Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

The author has something to say: There are still two chapters left to add the nutrient solution. After adding the nutrient solution, count how much more landmines should be added.

A new episode of Little Princess, I hope it will be delicious. Facing Brother Rui, it is already hard to feel the conscience to say that children are cute.

Do you think the BE in the last chapter is not a knife?That's because I deleted the place of the knife and only left a psychological description.The context is that Miss Rimbaud has not yet recovered her memory and is unprepared to be tricked by Dr. Sen to go to Radium Bowl Street to catch the King of Sheep who doesn't know her...she will die on Radium Bowl Street.What little black house PLAY?Isn't the ultimate way to stop a lover from leaving by keeping her dead body with her?

But this is too cruel for Chuya, so I deleted it, I am really a real mother!

该段心理描写得到文豪森鸥外《舞姬》的大力帮助，没错就是金发碧眼少女爱丽丝的出处。让作者充分意识到某森姓医生就是个不负责任的人渣这一深刻现实。感谢在2020-04-0109:00:00~2020-04-0210:18:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: qwe1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：`十方、读者一枚、宁璞20瓶；小月17瓶；至爱秦时15瓶；栗子奶油大福5瓶；水涧樱2瓶；孤城1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

"My name is Dazai Osamu, 22 years old. I live in an ordinary apartment in the north of the center of Yokohama. I am single. I work for an armed detective agency, and I decide my off-duty time according to the mood and state of my partner. I often pay on credit and occasionally pay. Every day I will seriously Think about the philosophical issues about death, and then try to practice them, and then go home and wait for the dawn quietly. Dr. Sen from PortMafia said that I am normal. I have described so much, I just want to say that I am an ordinary person who hopes to maintain peace of mind and live an ordinary life office worker..."

A melancholy young man with rough hair and bandages sat on the seat by the window, opposite him was a beautiful young girl--the shifting dull eyes and chapped lips were reduced a lot.From time to time, she would press her thumb between her lips and bite, breathing heavily nervously, and after realizing that she had lost her composure, she forced a slightly apologetic smile to the man in front of her.

"Sorry... you?" She was just sitting here doing something very important...very, very important.The girl looked out of the window for a while, and once again focused on him amidst the other party's persistent efforts: "Sir, I don't understand?"

"Miss~" He got up and turned over the table and stepped forward like a steadfast knight, kneeling at her feet with one knee, with a warm light of tender admiration in his iris eyes: "Miss, are you willing to pity me, a person who is trapped by love? ?”

"Ah... so..." She glanced out again, and turned back after one hand was held by him: "I can buy you a drink, so can you let me go now?"

"Drinks or something, it's not important at all!" The young man gently shook her hand as if he didn't know the word shame, and put his face on it: "Please, I have been observing for a long time, your black eye sockets, chapped eyes Her lips, her pale face, her dim light, and her beauty that is still shining despite all these unfavorable factors~ All of these show that you are the beauty I have been looking for, the beauty who wants to commit suicide! Anyway, you are going to die, Why don't you die for love with me~ Pfft...!"

The pale girl who was held by him got up and grabbed his hair with her backhand, and put the young man on the table: "I am just being urged by editors and readers! The game is so fun, so beautiful, and there are so many husbands who haven't been drawn yet. In order not to be caught and stuffed into the soup pot, Gu Gu Gu had to sacrifice his sleep time and desperately rush to draft, so he was deprived of sleep, endocrine disorder, described as haggard, and had nothing to do with suicide! Did you hear that? No! Any! !relation!"

The young man whose face was covered on the table and couldn't get up waved his arms like a crab: "Don't you really think about it? Even my career is so deep in my heart!"

"Go to hell! You pervert!" The girl picked up the water glass and poured it on his head, then turned around angrily and opened the store door and walked into the sea of ​​people.

He shook his head and lay down on the table weakly: "Really, why did you lie? The invitation is sincere, even if you don't agree, let's discuss it again?"

While thinking about it, he stood up and put his hands in his pockets and walked out. The waiter in a lace apron came up with a smile: "Sir? You haven't paid for the black tea you ordered~"

"...Excuse me, is there any free order activity to comfort the brokenhearted today?" He scratched the back of his neck carelessly, and smiled flatteringly at the petite waitress.

The waiter had a "well" on his forehead. How could there be such an event on Valentine's Day? I'm afraid he wished he could close the door too slowly: "Sorry, there is no such event."

"So, is there such an event? No matter what, it's a free event~" He clasped his hands together: "My lovely girlfriend is angry and took my wallet and left. I'm in a hurry to coax her. Please, first You can also keep accounts. I work for an armed detective agency two streets away, my name is Kunikida Doppo, and I will definitely come back to pay the bill on the salary settlement day at the end of the month, and you can also come to ask for double!"

This guy is full of nonsense, but he can explain the embarrassed image of being thrown here by a girl just now. The waitress looked around at him, and this guy immediately took out the pocket of the sand-colored windbreaker and showed her: " Really, the wallet isn't there, I'm not lying."

It doesn't look like he knows how to do housework, his face is okay, but his whole body exudes a smell of poverty, and his image is not good. It can be predicted that staying in the store will not be able to recover the loss, and he may also leave other people The guests are scared away.She looked at the bar in embarrassment, and the boss raised his chin impatiently and tapped on the writing board: "Come here and sign the IOU. If you don't pay it back when it's due, don't blame us for going to the detective agency to ask for it."

