[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

A scientific research dog + figurine madman?

Timothy: "..."

How is this good?

What can be said about the future is secondary... It doesn't matter if Iron Man knows.But the question is, how to avoid revealing Bruce's true identity in the process of narrating the complicated information in the future...

Timothy has a headache.

I don't even know where to start...

Because, when Brainiac invaded... Bruce Wayne, the real Batman, had been dead for five years.

——This is also the prelude before all the chaos begins.

"I……"

Tony Stark waved his hand, interrupting Timothy's hesitation, "You don't need to tell me how you got on this path," he snorted, "I already guessed it."

Timothy: "???"

Mr. Stark, what did you guess?I haven't said a word yet!

Tony Stark: "It must be Batman who has taken a fancy to your aptitude. In order to satisfy him, Bruce encouraged you to put on this cape."

—— Become a dark knight, walk between life and death every day, and burn your life for the security of Gotham.

Tony Stark regretted this very much, what a wonderful child he was!The future is boundless, you must know that there are not many young people who are down-to-earth and hard-working these days, but they are led astray by Batman!

Doctor Strange couldn't help interjecting, "You've been giving away Spider-Man gear too, Tony..."

Iron Man felt wronged!How can these two things be compared together?Abducting a good boy to be Batman's successor is of course completely different than his taking care of Peter! ! !

Doctor Strange: It doesn't seem to be particularly different...

Timothy: "...uh..."

Sent to Batman as an apprentice by Bruce...

Wow……

Timothy couldn't help feeling that he hadn't thought of such a "tactful" statement in a short time!

Mr. Stark's service is so considerate, did you even find a way to excuse him?

Mr. Stark, you are big-eyed and you are right in everything you say.

"...cough, in short," Timothy pulled the topic back with difficulty, and faced Doctor Strange's calm long face and quietly fluttering cloak—it's always easy to get off topic when facing Mr. Stark .

"It can be said that he came here for you and Superman, but in his eyes, the rest of us, including the earth, are insignificant low-level civilizations in the vast universe, like ants."

"...When you grab two of them as specimens," Timothy paused, "you don't care if you destroy the entire ant colony."

He turned to Mr. Stark, "Your Hulk briefly caught his eye, but...uh..."

Timothy thought about what kind of narrative method should be adopted in order to continue to maintain the seriousness of the atmosphere of the conversation, so as not to be changed by the next sentence.

"... Brainiac thinks Hulk is too ugly to be studied."

Tony:  …

Doctor Strange: ...

So Brainiac is a face dog.

"Cough...it's not important," Timothy regained his expression, "Bryniac has seen many mutant creatures and creatures with special functions in the universe, so apart from Kryptonians, our native creatures on Earth, including mutants No one interested him. Only magic, which was relatively unfamiliar. Brainiac deconstructed Superman and Doctor Strange."

Deconstruction?What humanities term is this?

"Yes, in all the languages ​​of the earth, there is no word that can... accurately describe what Brainiac did. This is the name given by our rebels themselves."

——More detailed than anatomy, down to the atomic state, and then analysis of various dimensions... Finally, the doctor and Superman were put together and put in the showcase...

It sounds... quite weird.But neither Tony nor Stephen will be frightened. Tony just glanced at Doctor Strange teasingly, and Stephen just shrugged frankly about his future as a specimen—the spiritual magic cloak also made a The action of spreading hands.

"He's a cosmic enemy," Timothy continued. "There's a lot of technology we don't understand. In addition to abilities beyond our understanding at the time, Brainiac is something we've never encountered before." An enemy who has no... motives and concepts to what we do, for whom everything is research, everything is knowledge, everything is collection."

"Several of his mechanical arms are directly connected to the brain, and at the same time, there are several mechanical interfaces or sensing front ends on the top of his head - it is convenient for him to absorb and encode every destroyed civilization. For him, knowledge is like food."

robotic arm?So he is a tentacle type?

No wonder Sodark is an enemy of your Justice League.

Tony automatically ignored Doctor Strange's attraction to Brainiac.

"He also shrunk down New York, Metropolis, Gotham, London, Shanghai, and several other cities on Earth, and put them into... uh... something like a Christmas snow globe - put them on his spaceship showcase."

