[Comprehensive] IF masters have retired

The Holy Grail, who took off his pants, was silent.

Because it dare not.

If someone finds out at such an important time, it is actually there throughout the whole process, and by the way, I have witnessed you kiss me and me.

I also know that the end will not be too good.

Somehow the Holy Grail who is experienced in eating dog food would not do such a stupid thing.

It managed to find the body(s) it left behind, and because it was attracted by most of the Holy Grail fragments, it gave birth to consciousness. Instead of merging all the fragments, it let all consciousnesses (personality) live in harmony like a schizophrenic patient. in the body.

What is the old saying?Three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang.

With so many consciousnesses in its body, its desire to survive is still extremely strong.

So when it realized that it had also unconsciously made a sound, it immediately backed away, moved away, and immediately moved itself outside the door of the bachelor apartment, acting obediently as the door god.

Seeing Emiya Shirou's extraordinarily serious face, Li Xiang was shocked and immediately reacted.

Just before the other party's frowning eyebrows were about to get entangled, he immediately replied: "Your food is delicious! Of course it is your best food!

Well, after omitting the verb, somehow it sounds bad.

Emiya Shirou also realized that his jealousy was inexplicable, but how could he relax and admit defeat at this time?

He maintained his momentum, his lips were pursed and turned white, and his cheeks were twitching. From a distance, he looked like a wild animal in panic, as if he was not satisfied with the answer.

How could such a naive and angry question be asked by oneself?

Why!Why not ask a, more—question?

Lixiang felt the anger on him, and subconsciously wanted to smooth his hair.

His mouth was grinning, showing his white teeth, and he was about to say something.

Emiya Shiro, he stepped up.

The adjectives here are purely used by the Holy Grail who was secretly peeping outside and growling in his heart.

Emiya Shiro just looks fierce, whoever has been with him doesn't know his gentleness?

He brushed up the broken hair on Lixiang's forehead as he did in the infirmary before, his palms were big and thick, like a thick blanket covering part of Lixiang's skin, his temperature approached, and finally put a kiss Between Lixiang's eyebrows.

Light and sweet.

"Good boy."

Good boy who loves to eat his dishes.

Even without realizing who made the meal, he would obediently stuff every bite into his mouth.

Before each meal, I said seriously: I started, and thanked the food.

This kiss completely ignited Li Xiang.

The elder's kindness and pure love were mixed together, burning from the center of his brow.

The melon in my head, which was not sober at first, exploded at this moment.

He grabbed Emiya Shirou by the collar.

"do you like me?"

he asked.

The grabbed collar tightly strangled Emiya Shirou's neck like a rope, making him unable to breathe, and even for a moment, he felt that those hands, which were also adults, grabbed his soul.

I--

"Like it."

Why not?

If you don't like him, how can you cook food for this rough-natured guy in obscurity for so long?

Is that right?

After a long absence, Lixiang showed a sunny and silly smile in front of his heroic spirit again—of course, the person in front of him is likely to be not just his heroic spirit in the future.

He leaned on the other party like a koala, his naughty and silly smile confused the heroic spirit in front of him.

"Then you, do you think about it..."

"with me?"

The Holy Grail wanted to jump up on the spot and give Fujimaru Tachika a big red flower.

Unexpectedly!

Still, the boy with no love experience is more reliable, bold and decisive, without so many worries, and releases the treasure directly at Emiya Shirou's vitals.

Lixiang has a wider range of contact with her skin, the clothes rub against each other, and each other's body temperature is transmitted to each other through the clothes.

Emiya Shirou was trembling all over, he seemed to be a monk who was entangled by goblins, struggling to resist the temptation.

"I like you too." Li Xiang turned around, as if he had finally discovered something.

At this time, it is very irresponsible to talk about guilt and regret, and Tatsuka Fujimaru would not do this.

There is no time to dwell on the past and regrets, and trying to solve real problems is the most important thing.

"Maybe I don't like you like Weigong likes me," he chewed every word, revealing his sincerity, "but I will work hard, every day I will try harder to like you than yesterday."

"I will like Emiya Shiro the most, and you will be the number one in the world."

He is an adult who is close to 30 years old. Having experienced ups and downs in society, he knows that such sincerity is the most hard-won thing.

He discovered this sincerity, and also felt the long-lost beating in himself.

Then he will fight for it.

It has nothing to do with whether the other party likes you or not, cherish this relationship, speak out your thoughts, and do it.

In order to be worthy of each other's love, liking, and care.

So he tried to show his sincerity.

Emiya Shirou's eyes wandered, and he didn't look at the man who was very close in front of him. In his eyes, he was always a boy, even if it was himself who kissed the other's forehead.

"I know what I'm talking about."

"I like you, Emiya Shirou."

"Please fall in love with me."

Shirou Emiya went back to Chaldea to report the situation of the master, so he lived in Lixiang's single dormitory in such a daze.

When he didn't even realize it, the two of them just kissed each other like that.

Lips and teeth meet, dry wood and fire burn the old house.

He didn't even realize how he agreed to the other party, he only remembered the joy and joy of every cell in his body.

"Promise him!"

Every cell is calling out like this.

Fortunately, Shirou Emiya was sensible, he tore apart the lips that were stuck together with Lixiang, and said with difficulty, regardless of the sweat on his face and red eyes, "No—"

Then, Fujimaru Tachika grabbed the collar and kissed him again.

The previous Fujimaru was not so clingy.

Thinking in such a trance, the two confirmed their relationship.

