Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

"Because so... anyway, this is my sister Vitaly, who has been lost for many years. I found it from the sky last night. Please take care of me!" Heartily hugging her into his arms again like rubbing a big doll: "It's cute~"

"Mr. Dazai, don't omit so many key intermediate descriptions..." Aden, who was also picked up from outside but received the opposite treatment, stretched out his hand in cold sweat to stop his perverted behavior: "Even if No matter how good the relationship between brother and sister is, you can't..." You can't use your sister as a puppet!

"Are you jealous, Aden?" The black-haired young man straightened his ears like a husky who found a complete table leg: "You must be jealous of my sister getting more favors, it's okay, I can understand A boy your age hopes to get more care from the elders. However, even I can’t control my sister who is so cute that people can commit crimes. She is so cute. My younger sister can rest assured that she will try to invite her to die when she grows up a bit...Pfft! Kunikida-kun!"

"Mr. Dazai, did you say something terrible just now?" The innocent boy got stuck, and in the next second he actively formatted his brain to delete those strange words that invaded his ears... If not deleted, the sense of justice and sense of responsibility It will prompt him to call 110 and ask Mr. Police to come and throw some toxic garbage out of Yokohama (Sinister Face.jpg)

The perverted Kunikida Doppo took out a circle of hemp rope from behind, tied up the shameless partner who was stepping on his feet, dragged him out, and threw him out beside the trash can, then opened the door again and squatted in In front of the little girl who was at a loss the whole time: "Okay, don't bother with that nonsense trash, he's out of his mind. What's your name?"

The little girl blinked her big blue eyes: "I want my brother... woo..."

"Hey! Don't cry! Ah-! Aton, Kenji... By the way, Tanizaki, where is your sister Naomi? Come and coax her!"

After a period of war and chaos, the little girl sat on the sofa in the reception room, holding the hot cocoa Atsushi Nakajima bought from downstairs, surrounded by snacks "borrowed" from the clerks, and knelt next to the hanging " Reflecting on "the elder brother of the plank.

"So, Dazai is really your brother?"

Kunikida Doppo was excluded from the encirclement because he was too serious and asked loudly, Vitaly kicked his foot: "Yeah, I know my brother is joking, can you please hit him lightly next time? Brother Dazai Very afraid of pain."

She raised her eyes and looked earnestly at the people around her, focusing on Mr. Kunikida.

this!Is this kid an angel?

"Mr. Kunikida! Don't frantically add settings to your account while you're unconscious!"

In the end, Atsushi Nakajima, who had the softest temper and the best bully in the whole detective agency, was pushed in front of Vitaly: "Well, Ms. Dazai..."

"Ranbo, my surname is Rambo after my mother." She glanced at the white-haired boy, and took a sip of hot cocoa unhappy: "You can call me Abe or Vitaly, if you call Miss Rimbaud, many people would confuse me with my mother."

The weak boy immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, I thought... Ah, Ms. Vitali, Mr. Dazai said that you have been separated from him for many years..." Sure enough, she should be handed over to her parents to make people feel at ease?

The little girl curled her lips: "Yes, but not. We only separated for 3 minutes, but... it's quite troublesome to explain."

The whole world line is wrong, how should I explain it?

"It's really a bit troublesome..." Dazai, who was introspection, sighed together: "We don't have Miss Rimbaud here..." He said something that shocked everyone in the Armed Detective Agency: "Only the PortMafia associate seven years ago Officer Rimbaud."

"This way, this way..." Aden's breath became weaker and weaker, so, even Mr. Dazai only had information from seven years ago.So that Monsieur Rimbaud is Miss Vitali's... uncle?

Unknowingly, more and more people came around. Such a cute child, even if he has an uncle who is a mafia quasi-cadre, he would not be annoying at all. Instead, he wanted to bring out more snacks to make her happy.

"No~" Ranpo Edogawa took off his glasses after completing the commission and Junichiro Tanizaki came in from the outside and looked around for a while: "This child's identity is too troublesome, as expected, don't return it to the parents, and plan to ask for a ransom Okay. How many zeros do you think is more appropriate?"

"Mr. Ranpo! Don't make such a joke!" Aden turned around and begged for mercy—we are an armed detective agency, we are all armed, and you are the only detective. Facing PortMafia's ransom, I I'm afraid we will only have armed forces and no detectives in the future...

However, the little girl sitting on the sofa took it seriously, staring straight at the squinting-eyed young man: "You try it, if you can do it."

... This sentence, from the tone of voice to the grasp of the atmosphere to the rhythm of the words, is exactly the same as the lackluster Osamu Dazai. Whoever says they are not related is blind!

