[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Look at the welcoming procession, the little girl is actually quite happy!

The passage of time inside the temple is different from the outside. When the newly formed unstable future squad is conducting heavy trilateral talks, only a few minutes have passed outside the temple.

The Wayne mansion on the outskirts of Gotham welcomed Clark to send off his children. The welcome lineup was quite grand. First of all, the old father Bruce, who was standing C in front of the sculpture in the flower garden of the mansion, had a dark face. Those who were not familiar with him might think It's Arkham being jailbroken again.

No, even Superman, who is familiar with Batman, thought it was Arkham who had escaped from prison again - the expression at the moment was obviously Bruce's "Arkham escaped" face.

Then there were Tim and Jason on both sides. Clark found that since he had Helena, Jason's time to go back to the mansion had increased geometrically-this made him not used to it at first.

He still hasn't figured out how to get along with the new "Jason" who calls himself the red hood—he's no longer the little Robin who pretended to be cool when he saw Superman's bright eyes.

When he found that Bruce was not used to it, his mind became a little more balanced.

The foster father and son are now trying to get to know and understand each other again -- which is a good thing, of course.Clark could see that the two of them were working hard quietly, and of course they still gave each other bad faces on the surface.

Behind the welcome camp are Dick and Damian who are still staring at the tablet discussing the disappearance of Helena. Dick is still wearing a police uniform. He should have rushed back from Bludhaven after Helena disappeared. It's hard to guess; Damian's expression is focused, and he feels like he has to take the lead to solve the case by himself, maybe because he feels that these adults are unreliable.

——Well, but having said that, when did this kid think that anyone could be relied on?

Behind the men of the Wayne family, a few steps away, at the main entrance of the mansion building, is the old butler Alfred standing upright with his hands behind his back. He is not only the guard of the mansion, but also the guide of the family.

Before landing slowly, Clark looked at baby Helena who was concentrating on sucking her hands in her arms—well... it should be said that she was concentrating on swallowing her fists.

A whole small fist was stuffed into her mouth persistently in different directions. Of course, it was impossible to stuff it into her small mouth, but she still stuffed it seriously, sizzling.

Clark understood that he was worrying too much. Look at the welcoming team, this little girl is actually quite happy!

If only he could take out his phone and take a picture for Green Arrow to see—whoever said Bruce doesn't like taking care of children anymore, if he wants to see it, this is an overworked old father.

Clark felt that maybe he should distract himself and sympathize with the fake Batman who kidnapped Helena...

Baby Helena was found missing in the afternoon of the same day, and was soon found by Iron Man, and sent to the Fulian Building. After leaving a smelly souvenir for the Fulian Building, she was immediately taken back to Gotham by Superman.

The whole process takes only a few hours.

Clark was not surprised that the baby in his arms was snatched by Bruce as soon as his feet touched the ground—of course, it was a kind of imperceptible restrained anxiety. With this level of flexibility, Clark suspected that Bruce had been hiding in receptions for many years. Made by the ladies of Gotham.

"She's fine, I checked..."

Although he said so, Clark still smiled helplessly. According to the customary practice of the Bruce family, no one would listen to him anyway-the baby will definitely not escape after a detailed inspection.

However, Bruce's expression made Clark suddenly swallow the joke on his lips-this is an expression... exactly the same as that of an ordinary father of any country and race on earth.

It is the relief after worry and anxiety, the joy after regaining something lost, and more gratitude and determination.

——This kind of expression has been seen many times during his many years of fire fighting and disaster relief, when he took out children and returned them to their parents, and every time it touched the softest part of his heart.

Family, family... all kinds of good things are his deepest bond and favorite part on this blue planet.

As a father and a son as well, he feels that way.

—God, he missed Martha and Jonathan too.

They all say that after they have a child, they especially don't want to see other babies suffer. Of course, Clark is not exempt from this rule.Therefore, what caused him the most pain was not that he failed to solve any cosmic enemies, but that his action was too late after a disaster, and the young lives he hadn't had time to save.

—and the ailments in the world that he could do nothing about as a Superman.

So Clark didn't say anything, just reached out and patted Bruce on the shoulder.

After a brief gaffe, Bruce regained his usual calm and seriousness, and handed over the child in his arms to her favorite Jason.

At least the child is still young, and the two-month-old baby should not have the shadow of lack of security because of this short-term forced to leave home.

She still looked so sunny and cute, grinning at everyone who reached out to hug her—the baby's smile was the most contagious, making Jason almost lose his expression.

God!How can there be such a cute thing in the world!

Next, Bruce routinely expressed his gratitude, while Clark routinely waved his hand and said it didn't matter-this process should go or have to go.

Then Clark looked up at the soon-to-be dark sky.

In the evening, it was time for Batman and Robin to start work.

But Bruce's next words turned Clark's leisurely expression into stunned and surprised.

"No night patrol today."

"Huh? What?" Clark thought he heard it wrong, "Today, no night patrol?"

He repeated it redundantly, as if to confirm whether the word night watch was preceded by a negative word.

