Seduced you, the black-bellied male god is addicted

It was almost noon, and the two of them had probably visited the zoo all over. Si Xin, who had no stamina, felt a little tired, so the two decided to go to the restaurant specially designed for tourists in the zoo to have a meal first, and take a rest by the way. , Then save up your energy and go to see... Yun Xun's favorite animal.

The interior decoration of the restaurant is exquisite, which makes people feel an elegant taste. This is Si Xin's first impression of the restaurant.The two chose a seat by the window and sat down. Not far from the window were lush trees, a piece of tender green. This season seemed to make many things full of vitality.

Si Xin dragged her chin, looked at the scenery outside the window, and then looked at Yun Xun who was no less beautiful than the natural beauty on the opposite side, and her mood suddenly rose.

Really, how can you be so happy?Let him feel that every minute is sweet.

Maybe Si Xin's expression was too intoxicated, Yun Xun didn't bother him, but quietly looked at his fair and delicate face, feeling soft and confused.When I'm with him, I feel that everything I do is worth it.

We are so in love, the world is so quiet.

Just when the inexplicable affection was about to flow, a nice female voice broke the atmosphere, and the waiter asked with a sweet smile: "Excuse me, what do you two want to order? Here is the menu." She said the menu Put it between the two.

Si Xin took the menu unceremoniously, flipped through it page by page, but there was nothing he particularly wanted to eat. He was not satisfied until he turned to the next few pages and the word couple set meal appeared in his sight. He laughed, leaned up slightly, showed the menu to Yun Xun who was opposite, and said, "Xun, how about we eat this couple's set meal? It looks, um...it looks delicious."

"It's up to you." Yun Xun raised his eyebrows, looking like a loyal dog who is in charge of everything.

With Yun Xun's approval, Si Xin said to the waiter, "I want a couple's meal."

"Couple...set meal?" Even if he had already cultivated enough ability to be calm before taking up the job, but the current situation still made the staid waitress stunned for a moment, and repeated it uncertainly.

"Yeah." Si Xin nodded, "It's a couple's package!"

"...Okay, please wait a moment." Although the waiter felt that it was strange for two men to order a couple's set meal, he immediately wrote it down and left slowly.

Seeing her leaving back, Si Xin couldn't help wrinkling her nose.Seeing Si Xin's appearance, Yun Xun smiled, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong with us eating the couple's set meal, you just look at me with that weird look, it's so annoying!" Si Xin complained to Yun Xun without hiding her inner thoughts.

"Don't care about others, you just care about me." Yun Xun said domineeringly, "Remember, in this world, you only need to care about my thoughts, otherwise your brain will not be able to function."

After hearing what Yun Xun said, Si Xin nodded in agreement, "Well, it really makes sense."

……

After a while, the couple's set meal was prepared and served on the table.One big and one small.Obviously, the smaller one is for women and the larger one is for men.

The delicious dishes aroused Si Xin's greed.He looked at Yun Xun pitifully, and begged, "Xun, can I eat the big one?"

Knowing Si Xin's appetite, Yun Xun snapped his fingers decisively when he heard his words, and called the waiter over again, "Another set meal for couples."

Seeing Yun Xun's series of actions, Si Xin couldn't help being a little puzzled, "Xun, why do you order another one?"

"So that I can eat." Yun Xun said in a calm voice, raising his arms as he spoke, consciously taking the smaller one in front of him.

"..." Si Xin finally understood Yun Xun's meaning, and couldn't help but blushed, "Oh, why are you doing this, it's as if I eat a lot."

"...You ate a lot." Yun Xun continued to make up the knife lightly.

"..." Si Xin said that he just took his anger out on the meal, which led to him actually eating a large portion of the two couples' set meals in the end.

Seeing this, Yun Xun said, "I really have the foresight."

"..."

Si Xin said that his little heart was hurt by ten thousand plus.

……

After eating and drinking, the two began to visit the zoo again.According to Si Xin's words: We paid [-], [-], not [-], let alone [-]!If I don't stay here until eight o'clock today, I'm sorry for my lost money. (Obviously it's Yun Xun's money.)

So, the two continued to wander around in circles bored until Yun Xun seemed to have unintentionally led him to a place with a particularly deep environment.

For some reason, Si Xin stopped in front of this door, swallowed and said to Yun Xun, "Xun, don't you think it's so eerie? I'm getting goose bumps all over my body."

"No." Yun Xun shrugged, very naturally, "Go in and have a look."

