I'm not the bunny monster you think

For the next two days, Ye Zhen would bring Shen Feng with him every time he read a book. After reading "Nie Hai Hua", he changed to another book. It was still a story about a scholar and a famous prostitute, which solidified the image of a veteran cadre of Mensao.

As for Shen Feng who sleeps every time he reads a book, he was evaluated as ignorant and incompetent.

……

Shen Feng didn't quite understand, what was Ye Zhen thinking about asking for knowledge from a rabbit?

The villa is a little far away from the company, so Ye Zhen took Shen Feng back to his apartment in the city center on Sunday night. Early the next morning, he added food and water to his small bowl, and left for work on time.

Not long after he went out, Shen Feng pretended to be playful and kicked over the surveillance camera on the table, took out a round hanging tag the size of a dime from under the flower pot on the balcony, held it in his mouth, and left the apartment with a bounce .

This hanging tag is the identity proof of the goblins, and all goblins who have legally become a goblin have it, and they must carry it with them.

The Goblin Management Bureau will conduct spot checks from time to time. If you don't bring it with you when you find it, you will be fined, and you will be criticized.

Usually goblins hide this thing in a pet name tag, but Ye Zhen didn't even give him a name, let alone a name tag, so he can only hide the tag under the flower pot first, and take it out when he wants to go out .

The community where Ye Zhen’s family is located is mostly rich second-generation or big bosses. At this time, few people go out to wander around. Shen Feng dodges a few morning joggers, rushes to the pet clinic in the community, and puts his tag Slap on the table.

"Chi Chi Chi!" Take something!

This pet clinic is converted from a garage. The front receives customers, with a half wall and a curtain in the middle, and the back is divided into two floors. The first floor treats pets, and the second floor houses veterinarians.

Shen Feng yelled again, and there was movement behind him.

The wooden stairs creaked a few times, the door curtain was lifted, and the veterinarian came out yawning, and pressed the fox ears on his forehead.

"What?"

"Chi Chi Chi!" Shen Feng had no choice but to repeat the reason for his visit, nuzzled the hang tag, and pushed it in front of the veterinarian.

The veterinarian opened one eye, took a look at the hanging tag, and said perfunctorily, "Wait."

After speaking, he closed his eyes again, turned around and walked back behind the curtain.

Shen Feng stared at the service evaluation on the counter, wanting to poke the "very dissatisfied" button to lower Mr. Veterinarian's service evaluation.

But after thinking about the difference in strength between the two sides, as well as his clothes and savings here, he still didn't dare to push it down.

In order to better manage the goblins, the Goblin Administration has set up offices in areas where goblins are concentrated, and this pet clinic is one of them, where goblins can handle most of their business, including storing items.

After Shen Feng moved here, he stored his clothes and some money here, and came to pick them up when he was about to go out, greatly reducing the risk of his identity being exposed.

It's just that the vixen in this office is too sloppy, every time he looks like he is not awake, and he always likes to scare him with evil spirits.

As a legal goblin, the first requirement to enter human society is to learn to absorb the evil spirit and disguise oneself as an ordinary human or animal.Under normal circumstances, the release of demon energy by goblins represents provocation.

The veterinarian is a fox, so naturally he has no reason to provoke Shen Feng, so what he expresses with his demonic aura is the meaning of intimidation—if you dare to give a bad review, I will beat you!

Cannibalism is forbidden within the goblins, but sparring is allowed, and injuries during sparring are not within the jurisdiction of the authority.

Under the threat of force, Shen Rabbit could only give Mr. Veterinarian a five-star praise in humiliation.

Coincidentally, at the same time he clicked the praise button, the veterinarian reappeared, holding a suitcase covered with carrot patterns in his hand, and threw it in front of him with a snap, "When you're done, throw it behind the counter, don't bother me to sleep .”

"……Oh."

Seeing the veterinarian yawning and returning to the curtain, Shen Feng felt that he must have lied.

This guy is definitely not a fox in his original form, he is more likely to be a pig or a sloth!

Back to the belly, Shen Feng quickly changed back to human form, put on his clothes and took the money, pressed the rabbit ears sticking out of his head and the rabbit tail behind his buttocks, and he was a young and handsome human boy again!

After tidying up the suitcase and putting it next to the counter, he walked out of the pet clinic lightly and went straight to the company.

He still remembers what happened last week!The red hair and the rookie, one to expose him and the other to scare him, neither of them can be let go!

Shen Feng deliberately went out early today, and he only arrived at the company at 07:30, earlier than most people.

The order of first come, first come is mostly based on seniority, newcomers who have just joined the company arrive first, and those with seniority will step on the spot based on their ability.

Several people had already come to the dance studio, and they were all surprised to see Shen Feng arriving so early.

