I'm not the bunny monster you think

The commotion came so suddenly that Shen Feng didn't realize what he was doing, so he sprinkled all the precious seeds of the little white rabbit on the blanket.

Ah...comfortable.

After being released, Shen Feng collapsed as if he lost his strength, his rabbit ears were limply attached to the side of his head, his limbs stretched out comfortably, and one of his paws poked Ye Zhen next to him, causing the other party to look over.

Stared at by those quiet eyes, Shen Feng suddenly felt as if he had done something extraordinary.

……

After a while, his sanity finally returned to the cage, and he realized what he had just done, and the whole rabbit froze immediately.

God, what did he just do!

This is the blanket that Ye Zhen used to cover his face during his lunch break!

He did this to the blanket wow!

This is the rhythm of being arrested for sterilization!

Getting a blanket dirty isn't the worst thing about it.What's even more desperate is that adult rabbits don't come into love once or twice.

At least five times.

Think about it, a blanket covered with rabbits and so on covered Ye Zhen's face...

Hmm...very tempting, I have to say.

... Hey, no.Why is he so excited at this time?

The second restlessness was still fierce, Shen Feng silently wrapped his claws around the blanket to block the gradually spreading fishy smell, the red on his face almost penetrated the snow-white fur.

Ye Zhen saw the little blanket bulging and bulging before, and thought it was Bai Tuanzi playing by himself, but he never imagined that he would actually release his nature in the little blanket on his lunch break. I'm tired of playing, and I don't care too much.

Soon, all the itinerary was confirmed. Ye Zhen finished the last request, paused, and asked, "I remember, the housekeeper raised a rabbit a few years ago?"

This question has nothing to do with work, but the female assistant answered immediately without any hesitation: "Yes. I still have him, and I often go out for a walk with his old man."

Ye Zhen nodded, and then ordered: "Let him come to the study to find me later."

Just as he was talking, he suddenly smelled an unusual smell, Ye Zhen couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look to the side.

Although there are subtle differences, as a normal man, he knows exactly what it smells like.

But...he only used that blanket a few hours ago, and now this Baituanzi is using it as a female rabbit?

The blanket has been wrapped into a ball, but the frequency of the ball's struggle can still be vaguely seen.

Inexplicably, Ye Zhen felt that the drumming motion of the blanket seemed to rub against his face, and his expression suddenly became a little weird.

He wasn't angry.

He knew a little bit about the physiology of rabbits, and he understood that it was because he accidentally touched a place that shouldn't have caused this situation.

It's just that there are two big living people sitting next to it. This rabbit dares to do things while wrapped in a blanket. Isn't it a little too courageous?

The female assistant followed his gaze and quickly understood what was going on.Anyway, she is a person who has seen the world, the female assistant's expression remains unchanged, and she is immersed in sorting out the itinerary that has just been confirmed.

There was a moment of silence in the carriage.

The self-control of Shen Feng in the original form is obviously not as good as that of the human form. Even though he felt the unusual atmosphere in the carriage, he still couldn't resist the male rabbit's instinct, so he continued his actions and quickly completed the fifth release.

The blanket under his body was wet a lot, it was all the essence released by him, some of it was still stuck on his own hair, it was very sticky and uncomfortable.

But Shen Feng didn't dare to move at all.

After releasing it five times, reason finally overcame the animal instinct, but his intuition told him that Ye Zhen was staring at him, and the female assistant next to him was pretending to be working, but she was still glancing at him from the corner of her eye.

All faces are lost.

In the blanket, Shen Feng hugged his head resignedly, covered his eyes with his long ears, trying to escape this cruel reality.

Ye Zhen thoughtfully did not expose him, and when he arrived at the villa, he asked the female assistant to get out of the car first, and stayed in the car for a while, then held back a smile and poked Tuanzi, who was pretending to be dead, "If you don't come out, it will be long later." On this blanket."

"..."

Fuck his sweetness!

The shame and indignation that Shen Feng had finally relieved surged into his heart again, but in the end it was because he was afraid that he would really stick to the blanket, and it would be even more embarrassing, so he could only reluctantly arch the blanket and get out from inside.

Holding someone else's blanket and doing something bad, Shen Rabbit was so guilty that he didn't dare to put on airs of the rabbit master anymore, and after he came out, he obediently rubbed Ye Zhen's palm to admit his mistake.

Even if Ye Zhen didn't understand the rabbit's body language, he understood that he was apologizing, so he smiled lightly and said, "Okay, I forgive you."

He didn't dislike it either, he reached out and grabbed the dumpling in his palm, and led him out of the car.

Passing through the lush garden, the housekeeper had already been waiting at the bottom of the porch, holding a roll of hot towels in his hand. Seeing Ye Zhen approaching, he reached out to take the rabbit in his hand.

Ye Zhen gave way, "I'll do it. You teach."

The housekeeper can only pass the hot towel over.

Rabbits are not suitable for bathing, and they are easy to catch cold and die-except for fertile ones, but humans don't know it.

