[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Not only very organized and disciplined for survival in the wilderness, but also very aggressive.

Hal Jordan aka The Bravest Green Lantern (self-proclaimed), just feels more wronged now than when he was mistaken for an Earth female by that three-eyed alien.

The aborigines on Harpas planet who had hundreds of mouths would feel that they didn't have enough mouths in Hal's current situation.

Of course, if Kong Kenan was here, he would use a Chinese four-character idiom to successfully summarize Hal's complex metaphor-this is indisputable...

Hal swears that he really checked it... He didn't bring any suspicious virus with him, and anyone who wants to deceive anyone should go and kiss the little blue people of OA!

God, in order not to cause trouble for Bruce, so as to get a "look of disapproval", before reaching the solar system, Hal even risked dying in the universe, and used up the little battery left in the ring Come to "self-filtering" again.

Q: When is Batman the scariest?

A: It's not when he gives the task, nor when he lectures in the communicator...but when he is quiet...

In this way, the Dark Knight is also similar to the baby's habits to a certain extent - when they are the quietest, they must be playing demons...

Hal shook his head, trying to drive away his imaginative analogy, his hands still raised in the air in vain, thinking about whether to hide behind Baby Helena...

Batman (squints, stares - mask doesn't show expression)

Pure and harmless casual Green Lantern (swallow, wink - doggy watery innocent face)

The countdown of a few seconds came to an end quickly. In the quiet main operation room of the watchtower, only Oliver Queen's whispered inventory and the rustling of two old fathers' "Daddy bags" were left. rustle.

"Well - 72 hours, that is, three days, diapers are definitely not enough, this is a trivial matter, any absorbent fabric in the watchtower can be used as a diaper..."

I saw Green Arrow taking off his blindfold (in a fully enclosed watchtower where bacteria can't get in or out, it's not necessary to use a mask to protect a secret identity), the blond man sat on the floor on the climbing mat, and brought Bruce and him After the mommy bag that arrived was emptied, she collected all the food, toys and diapers of the two babies, and quickly made an emergency plan.

——Not only very organized and disciplined to survive in the wilderness, but also very aggressive.

The two babies didn't know the crisis that was waiting for them ahead. The blond little dumpling crawled awkwardly to his father and sat in a round one. He watched Oliver curiously as he was counting the liquid milk and food supplement jars, thinking that his father was talking to him. play games.

The younger Helena also needs longer sleep time. At this time, she has started to feel sleepy again. Her little hands are smearing her face from time to time, and she falls sideways from the sitting position, humming and turning from side to side Turn over.

Accidentally turned into a belly-down position, stomping on his fleshy calves, looked up at the adults who didn't know what they were doing, and then lowered their heads, digging at the patterns on the climbing mat with their little fingers.

——As long as there is daddy, the two little babies naturally think that everything is still safe.

It's useless to let Hal continue to think about it now. Bruce has always been a pragmatist. When he really encounters trouble, he will devote all his energy to thinking about countermeasures, and has no interest in blaming others and shirking responsibility.

So Hal, amidst all kinds of self-blame, stared blankly at Batman who thought he would "teach him a lesson" took off his hood, with a very calm expression, bent down to pick up Baby Helena, turned around and started to read the screen Intrusion virus analysis data on...

No one complained about him... Hal was suddenly not used to it (?!)

Oliver also completed the inventory and food planning at this time, frowned and looked up, and said to Bruce who was holding the child in front of the operating table and analyzing the data with one hand, "Milk is definitely not enough-but don't blame yourself too much, Bruce... Even you couldn't have thought of putting powdered milk in the watchtower in advance."

Adults naturally don’t need to worry about their diet—the watchtower’s various emergency plans are fully prepared, and nervous as Bruce is, it must be planned into every sip of drinking water.

The baby's perception is amazing. In order not to let the baby feel the pressure, Oliver lowered his head and squeezed his son's little hand, playing simple games with him.

"Connor is more than 8 months old, and now he can eat more types of complementary food, while Helena is only 6 months old, so, all these milks are reserved for her...it can last a long time."

Oliver pinched his beard and suddenly thought of something.

"Does Barry like to eat baby food lately? With his habit, there might be enough food in the watchtower Flash's room to satisfy two babies for three days!"

Hal, who was about to starve two innocent babies because of his behavior, and was about to be buried with self-blame, suddenly opened his eyes wide, and had hope! ?

——This is... Greedy Flash saving my dog's life?

"I'll go, I'll go!" Hal doggedly took on the task of searching Barry's food stock.