"Morning, Brother Xiaofeng."

"Morning." Shen Feng said hello, turned his eyes around the dance room, but didn't see the person he was looking for, so he asked, "Where's Xiaobai?"

Xiao Bai was the newcomer who frightened him with a rabbit head last Friday. His full name was Bai Chun. He was white and stupid as his name suggests.

As soon as the words fell, a weak voice came from behind Shen Feng: "Brother Xiaofeng, are you looking for me?"

I just saw Ye Zhen yesterday, Bai Chun looks pretty good today, rosy, looks like a little girl in love.

Shen Feng's heart became more angry, but in the past two years in human society, although he didn't acquire much knowledge, he learned some skills in tearing hips.

All the white lotus flowers in the world are in the same pattern, pretending to be innocent and pitiful, to win the sympathy of passers-by, and to manipulate public opinion against people.

If he was really rough today, or just out of the sight of the onlookers, and Bai Chun put on a late-night face and sighed afterward, he would definitely be known as a bully of newcomers.

After a few thoughts in his mind, Shen Feng showed a harmless smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry about what happened yesterday. I was frightened at the time, and my words were a little aggressive. Don't take it to heart."

Bai Chun was always guarding against Shen Feng's violence, and was about to call for help loudly, but he got an apology when he didn't expect it, so he couldn't help being stunned, "Huh?"

"By the way, you take this." Shen Feng stuffed the shopping bag in his arms into his arms, "Didn't you say you were hungry last time? I bought you some snacks to satisfy your cravings, and I will treat it as an apology!"

Don't look at Shen Feng's usual good-natured appearance, but when it comes to pretending to be innocent, no one can compare to his naturally innocent face.

The swarthy eyes are staring at you without blinking, the eyelashes are long and thick, and a random curvature of the mouth is a pleasing smile, not to mention the dimple on the right cheek... the whole person is like a piece of fluffy cotton candy, Just looking at it makes me feel good.

That's why he said before that Bai Chun picked the wrong opponent.

After all, the innocent expression he pretended the day after tomorrow was no match for his innate advantages.

Bai Chun's face was slightly stiff, he didn't know which scene Shen Feng was playing, and he didn't respond while holding a bag of snacks.

Shen Feng was originally very popular, but now seeing him apologize to Bai Chun, the trainees beside him immediately began to discuss in a low voice.

"I've heard that Brother Xiaofeng has a soft temper. I still don't believe it. I never thought he would apologize to the newcomer..."

"What! You didn't come last time, so I don't know. Brother Xiaofeng was scared to death with his rabbit's head two days ago. Before he could even apologize, he turned around and bought food for this white-eyed wolf. I can't even see it." Go down, okay!"

"Brother Xiaofeng used to step on the spot. Today, in order to deliver something to him, he deliberately moved half an hour earlier. What air is he putting on!"

"Come on, Shen Feng is really apologizing to him? Don't ask for those snacks from the teacher."

These words reminded Bai Chun.

At that time, he used Shen Feng's money to buy a bunch of heavy-flavored snacks, just to destroy the vocal practice of other trainees and arouse their anger towards Shen Feng.

If the snacks that Shen Feng bought were the same as the one he bought last time, it was intentional revenge, then if he shouted it out now, Shen Feng's good-tempered reputation would be over.

Thinking of this, Bai Chun's eyes lit up, and he immediately went to look in the shopping bag, but found a pile of dried meat, chocolate and lollipops, and there were no snacks that would affect his throat at all.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, without waiting for his reaction, Shen Feng whispered on the top of his head: "Don't worry, brother Xiaofeng has been around longer than you, and knows what to eat and what not to eat. These snacks will not affect your voice."

The eyes of the trainees watching suddenly changed, the face of the person who questioned Shen Feng earlier turned red, and he lowered his head and dared not speak out.

Someone gave an exaggerated 'yo', and said with a half-smile: "Brother Bai, what are you looking for?"

There are also those with a more straightforward temper, who directly open their mouths to mock: "Is he as bad-hearted as Brother Xiaofeng?"

Belly sinister heart of a gentleman.

Bai Chun's face turned green and pale, he already knew that Shen Feng was playing tricks on him, to let others think that he was a villain with sinister thoughts, and cut off the possibility of him developing contacts.

hateful!

But he still can't turn his back on Shen Feng.

These people are sneering at him now, but there is no evidence that he deliberately targeted Shen Feng, after all, they just talk about it, and he can't lose a piece of meat.

As long as he doesn't cause trouble in the future, after a while, someone will forget this and accept his overtures.At that time, he still has the opportunity to win over these people, but the time is delayed a little.

On the other hand, if he immediately quarreled with Shen Feng, in the current situation, the best result would be to hang out with that guy with red hair.

