[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

But at this moment, both black and white held their breath.

At night, in the south of Gotham, near the outskirts of the harbor.

This is the old iron and steel industrial base of the last century. As the times continue to move forward, the city center has moved north. Now it has been dilapidated for many years, and only old-fashioned apartment buildings are left, dotted with sporadic lights, quietly telling That period of prosperity that was once watered by the blood and sweat of steel workers.

Just like its economic status, the buildings here also seem to be forgotten in time, with the dark night and the dripping stone beasts that have been in disrepair for a long time-dilapidated and chilling, dense and cramped, making people both depressed and tense.

Although the Gotham city government has always refused to recognize it, this area has long been unanimously regarded as a slum by Gotham citizens.

So another thing that the citizens of Gotham also agreed on is easier to understand, that is: people who come to this slum in the middle of the night are either planning to rob...well, or planning to be robbed, no wonder others.

Therefore, it is logical that this place has become one of the main battlefields for Gotham vigilantes and gangsters from all walks of life.

But even the slum dwellers who have long been familiar with the Dark Knight will be shocked by today's battle-almost all the Gotham vigilantes who can be named have been dispatched together? !

Batman (of course!), Nightwing (rushed back from Bludhaven?), Red Robin, Robin, Batgirl, with capes and without capes, one by one roared past from the roof.

What kind of big case is this?Haven't heard of a fire somewhere?

The residents of the slums expressed both excitement and nervousness. If it weren't for the worst law and order in this area, they would have rushed to the street to watch the excitement.But now I can only stay at home and peek quietly through the window (I dare not even poke my head out).

In Gotham, spectators die the second fastest—after those who do justice—this is the first article of the Gotham Philosophy of Survival.

Because they couldn't watch the excitement, they didn't know that the destination of these vigilantes today was unexpectedly inconspicuous—it wasn't the Arkham Asylum, the holy place of Internet celebrities, but just an ordinary building in the southern slums.

Finger Tower, the roof.

"so--"

Nightwing, aka Dick Grayson, stretched out his voice on the communicator, seeming to mean something, and also seemed to be teasing, "Are we going to that place that can't be mentioned this time?"

The atmosphere among the vigilantes was unexpectedly relaxed.

"uh-huh."

There was a few seconds of silence on the comms line, after which Batgirl, aka Barbara Gordon, answered him with a soft grunt.

Because no one wants to talk to Dick except Barbara.

Of course, Barbara just couldn't bear the embarrassment of this weird silence.

"So—we're going to Batman's Lost Love."

Dick Grayson, who can't read the subtext rarely, rarely lifts the pot when he doesn't open it.

Can't tell if other people don't want to talk to him, or don't dare to talk to him-you know, Batman himself is also on the public communication line.

This is a group chat, pay attention to the atmosphere.

As you all know, Batman and Catwoman's wedding almost took place at Fingerta nine months ago.

then……

Who would have thought that Batman would be escaped from marriage one day?

Had the Dark Knight's personal image not been too terrifying, Gotham's villains would have made fun of him publicly for this incident.

——Forget about Arkham Asylum, Fingalta, which witnessed Batman being released as a dove at the wedding scene, is the holy place for the real TMD Internet celebrity!

Everyone, come here and take a 360-degree selfie!

Only Dick, who had just recovered from the shooting and amnesia some time ago, had the guts to mention this directly.

This is probably a matter of pride...

Even though the gossip was going on around Bruce himself in the communication line, the back of him rushing to the front still looked calm as usual.

That's right, only by uncovering the scars can heal quickly.Also, nine months later, Bruce has recovered from all kinds of physical and mental trials (at least it seems to be), especially after Dick was shot in the head by the KGB beast, the haze continued hangs over this home.

Therefore, Dick's long-lost gag is exactly what they miss and cherish.

"Hmm...huh," after a longer silence, only Barbara paid attention to him, "Information does show that it's here..."

Barbara paused, "Catwoman finally appeared."

Dick sighed softly through the communicator, "Remind me again, why did he drag us?"

"...I really don't want to be a light bulb."

Even Barbara didn't know the answer to this question. She just received an emergency call from Bruce. He spoke very fast on the encrypted phone, and she could only vaguely hear something related to "Catwoman" and "Two-Face".

And unlike Dick, she wisely chose not to ask.

"Shut up, Grayson." A grumpy voice joined the conversation, reminding everyone that it wasn't just Barbara and Dick's comm channel. "Amnesia really messed up your brain." Damian said impatiently. Choked.

"Because we got information about the double-faced man at the same time, and he is also looking for trouble with Catwoman—and, knowing about Fingerta, he is bringing his men here."

"When Catwoman doesn't want to be found by father, we can't find her!" Damian hummed, as if Dick didn't understand a primary school math problem, "Now, her tell is so simple that people think she is Deliberately! Still being hunted down by the double-faced man. Either she had some accident, or she was deliberately leading us to deal with the double-faced man!"

"No matter what the situation is, father will take it seriously!"

Damian crackled and couldn't stop.

This kid actually doesn't mind other people gossip about his father.

And Bruce...

He himself remained silent, as if what the children were discussing on the communication line had nothing to do with him.

He is indeed not as miserable as he was in the past few months. Apart from the accident that Dick was hit by the KGB beast, which made him understand that he should be more focused, Serena's retreat in the relationship between the two only proved once again that he had been Just one sure thing—he couldn't be happier.

Gotham, and Batman's career, are even more important to him.

Indeed, as Damian said, the information about the double-faced man's rebellion is too important, and he will bring Tim or Barbara today anyway.

However, what he didn't want to admit was that he hadn't figured out how to face Serena again yet.

Therefore, the more "irrelevant personnel" he called, the more he could focus on the case and get out of personal relationships.