Ordinary rabbits will clean their hair by themselves, so there is no need for the owner to worry about it, but Ye Zhen can't see it being sloppy, and it's not good to leave these things on his belly, so he plans to wipe him with a hot towel.

But Shen Feng was not happy anymore, and kept hiding.

The servants around here, asking him to spread his legs here and let Ye Zhen wipe his ass, is simply a public execution!

Fortunately, Ye Zhen didn't completely treat him as a pet. Seeing that he was not happy, he thought about it and asked the servants around him to go down, leaving only the butler.

The butler is here to guide the work and cannot leave.

Clearly aware of this, Shen Feng slowed down his struggles, and heard Ye Zhen say: "You were not shy when you were in the car."

"..." Can this matter be turned over again!

Fortunately, Shen Feng himself is also a good rabbit who loves cleanliness, and the smell still lingers on his body, which will only remind him of the embarrassment just now.

Therefore, even if he was so ashamed that he wanted to die with Ye Zhen, he held back and did not move, allowing Ye Zhen to help him clean up bit by bit under the guidance of the old housekeeper.

Soon, all the foreign objects on Shen Feng's body were cleaned up, and there was another fresh and fluffy white dumpling.

However, just when he thought the matter was over and was happily playing with a second-hand straw toy, Ye Zhen said again: "It seems to be in estrus, how to deal with this situation?"

"..."

The old housekeeper sincerely suggested: "Buy him a rabbit doll, just dig a hole under it."

dig a hole...

Shen Feng paused, rolled off the grass ball with a thud, and fell head and foot to the corner of the wall. Looking at the two people discussing seriously, he silently turned his face away and rolled himself into a rabbit ball.

Ye Zhen noticed the white ball in the corner, picked up the grass ball with one hand, picked up the heavy rabbit with the other hand, rubbed it, flattened him, put him on the grass ball, and just held the grass ball for him to play with.

At the same time, he did not forget to ask about body language: "What does stomping mean?"

"Angry." The old housekeeper paused, and then said: "Maybe a male rabbit stomping may be in heat."

This answer was similar to Ye Zhen's expectation. He nodded, poked at Bai Tuanzi, who was becoming more and more unlovable, and asked some things that usually need attention.

The old butler finally said: "I'll bring you a cage later? Male rabbits will urinate everywhere during estrus, so I'm afraid they will dirty your room."

"..."

After talking for a long time, and finally returning to this topic, Shen Rabbit no longer had the strength to be ashamed, so he moved his feet listlessly and protested weakly.

He is not the kind of ordinary rabbit who defecates everywhere!

Ye Zhen remembered that stamping his feet meant he was angry, so he looked at Shen Feng thoughtfully, and rejected the housekeeper's proposal.

"What happened at night was an accident, so don't prepare a cage yet."

Just after he finished speaking, he felt the back of his hand being rubbed by something wet and soft. When he looked down, he saw Bai Tuanzi rubbing his mouth against him.

"This is to express my gratitude to you." The old butler translated at the right time.

Ye Zhen nodded Shen Rabbit's head when he heard the words, "Thank you so much, don't treat my sleeping blanket as a female rabbit next time."

"..." Which pot is not open and which pot to lift!

Shen Rabbit stomped hard, jumped off his hand, and got angry again.

--

After supper, Ye Zhen went to the study to pick out a book to read as usual.

Shen Feng lay at his feet, staring at the pink plush rabbit in front of him for a while, his mind was full of the words "dig a hole" from the old housekeeper, and the top of his forehead was full of resentment.

Kicking the doll away in disgust, he raised his eyelids and found nothing interesting after looking around. In a blink of an eye, he saw Ye Zhen concentrating on reading, so he stared at the book in his hand.

It was written in beige, with three large characters neatly listed on the right——

What sea flower?

The illiterate rabbit who has never read a book does not know the first word, but this does not hinder his enthusiasm for books at all.Jumping onto Ye Zhen's thigh, Shen Fengwo watched along with him in his arms.

"It's said that Mrs. Zhang was sleeping, and suddenly she heard a loud call from the boat behind to stop the ship, yelling that the aunt's boat has disappeared..."

Looking at ten lines at a glance, Shen Feng summed up the content in one sentence: his concubine eloped with a wild man, and after marriage, Xiao wanted the neighbor next door, and even hooked up with the wild man's colleague.

Ha, Ye Zhen has a rich heart.

Looking up at Ye Zhen's expression, it was a solemn and serious face, he only glanced at him when he looked up, and stroked his head.

... No, how could you not be ashamed to read this kind of book in front of a pure little white rabbit?

Shen Feng originally thought that he was too embarrassing tonight, but at this moment he consciously grasped Ye Zhen's flaws, and he felt inexplicably balanced in his heart.

It is said that Ye Zhen is a dignified and self-sufficient old cadre, but in private, don't you read this eclectic miscellaneous book?The two of them are very different, so don't make fun of each other.

Ye Zhen didn't know how the rabbit in his arms slandered him, seeing him reading a book and looking at himself, for some reason, he thought of teaching him.

