Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

Jiang Xingxiu: "Quiet."

The little demons immediately fell silent, and the Minister of Homeland Security thought that if he threw a needle, he would hear the sound.

He thought that the Azure Dragon Mask had a high prestige here, but he didn't expect that this was the first time the two sides met, and the Yaozu really respected the blood, no matter which great sage was here, they would be extremely obedient.

"I heard from Xi that you all want to go to the human world ahead of time."

The little demons nodded in unison.After watching the video and seeing Huahua World, they are very unwilling to let them stay in a very primitive place like Shanhaijie—this place has been there for tens of hundreds of years, what has been played long ago? Tired, they want to play novelty and eat delicious food.

Jiang Xingxiu waved his hand, and three hundred bamboo sticks appeared out of thin air, suspended in the air, "One demon stick, choose the one with words on the back, you can go out."

The group of monsters boiled.

Seeing that it is very suitable for the living environment of monsters, let's fight internally first, Jiang Xingxiu stopped and said: "Queue."

The Minister of Homeland Security watched them line up obediently and came up to pick bamboo sticks one by one, and was amazed: "It seems that monsters are also docile."

Jiang Xingxiu turned her face slightly and looked at him seriously: "That's because they are afraid of me. However, I hereby promise that none of the monsters here have ever eaten people, and those monsters who eat people will never Opportunities present themselves.”

"That's enough." As for their respective personalities, whether they are fierce and aggressive or obedient and submissive, they don't get in the way, and they support all kinds of people with the same rice. If they commit crimes, they will be arrested, and if they don't commit crimes, they will be treated like ordinary citizens.

Of course, at the beginning, there must be a running-in, but after two or three years, it will be almost the same.

"It's me! I was the one who drew the one with the words!" A cry of surprise came from the little monsters, which attracted the envious eyes of other monsters.

A carp with chicken feet came over with a bamboo stick in its mouth, and showed it to Jiang Xingxiu, "Great Sage, do you see if this means that I can follow to the human world!"

Jiang Xingxiu took out the bamboo stick from the fish's mouth, and saw a small blue dragon moving up and down on the back, and nodded towards the fish demon: "Yes, you are a reeling fish, right. How long can you usually stay on the shore?"

"Yes, yes, the little demon is a reeling fish." The fish's tongue trembled, "The little demon has practiced for 50 years, and he can stay in the water for seven or eight days."

Thinking of what Shenlong Dasheng said before, he mustered up the courage to raise his head again: "Great Sage, little monsters don't eat people, little monsters only eat grass in the water, look at my teeth, look at my claws, they can't hunt. "

The teeth are the incisors and molars of herbivores, and the claws are chicken claws without much sharpness. They don't even have hands, and they just rely on two fins to pretend.

The Minister of State Security was particularly relieved of this kind of monster, and smiled kindly at the other party.

"Okay, it's just you. You can move freely first. We will patrol the mountain and sea world for a few days. We will take you with us when we leave."

After listening to the command of the Dragon King, the tail of the fish fluttered happily a few times, the reeling fish nodded solemnly, and planned to stay here without going anywhere.

There happened to be a small stream nearby, so I was not afraid of lack of water.

After Shenlong Dasheng and humans left, the lucky fish was surrounded.She took a step back cowardly: "What do you want to do? Do you want to rob? The Great Sage Dragon will not allow you to do this."

Monsters prey on the weak and the strong, but after those few months of political lessons, they understand that human society does not allow them to continue to use the original survival rules. Don't mind deferring to the stronger party and doing things according to the other party's ideas.

This is also a sense of the law of the jungle.

Another monster patted her fish head: "We are not stupid, how could we steal your things?"

The reeling fish couldn't figure it out: "Then what do you want to do?"

"Exchange something for me!" The monster dragged out a large piece of wood with black texture, "I want to eat spicy sticks, exchange this for spicy sticks!"

That is the trunk of the Migu tree, black and glowing, so you won't get lost if you wear it on your body.If there is this when there is fog in the mountains and seas, you will not be afraid of not being able to find your way.

Reeling fish steak pulled over: "Okay, spicy strips. I don't know how many spicy strips Migu can exchange."

This is a good-tempered monster, his eyes are warm and soft, shining with a strange brilliance, "You can change as much as you can, if you can't change it, you can take it back, I have other things."

The other monsters didn't expect to be able to do this, so they followed suit. They dug out all their collections and piled them next to the reeling fish, almost burying the fish, leaving a small half of the fish's tail sticking out, occasionally Play it.

The first purchasing agent in the Shanhai world was born just like that.

The reeling fish squatted in distress next to the money given by the donors.He has a pretty good memory, remembering what to change, but the problem is, how does he carry all these things with him?

In the end, well-meaning humans solved the problem.

The Minister of State Security, Bao Dalan, took over the job of purchasing on behalf of him, and said that when the reeling fish returned, he would definitely prepare a big box for him, which contained the things they wanted to exchange.

Of course, things like cars are not enough, and money is not enough.The Minister of State Security solemnly stated that even if they have enough money, they do not have a driver's license, and they are not allowed to drive on the road without a driver's license.

