Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

"Old Jiang, believe it or not, I met Qinglong Shaoxia yesterday!"

Jiang Xingxiu had just taken a hot shower, and before he lay down on the soft bed, his deskmate excitedly tugged at him after returning from vacation: "You don't know how powerful Qinglong Shaoxia is, the place where I went with the anchor There are monsters, I was almost paralyzed, guess what?"

Jiang Xingxiu knew that his deskmate was exaggerating, those monsters couldn't possibly make him paralyzed.He smiled and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Young Xia Qinglong found that there were two weak, pitiful and helpless humans who had fallen into the monster's nest. A green dragon fell from the sky. At that moment, the dark mental hospital became magnificent. The chairs were arranged by themselves, and the walls were glued back by themselves. The messy magazines in the corner were stacked up in rows, the cobwebs on the refrigerator melted by themselves, the door creaked and slowly opened, and then the furniture lined up in two rows of honor guards to welcome Qinglong Shaoxia in."

Jiang Xingxiu: "..." Is there such a thing?

"However, Shaoxia doesn't have such a good temper. He didn't care about the flattery of those monsters, and said to me and the host: go. We followed him out, and my heart slowly changed from the beating at the beginning to the original. We are not afraid of a monster jumping out of the corner to eat us. When we got to the door, the young man let us go out first, then turned his back to the room, and said, "This is not an example". Handsome or not! You can say handsome or not !"

Jiang Xingxiu coughed, "Yeah, handsome, handsome."

"After Qinglong young hero sent us to a safe place, I was the one who made a decisive decision and invited the young hero to dinner. Don't say, I've been here for three or four years. Onmyoji has been promoted to the non-chief long ago. Seven or eight hundred blue talismans are only one SSR, the only European energy used today, Qinglong Shaoxia, who has never had too much involvement with the rescued people, actually agreed to have dinner with us! What a pity, I actually forgot to ask him to accept me as a only."

After finishing speaking, the tablemate smacked his lips unsatisfied, a little dry.Jiang Xingxiu handed over an unopened bottle of Assam milk tea.

After he gulped down several gulps, Jiang Xingxiu took out his mobile phone and held it up to the table with him.

"Huh? What?" The deskmate glanced over.

Xiao Qinglong grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth: "My Onmyoji account."

At the same table, I counted the number of SSR and SP on it, and my heart was so cold. "You European, get out!"

The little African chief who doesn't talk to Europeans was furious. When he came back from his evening self-study, Jiang Xingxiu brought him hot water in the pot, and the tablemate "reluctantly" reconciled with Jiang Xingxiu.

Before going to bed, Xiao Qinglong, who had already crawled into the quilt, poked his head out and rushed to his deskmate: "Actually, I feel that you should go to Dianjia to register an account. With your level, you might be able to become a master."

"Account number?" I didn't connect this statement with the previous blowouts, my deskmate was at a loss, and couldn't understand what Jiang Xingxiu wanted to say - could it be that there is a shortage of books recently?

Wuwu lived in the forest, and the tiger roared in the forest. He looked like a tiger, with hair two feet long and a tail one foot or eight feet long.

He really doesn't have the "stink" of cannibalism.

This mountain is steep and dangerous, and there is no way up the mountain. I heard that his subordinates have to go up the mountain, and they have to be carried up by ghosts.

Jiang Xingxiu was also standing at the foot of the mountain, and the ghost carried the sedan chair.It's true that he can fly, but since he's here to visit, just act like a guest.

The ghosts lined up on both sides. At the end of the road, Wuwu was lying on a flat stone, turning his face to look at Jiang Xingxiu.The tail patted the mountain wall repeatedly, "Qinglong? What are you doing here? There should be no discord between us?"

Jiang Xingxiu walked over, passing two rows of ghosts with blank eyes, her heart beating steadily.Standing at a distance of ten steps in front of Wuwu, he asked openly, "Do you plan to coexist peacefully with human beings?"

Wu Wu said "Oh?", and the tiger's tail was still casually slapping the rocks, "Do you want me to live in peace with humans?"

"Yes."

"Well, then I will destroy the world."

With strength in his limbs, Wuwu jumped up from the flat rock nimbly. Following his movements, the entire mountain forest moved. The lush trees were machine launchers, and the leaves were bullets.The fallen leaves under the trees form patches of rotting swamps.The fragrance of flowers is an ecstasy that seduces people, the green grass is a trap for stumbling people, and the vines swing like a big knife.

Don't complain, 梼杌, evil tree.

Qiongqi and Chaos had died unjustly before, but they were suppressed by the blood when they came up, and they couldn't exert their strength in their heyday at all.

However, without coercion, Wuwu is still not an opponent.

Xiao Qinglong didn't do anything, the plants had stored water, he just mobilized the water, and the forest became "quiet" again.

The way Wu Wu looked at him was different from before.

It was a look of prudence, astonishment, timidity and deeply hidden fear.

Just when you thought that the difference between the two of you was only three or five levels, and you could leapfrog and kill, you suddenly learned that, sorry, I missed a zero, and you were three or fifty levels behind, that psychological gap... I really want to give ten I had a tiger whip a second ago, and the tiger whip on my tail, don't get me wrong.