According to the traditional concept of love in the East, the normal steps of communication are getting acquainted, getting acquainted, holding hands, hugging, kissing, and living together.

However, the two of them are so familiar that when they live together, they don't even need to communicate with each other. Just simple eye contact can help each other accomplish anything.

They didn't even figure out how the relationship between each other blossomed and fruited, so they lived together in a daze.

Seems a little less romantic.

Looking back, it was as if my own sperm had gotten into my head.

Fujimaru Tachika lit a cigarette, didn't smoke it, just held the cigarette in his hand, leaned his head against the glass window of the smoking room, and quietly watched the cigarette on his fingertips turn into ashes under the burning of sparks.

Isn't it just the sperm on the brain?

From realizing Emiya's feelings hidden under the most ordinary daily meals, to recalling what is throbbing in my heart, to the communication lines uttered with courage.

but--

He raised his eyes and looked at himself vaguely on the glass window. The smile on his face could not be deceiving.

Unlike when he mentioned his good friends, as long as he thinks of the name Emiya Shirou now, the smile on his face looks extraordinarily——

"Senior Lixiang, your smile is particularly lewd/slutty."

Fujimaru Tachika immediately put away his smile, and from the reflection in the glass, he knew who it was.

"It's Hong Gao."

He looked at the junior, with a joking threat between his words: "Do you still want this year's bonus?"

How to put it, he is nearly thirty years old, and his ability and personality are good, and he is not a fake.

It is not a problem to mix up a department general manager.

He has a good relationship with the employees below, but when he is the general manager, he spends more time dealing with the leaders above, and he doesn't have much time to meet the employees in the company. Just a chat in the smoking room.

As for the lunch break or when I saw this junior playing games with a game console.

Heck, he doesn't know anything.

Being ridiculed by the other party like this, he was not angry, and even a little happy, because he himself realized what the reason for the bright smile that could not be suppressed on his face was.

Hirodaka Nito is not a talkative person. He looked at this senior who was calm and reliable to his superiors and lively and trusting to his subordinates on weekdays, and looked at the other person's expression which was completely different from the past, and said sincerely: "Congratulations."

Li Xiang let out a low laugh, he raised his hands to cover his face, the soot on his fingers was almost shaken off by his laughter.

"Thank you."

During the time when a cigarette was burned out, Li Xiang quickly sorted out his feelings, and patted his junior on the shoulder.

He noticed that the other party touched the pocket of his trousers from time to time, and he knew that he wanted to use his mobile phone.

Why use a mobile phone?

Because there is a message from an important person on the phone.

He wouldn't notice it before, but now it's different.

He could see something from Nito Hiroko's face, so now he said sincerely: "You work hard too."

A social animal who was working hard in his seat, a pink-haired chick who texted Hirodaka Nito sneezed unconsciously.

After all, there are really dull people like them in the world.

Today, Tatsuka Fujimaru is in charge of grocery shopping. He is still carrying a briefcase on his body and carrying large and small bags of fruits and vegetables. There is nothing wrong with it.

When I got home, there was already a faint fragrance coming out of the house.

Emiya Shirou was wearing an apron and holding a snack in his hand. Hearing the sound of the door opening, he unconsciously softened his expression towards the person who entered the door.

"came back."

Right, that is it.

Lixiang suddenly said to herself in her heart.

This is what he wants.

He raised the bag in his hand, "I'm back."

There is no shortage of showing off in the action: look, I did a good job!

Emiya Shiro handed over the bag naturally, stuffed the dim sum in Lixiang's hand, and planned to turn around and put the things into the kitchen.

The moment he turned around, Li Xiang quickly put the freshly baked dessert in his mouth.

Even before swallowing, the aroma of milk and the sweetness of flour have already made his mouth water.

"I like Emiya more than yesterday." He said vaguely.

The bracelet tightened around the opponent's waist, and the computer bag on his back slipped down at some point.

A piece of fabric that was too pink slipped out of his bag.

"So...you don't like the gift I bought later, so don't kill me to silence me, okay?"

Well, he studied cooking with Emiya Shiro from another world, and while realizing that he didn't have the talent in this area, he also realized: Heck, so what.

All he could think of in his straight man's mind was to buy more kitchen utensils for Emiya as gifts.

And then saw...the apron.

Open the door to a new world, please do: Apron PLAY.

Although I don't know what Fujimaru Tachika's idea is, but judging from his years of fighting wits and courage with the opponent, it is not a good thing.

With such a big burden, he walked into the kitchen with a normal expression, and after putting away all the ingredients, he gently rolled up his sleeves—in case it was inconvenient to do it later.

"Tell me what? I won't be angry."

No wonder——

Ritsuka stuffed the snacks into his mouth in two or three bites, and rested his forehead on Emiya Shirou's thick back.

The two of them fought fiercely, and the spirit was very hot, but in fact, there was no substantial progress in the sexual aspect. He held the determination: Come on, die and die.

Thinking that the dim sum had already been swallowed anyway, he simply said, "I bought some kitchen utensils...and an apron."

"If you don't wear it..." He looked at his lover's trembling back, and put his arms around his waist, "I can wear it."

He remedied in a low voice.

The author has something to say:

The world of Lixiang No. [-] is "It's Hard to Love Otaku and Rotten Girls"

Holy Grail: As expected of you!

How dare you!

Send Emiya Mama apron!

Still a pink apron!

Then when the other party is angry, say: I can wear it too!

Sao or Lixiang Sao!Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of Sanshui;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!