[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Do you want to be the first choice if you don’t want to be an option?

For a superhero organization like the Justice League, which is one of the best in the world, open and transparent external management and public relations must be achieved, otherwise the United Nations and the governments of various countries will be the first to be unhappy.

In addition, considering that the group of people gathered by Zhenglian has amazing fighting power and many of them are quite irritable, then, in daily work, it is also necessary to implement the spirit of equal cooperation and a flat management model internally.

For example, on duty, from the Big Three, Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, down to the young rookies who have just joined, they must take turns according to the intelligent sorting of the database, and none of them can escape.

It's a mission that's hard to describe—either it's boring enough to count the stars of the universe through a skylight, or it's exciting enough to face the first wave of alien invaders.It is an all-round test of personal quality.

However, there is no suspense for the "three major disasters on duty" recognized by all Zhenglian members-together with Batman, alien invasion, and encountering teammates who returned from missions in the universe.

Everyone understands the first two items. The former makes you feel nervous, sweaty palms, and life is worse than death during the whole shift; the latter...?To be honest, if you had to choose between "fighting aliens" and "on duty with Batman", most of them would fight aliens.

Can an adult have no choice and no choice at all?

As for the third item, the environment of the universe has always been changeable and complex. If a certain creature that belongs to the earth goes to another continent or ocean with a different environment, it can become an invasive alien species that disrupts the ecological balance. Then an unknown universe Biological organisms, even a small microbe, may bring disaster to the earth.

Therefore, the watchtower serves as the first line of defense and filter for the earth, and all superheroes returning from space missions have to go through the inspection of the Justice League watchtower and thoroughly clean it down to the hair—even Captain Marvel next door Can't escape.

This not only means a complicated and rigid inspection process, but also means that once any suspicious bacteria are found, for the safety of the entire earth and all mankind, according to the pre-set agreement, no one has the authority to modify, the entire observation The tower was completely sealed off and isolated—for 72 hours.

Compared with these three major disasters, the refrigerators in the space station that were swept away by the Flash are nothing.

Green Arrow Oliver Queen thought that he might have been too smooth recently, and God decided to give him some trouble. He was honored to experience two of the three major bad lucks on duty today.

After Didi's abnormal alarm, a green figure appeared outside the huge skylight--Batman, who has always shown little emotion, didn't make a sound, but Oliver couldn't help sighing directly after seeing who was coming.

Green Lantern - Hal Jordan - returns from a mission in an unknown part of the universe.

The alliance communicator of the two also rang, "Open the door, I'm going to starve to death." Hal's tired voice came, "If my ring and lamp stove were not out of power, I would rather eat my own food. What the ring turned out!"

Originally, the safest approach was to let Oliver take the two babies back to Earth first, and then put Hal in to "filter"—otherwise, if there was an emergency, the two children would be trapped in the watchtower with them for 72 hours.

Oliver nodded to Bruce. Just as he picked up the two children, Hal's voice came next, which directly disrupted Bruce's plan...

"Is it you, Bruce? I remember that you should be on duty today," Hal's voice was calm, but the content could not make people calm at all...

"I swear I don't have a virus, I'm probably going to be facing cosmic rays in five seconds."

FXXK...

Looking at the two innocent babies having fun on the play mat, Bruce swears inside.

The Green Lantern guy is charging at this speed of life and death every time, and he will always run out of power at the most critical moment in his daily life!As puzzling as The Flash, the fastest man on Earth who is late every day!

He couldn’t just watch his teammates die in the universe, Bruce had no choice but to slap the button to open the cabin with a dark face, let Green Lantern into the disinfection cabin, and quickly calculated in his heart whether the baby food he brought this time would be enough for the children to eat for 72 hours ...

In order to facilitate mission briefings in emergency situations, the disinfection cabin and the main operating room of the watchtower also have real-time communication functions, but today Bruce really wants to tear down this video communication, because Hal, who is so talkative, has always used this real-time communication as a chat tool.

"Bruce? Oliver? Wow I'm so happy to meet you! You don't know that I haven't seen a living person in weeks—well, that's not accurate, I haven't seen a human from Earth."

The smiling Hal said that after seeing strange aliens for a long time, he felt that the black Batman with a hood looked pretty!

Batman, who was always worried about little Helena and little Connor while waiting for the results of the screening test, didn't want to talk to Hal; Oliver was also very worried about the two babies, but Hal, the guardian of the universe who was being sterilized, couldn't think about it. It was not easy, so he was the only one who offered friendly condolences to Hal through the intercom system.