"Do you want to read a book?" he asked.

Shen Feng moved his ears, the meaning was almost the same as nodding.

Leaving aside that he really wanted to learn something, now that he has seized on Ye Zhen, he must know what the book is called.

Ye Zhen's brows and eyes were gentle, and he nodded his head, looking a little happy, "Okay. I'll read it to you."

As he spoke, he closed the book and pointed to the three big characters to identify the cover for Bai Tuanzi: "This is "Nie Hai Hua", a full-length condemnation novel from the Qing Dynasty."

"..." Shen Feng flicked the rabbit's tail happily.

Who are you kidding? !He has seen his aunt!

Ye Zhen has no awareness of teaching children from literacy at all, and it is rare for someone to accompany him to study, and he doesn't know how to accommodate, and he completely follows his own pace.

He continued: "It talks about the experiences of Suzhou No. 30 Scholar Jin Zhen and famous courtesan Fu Caiyun. It is a metaphor for the historical changes of Chinese social, political and cultural life from the early years of Tongzhi to the [-] years of the Sino-Japanese War."

Shen Feng extracted the key point according to his own wishes: famous prostitutes.

look!It's still a little yellow book.

Ye Zhen didn't understand Shen Rabbit's sinister intentions to drag him into the water at all, and continued to read the text, "After Jiangshan sings, the elves cry, and the soul of the Central Plains is broken! Jindian talented people, Pingkang Jiali..."

But with Shen Feng's level of education, let him read this kind of controversial novel, and he can see the word absurd, and he can't understand any deep metaphors or thinking at all.

One person and one rabbit just read the book for an hour in such a nonsensical manner, Shen Feng only felt that his ears were full of gossip news, which was more chaotic than the current entertainment industry.

Boring, too boring.

Turning over to see Ye Zhen's focused expression, Shen Feng suddenly had some understanding.

He can be so serious in watching a collection of lace news, is rich and spends an hour reading every morning and evening, no wonder he is the CEO, and he can only be a silly and cute pet.

This is really, people are more popular than people.

It doesn't matter if you have no culture, if you don't have culture and don't want to make progress, then there is really no cure.He doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking now, Ye Zhen is still willing to teach him, isn't this a good time to study?

This thought turned around in Shen Feng's mind, he turned over again, and listened carefully to Ye Zhen reading to him with a sinking heart.

Lace news is just lace news, study with Ye Zhen for a period of time, sooner or later he will also make a fortune.

But for a rabbit demon who has never been in contact with formal education, it is a bit difficult to ponder a novel that is still controversial in the academic circle.

So Ye Zhen finished reading the current chapter, looked down, and saw the little white ball on his lap snoring, already fast asleep.

--

When going to bed at night, Ye Zhen ordered Shen Feng's grass nest to be placed in his bedroom, preparing him to sleep with him.

Shen Feng was awakened by this commotion, taking advantage of the gap between Ye Zhen's bath, bouncing around in the room, and quickly figured out all the exits, so that he could sneak away at any time in the future.

Regardless of his current situation, it is not ruled out that one day he will be lucky enough to be photographed by the director and go out to shoot a short film on the weekend.

Heh heh heh... After he made his official debut and had no worries about food and clothing, he kicked Ye Zhen, a sightless shit-shoveler, and moved to the staff dormitory!

Heh heh heh... When he becomes popular in the future and becomes the company's first brother, buy him a truckload of blankets, whichever one he likes to wrap in!Let's see who dares to laugh at him!

Hum hum……

Shen Feng stood on the window sill and looked forward to the future, the more he thought about it, the more complacent he became, he couldn't help shaking his feet, his long ears swayed on his head, and swayed with his body.

Before he finished chatting, Ye Zhen had already taken a bath, wrapped himself in a bathrobe and walked out, and saw the twitching white ball on the window sill at a glance.

"..." Rabies?

Shen Feng was immersed in his own world at the moment, and when the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, Ye Zhen had already connected the family doctor.

"Can you cure rabbits?"

"..."

So in the middle of the night, there was chaos.

Like humans, rabbits do not carry rabies vaccine themselves. After a doctor's examination, Shen Rabbit didn't even have an old scar on his body, eliminating the suspicion of rabies.

The old housekeeper sent the doctor away. Seeing that Ye Zhen still seemed a little puzzled, he guessed, "Maybe he's just dancing. Just like a child, he moves his hands and feet when he's having fun."

"..." Ye Zhen stood at the door of the room, looked at Bai Tuanzi who had returned to normal, and said in silence for a while: "The dance is normal."

Businessmen always leave three points behind when speaking, and the "average" in Ye Zhen's mouth is already extremely rude.

Shen Rabbit with excellent hearing moved his ears, and angrily gnawed a mouthful of clover grass.

Judging his actions by human standards is embarrassing his little white rabbit!

……

Shen Rabbit's first night in the villa passed like this. Although the process was a bit difficult, the ending was quite satisfactory.

——Ye Zhen didn't mention the sterilization of him after all.