Why is this Alpha like that?

Duan Yi explained to Aunt Sheng for at least 10 minutes, saying that she was not pregnant.

And there is no need to be too ashamed to explain this matter to the elders, as Duan Yi talked, everyone would hide under the sofa.

And Aunt Sheng, put away your disappointed expression!Duan Yi wanted to cry but complained in his heart: I can see it!I am not blind!

Sheng's mother was really a little disappointed, and at the same time comforted Duan Yi: "It's okay, you're still young, there will be."

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While gnawing on an apple, Sheng Yunze said without hesitation, "Mom, watch less Gongdou TV series."

He also spoke unceremoniously to his own mother: "What are you thinking, look at the Minor Protection Law on the right hand side, you can only get married at the age of 20, okay?"

"What did my dad say?" Duan Yi was so entangled, he pulled Sheng Ming over and hugged him, rubbing and rubbing like sucking a cat, Sheng Ming was instantly blown away by Aunt Sheng's smooth and flowing hair.

Sheng's mother had already gone upstairs to prepare lunch. When Duan moved over yesterday, Duan Jihuai packed his schoolbag and luggage and threw it to Sheng Yunze.

Duan Yi called back and it showed that Duan Jihuai was on the phone.

Sheng Yunze: "I didn't get through."

Duan Yi took a pose of a thinker in the second grade.

Sheng Xi was hugged by Sheng Yunze, with the same venomous tongue as his father: "This action of yours is so ugly."

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"Gag your son's mouth." He looked at Sheng Xi with contempt: "What do children know? This is called a thinker's posture. Thinking in this posture will make people smarter."

Sheng Xi hid in Sheng Yunze's arms, laughing until she lost her eyes.

It doesn't matter if Duan Yi is laughed at by his youngest son, anyway, these two bastards are like Sheng Yunze.

Sheng Ming is older and more sensible, but the younger one is so naughty and vicious, he can go to the house without hitting for three days.

Sheng Yunze: "What are you thinking about?"

Duan Yi: "I'm thinking about whether my dad pretended to use a feeling of not wanting me, and then actually got rid of me with super happiness, so that he can live a two-person world with my mom."

Sheng Yunze: "Will you?"

Duan Yi said deeply: "I feel like I can hear my dad's triumphant laughter of 'Mie Hahaha finally got rid of Duan Er Mie Hahaha' from far away."

Sheng Yunze was speechless: "How could Uncle Duan laugh like this, are you imagining yourself?"

Duan Yi stood up, Sheng Ming waited for him to stand up, and stretched out his hand impatiently: "Mom hug!"

"How many times have I told you to call me brother." Duan Yi dragged his little butt and lifted it up: "Do you want to buy toys?"

To be honest, Sheng Ming is not interested in toys.

Sheng Xi didn't seem too interested either, the two children looked at me and I looked at you.

Duan Yi immediately made a decision for them: "I knew you guys wanted to buy toys so much, let's go, I'm in a good mood today, I'll take you with me!"

Sheng Yunze had a poisonous tongue: "It's not that you want to buy it?"

Duan Yi was dissatisfied: "I depend on how old I am, please don't underestimate the determination of high school students, who still plays with toys now?"

Sheng Yunze: "You were still watching cartoons the night before yesterday."

Duan Yi was dissatisfied: "Which man doesn't watch One Piece!"

Sheng Yunze: "Men also watch Lilo and Stitch?"

Duan Yi was a little ashamed: "...This is what a macho should look at. And why are you beating me around, don't you want to buy toys?"

Sheng Yunze sneered: "I'm different from you."

So, on the fourth floor of a certain first-line shopping mall, a limited-edition Lego sale site was held in a large toy shopping center.

——Squatting two teenagers, leaning their heads together, whispering.

"Damn, brother——" Duan Yi held a limited edition box in his hand, stunned, his eyes glowed, full of stars, bulingbuling flashes, and showed Sheng Yunze: "The ultimate weapon to fight against the dark world by building towers! 71702 Gold battle mecha! This Christmas limited edition! Can you fight!"

