[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

The old housekeeper is not surprised, his eyes are very kind, with the light of nostalgia

Bruce frowned and counted the baby items—the cot and the stroller were both bulky, and although the diapers were light, they took up the most space.

However, in fact, the most "big items" are not the seemingly most conspicuous cots and strollers. In fact, when Xiao Qiao received the goods the next day, what was shocked was the amount of liquid milk - a newborn's day The number of breastfeeding is as many as 8-12 times, and a new bottle must be opened each time.

This liquid milk was discovered by Damian. It is the same as the nutrient solution produced by the Bat Group. It is individually packaged, clean and hygienic, and easy to operate. Even the pacifier is sterilized and disposable.He once again laughed at Superman who only knew how to buy milk powder.

I don't understand the preliminary research, ha ha ha.

As for the price of liquid milk?Apparently, no one in the family factored price into their decision...

Of course, the number of breastfeeding newborns is also found by Tim - Tim said that as long as he is given enough time, it is not a problem to master all parenting knowledge.

However, the high-spirited Tim Drake aka Red Robin didn't realize at all that babies are not assembly line products, and parenting is not crime rate statistics. There is a standard of completion... Can the theory succeed in practice? It depends on the mood of the baby...

These are all later stories.

The mood of the family tonight is still alternating between bewildered and excited, occasionally switching between self-doubt and bursting with confidence.

Bruce knew he wouldn't be able to sleep tonight, no matter how confused he was... In fact, there was still a feeling of happiness as a base.This happiness was especially warm and obvious when he returned to the Batcave again and saw the baby's sleeping face, which could not be ignored.

After Bruce proposed that everyone else should go back to rest and he would be on duty tonight to guard the baby, he received unanimous denial.

None, including Barbara, wanted to go home.

"No... I really want to be here, the baby is so cute."

She gently pulled the baby's little hand, then quickly retracted it, and then looked eager to try again, struggling between the two thoughts of "I really want to touch it" and "Will it break it?"

Barbara's compliment came from the heart.But actually... newborn babies are pretty ugly.However, it may be because of the addition of a fatherly filter—Bruce has become more and more aware that his children are so beautiful!

But in terms of the thickest beauty filter added, if Ah Fu claims to be the second, no one would dare to be the first—look at this small nose, it is pointed and straight, it must have inherited Bruce!Look at the forehead again, isn't it exactly the same as the ancestors in the row of portraits in the Wayne family?

In the clinic, Dr. Mason simply wiped the baby, and it seemed less sticky.

The whole family was paying attention to the baby, when a hand was hesitantly stretched out towards the baby's little face—it was Barbara.

"She fell into a deep sleep, so I..."

The baby is so small, wrapped in swaddling clothes, that he can't even tell if his chest rises or falls.Barbara really wanted to know if the baby was still breathing!

"No..." The baby's heartbeat could be heard clearly in Clark's ears, and Barbara's reaction made him dumbfounded, "Of course the baby is still alive..."

This is the feeling that Superman doesn't understand, not to mention Barbara, even Bruce wanted to sniff the child just now!

He just didn't have time to reach out.

"Well, I will always listen to the child's heartbeat - whenever, wherever, until you are relieved, okay?"

Clark's assurance finally gave the detectives peace of mind.

Now it’s time to change the diapers—considering that the baby already has a slight diaper rash, and the baby’s skin is so delicate, if it weren’t for the fear that the short time interval would disturb the baby’s sleep, Ah Fu would like to change it every half an hour.

The Bat Group was ready again—including the old housekeeper, staring at the baby's swaddling clothes seriously.

No one can guarantee that there will be surprises waiting for them below.

Dick wanted to volunteer—he had been the most attentive listener at the clinic just now.However, Bruce is very self-conscious as an old father.

"Let me do it?"

Having fought with crocodiles, penguins, etc. in the sewer pipe, the dark knight said that even if there is shit in the diaper, he has dealt with more disgusting situations than this.

He was just in the middle of unswaddling, when he suddenly remembered what Dr. Mason told him, if the baby poops, he needs to wash it every time, wipe it dry after washing, and apply nappy cream if he has diaper rash, etc.

The question is how to wash?

Is that why the baby box comes with so many towels?

