[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

The little baby looked like a toy in his palm...

The old butler never doubted whether "taking care of a baby" was difficult or not. Think about it, a baby can never be more difficult than Bruce himself.

So he never thought that one day he would be slapped in the face on this issue.

At this time on Bruce's side, even though the two-faced man has honestly withdrawn, the atmosphere in this dilapidated, dark conference room is not much relaxed. Five vigilantes who are well-known in Gotham are about to Surrounded in a circle, they silently faced a baby on the ground—serious and serious, as if observing a nuclear bomb that could destroy the entire Gotham.

In fact, they just refused to admit that they were staring at each other right now, waiting for the first words to be said, the first steps to be taken.

Of course, except for Bruce, whose brain has almost collapsed, every young man is roaring in capital letters——

"What's the meaning of the conversation between Bruce and Alfred?!"

"The information is about Catwoman... so this is Catwoman's child?!"

"If it's Catwoman's...then...Bruce...?!"

"Catwoman and Bruce's child... um... are all newborns this ugly?"

As qualified heroes of the Bat Group, they can at least maintain a calm face.

Innocent baby, continues to sleep in tiny swaddle.

"Well..."

This false calm, in fact, can not last long, Dick (bravely) was the first to speak.

His voice was a little hoarse and deep, tearing the silence in the darkness - completely lost the spirit of his gag just now.

"I think we should maybe... pick up the baby?" He carefully made the first very practical suggestion.

But these vigorous vigilantes continued to stare blankly.

Dick wasn't counting on Bruce anymore—he'd never seen Bruce so slow to react.

Those who didn't know Bruce thought he was strategizing in silence.

But Dick, after many years of running-in, has already seen that the dark knight in front of him, who is staring at the target with his head down, is obviously stunned.

The children looked at each other, and saw the same worry in each other's blank eyes——

No action, because... dare not.

Of course, the baby should be picked up quickly, but no one dares to reach out.

What should I do if I get hurt? !

The child in front of me is just a newborn!She was so small, Dick swore he had never seen a child so young.

——How should such a small baby be held? !Where?What should I do if I make a mistake?

——Besides, they were all wearing uniforms and walked through the entire Gotham. There was already blood, mud, dust, etc. on their bodies. How many deadly germs must they carry!

These concerns are very pragmatic and very accurate.

After Dick's suggestion was made, the boys couldn't help it, and at the same time, they all turned their heads silently and looked at Barbara—even Bruce followed suit.

"Why are you all looking at me?" Barbara blinked in confusion behind the mask. "Because I'm a woman, I'm sure I'm going to hold a baby?"

Barbara spread her hands helplessly, the former "Oracle" who could hack a network system in minutes, had to admit that she actually had a knowledge blind spot, "I really don't know..."

Everyone couldn't help turning their heads to look at Tim again.

Tim froze, "Why are you looking at me?"

His reaction was extremely fast, and he immediately thought of the possible reason-this made his expression quite tangled.

"Stephanie?" Tim frowned. His girlfriend was a teenage mother. Of course, the child wasn't his.

"When she was born, the child was adopted."

"But you were born with her." Dick added "kindly".

"... Then I didn't learn any parenting knowledge."

Tim expressed his injustice, but he didn't even change a diaper.

As an elder, Bruce, although he has been a father for many years, has zero foundation in parenting experience—when Damian came to him, he was already a big boy who could raise a sword at his father (this inexplicably proud tone what's going on?)

"Ah Fu..." Bruce could only ask the old butler for help remotely through the communicator.

Ah Fu at least raised him, right?

"...Sorry, Master Bruce," the old butler's usually calm and reserved voice revealed a rare lack of self-confidence in the communicator, "I am the housekeeper of the Wayne family, um...not the nanny. An experienced nanny will take care of you together."

Only then did the old butler realize that he had talked too much in order to comfort Bruce!He suddenly realized that although as a former secret agent, he had a wealth of heresy knowledge, he really didn't have any accumulated information on caring for newborns!

