Seduced you, the black-bellied male god is addicted

At nine o'clock, after the two had dinner at home, they set off in a mighty manner according to Si Xin's plan.

The first stop, of course, is to go to the zoo.Speaking of the zoo, Si Xin has coveted this place for a long time.Before when Yun Xun was away, he was not interested in anything, but now that Yun Xun is here, he feels kind to every plant and tree, and feels that everything in the world is extremely beautiful.Not to mention the cute animals that have always fascinated him.

On the way to the zoo, Si Xin looked up at Yun Xun and smiled, "Xun, what animal do you like best?"

Yun Xun gave him a cold, swishing look, and said a word from his thin lips, "Snake."

It was obviously a very flat tone, but Si Xin shuddered all over when he heard it, and said in disbelief, "Snake...snake? No...no way."

Listening to Si Xin's stammering words, Yun Xun seemed to have discovered something very interesting, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, extremely charming, "Afraid of snakes?"

"Nonsense...nonsense! I'm not afraid." Si Xin's face turned pale but he pretended to be calm, "Who would be afraid of that thing, I just feel a little..."

"Something?"

"...disgusting. Don't you think? You're naked and super cold-blooded. Huh... just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable." Si Xin shook her body unconsciously as she spoke, and then turned to Yun Xun Confused, "Xun, how could you... like this snake animal?"

"Cold-blooded, very good animal." Yun Xun licked his lips, the taste of temptation erupted in an instant, Si Xin stared blankly, could only move his lips in a murmur, and walked away following Yun Xun's words, " Yes, it is a very good animal..."

"No, it's not good..." Si Xin realized what he said after finishing speaking, and immediately refuted with a sad face, and then begged Yun Xun, "Xun, I don't want to see snakes, don't!"

"Look at your guts." Yun Xun rubbed his head and smiled lightly, "It's not a big deal to be afraid of snakes, I dare not say it yet."

"...Well, I'm afraid." Si Xin admitted pitifully, "I'm really afraid."

"Hey, I will protect you." Seeing Si Xin's pitiful little expression, Yun Xun's eyes suddenly softened, looking at Si Xin like a deep sea, full of love.

"Ah."

However, at this moment, he still doesn't fully understand what Yun Xun's phrase "I will protect you" means.But by the time he understood, it was too late...

After half an hour's journey, the two arrived at the gate of the zoo.Because it is a relatively advanced zoo, tickets are naturally not cheap.Looking at an [-] ticket, Si Xin felt that his liver was hurting.Eight hundred, no, one thousand and sixteen, he can buy a purebred dog and raise it at home.

By the way, buy a dog and take it home!How is he so witty!

As soon as this idea came out, Si Xin completely forgot about money or not. His eyes were bright, and he was thinking about buying a puppy. He didn't come back to his senses until Yun Xun patted him on the head. .

Looking at the benefactor in front of him, Si Xin's eyes became brighter. The way he looked at Yun Xun was like looking at a living Buddha.This gaze made Yun Xun startled, snapped his fingers in front of Si Xin, and Yun Xun said, "What are you thinking?"

"Oh, it's nothing, nothing..." Si Xin waved his hand, for the time being, he couldn't let Yun Xun know his thoughts. After all, Yun Xun is a clean freak and hates hairy things extremely.He must find a particularly suitable time to discuss with him, so Yun Xun had to agree. (I don't know where your confidence comes from)

"Let's go in quickly." Si Xin took Yun Xun's arm and walked in excitedly, but that thought kept hovering over his head until he saw the first animal in the zoo - alpaca .

"Ah! Xun," Si Xin couldn't restrain his excitement, he let go of Yun Xun and ran to the fence, pointed at the alpaca and shouted at Yun Xun, "Grass mud horse, grass mud horse!"

As soon as Si Xin said this, he immediately felt a lot of strange eyes cast on him, which made him feel weird.He couldn't help lowering the volume, and turned his hand into a speaker and whispered to Yun Xun, "Xun, weedy horse, come and see."

"This little boy looks weird, how come he utters dirty words." A middle-aged aunt was puzzled.

"Hey, you don't know about that. There are some children now...that's how it is." Another aunt explained quite understandingly.

When Yun Xun passed by them, he happened to hear their conversation, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching.

However, he walked up to Si Xin as if nothing had happened, and told him with a smile, "Idiot, don't call him by his nickname loudly in the future, okay?"

"Why?" Si Xin scratched her hair, "But I don't know its name either."

Two bunches of uneducated people.A bunch of nicknames that don't know it, and a big name that doesn't know it.

"Look at the sign." Yun Xun reminded, and Si Xin noticed that there was a sign hanging on the side, with its name, place of production and so on.

Si Xin went over to have a look, only to realize that its name was Alpaca.Now, he finally knew why there were those strange eyes.Dare to feel that he is swearing.

