenth floor: I wish the master of Lu will soon learn to feed the school bully, cute jpg]

[Original: Yes, I, Tie Zi, didn’t believe me after hearing that I was living with his male god, and then I secretly took pictures of Xueba to show him, but I f*cking forgot to turn off the shutter sound, and was discovered by Xueba, innocent. jpg]

[The sixteenth floor: Do you still have any photos?want to see! 】

[Original: I don’t want to show the photos, because my roommate asked me to delete them, although I kept them secretly.Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's a difficult guy to get along with.When Xueba confesses to me, I will show you our group photo. 】

Hehe, I won't take pictures with him.

[Eighteenth Floor: Looks like I can't see the photos anymore, Loulou don't be sad, you think he's not easy to get along with, he might think you're a pervert, don't panic if you don't get tired of seeing each other! 】

[Original: But then I, Tie Zi, came to bring braised chicken and rice to eat. I asked him if he would eat spicy food, but he actually said yes!I was really stunned. Of course, I acted normally and didn't show too much surprise. 】

[[-]th floor: I feel sorry for Xueba, maybe he is already hungry, spread his hands.jpg]

[Floor 21: Allow me to intervene in the next floor. I don’t want to ask why Xueba eats spicy meat, but why is the host and Xueba’s roommate who is taller?Mysterious smile.jpg]

[Original poster: It’s a joke, of course I’m taller, 4.5cm taller by visual inspection, but I’ve been growing up recently, Xueba is also growing up because I feed him better, but I’m still much taller than him, and the gap looks like Still getting bigger and bigger. 】

I was angry when I saw this. The first time I saw Ji Lang, I felt that he was looking at my height. I am not short. We are at most 3.5 centimeters apart. He will really put gold on his face. What is the gap? It's getting bigger and bigger, I'm going to buy a meter ruler and nail it to the wall when I go back!

[Floor 22; Awow!Why! MD, it seems that this time I'm going to stand on the master's mentally retarded attack. Is there anyone who stands on CP according to their height like me?Pray for our tsundere school bully not to only grow in height but not in IQ! 】

[Floor 23: On the upper floor, the boss looks mentally handicapped. He should be a person with well-developed limbs and no brains. The roommate who is a schoolmaster who loves spicy food may have a stronger personality. Visually, when the two are together, they often kneel on the washboard. Rubbing hands expectantly]

[Landlord: I don’t understand what you are talking about]

[Original: I suspect that my roommate likes me. I have a real hammer. Didn’t you say that he always doesn’t say hello to me? Then after I came to the shared room, Xueba was still very cold, but after my iron son came, Xueba was very cold. Very nice to him!real!So gentle!Fuck!Look at me smoke from seven orifices! 】

[Floor 26: ...]

[Landlord: What does this prove?He is only cold towards me!Why is this only for me?He's trying to get my attention! 】【Floor 28: May there be no mental retardation in heaven. 】

[Floor 29: Luzhu, is this called a real hammer?Then I have the solid hammer of Wu Yanzu who only loves me for life and life, and there is jealousy in the smile.jpg]

[Original poster: Of course, I’m sure you won’t believe me. This is just an introduction. What I want to say is that my roommate is an upright person. He doesn’t want to talk to me on the surface, but he boils hot water for me to take a bath. Boil hot water for a bath, take a bath!Boil hot water! 】

[Floor 31: Don't even talk, let the landlord climax. 】

[Original: But I'm very angry, really, he doesn't have to pretend to be so indifferent, and I don't mind at all if he talks to me or strikes up a conversation. 】

[Floor 33: What should I do?Is there an intracranial specialist in a tertiary hospital? 】

I also feel sorry for myself, why do I want to strike up a conversation with him... Fortunately, the public's eyes are sharp.

[Original poster: It’s nice to take a bath with the hot water he boiled for me, but I’m upset that he’s pretending to be cold to me, so I did a stupid and crazy thing afterwards, I walked the bird. 】

[Floor 35: Bet on a bag of [-] cents for spicy strips. After Luzhu and Xueba lived together, his dick never let go!Smile suddenly abnormal.jpg]