[Comprehensive] IF masters have retired

To kiss or not to kiss?

This is a serious question--

What a ghost!

Emiya Shirou didn't even think about it, he just took the spray bottle in his hand and gently put it on the mouth of Lixiang No. What worrying words.

The body of the spray bottle is not cold, because it was held by Emiya Shiro's big hand for a long time, the body temperature of the other party was printed on it, and the warm body of the bottle covered Lixiang's lips.

This also seems a bit ambiguous.

Lixiang No. [-] just got enlightened yesterday. He is old, but he still has zero experience.

At the end of the day, I would just be idle and bored at home and close the curtains to secretly watch some romantic dramas that didn't fit other people's designs. All the romantic scenes were completed by my own head.

The first time he met the practice, he immediately showed his original shape.

At first I wanted to make a show of the spray bottle approaching, but unfortunately I couldn't keep up with my brain. After the warm touch touched my lips, Lixiang No. [-] subconsciously reacted:

I blushed.

He opened his mouth slightly, and the moist soft flesh inside his lips touched the spray bottle, and the fine mist spread.

Emiya Shirou could feel the wetness on the edges of his fingers.

It was as if someone had put his finger in his mouth.

It's clearly a Playboy character design, and Emiya Shirou himself can't stand it.

Fortunately, his skin is dark, and the redness is not as obvious as that of Fujimaru Tachika.

Hey, Emiya Shirou, where is your Playboy character set?

The two of them haven't said anything yet.

It was as if everything had been said.

An ambiguous atmosphere spread vaguely, the two of them sat on a simple bench in the infirmary, and the other leaned on a simple desk in the infirmary.

No one made a sound.

Lixiang No. [-] didn't know what was going on.

The name Emiya Mama was not called for nothing. When he was injured in the past, it was not that Emiya Mama held him there to bandage the wound—it could even be said that most of the bandaging tasks were given to the trustworthy Mama.

But why?

Same finger, same temperature, same person.

How could the reassuring temperature of the other party's big hands, transmitted through a small spray bottle, make him blush?

The usual eloquent mouth was useless, and the flexible head was also messed up into a mess.

Feeling ashamed of the courtship-like kiss-seeking lines that I just uttered when I was in office, my white teeth collided up and down, and I tried my best to prevent my head from moving away like a deserter.

"if--"

Fujimaru Tachika struggled to find a way out for herself.

"Sorry, it looks like I'm feeling fine."

"forget--"

forget it.

Emiya Shirou suddenly couldn't suppress it, all kinds of complicated emotions in his heart lost control at this moment.

All worries, all past repressions, all the dungeons he had drawn for himself fell apart at this moment.

He waited too long for this silly boy to come to his senses.

It's been so long that I almost forgot what kind of feelings I have.

What kind of feeling is that?

Sympathy for the back?

Appreciation for people of the same background?

Admiration for the other party's hard work and persistence along the way?

The helplessness of being called numbly by others, and the secret joy of being well hidden under the helplessness.

His likes are silent.

This adult, mature, and gentle heroic spirit.

His liking is not possessive, nor does he have excessive desire and explosive power.

Just like the food he cooked for Fujimaru Tachika, after falling into the stomach, it provided power for people's activities slowly and without haste.

Quietly, and without much thought.

He pulled his hand away, and the fingers that were firmly grasping the spray bottle were completely wetted by the water mist exhaled by Lixiang No. [-], and the bottle fell off and jumped out.

There was a crisp sound on the floor.

He is half a head smaller than Lixiang No. [-] Tall.

Not to mention Li Xiang is sitting now.

With one hand, he pressed Lixiang's shoulder almost completely forcefully, and with the other hand, he lifted Lixiang No. [-]'s chin in a frivolous and playful way.

Emiya Shirou showed his aggressive side.

"You mean—let me forget?"

At this time, Lixiang No. [-] was like a white swan waiting to be slaughtered, its exposed Adam's apple was exposed to the air, and because of hesitating posture, it had to roll frequently.

Emiya Shiro's rough fingers moved down along the line of his beautiful jaw, rubbing the position of Adam's apple ambiguously twice.

In just a few seconds, Emiya Shirou bullied Tachika No. [-] with just one action.

His whole body glowed a delicious red, like a fresh peach in summer, the plump juice almost overflowed the fragile skin.

The not-so-delicate skin had no choice but to surrender under the cocoon in Shirou Emiya's hands.

The hands that created delicious food also caused a shudder in him.

A complete virgin magician, no match for a playboy.

Emiya Shirou's silver hair fell down with his lowered head, which softened the opponent's temperament and destroyed his meticulousness.

The thoughts that belonged to his heart finally leaked out along with the slightly messy hairstyle.

He slowly approached Lixiang's upturned face, his troubled fingers went up again, and finally landed on Lixiang No. [-]'s bruise that had disappeared.

He rubbed it lightly and slowly.