Hal was answering Oliver's question, while looking at the screen with his head, his eyes lit up, and his big face was close to the screen in front of Bruce, "Wow! Who did I see? Come on, Helena, to Uncle Hal Kiss one!"

She didn't know if Baby Helena could understand these words, and she ignored Uncle Hal, but turned over on the crawling mat intently, lying on her stomach, watching little brother Connor playing with cardboard boxes.

"You're absent from work and bringing your baby!" Hal nodded, and looked at the dark knight who exudes the "no strangers" temperament all over his body with teasing eyes, "playdate? Not bad..."

Bruce still ignored him, just focused on the preliminary report issued by the filtering system.

Oliver suddenly became nervous.

"Shhh - playdate is a bad phrase. Bruce will get annoyed."

So, don't ask, asking is playmeeting.

Hal shrugged, "When will Batman not be upset about alliance affairs?"

Just like now, Hal didn't find Bruce a little more irritable-that's because he was already irritable to the extreme.

Of course in Bruce's status, it's other people who get upset about him—it's a full circle.

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After getting along for a certain period of time, the two babies began to get acquainted. When they were put together, they would mumble "Ya Ya Ya" to each other. They didn't know whether the baby language had grammatical rules, so the two children could not communicate smoothly.

At least Baby Helena hugged and gnawed happily on Connor's face.

But Little Connor was not happy, and crawled away with his ass sticking out—Little Helena, who couldn't crawl, couldn't catch up.

She was not irritable either, she grabbed her feet and continued to chew.

The two little dolls also had friendly and fruitful consultations on how to throw toys farther, and finally formed a strategic alliance.

As Hal promised, and to everyone's relief—there's no suspicious virus or bacteria or any other messy creature, hitching a ride with Green Lantern.

Hal thus avoided the fate of being made into a watch by Bruce.

After taking a shower in the lounge, the fragrant pilot wore a white T-shirt with a small JL logo on it, and wandered leisurely into the main operating room.

Oliver really admires Hal sometimes - he never seems to pick up Bruce's upset signals, or doesn't he care?

After all, this is the person who can say "who the hell is Bruce Wayne" when meeting Batman for the first time...

"I can finally have a vacation!" Hal whistled.

Becoming a Green Lantern may seem enviable, but it is a more difficult job than 996-and there is no overtime pay.

The two little balls sitting on the climbing mat made Hal dizzy from the cuteness.

"Oh, come on, little ones, let Uncle Hal hug you!" He kissed each other, left and right.

Connor was frightened by the strange uncle, and he grinned and was about to cry; Helena, who was still in the oral stage and hadn't started to recognize her, hugged the strange uncle's face and gnawed Hal's chin.

"Woo——" Hal rescued his chin, which was already covered with saliva, and he scratched Baby Helena's fleshy little neck, making her giggle, "Oliver, you guys are real childhood sweethearts It's related, right?"

Then he yelled to the stern Batman's back, "Hey, Bruce, it's like you and Zatanna!"

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Hal's words made Bruce agitated, and he snapped the console button in his hand - at least 1000 million dollars in maintenance fees were gone.

Thinking of his relationship with Zatanna...

From the girl who tried to make him happy with magic after the death of her parents back then, to her current teammate, Zatanna is certainly one of the few good things in Bruce's life...

However... As for the delicate question of whether there is spark between the two...

If you say no, you'd be lying to yourself.

All kinds of chances and coincidences made the two of them only able to maintain the current "ambiguous" relationship in the eyes of others.

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But his own daughter and Oliver's son? !

An inappropriate thought bubbled up:

My niece is not a candidate for the little blond boy!

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Another, more inappropriate thought followed:

Do you want to be the first choice if you don’t want to be an option?

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That's not OK!

This made Bruce couldn't help but think... the lovely baby girl in front of me will always become someone else's baby in the future...

In her eyes, the first person will no longer be her father...

What kind of fatalism, what kind of impermanence all hit Bruce, and he couldn't help feeling sad from it!

There was a bang sound that the button was broken just now, and Oliver heard it too... Looking at the dark back of Batman's anger that was almost materialized, Oliver suddenly didn't know how to feel when he looked at his innocent son who knew nothing about it up...

He could only stare at Hal Jordan with his death gaze—who made you talk nonsense!

At this time, the deafening siren sounded suddenly, interrupting the different thoughts of the three people present.

"Dip-dip-dip-invasion warning, the watchtower will be closed in three seconds and enter 72-hour quarantine."

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Hal looked confused, almost put down the baby and raised his hands, "I swear it's not me!"