Due to limited conditions in the clinic, Dr. Mason just wiped with the wet wipes at hand, which of course did not satisfy Bruce's concept of "cleaning up".

The so-called ability to make and use tools is the fundamental difference between humans and animals, especially when it comes to caring for babies.Following the guiding ideology of finding the most perfect tool, Bruce's line of sight, after searching around the Batcave, naturally fell on the operation table for repairing and maintaining the universal belt.

The bat group without superpowers has walked Gotham for many years, relying on wisdom, technology and willpower, and these small belts are the culmination of technology and wisdom.

If you want Batman to rank the trusted objects around him, I am afraid that the "universal belt" will be ranked in front of "Superman" with an overwhelming advantage-the reason is very simple, because the universal belt can hold kryptonite!

For such an important "belt comrade", the aseptic maintenance and lubricating cleaning of its delicate organs are all completed on this operating table.Therefore, this operating table is also quite high-end. The washer and the lighting source are all at hand, so you can take it at any time...

And this console can also be raised and lowered!

The world's number one detective, with first-class associative ability, so without further ado, Bruce carried the baby to the place where he usually arranges the universal belt!

The problem is that Fu and the other Robins think the idea couldn't be better...

So Clark just watched this sacred operating table that was forbidden by Damian even when Xiao Qiao came to visit, and it became the baby's diaper changing table...

And the high-power lighting is also pulled over, facing the baby's pp, so that it is convenient to see if the red butt has worsened.

Perhaps it is actually an honor to be treated like a universal belt? !

Clark wanted to ask if he was the only normal person with normal thinking in the Batcave now! ! !

However, maybe Bruce was too slow to change the diaper, and the baby inevitably urinated before putting on the diaper... just, on Bruce's bat logo

#In human history, the first person to pee on the Batman logo#

The Robins really want to laugh!But they held back!

Ah Fu is not surprised, his eyes are very loving, with a light of nostalgia——

"Ah, this reminds me of when you were a little baby," Alfred said to Bruce. "At that time, Master Thomas changed your diaper, and you peed in your own mouth."

#男宝宝宝定的direction can be very...unexpected#

The Robins say this really isn't a conversation they should be hearing!

——Holding back the laughter is really hard work!

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At this time, in another part of Gotham City, Dr. Evelyn Mason was driving her own car through Gotham City in the middle of the night, on the way back to the small apartment.

After seeing off the most unexpected clients, Batman and others, she immediately took off her white coat and changed into casual clothes, locked the clinic, and drove back to her small apartment to catch up on sleep.

She really never imagined that when she was about to get home, she turned a corner, raised her head unconsciously, and saw a figure with black cloak and pointed ears walking between buildings not far away...

In the middle of the night in Gotham, seeing Batman is not a strange thing, but for Evelyn tonight, it made her directly angry and came to a sudden stop——

The brakes slammed, tearing through the quiet night.Then, she honked the horn vigorously, even jumped out of the car, and yelled in the direction where Batman disappeared just now—

"Hey! Batman! Don't go!"

We all know that Batman will stop for the cry for help, but will he return for the question?

Evelyn checked this time—it will.

The Dark Knight landed not far from the side of the road where she parked in the blink of an eye, hiding in the darkness of the deserted street.

"Speak." The other party's cold electronic voice came faintly.

Evelyn crossed her arms without showing any weakness, "Where's the baby, Batman?" She asked seriously, "Is anyone watching her at the moment?"

"God, is fighting criminals more important than your newborn baby?! You are a father!"

Evelyn really doesn't understand, is Batman so socially responsible that he can leave his newborn baby behind and run out to continue maintaining law and order?

"Baby?"

The other party's bewildered look made her teeth itch even more angrily, hehe, man, Batman is not immune either.

"Yes, your baby!"

The Dark Knight's next question left Evelyn at a loss as to how to properly express her outrage.

"What's the date today?"

what? !

Evelyn looked at her watch subconsciously, preparing to get the exact date and time, but when she looked up again, the other party disappeared...

The baby has met this kind of father... Should she call the child protection agency and report Batman!

It wasn't until Evelyn got back into the car and put on her seat belt that it suddenly occurred to Evelyn that the uniform of the guy who just flew away seemed... a little different?

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