At this time, in the communicator next to his ear, the children were still arguing with each other sentence by sentence. Of course he understood that Dick seemed unable to speak, but he was actually trying to adjust the atmosphere and make him relax—to make everyone feel at ease. Take it easy.

"Anyway, it's embarrassing." It was Dick's voice. "After a while, if the two of you get into a fight, how are we going to get out, huh?"

"Evil! You're talking about the father!" Damian exploded again.

"I thought you were used to it." There was a smile in Dick's voice, "From Ah Fu's point of view, the period before their marriage was quite boring."

"..."

"So I live in the Titan Tower!"

……

It was a rare relief in a while—Bruce was left to them.

"Shhh, be quiet!" Red Robin, aka Tim Drake, who hadn't spoken all this time, suddenly interrupted seriously, "Thermal imaging shows that there is a group of people moving in the building in front, at least 20 people, armed with weapons. "

At this time, Bruce and his group had almost arrived at their destination, and the building Tim was referring to was just next to Finger Tower. It was an abandoned office building after a fire. people as temporary accommodation.

So their intelligence is biased?

Several people quickly switched to stealth mode—after all, they were all experts who could subdue robbers while chatting.

Years of tacit cooperation allowed them to understand Bruce's on-the-spot strategy with a few simple gestures without talking on the phone. After a few silent jumps and moves, everyone sneaked into the building and followed these moving thermal imaging figures. Arrived in a larger room - what appeared to be a former meeting room.

Thermal imaging also showed that a heat source had been present in the room before the armed men broke into it.The heat source vibrates slightly, and it looks so small, so small that Tim almost thinks it's a stove, or, a kitten or dog?

And when Bruce and his party used the infrared night vision goggles to see what the heat source in the room was, it was inevitable...

one!Face!stupid!force!

Confused to the point of revealing his secrets, he didn't even want to hide.

No, N!Face!stupid!force!The pros and villains are at the same time confused at this moment!

The team of armed men Bruce was following - headed by the double-faced man in a white suit - looked even more surprised than Bruce and the others!

With the glare of the flashlight in the double-faced man's hand, both groups of people saw that lying in the middle of the large and empty dark conference room was a small swaddling baby on a white blanket.

The little swaddle is wrapped in two layers, the inside is beige, which looks very delicate, and there is another half of the fabric on the outside, which is black, and there is still lace in the pattern?

And in the swaddle, a small head was exposed—it was really small, and Bruce felt that this small head might not be as big as Damian's palm.

In this dilapidated conference room that attracted the mighty people of Gotham's black and white teams, there was only one little baby.

——No, look at her sticky hair sticking to her head, and those white... vernix patches on her face?

It's a newborn! ?

How long was she born?

The little baby didn't cry either, and opened his eyes almost full of pupils, and pouted quietly and slowly in the little swaddle.

Compared with her small head, her hands looked very big, protruding from the swaddling clothes, slowly curling up and stretching out.

The double-faced man actually dimmed the flashlight subconsciously—of course, everyone later learned that the newborn can't see anything.

But at this moment, both black and white held their breath.

In addition to being confused, another unexpected idea that jumped into the minds of almost everyone was... why is this kid so ugly?

While they were in a daze, the baby had slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.

However, the two groups of Dark Knight and Two-Face continued to stare blankly at each other.

There are a few quick-response Double-Face subordinates who recovered from their attention to the baby. You look at me, I look at you, then look at the Double-Face, and ask with their eyes—do you want to hit, Boss?

Catwoman is obviously not here. As a former prosecutor, the double-faced man considers himself a villain with ideals and aspirations. Regardless of whether the child has anything to do with Catwoman, he doesn't bother to attack the child, even if the child may Maybe even a Batman kind.

This is a newborn baby!Palm-sized baby!He's not crazy like a clown, is he?

Then what?What else can you do if you don't go?Fight Batman?Under the circumstances that the other party actually brought together Nightwing Red Robin, Little Robin and Batgirl?What good is he?

Fighting Batman with his wings back for a kid?If you say it, you will be laughed at by others, so don't try to get mixed up.

After several soul tortures, the double-faced man decided to forget it.

So Bruce and the others were surprised to see the double-faced man retreat silently with his men?

They were the only ones left, continuing to mess around with a quiet baby.

Bruce would never doubt whether this child had anything to do with Serena, of course he knew it was!

The outermost layer of fabric wrapping the baby, the lace pattern, came from the black wedding dress Serena wore the night he left him.

He will never forget it in his life.

Also, this baby has green eyes - just like hers.

"Alfred...I..." Bruce called the old housekeeper through the communicator, sounding almost helpless, "she..."

"I think so...Master Bruce, this is her wedding dress," Afu, as the night patrol assistant, has seen everything from the real-time monitoring that comes with the bat helmet, "You...I don't know..."

The old butler has always been calm and able to deal with all kinds of emergencies related to Bruce, but this time, he also panicked unexpectedly.

"The top priority is to bring this child back to the mansion as soon as possible." Ah Fu finally stabilized his position, no matter whether this child belongs to Bruce or not, he must at least protect it first.

"Take care of a baby, it's not difficult for us, Master Bruce." Alfred said.

The author has something to say:

*Following the current direction of the master's personal magazine, Catwoman escaped from marriage, Ye Yi was shot in the head and lost his memory.

At present, the master's personal magazine is still digging a big hole. After reading several issues with a dazed face, it turned out to be a dream, and it has always been a dream.It's been more than a dozen episodes of broken love, right?The garbage writer doesn't know what big game Tom King wants to play. This article will be AU. The master has escaped from the dream, and Ye Yi's amnesia has also recovered.

Master: A heartless woman abandons her husband and son, I beg all the masters of Qingtian to uphold justice (wrong)

Batman is so miserable! (error)