He ran into the old buddy's room in the watchtower like the wind, and suddenly found a small mountain of superhero image supplementary food in the private refrigerator!

After Hal ran back excitedly to report the good news, he found that the dark knight's lips were still tightly pressed, still facing down...

"Complementary food" is called "complementary food" because they are only a supplementary food. For babies under one year old, milk must still be the staple food.

Oliver gave up all his son's milk rations to Helena, which was actually the result of choosing the lesser of two evils...

Perhaps seeing his own neinei lined up in a row, the little blond boy happily clapped his hands, stretched out his hand in the direction of the small liquid milk bottle, and made a grabbing state in the air. Then, his little furry head turned to his father.

"Ah, ah, ah—"

Oliver picked up an empty baby bottle and was about to give water...

Fuck, Connor's big innocent eyes made Hal feel so sad...

With Helena who was about to fall asleep lying on his shoulders, Bruce watched everything in front of him quietly.

Let another innocent baby make a sacrifice? ? ?

How could it be something Batman would do? !

"No," Bruce said softly, "Connor has to drink too."

"We won't be short of milk in the Watchtower, Oliver."

If there is difficulty, of course it is necessary to hard anus.If hard anal doesn't work once, then twice!

They are currently in the most advanced space station on Earth, which is equipped with a Kryptonian laboratory that exceeds the technology of today's Earth for centuries...

Various laboratories and infirmaries carried by watchtowers in Earth orbit.Not only can it independently complete the task of dissecting and analyzing alien monsters, but it can also provide the first round of the most critical life support for superheroes of various physiques.

In such a high-tech environment, stumped by mere baby formula?

If you say it, it will become a joke in the universe!

Handing over to Hal the task of putting Helena to sleep (well... let Green Lantern have a taste of this sour taste) Bruce calls up the formula of common baby formula on the market on the big screen.

Looking at the combination of these common foods and nutritional elements, the corners of Batman's mouth curled up slightly—hehe, it's too untechnical.

- If Tony Stark could knock armor in a cave in the Middle East.

——Then of course Bruce Wayne can also make milk powder in space!

At 72 hours, Batman, who returned to the earth from the watchtower quarantine and held the baby, directly sent a formula to Tim Drake, who was deeply in the hobby of making money-the space milk powder of the Wayne mother and baby brand can be launched.

Of course, these are all things to say, and Tim, who is still in Stark Tower, has not received the milk formula.

Together with other Zhenglian members, on the encrypted communicator, the first thing he received was the notice that the watchtower had entered a 72-hour closed quarantine...

As the former Robin & the current Red Robin, Tim has his own logic of action. Even though Mrs. Shiva has personally taught him stick skills, no matter what happens, he must first think carefully before acting. This is what Tim has always reminded himself of.

——Just like now, Tim, who doesn't have any "personal heroism" insists, thinks that when Lex Luthor is involved in an incident, it is no longer suitable for him to fight alone.

Even if he wasn't independent enough, the first action on Tim's mind right now was to notify Bruce himself in good time.

However, at this juncture, Bruce, who "coincidentally" was on duty, "coincidentally" was isolated in the watchtower...

Looking at Luthor's familiar arrogant expression in front of him...

"what have you done?"

Luthor didn't answer Tim directly, and turned to Doctor Strange, "I've been paying attention to your little activities, and you think you've done a good job of keeping things secret, but...you can blame Tony Stark for his high profile all the time. Bar."

He chuckled, "When Iron Man suddenly becomes low-key and sneaky, it will attract more attention."

"Yes, the blockade of the watchtower is my work." Luthor nodded to Tim who had been staring at him suspiciously, "In order to buy three days for my own five-dimensional journey, a few The satellite interference of [-] million yuan is the most cost-effective payment I have made this year."

Tim felt that he didn't need to ask "You know who I am" at all... The other party seemed to know his identity as the Red Robin just like Doctor Strange and his team.

This is actually not surprising, he has always been aware of his identity being exposed, and even reasoned reasonably, he is actually the easiest to break through in the family.

However, for Lex Luthor, the discovery of Red Robin's true identity has become less attractive than the "fifth dimension" that he accidentally learned.

"Five Dimensions"...

But something even more alluring than Kryptonian technology.

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Although it has become Bruce's habit to monitor his adopted son from time to time, as long as he is still in the watchtower and can take a minute to check the location today, he will find that Tim has been positioned in Stark Tower for an abnormally long time.

But Bruce didn't have the time or the energy...

At this time, in space, in low-Earth orbit, three muscular men were getting wet in the bathroom of the watchtower.

Don't be crooked.

Because baby Helena is sick...