"...Can I not go?" Si Xin held Yun Xun's arm tightly, "I always feel that this place is not the place I should go."

It seems that this idiot's intuition is still very accurate.However, the corners of Yun Xun's mouth curled up slightly, and he poked Si Xin's vitals all of a sudden, "Tsk tsk, I've already paid for it, don't you really feel it's a pity if you don't take a look?"

That's right, he paid eight hundred.I have to say that Yun Xun really knows Si Xin too well.With just this one sentence, all the struggles just now are gone, only the determination to make money back, Si Xin said arrogantly, "Let's go and see!"

"Ok."

Si Xin was so careless this time that she even forgot to look at the sign hanging outside the door, it was the word Snake Garden.

After the two walked through the gate, Si Xin immediately felt a cold chill, which struck from the soles of his feet and swept across his whole body in an instant.

The inexplicable chill forced him to hold Yun Xun's arm tightly, and he was about to entrust the weight of his entire body on Yun Xun.

After walking a few steps, I saw a space surrounded by fake trees and rocks, surrounded by glass.Out of curiosity, Si Xin took Yun Xun and walked a few steps forward, trying to see what kind of animal it was.

After poking his head and looking for a long time, but seeing nothing, Si Xin's heart relaxed.But at that moment, Si Xin suddenly felt a creature swooping over his head.

Raising his head almost uncontrollably, Si Xin saw a snake with yellow patterns on top of his head, attacking him, and frantically spit out the message——

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.!

Yun Xun was forced to squat with him, and waited until he stopped screaming, then said helplessly, "What courage are you? There is glass blocking it."

"...Woo...scared." Si Xin still buried her head, not daring to look anywhere.

"Idiot." Yun Xun rubbed his head, then hugged him into his arms and patted his back, "Didn't I just say that. I will protect you."

"...Take me out! You scoundrel!" Si Xin hugged Yun Xun's neck, snot and tears rubbed against his clothes, and kept scolding him, "Who wants your protection?" Lah, bring me to the snake, woo hoo... bastard!"

Yun Xun carried him out obediently, but in a place where Si Xin couldn't see, his eyes flashed with pride.

In the future, this guy probably won't want to come to a place like the zoo anymore, those ugly things want to compete with him for Si Xin's attention, what a beautiful idea!

If Si Xin could hear Yun Xun's inner voice, she didn't know how she would feel.I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse to have this naive and domineering top-quality vinegar king at the booth...

……

With this unpleasant episode, Si Xin ran out of the snake garden and ran to the gate.He will never come to a place like the Snake Garden in the future!Scared him to death, scared him to death!

Yun Xun was obviously very satisfied with his results, he walked slowly with Si Xin, his eyebrows raised slightly, showing his excellent mood at this time.

After the two of them walked for a long time, Si Xin finally calmed down.He stared at the culprit ferociously, and said word by word, "Xun, why did you take me there!"

When Yun Xun heard this, he didn't feel ashamed at all for teasing him, instead he replied naturally, "I've seen so many animals you like, so you should always look at the animals I like."

This answer seems reasonable.Si Xin's heart that was always gray and angry suddenly became less angry.But, he really didn't want to see the snake.Forget it, I won't even go to the zoo anymore, so I won't have to see snakes again!He didn't have to get angry with Yun Xun over such a trivial matter.

It seems that someone is in the middle of his arms...

"Where are we going next?" Seeing that Si Xin had figured it out, Yun Xun raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Wait a minute, let me see my plan." Si Xin took out the plan paper from his backpack, glanced at it, put it back, and said solemnly to Yun Xun, "Go to the cinema, let's go!"

"See a movie?"

"Yeah!" Si Xin nodded, and then told Yun Xun, "You mustn't be so cold like last time! I was laughing so hard, but you didn't have any expression on your face, as if I was an idiot. Did you know?"

"However, if I pretend to be amused in order to save your face, then..." Yun Xun paused in the middle of speaking.

"So what's the matter?"

"In the eyes of others, we are just two idiots. Do you think it's better for you alone, or for us together?" Yun Xun raised an important question very seriously, and immediately Si Xin was at a loss.

Si Xin, who is all centered on Yun Xun, of course, after careful consideration, chose to be an idiot.

After that, Si Xin really did it herself.

Because when watching this so-called dark horse comedy at the box office, Yun Xun really didn't laugh from the beginning to the end, while Si Xin laughed from the beginning to the end.