Then he put Lixiang No. [-]'s brain, which was a mess of paste, in the microwave oven and turned it again and again.

Emiya Shirou, who has experienced so much, has experienced ups and downs, and his aura is highlighted. There are deep nicks between his brows, deep eyes, and every word is almost squeezed out of his thin lips.

The muscles on his face trembled as he spoke the words, as if he had made a big decision.

"Let me forget?"

After the incident, Lixiang No. [-] didn't seem to remember what happened at that time, he only felt that he was forced to raise his head, and only Emiya Shirou's face was left in the whole world and field of vision.

He felt hot fingers wrap around his Adam's apple.

There is only one thought left in my heart: it turns out—Emiya is also very handsome.

Now, Emiya Shirou finally lost his image as "Emiya Mama" in front of Fujimaru Tatsuka, and became a "person".

The next day, Emiya Shiro took Lixiang No. [-] to bid farewell to everyone in this world.

Lixiang No. [-]'s full title is not in the state, he follows Emiya Shirou like a daughter-in-law, as long as he does not need to directly participate in the topic, he empties himself in a visible gesture.

When someone mentions him, he will reply belatedly: "Ah? What are you talking about, sorry, I didn't pay attention just now."

After coming here a few times, Lixiang No. [-] and the others stopped talking. Anyway, they agreed with Emiya Shiro in the world next door to share technology. It is not a bad idea to visit the world of Lixiang No. [-] OK.

Shirou Emiya of Lixiang No. [-] world is the person who gets along with Lixiang No. [-] the most. He looks at the two people whose atmosphere is obviously wrong—one of them is himself from another world.

He pursed his lips and said hesitantly, "Lixiang, are you okay?"

He exchanged glances with his other self as he spoke.

Read the warning from "my own" eyes.

"Stay away from him."

Emiya Shiro wrote these four words on his face.

Be wary of everyone, especially yourself.

Lixiang No. [-] came back to his senses, and before he left, he finally cheered up and said goodbye to everyone one by one.

He can even remember that He Fujimaru apologized in the future, saying that as the host, he didn't have time to bring the other party to meet fun things in his own chassis.

Then facing Emiya Shirou who had been with him for more than a day, he sincerely expressed his gratitude to the other party.

After all, Shirou Emiya, who was able to discover his own world, was "uneasy and kind" in a sense because of the other party's craftsmanship.

He said seriously: "Thank you for the food, it's delicious. Although I didn't learn it, thank you anyway."

The parting scene was sad no matter what, and the people on both sides were not in a muddle-headed manner. After the communication, Lixiang No. [-] stood at the portal with Shirou Emiya.

Saying goodbye to each other, the Holy Grail is also ready at the side.

Anyway, we will meet again.

With this in mind, the two parties parted ways.

After Lixiang came back to his senses, Emiya Shirou closed his mouth, silently being a transparent person beside him.

They did not walk through the space-time rift built by Chaldea, but were sent back by the Holy Grail.

Unexpectedly, the landing place was not Chaldea, but the apartment Tatsuka rented in the real world.

Lixiang was immediately relieved by the familiar layout and environment.

Fearing that the Holy Grail was unreliable, he was sent to an unknown place again.

In order to prevent him from getting separated from Emiya Shirou, he tightly held each other's hands, and now his feet were on the floor again, and he quickly wanted to let go of the two people's holding hands.

Emiya Shirou didn't let go.

After coming out of the infirmary yesterday, Li Xiang, who was the first to tease him, kept avoiding him. Since he had revealed his thoughts, he didn't want to continue pretending.

Now they are in a confined space again, and there are only the two of them in the space.

If you don't attack at this time, will you have to wait until Fujimaru Tachika of this world and someone else give birth to Fujimaru Mirai of this world before you regret it?

It was the Master who teased me first.

Emiya Shirou thought so, his thin lips tightly pursed into a line.

It was he who took the initiative to break my disguise, and there is absolutely no reason for him to shrink back into his shell.

not to mention--

"The food he cooks is better, or the food I cook is better?"

The him here, without a doubt, is Emiya Shirou from another world.

As the royal chef of Chaldea, even if he is in another world, his skills in cooking and housekeeping cannot be lost.

Fujimaru Tachika: "Huh?"

It was indeed just the two of them in the room.

"Ah?" The Holy Grail, which was transmitted along with it, also spit out a question mark from its mouth.

It is not a human being, no problem.

It's a Holy Grail's trousers that have been taken off, you Emiya Shiro let me see this? !

The author has something to say:

Holy Grail: Ah him!What are you doing!

hhhh there is another chapter I will start to code now, you guys will watch it tomorrow——?

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Originally typed a long list to explain the reasons for the erratic updates

Now that I think about it, it might be tedious...

I guess you don't like watching 23333 either.

(Try not to mention it in real life)

I'm a little embarrassed, I'll try my best to make it up, and I'll send you a red envelope QAQ