"Hmph, little friend..." The detective narrowed his eyes into two slits, Vitaly jumped off the sofa unexpectedly and pushed a circle of people to run out, handing the hot cocoa to A Dun in the middle of the process - she "wow " cried out and covered his eyes... He slapped the door of the president's office precisely: "Uncle Fuze, someone is bullying Vitale, come out quickly, wow, wow, wow, wow!"

The famous detective Luanpo: "..." Oh no, it's the big summoning technique of a brat!

Onlookers: "..." Mr. Luanpo has met his opponent, so should we watch the show or go up to help?And who can help?

Forget it, let's watch the show first, after all, the opportunity is rare.

Osamu Dazai: "..." As expected of my sister, my own, it's all right!

As long as there is anyone in the office, they will definitely be disturbed by this movement. The wooden door is opened inward, and the silver-haired middle-aged man in dark green feathers is condescending. The little girl threw herself on his lap like a kitten. The facial expression: "嘤!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi, the battle line collapsed.

"Random step!" After a moment of fluctuating mood, he turned to look at the squint-eyed young man and shook his head. The latter squatted behind the desk with his hat in his hands and ignored no one.

The middle-aged man bent down and picked up the girl to make her stand upright, then reached out to rua twice on the head: "Dazai, take good care of your sister."

"Hey, Vitaly, come to my brother." He stretched out his arms, and the little girl looked twice between Mr. Fukuzawa and Mr. Dazai, but didn't choose either.She ran to the back of the table and propped her knees to look at the angry detective: "Don't be angry ~ you will get half of the snacks!"

Luanbu's anger quickly dissipated, and immediately the two children sat side by side on the sofa and began to share snacks.

"This is a bit salty."

"Here's your soda."

"I want grilled crab sticks."

"Pudin! Pudding!"

A dangerous kidnapping case disappears invisibly, and the planner and the victim enjoy themselves together, eating and playing head to head.

"I think...Mr. Ranpo and Miss Vitali are together, and there is no sense of disobedience at all!"

Moved by the warm scene in front of him, A-Dun put his hands on his cheeks, and the other ladies put down their phones with strange (old mother) smiles on their faces and rose to heaven with satisfaction: "Kawaii!"

After eating snacks, the cracks in the friendship boat were completely healed. Luanbu put on his hat and took the newspaper to the corner and hugged Vitaly to guess where the serial murderer was hiding. The uninvited Mr. Dazai expressed his stinginess. Will definitely hide the culprit in the last chapter.

If it was him, he would do it.

Today is a rare and peaceful day, no customers came to entrust the case, I was walking around in the armchair basking in the sun, and soon I fell asleep on the table.Dazai hugged the little girl who fell asleep and was obsessed with the four-frame manga and refused to let go. After holding her for a long time, he curled up on the sofa and fell asleep.

Atsushi Nakajima, who came back from delivering the documents and running errands, pushed open the office door and saw the senior hanging awkwardly on the edge of the sofa, wrapping his sister in his arms to protect him like a big cat curled up with a kitten.The little girl's hair shone in the sun with a greasy maroon luster, her deep eye sockets were of European descent, but her facial features had the unique delicateness of Asians.

They actually look nothing alike.

But this Miss Vitali...somewhat familiar to him for some reason—he should have seen her parents.

Half an hour later, she woke up from the heat.Children often have high body temperature, wet hair, dazed eyes, sitting up and pressing their upper body on their elder brother's belly.

Dazai, who was already squeezed and hung on the edge of the sofa, rolled down to the floor without a doubt. The black-haired young man who fell flat on the ground and forced to turn on the phone closed his eyes and reached out to catch the younger sister who rolled down with him, trying to stuff her into his arms. Li still wanted to continue to sleep, but was forced to open his eyes by the uncontrollable screams around him: "Huh...?"

"Show me?" He smiled softly at a few clerks, who immediately handed over their mobile phones in a daze.The young man looked down—it was really like two black cats, one big and one small, sticking together to take a nap in the sun.

Quickly smiling and sending the photo backup to himself, he smiled and looked up: "Please don't leak any information about this kid, okay?"

The clerks nodded vigorously.This is for sure, such a lovely child, who doesn't want to protect her well.They blushed to answer the phone, bowed together, turned around and ran away—Although Mr. Dazai always did some confusing things, he took such gentle care of the children. He is really a gentle person.

Working with children and taking naps with them, he seems like a good father who would write a book of fairy tales for his children.

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Mr. Dazai

very gentle

unfortunately

always committing suicide

still poor

only as a lover

can't be a couple

Little princess

so cute

Issued by Mr. Mori

the sound of

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