"Batwoman is here to help today. We won't be going out today without major incidents. If you can help in the meantime, I'd be very grateful."

Bruce said briefly, and then looked like he didn't intend to say more.

when. .Of course. .without. .ask. .question. .

Clark nodded dumbly.

Looking at baby Helena who was playing with Jason's finger again, he couldn't help feeling infinitely emotional.

It turns out that there is really something in this world that can make Batman give up the night watch! ! !

No, what's even more frightening is... Bruce would actually entrust the Superman of the Metropolis to help maintain the law and order of Gotham at night? !

Who am I Where am I What's wrong with this world...

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If it is said that the Batman's attitude towards this impostor who kidnapped the baby was only "condemnation and hatred", "investigation and arrest" and then "following legal procedures", then, after this tormenting night, Damian It means that it must be raised to the level of "get rid of it and make it fast", and it should be paired with an action of wiping the neck.

Jason said Damian, you think too much, why don't you use bullets, how fast.

This change in attitude is because the baby, after returning home, suddenly!become!special!Difficult to coax! ! !

After Clark left, the family checked the baby and fed it. Helena has always been a child with a regular schedule, feeding and sleeping on a regular basis.

She is taken care of by two artificial intelligence nannies, except that she can't wait to cry when she is breastfeeding, and she is occasionally clingy when she is put to sleep...

but!Seems like since this day trip!Don't know what happened!

Helena began to be able to completely distinguish who is a real person and who is a robot? !

—and reject the care of Iron Nanny and Super Nanny!

Jason's reasonable analysis is because Tony Stark took off his armor in front of the baby, which made the child deeply understand the difference between a real person and a machine...

On the night when the child came back, the family had a good division of labor. Some people investigated and analyzed the counterfeit goods that stole the baby, some coordinated with Batgirl remotely, and some stayed with the baby.

In the end, the child just cried and couldn't sleep. He cried so much that even Barbara on the other end of the communicator said that he couldn't listen anymore.

Today's Helena not only wants a hug from her father, but also a song from Brother Jason!

Can't change anyone!

Children don't have a choice either!Kids want it all too! ! !

I don't know who the super nanny is!I cried when I saw it!

The family is very helpless... Helena is like some kind of high-end robot detector, the super nanny will cry as soon as she gets close, as if it is poisonous...

Alright then hug and sleep!Anyway, for Batman and Robin, the weight of a baby is almost the same as nothing!

It is true that it can be coaxed to sleep, but!

Every time Bruce tried to put her on the bed after she fell asleep, he failed!

Batman's hands are super steady, and he can defuse bombs without any problem, but Helena still cries when she touches the bed...

Maybe the bed is poisonous too. . . .

After hugging and releasing more than a dozen times, even the core muscles supported by Bruce's eight-pack abs can't stand it anymore.

Bruce felt that his old waist, which was broken by Bain, was about to be broken again by his daughter. . . .

And Jason, who sang lullabies until he had no love in his life, dared not even change his tune.

After being resurrected from the dead, Jason thought that his ability to resist setbacks was very good, but after a dozen hopeful letting go, he woke up... He deeply doubted his life.

In a trance, he thought of Sisyphus in the myth, pushing a huge stone that could never reach the top of the mountain...

In the middle, Tim crackled a query, saying that eye contact can cause adrenaline secretion, so Jason and Bruce immediately closed their eyes.

So the picture changed to two men coaxing the baby with their eyes closed, and they had to quietly lower their heads to see if they were asleep in the middle. They opened their eyes a little, and when they found each other, they quickly closed them!

This reminded Jason of Medusa who would be petrified at a glance...

Bleak and desolate.

According to parenting books, the baby's nerves are not fully developed, so they do not have the ability to fall asleep on their own. After that, they differentiated into the intimate parenting group that supports sleeping and the sleep training group that puts the baby to cry.

Damian favors the latter, that's how he was raised, and there are not a few parents in the United States who practice cry immunity and Farber law.

Immune to crying?Farber law?

Coaxing the baby until the restless Jason just wanted to jump.

Damian, try saying that word again?

Let's go downstairs to the bat cave to practice and see if you can cry immune!

Damian sneered, it might be you who is immune, Todd!

Red Hood and Robin nearly fight again over a sleeping dispute.

The author has something to say:

*There are too many paradoxes in traveling through time and space. Just one "Pre-Destination" and "Hot Tub Time Machine" made me confused. I also brushed up various theories on Zhihu, and I couldn't even understand it. I deeply realized it When I don’t have enough IQ, let’s just leave it at that. The way of traveling through time and space in this article is the private design of the garbage author. There is no high-level logic, and it is completely for the plot.

*The main line is that the older generation finds a way to resolve the crisis of Brainiac in advance, and throws up a bento box, which is just a taste adjustment.

*After being reminded by the little angel in the comment area, I know that the stool test cannot be used on diapers!grateful!I asked the experienced people around me, the hospital put it in a bottle!

bottle. . .son. . .Probably for sealing. . .Keep fresh. . .

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