The little monsters can only carve a scratch every day, waiting for when the mountain and sea world will be developed, and the rich will lead to the rich, so that they can also live a happy life with seasoning and soft beds.

Oh, and a driver's license!

The Minister of State Security felt in a trance that he was not from the mountains and seas, but from some countryside waiting for targeted poverty alleviation.

The chief was quite satisfied after watching the video, "If it's such a little monster, it's not a bad idea to integrate into Shenzhou." However, the autonomous region cannot be built for the time being, so it has to be divided first, and we can observe it for a while.

The Minister of State Security reported: "Sir, I found some ore and brought it back, which can be studied by the Chinese Academy of Sciences, maybe it is new energy."

The chief nodded: "You did a good job."

Thinking of the green dragon mask and reeling fish that are still waiting in the living room, and the three-day experience life for the monster that I promised.Living with her is a process of getting to know each other.

The chief pondered for a moment, got up and went to the waiting room.

"Comrade Qinglong, the leaders of various countries are invited to the lake island of Yuegen Country, would you like to come with us?"

Jiang Xingxiu recalled: "Is it the lake island where the nuclear leak occurred?"

"Yes. I don't know if you care about this. If you care, you can wait for me to come back and start counting the three days."

Qinglong is not afraid of nuclear radiation after a nuclear leak, and his scale armor and body protection divine light can help him block it.As for the reeling fish... other monsters may have to be avoided, but reeling fish doesn't matter. Her innate supernatural power is to treat tumors—that is, cancers that appear after people are exposed to nuclear radiation.

"No, let's go together."

After arriving at Hudao, Jiang Xingxiu has been standing behind the chief, and doesn't communicate with people very much. The chief introduced him to others, saying that he is the head of a department in Shenzhou. Wearing a green dragon mask, she is active all over China, doing things including but not limited to saving people, fires, small animals and forests.

They didn't think that the blue dragon mask could fly, they just thought they were a group, and they all wore the blue dragon mask, so others thought they were the same person.

The leader of Yuegen Country came over, with an overly amiable smile on his face, and handed the chief a menu: "These are all vegetables grown by the people of Hudao, chickens and ducks. Take a look, Are there any taboos?"

The chief's smile remained unchanged, and he took the menu: "Thank you, I'll take a look."

Doesn't seem to be affected by the imminent eating of radioactive local food.

If Jiang Xingxiu hadn't heard her heart beat so fast just now, he would have believed it.

The leaders of other countries present were also given menus one by one, and the smiles on their faces froze.

The Yuegen country in the dog days never confessed that there was such a thing before coming here!Had I known this, they would have brought their own onigiri/burgers!

But you can't refuse it clearly. Isn't this saying that you discriminate against the people of Hudao in public?

The reeling fish stuck its head out of Jiang Xingxiu's bag and whispered, "Sage Dragon, you can cut my flesh, and it will grow back tomorrow."

Jiang Xingxiu squeezed her fins, found a chance to go over, and whispered a few words in the chief's ear.The chief's smile was somewhat real.

"I don't have any taboos, thank you." The chief handed back the menu, "However, I'm used to adding a kind of meat to every dish. I'll send someone to bring it to you later. Sorry for the trouble."

He was so relaxed as if he didn't care what he was about to enter.

The leader of Yuegen State muttered inwardly, feeling that something was wrong.Even the Prime Minister of A Chou Country, when he heard that he was going to eat this, his expression was very wrong. It couldn't be that Shenzhou developed a special medicine, so he shouldn't be afraid of nuclear leaks, right?

There is no special medicine, but there is special meat.Not all tumors are cancers, but all cancers are tumors, and the meat of reeling fish is the cure.

Yuyu has no resistance to cutting meat. To be honest, she competed with other monsters in the mountain and sea world, and the meat torn off was much more than today's meal.

She was even very excited: "I really didn't expect my useless supernatural powers to be of help! I will come to humans in the future, how about selling meat? Xi said, human red paper is very valuable, I use it Is it okay to exchange a catty of meat for a piece of paper!"

The concept of monsters is different from that of people, just like people care about the humiliation of the crotch, but for monsters, drilling is just drilling, it is like drilling a hole.If you are ridden, you will be ridden, it's just a lot of meat on your back.

They cut their meat and sell it, which is equivalent to selling their own hair, which is more convenient than hair. If you cut it on the same day, it will grow back the next day.

The reeling fish bounced around on the spot: "In this way, if I cut three catties a day, I can exchange for three pieces of red paper. Can I buy human chickens? Then I can fly to the sky!"

Meat that can cure cancer...

The chief made a decisive decision: "If you sell it to the country, I will directly send you a private jet. This way, no one is afraid that someone will know the value of your meat and attack you."

When the time comes to sell the fake special medicine, well, the domestic cost price will be sold at the price that should be given to treat cancer abroad, and the money earned will be invested in medical research, striving to produce a real special medicine as soon as possible.

Oh, by the way, the price for Yuegen country is twice that of other countries :)