Hongmao is too easy to get emotional. He was a good friend who joined the company in the same batch as Shen Feng before, but he can turn around and spread rumors for 50 yuan in a blink of an eye. Obviously, he is not a good candidate for alliance.

What's more, when I met Mr. Ye before, he just said a word, and Hongmao called him a duck. He couldn't stand this kind of guy.

After thinking clearly about the key in just a few seconds, Bai Chun suppressed the gloom in his throat and forced a stiff smile, "Of course I don't worry about the food that Brother Xiaofeng gave you. I just heard that I was so happy to eat and wanted to eat something Quench your hunger."

"..." Hearing this, the expressions of the onlookers suddenly became strange.

Not to mention them, Shen Feng even made him hesitate for a while, his brows were raised, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

This guy really accepted his apology!

Is this face thicker than the ancient city wall?

But after reading two books with Ye Zhen, Shen Feng is still a little different.

"That's good!" After a brief pause, he smiled relievedly, then took out a lollipop from the bag, tore open the package, and stuffed it into Bai Chun's mouth, "Try this, I specially asked a friend to bring a lollipop." The net red candy that came back is said to be very delicious!"

His movements were so fast that Bai Chun only saw a black shadow covered in a layer of transparent icing passing by, and he tasted a faint sweetness in his mouth.

Black-hearted candy...the plum in the middle?

Before he had time to think about it, he seized this opportunity to show his favor, wrapped the sugar on one side with his tongue, looked seriously into Shen Feng's eyes, nodded and said: "It's really delicious. Thank you Brother Xiaofeng!"

However, seeing that he didn't put the candy in the mouth, Shen Feng's smile became a little weird for no reason.

If I want to talk about it specifically, it is probably the feeling of secretly holding back my laughter when I see myself succeeding in a prank.

Shen Feng coughed lightly, straightened his face, held back his smile, and said: "That's good, I'm afraid that you, like me, won't dare to eat when you see the pattern on it."

"...How could it be? As long as Brother Xiaofeng gives it to me, I dare to eat it."

Bai Chun felt that something was wrong, but he still persisted in not taking out the candy to see what happened, expressing his trust in spite of his words.

A greedy person next to him said, "What kind of candy? I want to eat it too!"

"This is for Xiaobai. If you want to eat it, buy it yourself." Shen Feng smiled and replied, "Insect lollipop, just search for the name."

"..."

insect?

Bai Chun's face turned green, coupled with the smirk that hadn't been put away, it was ridiculous no matter how you looked at it.

After a while, he took out the lollipop in his mouth with a sullen face, and found that it was actually a living stink bug wrapped in transparent icing—commonly known as a stinkbug.

"……vomit."

His stomach twitched reflexively, he no longer cared about maintaining the false brotherhood with Shen Feng, turned around and rushed out of the dance studio!

The trainee who asked for candy froze in place with a dazed expression on his face, while the group of people behind him laughed and laughed.

"Hurry up and buy it hahahaha..."

"I'll just say it! The clay figurine is still a bit angry, Brother Xiaofeng is not soft dough, you can be bullied casually!"

"Hahaha... Who came up with Xiaofeng's idea? Seeing that Bai's face is so green, it can be used as a playground!"

"...Brother Xiaofeng, isn't that really a bug?"

Finally achieved the result he wanted, Shen Feng only felt refreshed all over his body, and grinned when he heard this, "How is it possible? They were all painted on. Several of them were painted with crabs and shrimps. Who knew that he was so unlucky that he just got a stink bug?"

The trainees gave thumbs up one after another to express their admiration.

"Then Brother Xiaofeng pretended to apologize to him and deliberately tricked him into eating candy?"

Shen Feng generously admitted, "Although I was indeed too excited that day, it is true that he scared me with the rabbit's head. Of course I have to teach him a lesson. Otherwise, if everyone comes out like this in the future, can I still be good? training?"

They didn't deny the apology, nor did they deny the prank. As for what the truth is, let them guess for themselves.

After all, Bai Chun made a mistake first, and he took it for granted. It was just a petty revenge. Even if someone thought it was inappropriate to do so, could he still be blamed for seeking justice for himself?

Don't say he didn't give Bai Chun a chance.

Bai Chun plotted against him for no reason, so why should he trust him again and again, obediently stand and be beaten?

That's not his way of life.

Since it is doomed not to be kind, let's just put on that layer of hypocrisy and let everyone speak according to their abilities!

In front of so many people, not only taught Bai Chun a lesson, but also prevented him from distorting the facts, Shen Feng can be regarded as a complete victory this time.

It can be seen that the gossip news is not useless, at least he learned from books about doing bad things openly.

Books are the ladder of goblin progress, right!