He rubbed his head in embarrassment, walked up to Yun Xun, stuck out his tongue, "Xun, I'm embarrassing you again."

"It's okay." Yun Xun comforted him, "When I come out to play with you, I don't have such a thing as face."

"..."

Is this a consolation or a naked last shot?Si Xin wanted to cry but had no more tears.

……

The two of them saw many animals one after another, such as golden monkeys, hippos, rhinos, giraffes... many things they had seen on TV suddenly appeared in front of them, and Si Xin couldn't help but feel uncontrollable. It showed a side of him that hadn't seen the world.Yun Xun stayed with him all the time, without any expression of disgust.

It is true that, as he himself said, when he came out with Si Xin, a guy who loves to yell at every turn, he didn't intend to take face as an obstacle.

"Wow! Panda, panda!" When seeing the panda, Si Xin felt even more excited as if he had been pumped.

"Ah."

"National treasure, it looks so cute." Si Xin opened her mouth wide and looked at the panda from a distance through an iron gate without blinking, "The one that eats bamboo is so cute, it seems like touching it head."

Si Xin was so focused on the panda that he forgot that Yun Xun, the supreme jealous king, existed beside him.

Although he really didn't want to admit that he was jealous of pandas, Yun Xun still pulled Si Xin who was about to be stuck into the iron gate with super possessiveness, imprisoned him in his arms, and warned, "Don't watch it any more. .”

"What's the matter?" Si Xin was held in Yun Xun's arms, but his eyes were still staring at the panda. This made Yun Xun even more jealous, and he turned Si Xin's face to face him. Self, proudly said, "Is it as handsome as me?"

"..."

Who is more handsome, Yun Xun or Panda?What the hell is this?Si Xin swallowed, expressing that she couldn't understand the question.

Si Xin's ignorant expression made Yun Xun instantly angry from embarrassment. In order to cover up his annoyance, Yun Xun pressed Si Xin against the wall beside him without thinking, and kissed him deeply.

At the end of the kiss, Yun Xun nodded in satisfaction seeing Si Xin's whole body limp and flushed cheeks, and then took a provocative look at the panda who had witnessed this scene inside the iron gate. (The panda is still eating the bamboo safely, expressing its innocence.)

……

After Si Xin fully recovered, they were already thousands of miles away from the panda area, and came to the territory of various wolves.

At this time, Si Xin saw that there was a cage next to it, and inside the cage was a stone room, surrounded by many people.With the mentality of watching the fun, Si Xin and Yun Xun also walked over, but because there were already many people around, they could only watch from the side.

No wonder there are so many people around. It turns out that there is a particularly beautiful wolf walking around like a model.Those haughty and detached little eyes are like a swan who has always been noble, looking at the group of mortals who admire her with contempt.

After the wolf walked several times, it seemed that it had enough to show off, so it walked back into the stone room with twists and turns.After a while, another wolf walked out. According to Si Xin's preliminary judgment, it should be her husband.

Because the wolf's eyes were too sharp, after he glanced at everyone coldly, he turned his butt straight to the crowd outside the cage and stopped.

Just when Si Xin was still wondering why the wolf stopped suddenly, in a blink of an eye, he quickly shot a bubble of urine at the crowd watching the excitement in the center, and then ran back quickly. The stone house.

This happened so suddenly that many people were stunned, until the unlucky middle-aged man who was sprayed with urine burst out a hoarse cry, "Ahhh!!"

Then, the crowd with him at the center quickly dispersed and ran towards the nearest faucet, everyone's faces were full of expressions of eating.

How should I put this matter?

It is indeed sad.

However, Si Xin couldn't bear the urge to burst out laughing.However, as a person who was embarrassed to add fuel to the fire, Si Xin chose to bury his face in Yun Xun's arms, his shoulders shrugged non-stop, and tears were about to burst out.

It's Yun Xun around, so I don't want to be kind.He suppressed his smile, and patted Si Xin on the shoulder, "Don't laugh too hard, be careful of facial cramps for a while."

"Haha..." Si Xin got up from Yun Xun's arms, covered her mouth with her hands, and looked at Yun Xun with a blushing face, "It's so funny, that wolf...haha...you must get revenge." With this incident, this A visit to the zoo is not in vain.

"Okay, look at your smile." Yun Xun patted Si Xin's back with his big palm, slowly giving him relief.

"Xun, no, I must take a picture of him. It's so fun!" Si Xin said, taking out the phone that had been useless in his pocket, ran to the middle, and aimed at the stone room.

Yun Xun followed helplessly, "Be careful, he will do the same."

"...Xun, why didn't you say it earlier!" Si Xin's expression suddenly became panicked. He put his phone in his pocket and ran away with Yun Xun. Peeing on the face, it feels...too sour."