[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Being forced to become the president is also very helpless.

Tony, who watched the whole process of Superman dressing the baby, reasonably guessed that the clothes that fit so well should have been prepared by the Bruce family for Superman in advance. This is a very simple one-piece jumpsuit, pure white, only on the chest It says Wednesday (Wednesday)...

And today is Wednesday...

The little dress that the baby changed because of the excrement was also pure white. Tony recalled it now, and the chest printed on it seemed to be Tuesday (Tuesday).

Therefore, Tony strongly suspects that this dress is a set of seven pieces, and each piece has a week written on it, and one is changed every day according to the number of the week... It will not be repeated...

Compared with this pragmatic but very un-Brucey way of dressing, think about Bruce’s own way of buying hotels every day just to smile for Pomeranians, and the prodigal dude who dares to greet him in various colors. Talk about a fashion expert look... Once again, Tony Stark has a certain... incoherent strangeness with the inherent style of his old friend Bruce Wayne.

This kind of inexplicable "strange feeling" is not the first time, this time it is quite slight, Tony realized that Bruce often gave him this kind of illusion of personality tearing in certain details, or disconnection.

Did Bruce's childhood shadow finally lead to his split personality?

Bruce, who was analyzing clues in Gotham's Batcave, sneezed inexplicably. Of course, he couldn't imagine that in the Fulian Building in New York at this moment, his flamboyant persona collapsed because he didn't wear luxury brand baby clothes for his daughter.

Then, Superman, who is inexplicably familiar with parenting, began to change the baby's diapers in a superfluous way-or a self-contained product taken out of his cape.

Tony: ? ? ?

Dislike us for using it badly!

Well, even if he thinks too much, Baby Brucey is still very pursuing.

——Batman never imagined that his personality was stabilized through diapers.

Tony also saw sharply that the diapers in Superman's hands were different from those on the market—the most conspicuous part was the butt, which had a Wonder Woman logo printed on it! ! !

What is this, just for the Justice League?Or a licensed product...

Are the battle damages of your Zhenglian so serious that you need to rely on diaper authorization to make up for it?

Superman explained that Baby Helena has such a slight allergy, which is first reflected in her unusually delicate pp.No matter how expensive the diapers available in the market are, this little girl's pp will become popular after a while.

You can't not wear it.

At present, there is indeed a wave of calls for natural nurturing, but most young parents agree to use diapers to protect their children's private parts from infancy.

It's understandable that Avengers who don't care about mother and baby products don't know that there are new diaper brands on the market.The diapers brought by Clark were introduced to the market, but they were sold very expensive... because the diapers were made of Kryptonian material, which was extracted from a Kryptonian plant that was being raised in the Fortress of Solitude. It was light and breathable, and it was Baby Helena is the only diaper that can be worn for a long time without red bottom.

Introducing this point made Clark inevitably blush. It was not his original intention to use Kryptonian technology to make profits. He made this product entirely under the commission of Bruce and Alfred. Baby Helena was once so popular that it broke Skin, very distressing.

Little Joe?Back then, Xiao Qiao had rough skin and thick skin, and she could wear any diapers.

Afterwards, other colleagues who were parents in the league heard about it and came to Superman to order...

Xavier Academy directly placed a big order on behalf of the X-Men.

——Only Kryptonian diapers can stabilize the mutant baby's ever-changing buttocks in any emergency.

In this way, the word of mouth has been passed on, and Clark brand diapers have established a reputation among Chaoying, and radiated to ordinary people with the help of the Internet's communication effect.

On the Maternal and Child Forum, Lou who is looking for a proxy to buy this diaper is listed on the front page every day, and the price is sky-high on the secondary market.

Fortunately, Superman was very low-key at the beginning, and did not emphasize the relationship between the diaper and him. After the diaper became an Internet celebrity, Batman helped him clean up the information that could point to him.

There is really no other way, this diaper cannot be allowed to become some kind of "privileged" commodity, and for the sake of the buttocks of the babies on the earth, Bruce registered the company on behalf of Clark, officially mass-produced this high-reputation net red diaper, and brought the Justice League In this way, someone who really has a heart to investigate the inextricable connection between Superman and this brand can also use the excuse of the Justice League to confuse the public.

Clark, who has no interest in fame and wealth, even planned to make the diapers a free gift at first, just like public welfare condoms.

"Let all babies on the earth have diapers!"

But Bruce, who also doubles as an economic adviser to the Justice League, was the first to disagree.

Bruce said that if Clark did this, it would directly destroy the global maternal and child industry. Except for the price, other brands had no competitiveness at all with Clark's diapers.

Not only diaper brands will go bankrupt, but all upstream and downstream industries related to diapers will be hit hard!It is not an exaggeration to say that it is an industry earthquake!This will trigger massive unemployment in the short term!How many people lost their jobs and pensions!

Cost price?No way!

Superman, you have to follow the economic rules!

Not only can it not be sold at the cost price, but it must be sold at the most expensive price in the industry in order to maintain the balance of the industry.

Superman: Being forced to make money is so helpless.

So Superman was the first to enter the mother and baby industry...

Looking at the ever-increasing numbers on the account, Clark was distressed.

Superman: Being forced to become the president is also very helpless.

Fortunately, Bruce suggested that Clark privately invest the company's profits in public welfare undertakings, such as building houses and railways, and engaging in infrastructure construction. Only by such circulation can the domestic economic aggregate be maximized and employment opportunities increased.

This story around the little diaper made Captain America listen in awe——

"That's a very noble act, Mr. Superman."

Steve immediately decided to license the image of Captain America to Superman's diaper brand free of charge.If this logo can be printed on the children's pp, bring them joy, and eventually flow back to public welfare, Captain America will naturally be very pleased.

This made Tony just want to roll his eyes. Once Captain America takes action, other members of the Avengers will also have to express themselves...

No, Dr. Banner has also expressed that he will release the authorization of Hulk's diapers for free.

Originally, the Stark Group could obviously do this business - diapers made of military-grade materials, heh.

Tsk tsk, it seems that silly white sweet Bruce is about to make money again.