Sheng Yunze was squatting next to him, holding another Raiden Ninja Jay's Storm Fighter in which the flight combat mode can be switched at will, and he was a little embarrassed: "Of course I will fight. I have already fought the one you took."

Duan Yizai studied it carefully: "I want to buy this back, do you want to buy it? I just saw that there is also a Harley motorcycle, and it's on sale today..."

Sheng Yunze made a decisive decision: "Then buy them all."

He took down a new Lego toy, a 110-year commemorative football field, and now he bought two Lego commemorative water glasses for free. Sheng Yunze wanted to commemorate the water cup, so he put this big box in the shopping cart.

The two of them squatted on the ground and studied the bottom box thoroughly, and stood up with still unfinished business.

Then, the two high school rookie dads turned around to find the twins looking at them in disbelief.

——Wear the coolest clothes and be the most handsome student Sheng Yunze who said "I'm different from your mother, I'm more mature than him": ...

——Please don’t underestimate the determination of high school students Duan Yi, who still plays with toys now:  …

Sheng Ming said, "Dad..."

Sheng Yunze had no expression on his face: "I bought it for you."

Sheng Xi's expression became even more hesitant to speak: "Father, I don't like it..."

Sheng Yunze was convinced: "I bought it for you."

Sheng Xi muttered: "Why do you keep using this reason..."

Then he muttered in a softer voice: "Every time you say you bought it for us, and when you buy it home, you play more energetically than anyone else..."

Sheng Yunze couldn't hold back his face and coughed dryly.

Duan Yi didn't realize how embarrassing it was for the two babies to watch them squatting on the floor excitedly discussing toys at the door.

Because his face was already stuck in front of the display window of the drone counter, he was almost like an octopus holding him and couldn't go away.

Sheng Yunze held his back collar shirt: "Didn't you buy this before?"

Duan Yi felt that his saliva was dripping down: "This one is different, this one is the latest model, I don't have this one!"

Sheng Yunze frowned: "Are you a child, your son is still watching, can you stop being so embarrassing?"

Then Duan Yi silently looked at the Lego toy in Sheng Yunze's hand.

Sheng Yunze's back stiffened: "I bought this for Ming Bao to play with."

Duan Yi: "Oh."

He nodded mechanically, and said in a fake tone: "I believe what you said."

Sheng Yunze: ...

In the end the twins didn't have any toys they wanted and didn't buy anything.

Duan Yi, on the other hand, bought a lot by himself, such as figurines, drones, Gundams, and Lego, which made his shopping cart full.

Sheng Yunze's bank card lost more than 1 yuan in one swipe. Duan Yi abused his son while walking, and introduced them how many different forms of Gundam there are.

Sheng Ming felt that his mommy was quite childish, but he was embarrassed to say that it was okay to offend Duan Yi, the main thing was that this topic could easily offend Duan Yi and accidentally hurt his father——Sheng Yunze was not a troublesome person, if he offended his father, there must be no good results eat.

So he shut up and was amazed.

Sheng Yunze carried the shopping bags for Duan Yi at the back, and threw the things to the driver on the first floor to take them home, then took Sheng Ming and Sheng Xi to lunch.

On the way, Duanzhi received a call from Cao Ming, whom he met yesterday.

Sheng Yunze's face collapsed on the spot, it was obvious that the two were on a date - well, the time alone of the family of four was interrupted, and it was very uncomfortable.

Duan Yi agreed to Cao Ming after drinking in a daze last night, and only regretted it when he woke up this morning.

At first, I thought that Cao Ming didn't look for him, but the other party just talked about it verbally, but it turned out that Cao Ming, a stubborn person, really came to him.

Duan Yi glanced at Sheng Yunze with a guilty conscience, and Sheng Yunze gave him a "you can figure it out" look in a noble and cold manner.

Duan Yi let out an "ouch" in his heart, then bit the bullet and reported the address here.

Half an hour later, Cao Ming came, and he walked over from a distance.

Sheng Yunze was standing behind Duan Yi, he pouted his lips when he was unhappy, his little tiger teeth were grinding, and he was still holding Sheng Ming in his arms.

Then slowly, Sheng Yunze moved back a step calmly, and glanced at the mirror in the shopping mall.

hairstyle, ok.

clothing, ok.