What is this...not just a tentacle dog, but also a scientific research dog + figurine madman?

Tim: ...

Mr. Stark, your analogy is very accurate.

This metaphor also caused Timothy to be in a trance for a moment.

——20 years later, Tony Stark made the same analogy before going to the battlefield...

"Brainiac's behavior is not difficult to understand-you don't have to understand him, why should you understand?" Tony shrugged, leaned back in his chair, stared at the ceiling, and said leisurely.

——Have you read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? The reason why the earth was destroyed was because of demolition and road repair.

Timothy: ...

I have seen it, but his acceptance of similar incredible literary creations really happened to him is not as good as Tony Stark.

Then Timothy, briefly and objectively, told Tony about the heroic and unprepared first battle ahead.

There is no way, someone must rush up to stop the Brainiac spacecraft from destroying the earth.These heroes all understand that their role is equivalent to death squads.

Earth failed, and Brainiac successfully took away Superman, Doctor Strange, and his favorite specimen city, leaving Earth riddled with holes—literally.Because he poached these cities alive.

Soon, the second battle broke out, and they lost heroes such as Xiao Qiao and Connor, Professor X and Magneto...

The Green Lantern Corps was wiped out by Brainiac's regiment long before Earth's atmosphere.

Simultaneously with the second wave of attack, Captain America and 20-year-old Helena sneaked into Brainiac's spaceship, why only mention them two?Because Natasha Romanoff, Jason and Barbara, who were traveling together, all died on the way.

Timothy himself was pushed to Bruce's former position by everyone at that time-the commander in chief behind the scenes.But he felt that he was not even a tenth of Bruce's.

The tone of the man in the black cloak in front of him was very restrained and straightforward, but Stephen could still hear the suppressed tremor in the words.

"In the end we won," the man paused. "The price was heavy, but we won."

If Timothy summed up the reasons for the failure, both the Justice League and the Avengers were severely consumed by the war inside the earth before the disaster.And Brainiac's attack was too sudden, too late to prepare.

In 20 years, the earth's technology has not yet reached the cosmic level, leaving too little time for the earth.

Things are interconnected, and the inflection point of history may just be a horseshoe - and it is such a horseshoe that Timothy chooses not to tell Iron Man and Doctor Strange.

He doesn't know how to tell the following information while keeping Bruce's secret identity at this time:

Bruce's son, Damian Wayne, was captured by Talia after Bruce's death. Talia has been researching the latest brainwashing technology. She captured Brainiac and placed him on Earth thousands of years in advance. One of the spies of the , used magic to steal Brainiac's technology.

You can even say that the real culprit who caused the earth to be directly locked by Brainiac in the vast universe is Thalia...

In this way, a signal was transmitted to Brainiac, who was hundreds of millions of light-years away.

Brainwashing + the latest cloning technology and other transformations that Timothy could not imagine. In short, when Tim saw this brother again, he had already become the new leader of the Assassin League under the pseudonym Ibn al-Shfahi.

Fortunately, at least it wasn't resurrected by Lei Xiaogu borrowing his body.

— Timothy is not demanding.

Thalia captured Damian, and Damian was brainwashed. After the brainwashing, Damian led the Assassin Alliance. The Assassin Alliance caused wars and turmoil around the world. Nyak was powerless to fight when it came.

The author has something to say:

*I plan to write the story of the future timeline before the reversal in the extra episode after the main text is over, let me give you a spoiler first, I can’t help it hhhh

In that story line, Helena is not a cute little girl. Because she was raised by Catwoman and Bain successively, she was found by the master at the age of 10, so she grew up to be a genius of theft + a rebellious girl with a berserk warrior. She can fight her brother Rice without losing. kind of.And fight with Bane-style power flow, like to break people's backs! (no……)

Rice is the setting of the Chosen One, of course Helena can also become the Chosen Daughter, which makes the master a headache.

First release a little preview (brain clip):

Damian was envisioned by his grandfather to inherit a worldwide Assassin order.

And Helena was envisioned by her own mother to inherit a multinational group of robbers...

So in fact, there are no children who look up to his Wayne family at all...

- very good, very good.

Facing the portraits of Wayne generations, the old father Bruce felt desolate and sentimental, and felt a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat.