How to Save a Failed Farm

Lance followed Ye Qun with his newly registered Weibo account.He doesn't know Chinese, so he left messages in Chinese with emojis and a simple translator, and with his strange Weibo name, he looks like a zombie fan...

Ye Qun's ex-girlfriend was a foodie. At that time, in order to please her, he often searched for high-rated restaurants in Beijing and took her there. After returning, he wrote reviews on Weibo. He was considered a half-food blogger, but he had a lot of fans on Weibo. .

Although he seldom logged on to Weibo after breaking up with his ex-girlfriend, Ye Qun played clubs in college and often won awards. After graduation, he steadily rose to the elite level of annual salary calculation. Many alumni follow him.So not long after his photo was posted, there were a lot of likes and replies, all of which were familiar IDs, his old classmates and fans:

I struggle with what to eat every day: [Wow, the food blogger has become a cute blogger? 】

momo sauce: [It's Erha. 】

Give me two catties of code: [Missing persons return.dog head.jpg]

But what everyone is most interested in is Lance's message, because it was the first one, it was pushed to the first place:

Study hard and lift iron every day: [Patriotic brother, I am the successor of socialism, let me know. 】

Then edit the live broadcast and eat the keyboard: [Who is this person, is my male god an idiot fan? 】

Brother Coordinate: [This name is either a zombie fan or a trumpet. 】

Crispy Ha Shiqi: [Wait, the male god and him follow each other! 】

The comment area suddenly exploded:

Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou: [The male god is his only follower!Is my Ye Xiaocao ushering in its second spring? 】

Jin Kela: [So you haven't forgotten your Weibo account, where are you recently? I haven't seen you for a long time. 】

Call me lettuce, don’t call me lettuce: @舟舟舟舟舟 [Skeleton.jpg Who captured my male god! 】

Ye Qun was angry and funny, and sent Fan Zhou a WeChat message: Don't fuck me with the rhythm on my Weibo.

Fan Zhou: I'm not, I'm not, I'm just an innocent kitten.

Fan Zhou: I just brought it with me.

Fan Zhou: Am I wrong?

Fan Zhou: Do you dare to admit it!

Ye Qun tried to get away with it: Are you schizophrenic?

Fan Zhou went straight to the point: That Li Aiguo is your 'American girl', right?

Fan Zhou: Laughing makes me die, ouch, you got such a name, your heart is too dark.Sympathy for the big brother.

Ye Qun felt a big pot falling from the sky, and he replied cautiously: Explain, he took it himself.

Fan Zhou: Oh.Indifference.jpg

Fan Zhou almost said that I don't believe it, but he couldn't come up with any strong evidence.Ye Qun angrily came to the kitchen and slapped Lance on the back who was kneading the dough. The big man with rough skin and thick flesh turned his head: "What's the matter, dear?"

"...It's nothing, I just want to say that I'm hungry." Ye Qun looked into his innocent eyes and said against his will.

"It will be ready soon." Lance kissed the corner of his lips, "There are cheese biscuits in the refrigerator, you can eat some first."

"By the way," Ye Qun reminded after walking out of the kitchen, "You are not allowed to serve sandwiches today. You have to teach it a lesson."

Ye Qun turned on the phone again, and Fan Zhou sent him a series of emoticons.Compared with him, who is almost on the verge of four and always pretends that he is a post-00s kid. After the breakup, Ye Qun concentrates on his work, and his life and rest become like an old man. He doesn’t go out at night to hang out with friends. Used to read the news, WeChat has been missing people all year round, and every time he goes to Weibo, he feels that he has opened the door to a new world.

After coming to the United States, they chatted every few days. Ye Qun flipped through his meager emoticons and thought about which one to post. Fan Zhou probably got impatient and sent a video call directly.

Ye Qun clicked accept, and Fan Zhou's magnified face immediately appeared on the screen, and he gave a mean smile: "Hey, look at your happy face, your sex life is very harmonious?"

"Say something quickly." Ye Qun glared at him across the screen.

"He's so fierce, he'll be sad." Fan Zhou pretended to be pitiful with his mouth open.He recently made a girlfriend who is a little model who talks too much, like a contagious neuropathy, he would go into convulsions to imitate his little girlfriend's speech from time to time.

Ye Qun didn't fluctuate in his heart, Lance raised his watery eyes and acted like a baby, he was about to die of myocardial infarction on the spot, but it was Fan Zhou, hehe, I just wanted to beat him up.

"Then you should die of grief." Ye Qun replied mercilessly.

Fan Zhou lost his cooperation, so he had to cough: "My buddy is going to America for a vacation, welcome me?"

Ye Qun raised his eyebrows happily: "When will you come?" He even raised the volume unconsciously.

Lance poked his head out from the mixer: "Are you calling me baby?"