"Don't blame me for being inhumane if you lose your job." He tapped the writing board again and put the fountain pen on it, and the black-haired young man joyfully went over to write the IOU, and signed the five words "Kunikida Dupo" , Throw down the pen and walk out: "Thank you, boss~ Business is booming?"

He pushed open the glass door and walked outside. On the night of Valentine's Day, catkin-like snowflakes were scattered in the sky, covered with a layer of warm orange red against the street lamps, like a lovely and warm painting.As the cold wind blew, Osamu Dazai, who was offered a free glass of water for his hair, couldn't help but shiver... Handsome guys are also cold, especially with wet hair in this snowy weather.

It was because of the cold that he didn't even try to enter the water today.

It would be too painful to be frozen on the river.

He tried hard to control himself not to continue to tremble, turned around and walked towards the staff dormitory - even a muddy wild dog has a den where it can temporarily rest.

The young man put his hands in his pockets and swayed along the crowd, and there were couples everywhere. People walking alone in this environment would always be the focus of pity eyes.Not afraid of being ridiculed but hated this kind of look, he was thinking in his heart whether he should cheat a one-night girlfriend somewhere... maybe more than one night?

Walking and walking, we arrived at the crossroads, and panic-stricken couples filled almost every corner of the world.Suddenly a lump of soft little thing bumped into his leg, the young man stopped, bent down and looked down—it was a little girl with black hair and blue eyes about four or five years old, she was in a small ball, and she was throwing herself at him Look left and right on the legs.

Probably separated from the family.

Ok……

Maybe this is... the gift of God Yuanjie?

"Miss~ can I invite you to be my girlfriend for a while today?" He knelt sideways and half-kneeled to block the turbulent crowd for her, and stretched out his palm to make an invitation letter: "The price I can pay is to see you safely Go home~"

The little girl turned her face and looked critically up and down at his wet hair and the bandages on his neck. She blinked her eyes and reluctantly nodded in agreement: "Okay, let's do it." The soft and warm little hands gently placed His palm: "You have to take good care of me and send me home in the end, otherwise, who would want to spend Valentine's Day with a good-for-nothing uncle?" He pouted and shook his head as he spoke, looking really disgusted This heavenly "boyfriend".

"make a deal!"

He happily got up, picked her up, put her on his arm and sat down, the altitude rose instantly, and the little girl was very satisfied: "I want to eat taiyaki, crepes, and go to ride that Ferris wheel."

"Taiyaki is fine, crepes are not, and the Ferris wheel will wait until you grow up, miss." He carried her back and forth in the crowd in a principled manner, and used the last banknote hidden in the side pocket of his windbreaker. He bought Taiyaki and Takoyaki and insisted on carrying them in his hand and not allowing her to eat while walking, even if he was the one who shouldered the burden of walking.

Moving to the bench in the street park, he took off the windbreaker and wrapped it around her body before placing the little girl on the bench: "It's too cold, girls have to be selfish and take care of themselves!"

The young man patted the snowflakes that fell on her hair again, and then put the still hot Taiyaki into her hand: "Eat slowly, be careful of burning."

Such an immature and tender child looked at him with pure eyes full of trust, as if he was suddenly pardoned and healed.

The little girl happily kicked her little feet and said "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" bit off the tail of the snapper: "Thank you brother!"

Yo, the mouth is quite sweet, just now I was disgusted to say that he is "uncle useless wood", the gap of a taiyaki will become "brother" at the speed of light?

"Okay, what's your name? Where's your home? I have to send the princess back to her castle before the clock strikes midnight." He touched his pants pocket - the last mobile phone and wallet were lying at the bottom of the Tsurumi River, The first-class water quality is something to be proud of... Well, I haven't had time to apply for a new one.

After asking clearly, send her to the nearest police station. If you want to say what is good about standing on the side of justice, it is probably that you are not afraid of entering the police station at all.Although I have never been afraid of this before, wouldn't it be better to have less trouble?

The little girl who was busy chewing taiyaki hurriedly swallowed the snacks in her mouth: "Brother, have you finally been hit on the head by a stone?"

"How do you say, little miss?" He knelt down to meet her eye level, gentle and patient.The little girl broke off the snapper's head and stuffed it into his mouth: "You are so strange, obviously you brought me out to play? I have been talking to myself in a strange way since just now, is it really all right?"

"Also, your hair is frozen!"

She pointed to the top of his head: "If you don't deal with it quickly, there will be a crisis of middle-aged baldness."

"Eh?"

The young man who was ruthlessly pointed out the "middle-age crisis" by the overly youthful girl turned his head and rolled his eyes and smiled brightly: "I am so pitiful, what kind of intermittent amnesia suddenly happened, little lady, do you still remember my memory?" name?"

"It seems that you have finally lost your mind, Osamu Dazai." She rolled her eyes and stuffed the sea bream belly into her mouth, tried to swallow it, then looked vaguely at the takoyaki in his hand: "I It's Vitaly, Vitaly Rimbaud, do you dare say you've forgotten?"

A dark-haired youth living in another world: "..."

Vitaly, I don't know.But Rimbaud... ah, my chest hurts.