Bruce is very helpless, Bruce is very disappointed - all of them can't count on it, they can only do it by themselves.

He has not had time to recover from the shock of discovering that he is a father again. Not only does he have to worry deeply about Catwoman's physical condition, but he also has to shoulder the responsibility of raising children.

And it is launched immediately, it is like rushing ducks to the shelves.

He took a deep breath and approached the quiet baby—the baby in the baby was sleeping so peacefully that Bruce suddenly felt the urge to... sniff her? !

But before he had time to think about whether there was a more efficient and remote way to confirm the life status of the newborn besides sniffing, the little head protruding from the baby's edge suddenly began to shake.

The little guy closed his eyes, his whole face wrinkled into a ball, and he rubbed back and forth in the swaddle.

Before Bruce could say anything, there was a cry—this cry simply overturned everyone's impression and imagination of the baby's cry.

Not "Whoa, whoa, whoa", but a much worse-sounding "Ah-ah-ah".

The voice is not loud, like a kitten, but hoarse and heart-piercing.

The little hand was bent and half-opened, not clenched into a fist, and trembling slightly beside the little face.

The baby was crying continuously, without closing his mouth or opening his eyes.

Whether you look at it or listen to it, it's too miserable!

A group of people suddenly made a mess—what to do, what to do!

I just don't know where to put it!

Tim, who reacted the fastest, has already called up the microcomputer on the arm armor, started to Google "how to take care of a newborn", and kept thinking about why he didn't do this sooner.

But his reflexes couldn't match Bruce's—

At this time Batman decisively opened the communicator of the Justice League.

"Superman, Gotham, come on."

The imperative sentence, the command mood, is concise and powerful.

So it's not surprising that Superman arrived on the scene in less than a minute.

Of course, when Superman saw the posture on the scene, he was stunned for a while. He didn't put away the surprise on his face until Dick explained it clearly.

Superman was called, not to inform him that Bruce might become a father again, but to take care of the baby—Clark raised Joe after all.

Considering Bruce's special family situation and the lack of experience of this group of young people, Clark expressed his understanding.Superman wasn't angry or impatient when Batman dragged him over to help with the kids in the middle of the night.

Even, there is a little bit of pride - the pride that Batman must help with things that Batman can't handle.

I saw Clark "holding" the baby with his big hands, and the baby looked like a toy in his palm...

He's showing Bruce the proper way to hold a newborn while explaining (it's so rare to explain something to Batman)

"The newborn's cervical spine and lumbar spine have not yet developed well, so it needs to be carried and supported to support the neck and waist."

"I helped firefighters deliver an emergency delivery once, and they taught me that."

Look at this dad, so professional and caring.

"Hush-shh-it's okay, it's okay." Superman comforted the baby in his arms in a low voice, and the whole person hung low in the air, flying gently.

It is much more advanced than the most expensive fully automatic rocking chair.

This picture will definitely make women all over the world fall.Barbara said that she really wanted to record it and keep it private.

Batman was unmoved, and gave a disapproving look.

Because the baby in Superman's arms cried more and more miserable.

Batman's face also became darker and darker, and he asked silently, do you know how to coax children? !

This look made Superman feel like a thorn in his back. He could already see from Bruce's eyes... the suspicion that he himself was not a qualified father.

Superman is really wronged.

"...Little Qiao didn't cry like this when she was born," he explained, "You were there at the time."

That's right, Bruce recalled helping Lois give birth to the baby in the Fortress of Solitude with Wonder Woman - he was only responsible for standing guard outside the fortress.

But he still remembered how Joe was just born, a very brilliant baby.

"I see," Bruce nodded, looking at the child in Superman's arms with a solemn expression, "It must be that she is not feeling well, let's go to Dr. Tompkins!"

Wait...how did this conclusion jump?