"No honey, I'm on the phone with a friend." Ye Qun said, and Lance shrank back.

"Baby? My dear?" Fan Zhou curled his lips in disgust, "I said, can you pay attention? If my girlfriend hears it, she will have to ask me to call her that when I go back."

"Stop talking nonsense, when are you coming?"

"Before Christmas, my girlfriend was arguing that she had never been abroad, so she had to let me take her abroad for fun. I thought about it, since I want to go abroad, I should come and see you."

Ye Qun smiled. Fan Zhou was one year older than him. The two grew up wearing a pair of trousers, and they treated him like a younger brother since childhood.

"This is a big rural area, there is really nothing here." Ye Qun reminded worriedly, "Is your little girlfriend suffering?"

"Then what do you do every day?"

Ye Qun recalled that they spent a lot of time in bed these days, and said guiltyly: "When the weather is good, I play baseball or go hunting. The farm is quite big, and you can take a walk for a while. But now it's winter. Now, I can only... watch movies or something."

"It's okay. I just came to see you, and I'll leave after a day or two." Fan Zhou said nonchalantly, "I'll contact you when the time comes. I'm going to bed, so hang up first."

Lance came over with a plate of egg tarts, and looked at Ye Qun lazily half-lying on the cushion, like a cat waiting to be fed by the excrement shovel officer. He said vaguely, "That's right, we've made progress."

"I improved the formula." Lance smiled as stupidly as ever, "You look very happy, what happened?"

"My friend is planning to visit us in America."

"Really? That's great!" Lance looked happier than he was. "I'm afraid you'll be bored if you live here all the time."

"How could I be bored with you around?" Ye Qun pulled Lance's neck and exchanged an egg tart kiss with him.

I can laugh all day just looking at the reply under the comment you sent, Ye Qun said in his heart.Well, he is indeed not that innocent. It is really fun to play tricks on honest people. It is reasonable for Fan Zhou to call him black-hearted.

But in the evening, Fan Zhou suddenly called again.

"How many rooms do you have?" There was a bit of noise on the other end of the phone.

"Three rooms." Ye Qun replied casually, clamping the mobile phone between his ears and shoulders, and continued to cut the health-preserving fruits after meals.

"Sanjian! Just right!" Ye Qun heard Fan Zhou shout on the phone, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

"What are you doing?"

"We discussed it. We all have holidays, so we decided to come and see you together. Was it a surprise?" Fan Zhou smiled happily.

"You guys came so neatly... It's as if you're here to find a place for me." Ye Qun was taken aback, and said something as if complaining.

"That's not it," the phone was robbed, it was Feng Ke's voice, he sighed, "You are not familiar with the place in the United States, my buddy has to come to support you."

"I didn't..." Ye Qun explained feebly, he felt more and more weird, the three of them formed a group of relatives and friends, it was like sending off relatives... Wait, what was he thinking?

Although he knew that he would be ridiculed, he still lowered his voice and said, "Lance is an honest man... After you come here, don't use any reason to bully him!"

Ye Qun put all the cut fruits into a glass bowl, and mixed a small amount of salad dressing according to Lance's taste.He passed the sandwich cage, and the sandwich, which had been neglected for a day, slammed its food bowl to the ground with a clatter, as if sulking.

Ye Qun looked at it, and Sandwich picked up the food bowl and dropped it again. He repeated it more than a dozen times, but Ye Qun remained unmoved.Sandwich let out a groan of grievance, arched his back and lay down on his stomach, raised his eyes and looked at him eagerly.

"It's apologizing." Lance appeared out of nowhere, holding a sausage in his hand. Seeing Ye Qun, he hid the sausage behind his back as if startled, and smoothed it with two fingers across the cage. Shun the hair of the sandwich.

Is it because the huskies have become smart or can you understand dog language?Ye Qun stared at him questioningly, Lance's eyes wandered, and he touched Sandwich's head guiltyly: "Hey, do you know how wrong you are, little guy, quickly apologize to Dad."

Sandwich let out a coordinating drawl, his wet blue eyes looking small and helpless.

"You can't spoil it like this, you have to be punished if you make a mistake." Ye Qun said disapprovingly.

"But it's been hungry all day," Lance said dryly. "Uh, I mean, but he apologized..."

Two pairs of eyes of different colors but remarkably similar looked at him expectantly, Ye Qun had no choice but to lose, he said fiercely: "Don't hide, I've seen that ham sausage a long time ago, you'd better make sure it I won't do it again. And you, did you hear me, Sandwich, I will never let you go next time."

"Now I'm tied to you." Lance squatted down helplessly and looked at Sandwich, "You must not betray me, or I won't help you anymore."

"I can't imagine what it would be like if we had a child." Ye Qun held his forehead weakly, wait, what strange thing am I thinking?