[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Party A's father is right in everything he says.

If Kong Kenan, a Chinese superman, were to record Baby Helena's first party in his life, he would start with "In this autumn day when the fruits are fragrant..."

No one knows why Kong Kenan must describe the weather in the first sentence.

Kong Kenan said that this is the habit of China.You can see that the school leaders are all talking like this.

——Kong Kenan still wants to know if this is the child's "hundred-day banquet"?

But according to the journalistic style of the award-winning journalist Clark Kent, the first sentence should be "According to the Daily Planet, on XX, local time, Helena Wayne, who turned 0 years old, died in Wayne, Gotham. The mansion garden received the guests in a friendly manner..."

Come on, Connen and Clark are gone, no one will report on this make-up baby shower for baby Helena, unless they are waiting to be beaten by the Robins on tour.

According to the plan of the party planning company hired by Ah Fu with a high salary, the home of the babyshower is arranged in the garden of Wayne Mansion - this is an open-air party, which can not only get close to nature, but more importantly, it can let the party planner and arrange personnel , and the secrets that the guests keep away from the underground of the mansion.

Regarding the theme of the party, when the planners asked for their preferences, Mr. De Bruce answered that Afu was troubled-this is really not the field that a former British agent who has been on the battlefield is good at.

The pink little princess seems a little too tacky, which doesn't fit the style of Brucey's baby, who is always leading the fashion trend; the white little angel?Feels like a concept that grandparents' generation would love...

If Mrs. Martha and Lord Thomas were there, they would have liked the subject.

Oh, by the way, Captain America should like it too.

In addition, it seems that baby Helena has no love for pink, but instead stares at toys with high color contrast - Robin's uniform is red and green, with a high contrast, Jason keeps saying that this is why the baby actually likes Damian s reason……

Tim said studies have shown that the degree to which babies' vision develops dictates that they are more interested in strong colors.

In this case, in order to protect the eyes of the straight male guests, Afu and Bruce only mentioned the requirement not to use pink for the party planner, and the others are optional.

This kind of casualness does not mean that the Wayne family has neglected the children in the slightest, but that each member of the family has a double identity, and each member is too busy to touch the ground.

And, in straight man's logic, hiring a full party planner means they've outsourced the task of party planning at a premium.As for the so-called outsourcing, if you still need to worry about it yourself?Then the original intention of outsourcing is completely lost.

As for the straight men who have this idea, why don't they all take it off?That's because there are always moms, girlfriends, wives worrying about them.

——But Bruce doesn't have this luxury for the time being.

Therefore, when he came to the party scene in the garden of the mansion wearing the usual playboy smile that day, seeing these suffocating arrangements, the "playboy smile" was almost replaced with "batman doesn't agree." eyes".

Party theme and it ended up being rainbow unicorns.

Bruce: "..."

Afu: "..."

When Bruce sees the bewildered expression of Clark Kent — aka Superman — holding a unicorn balloon, he wants to talk to the party planner.

He also invited many colleagues from the Justice League. After imagining what a group of superheroes would look like under the rainbow unicorn style... Bruce covered his face.

Obviously looking for the planning company with the highest fee in the industry in Gotham, why is the finished product so horrifying?

Bruce decides to give the blame to the Riddler - the Riddler who was stalking Gotham a while ago, taking up time he could have spent planning parties for his precious girl.

The Dark Knight regretted it very much at this time, he still played the Riddler too lightly.

The chief planner who was too busy wiping sweat at the party scene was also wronged. This is currently the most popular party planning solution in the industry, and it is the only one. Customer-customized service, we use the most popular and advanced elements, etc. wait……

Bruce looked at the white "diaper cake" with a sad face-of course it was not real diapers, but the cream on the cake was piled up into the shape of diapers.

Clarke complimented mildly that it was really quite creative.

But this is Superman, and Superman is super friendly with everything.

But when Clark saw the configuration of opened clean diapers as a tray + chocolates on another long table, his gentle smile couldn't hold back anymore.

Superman: "...I guess this way of using chocolate to simulate excrement... is to give guests a fun way to feel and understand the hardships of new parents... right?"

Bruce: "..."

This consolation is very careless at first glance, but at least Superman tried his best.

So the reporter Superman has such a high EQ?Bruce found himself always underestimating Clark in some way...

Martian Manhunter, whose appearance has been transformed into a black policeman, is more direct and pragmatic. He looked at these incredible designs and expressed his sincere doubts, "The thinking of people on Earth always confuses me."

The chief planner of the party danced and introduced, saying that the diaper chocolate is also part of the party game, which can increase the participation of guests.

Wait a minute, game?part?What game? !

No, Master Planner, we're not going to have a game at this party - we're not going to have a bottle-drinking competition!

Let the superheroes in life drink water from bottles...

Bruce knew his no-nonsense Batman persona was going to crumble after this party.

However, the planning teacher who has been repeatedly questioned and denied may be more wronged than Bruce himself - there is nowhere to vent all the ideas... No, it has to be plural, ideas.

But Bruce Wayne is Party A's father, and Party A's father is right in everything he says.

Bruce was very tired. He invited these companions who saved the earth to the children's party. First, considering that Helena would definitely come into contact with them due to his relationship in the future, he might as well introduce them formally from the beginning; This gives you Chaoying who have a secret identity a chance to relax like ordinary people.

If you are lucky, you can find a partner and solve the problem of being single.

So this party planning really doesn't qualify.fire fire fire!Stop cooperating!

However, Barry Allen, who was holding a diaper and eating chocolate with relish, looked surprised, why, I think it is very creative, seeing that this diaper can still wipe his mouth after eating...

Bruce: "..."

Clark: "..."

Martian Manhunter: "?"

As the fastest man in the world, Barry was the first to arrive, and he said he had set off as late as possible.Then came Clark and the Martian Manhunter. People who can fly are always more convenient in transportation.

Barry, who loves plaid shirts like the IT men in Silicon Valley, of course insisted on his usual plaid shirt + T-shirt combination today.

It is said that he and Iris have a "man-made" plan?

Bruce wanted them to hurry up - Helena needed playmates in the circle, otherwise she would have no one to tell even the little secrets involving her parents in the future.

——The old father has begun to worry about the social life of the child.

——It made him think about whether the maternity leave of the Justice League was not well planned?

Wait, Bruce stroked his chin and counted the time.

Barry, you said that you have been preparing for pregnancy for half a year, why haven't you prepared yet?

Are you not good?Is it because the radiation of watchtowers in the universe is too high?Do you need to reduce your duty time?

——Today's Batman is still conscientiously considering the happiness of his teammates' families.

Barry dropped the half-eaten chocolate and turned away angrily, leaving Bruce with nothing to talk to.

The author has something to say:

*The garbage author will open a question and answer tomorrow, and today I rushed to open the question report at the last moment, and I can't add more_(:з」∠)_, so I can't finish writing the content of this party for the time being, I'm very sorry o(╥﹏╥)o

*The most sculpted character in this article should be Kong Kenan