Jiang Xingxiu: "Earlier, a demon told me that Wu Wu has an unruly temperament, and he insisted on doing it against him. I thought that I would be an exception. It seems that I am self-righteous."

No, no, if you show your true strength, what is unruly and unruly, is life important?

Wu Wu is not stupid.It's not unbearable for him to get along with humans. He doesn't like cannibalism much, but his nature is to fight against other monsters. Hearing Jiang Xingxiu say that, he conditionedly refused.

Just like the other great sages who invited him to invade the human world, he also refused at that time.

"I am willing to get along with human beings in a friendly way." Zhu Wu said so.

"Very good." Jiang Xingxiu applauded meaningfully, "But, I don't trust you very much." With a touch of his hand, a house built by Long Yuan appeared on the open lot.

"You go in, I won't kill you, just sharpen your nature." Otherwise, if you accept it, it would be nice for the chief to tell him that the world is peaceful, and it would be absurd for him to turn around and cause chaos in the world.

The house is blue, and the light is restrained. If you look over it, you think it is a jade house in the mountain.

The demon was under the eaves, so he had to bow his head, and Wu Wu walked heavily, dragging his tail, and entered Bi's house, already giving up any hope of coming out again.

There is nothing in it, nothing to eat or drink, after all, Longyuan can provide basic nutrition.As soon as Zhu Wu found a place to lie down, the doors and windows were locked tightly, followed by a voice that came from nowhere and read to him: "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, Dedicated, honest and friendly.”

"Wealth and strength are the prosperity of the country and the strength of the people..."

"Democracy is the beautiful appeal of human society..."

"Civilization is an important sign of social progress..."

梼杌: "???" What the hell?

After reading a round, start reading from the beginning again.

Outside, Xiao Qinglong twirled a trick, the house shrunk to the size of a pebble, and stuck it on his thumb, like a small sticker that could be washed off with just water.

Shut it down for a month, and let Wu Wu listen to the 360-degree three-dimensional core values ​​without interruption for a month to see if there is any effect. If not, continue to shut down the small black room.Believe it or not, this cannot guarantee the safety of China.

What a wit he is!

Xiao Qinglong raised his mouth, feeling that he was not stable at all, so he suppressed it and looked at Gu Diao: "Let's go." He walked over very steadily, at a leisurely pace.

The tail swayed and swayed happily behind it, and when it swayed enough, it rolled up and unfolded again, rolled up again, and unfolded again.

Until the summer vacation came, Jiang Xingxiu did not find any trace of Taotie. He was not in a hurry and ran all over the world.

Start with a big-budget trip to Europe.

Another big-budget trip to Asia.

One last big-budget trip to another world.

Oh, I was wrong, this doesn't cost money, the mountain and sea world is at most to the extent of bartering.

Jiang Xingxiu took the Minister of State Security with him, calling it an inspection.

The chief wanted to go, but she, a leader, ran around casually and went to the monster's territory. This is irresponsible to Shenzhou. It is a pity that the minister of the Ministry of State Security went with a mobile phone with strong battery life and good camera performance.

Xiao Qinglong saw that he was a little nervous, and kindly comforted him: "Don't be afraid, those monsters have taken political classes, and they don't know how to beat people."

Minister of Homeland Security: "...politics class?"

"Yes. I found it, eight hours a day, and exams every seven days." The boy's voice was clear, as if he didn't know how terrible he had said.

The Minister of Homeland Security coughed lightly, "Well, that's very good. Let's start with politics first. If you can accept our politics, then half the battle will be achieved."

Xiao Qinglong nodded reservedly: "I think so too."

The space channel is opened in the place where the little demons have classes. They didn’t build a house, and they went to class directly in the bright field. The ghosts have fulfilled the brainwashing requirements and have returned to the original time ahead of time, so when the Minister of State Security came over, he saw only a group of monster.

Three hundred pairs of eyes stared at him, and he swallowed subconsciously in shock.

He wouldn't be afraid if they all had evil spirits, but all three hundred pairs of eyes were equally bright, brighter than a 1000W LED light.

Minister of State Security: ...Actually, he didn't come to inspect, but to be inspected, right?

After the two sides were stunned for a while, the Minister of Homeland Security spoke first: "Hey, hello, I..."

"Humans! Humans are here! Are we going to become Shanhai province!"

It was like opening a box of water, and the monsters "exploded".

"I want to play arcade, play Contra, left and right AABB! I'm sure I can pass the level with my life!"

"I want to eat fried chicken! Drink Coke!"

"What's delicious about chicken? If you want to eat it, you can eat the snacks in Shenzhou on the tip of your tongue! You need two eggs for pancakes and fruits! You need big lumps for pimple soup, which is good enough to chew! Hot and sour noodles, snail noodles, Guilin rice noodles! I want them all. !"

"I'm going to play! The racing car that Xi plays looks very fun! I heard from the teacher that the national package will be allocated to our car!"

Minister of Homeland Security: "..." Package distribution, that was decades ago.

Hearing the twittering in his ears, and seeing the yearning eyes of those monsters, the Minister of State Security realized that none of them came to ask Shenzhou if they would accept them.Looking sideways at the tall and straight young man standing there, he somehow understood in his heart that he didn't believe in Shenzhou too much, but believed in the Azure Dragon Mask too much.