Face, ok in 0k.

What the hell is going on with this Cao——Cao Nima?

Sheng Yunze was very satisfied with his image, and the peacock was opening his tail.

Cao Ming saw Duan Yi first, but he didn't expect Duan Yi to be with Sheng Yunze.

He froze for a moment, then saw Sheng Ming in Sheng Yunze's arms, and Sheng Xi in Duan Yi's hand.

...What is the sense of déjà vu of this inexplicable family of four?

"Duan Yi, these two are..." Cao Ming said.

Sheng Xi preemptively said, "Hello, Uncle."

...! !

uncle? ?

Cao Ming was hit by an arrow in the heart, and he managed to force out a smile: "...Uncle?"

It seemed to be a questioning tone.

Sheng Xi and Sheng Ming glanced at each other suddenly, and Sheng Xi said innocently: "I'm sorry, Auntie, you look quite neutral."

Sheng Ming's voice was childish and polite: "Hello, Auntie."

Cao Ming: ...

Who are these two children? ? ?

Duan Yi covered his face and looked back at Sheng Yunze.

Sheng Yunze was quite calm, with an expression of "I don't know anything".

Cao Ming: "Haha, Tongyan Wuji, Tongyan Wuji,

Just call me uncle. "

Sheng Xi glanced at Sheng Yunze again, then turned her head: "Good grandpa."

Cao Ming: ...

Damn it, he felt it, the kid did it on purpose.

Duan Yixin wanted to have a meal and send Cao Ming away, so that Sheng Yunze wouldn't give him a good look.

Seeing that it was almost noon, Duan Yi asked Cao Ming's favorite food taste.

Cao Ming felt hot in his heart: "I like to eat Sichuan cuisine."

Then Duan Yi turned his head and asked Sheng Yunze's taste: "I want sweet ones."

Then Duan Yi lowered his head and asked the twins what they wanted to eat.

Sheng Xi raised her hand: "Eat ice cream!"

Sheng Ming raised his hand: "Eat Crab Crab Fort!"

In the end, Duan Yi integrated everyone's opinions, and finally chose his favorite chain restaurant.

There is a shameless attitude of "I just asked your opinions, and I didn't say I would adopt it".

...So what is the point of you asking so many people in such a big circle!

Cao Ming's original emotion disappeared in an instant, and he was speechless: Duan Yi was indeed the same as when he was a child, nothing changed.

Because out of five people, there are two children.

So the restaurant has seating for four.

Cao Ming planned to sit with Duan Yi, but as soon as Duan Yi sat down, Sheng Xi climbed onto Duan Yi's lap.

Then Sheng Ming took the position next to Sheng Xi in an instant.

In the end, Sheng Yunze came late, Cao Ming was a little bit reconciled, but he had no choice but to speak, and said to Sheng Yunze, "Then let's sit aside."

Immediately afterwards, Sheng Yunze didn't even give him a look.

Under the attack of Sheng Ming's sparkling eyes, he calmly hugged Sheng Ming, put him on his lap, and sat beside Duan Yi.

So only Cao Ming was left on the right side.

Cao Ming: ...

I shouldn't be at the table, I should be under the table.

"You are Sheng Yunze." After ordering, Cao Ming changed the subject: "I saw you at the banquet yesterday."

Duan Yi remembered that Sheng Yunze hadn't been introduced yet, so he spoke very naturally, "Oh, this is my boyfriend."

Cao Ming's face froze for a moment, and then he returned to normal. He asked in surprise, "Why didn't I hear Uncle Duan mention that you have a boyfriend?"

Sheng Yunze gave him a cold look: "Even if I mention it, I don't need to explain it to you."

Cao Ming laughed: "I heard it too. Uncle Duan said that you are an omega after the second differentiation, right? It's also good to have a boyfriend, but you are still young, and everything must be based on your studies. It's heavy, but you must not delay your studies because of puppy love."

Duan Yi asked casually: "Brother Cao, what university did you study in?"

Cao Ming smiled gracefully and complacently, and pretended to be aggressive very modestly: "University of Political Science and Law."

Duan Yi didn't know what to say: "Wow...it's awesome."

Cao Ming: "Fortunately, the main reason is that you didn't perform well in the college entrance examination... I heard from Uncle Duan that your final exam results are not bad. You are an art student, and the score requirements should not be too high. Are you confident to go to Central America? ?”

Duan Yi was peeling grapes for Sheng Xi, and he replied casually, "It's okay, I don't have any university goals, it depends on where Sheng Yunze takes the exam, and I will study wherever he goes."

Cao Ming was choked up for a moment: "Didn't you plan for yourself?"

Duan Yi picked up the grape seeds Sheng Xi spat out with his hands, quite surprised: "Isn't there? My plan is to take the exam with Sheng Yunze. I don't like long-distance relationships."

Cao Ming: "Then Xiaosheng..."

Duan Yi said something now, when people asked Sheng Yunze, he was even more embarrassing than Sheng Yunze: "He can take the exam casually, anyway, it's either Tsinghua University or Peking University, he is the provincial champion in our province."

After thinking for a while, he said, "If I didn't get into Peking University, I would like to go to the same school as him."

After thinking about it again, Duan Yi seemed to have discovered a new continent, and turned to Sheng Yunze and said, "Why don't you go to Tsinghua University, I can be admitted to Tsinghua Academy of Fine Arts."

...Damn, let alone Tsinghua University and Peking University seem to be run by your family, okay?

Cao Ming was a little depressed in his heart, but Sheng Yunze was quite calm. He gave Duan Yi a bite of the peeled grapes, then put his hand near his mouth, caught the grape seeds that Duan Yi spit out, and said, "It's up to you."

Cao Ming: ...

Well, young people fall in love, graduation means breaking up.

It's not something that lasts forever.

And judging by Sheng Yunze's appearance, it's not easy to save money.

Cao Ming adjusted his mentality, Sheng Xi suddenly scooped up a spoonful of chicken soup for Duan Yi very sensiblely: "Brother, drink more chicken soup, grandpa said that when you have a baby in your belly, you should make up for it."

Cao Ming almost spewed out a mouthful of soup, but he forcibly swallowed the hot soup. Before he could speak to Duan Yi, Sheng Yunze's performance began.

With a nervous face (Duan Yi saw it and shouted in his heart, Sheng Yunze, why don't you go to the Beijing Film Academy!), he supported Duan Yi, as if he was a fragile porcelain doll: "Baby is right."

Duan Yi who was forced to become pregnant: ...

Gritting her teeth, "If I don't give birth to anything after ten months, you three will be dead."

Sheng Ming took a sip of the soup calmly: "I didn't participate in this performance, you can't just slander good people—"

Hearing that it was a performance, Cao Ming's hanging heart fell back into his stomach.

That's right, Duan Yi is only 17 years old, how could she be pregnant, the kid is talking nonsense, right?

Then the "nonsense child" Sheng Ming finished his sentence innocently and naively, looked at Duan Yi, and prolonged his voice very intentionally: "Mom—Mi—"

He whimpered, "Am I right!"

Cao Ming: Pupil earthquake.

A chopstick of rice was almost fed into the nostrils.

Cao Ming's meal was really the most non-existent meal in history.

He is actually quite talkative, and he is also a rare and excellent alpha. He is a good match with Duan Yi. In addition, Duan Yi is really handsome and cute, so he became interested in Duan Yi at the dinner party.

In the end, not to mention that he has a boyfriend, he has two fucking children (doubtful, but Cao Ming’s spirit has been greatly attacked, so he firmly believes that these two children belong to Duan Yi and Sheng Yunze), he Another one broke in Mom's stomach!

What the hell!

Are all high school students this wild?

After the meal, Cao Ming said hello and left as if drifting away.

Sheng Xi's devil's little tail shook out a phantom, and waved happily: "Goodbye, auntie!"

Sheng Ming's two little demons suddenly appeared on top of his head with pointed horns, and corrected him: "It's Grandpa."

Sheng Xi: "Goodbye, Grandpa!"

Cao Ming's back staggered: Damn, goodbye!

I don't want to see your family of four in this life!

The author has something to say: there is no need to do a paternity test, it was born by the school belle