How to Save a Failed Farm

In fact, long before this time, the sandwich had already shown a certain tendency to destroy, but it was just biting the legs of the stool and gnawing on the slippers.Lance had educated it several times, but a creature like Huskies couldn't be compared with other dogs at all.

Ye Qun, who was at a loss what to do, had to post a post on a well-known domestic forum: "How to deal with Huskies who are too good at demolition!" , accompanied by a photo of the kitchen he just took.

Probably this topic resonated with too many people, and there were a lot of replies soon.

2nd floor: There is no cure, my own dog, let's make do with it, and throw it away.

Floor 3: Damn it!The landlord, your husky's destructive power is too amazing!

4th Floor: Huskies are really stupid, they won't listen to scolding, no way, the host is asking for more blessings.

5th floor: [quote 4th floor] Erha, Erha, there is an air of a fool in his eyes.

Floor 6: On the upper floor, the only dog ​​that can use IQ to identify whether it is a purebred dog.

7th floor: [quote from 5th floor] If you talk too much, you will be in tears.My erha ate all that could be eaten at home, and begged my friends in the group to adopt my dog ​​and give it away for free. The group, which was originally full of enthusiasm, became quiet in an instant.

8th floor: Damn it hahahahahahahahahahahahaha upstairs laughed me to death.

Floor 9: I feel sorry for the landlord, Huskies are more than just tearing down the house!My Erha dragged me wildly on the grass for 5 minutes in order to chase a golden retriever.I was dragged by it with leaves and dirt all over my body.Like a dog, he forgot that I was still holding him! !

Floor 10: The pictures upstairs made me laugh like crazy!I have a feeling this post is going to be crooked.

Floor 11: The upstairs didn't answer the questions well, let me do it!Sports, sports, sports!Walking the dog is especially important!There must be enough activity, there must be enough activity, there must be enough activity!Say important things three times!Huskies are naturally energetic and curious, and if you don't let them vent their energy, they can only tear down the house.

Floor 12: The scene of this tragedy...is a purebred husky.

Ye Qun sympathetically gave a thumbs-up to the two husky owners upstairs, and replied to the 11th floor: I used to walk the dog every day, but I still gnawed on my slippers and gnawed on the table legs. I couldn’t go out due to the snowstorm in the past two days...

Floor 14: [Quoting from Floor 13] The education is still not in place. Once it destroys something, you can keep scolding it until it is ashamed, and you must not condone it.If you can't get out, you can only lock it in a cage, or tie it up...

Ye Qun put down his phone and saw that Lance was trying to put on a straight face, trying to reason with Sandwich, but the two pairs of wet eyes looked at each other, and even the angle of tilting his head was exactly the same, so he knew that this job could only be done by himself.

Ye Qun angrily taught Sandwich a lesson.His appearance is strong, with deep eye sockets and straight brow bones, slanted sword eyebrows and thin lips, and his temperament is quite fierce when he is not smiling.When he frowned and straightened his face, pursed his lips into a straight line, and reprimanded Sandwich with a game-playing speed and volume, it was indeed much more effective than Lance's soft, unhurried reasoning with it.

Sandwich barked aggrievedly, his blue eyes flickered a few times, his paws rubbed back and forth on the cage, and he whimpered as if he was about to start whimpering in the next second.Lance touched its head, lowered his head to mark the garbage bag, and carried it out.Ye Qun was furious, and didn't feel sorry for it at all. He gave Sandwich a sharp look, and he turned on his phone to refresh and reply.

Floor 15: [Quoting Floor 14]: animation. GIF, let's find out.

Ye Qun clicked on the animation, and a husky tied to the billboard at the door of McDonald's dragged the billboard straight to the restaurant...

"..." Ye Qun glanced at Sandwich, who was locked in the cage and looked out pitifully while leaning on the railing, and heaved a sigh of relief, luckily he wasn't tied to the table leg.

16th floor: [Quoting from 14th floor] Maybe my house is a mutant Erha, the cage can be opened for you to escape.Strong smile.jpg

17th floor: [Quoting from 16th floor] Can you believe that my family broke the lock of the cage and ran out? (Manual goodbye) The upstairs said that Erha is stupid, but Erha is smart, okay, but the obedience is extremely poor!

Floor 18: Mark, this post is my source of happiness hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

19th floor: [Quoting from 14th floor] It’s useless, Erha doesn’t have a long memory at all, scold him and forget it all after eating a meal.

20th floor: row upstairs.Erha doesn't even remember who you are, how could you remember you scolding him.

Ye Qun burst out laughing, and felt so heartbroken after laughing.

Lance tilted his head curiously: "What are you looking at?"

"The help post I posted on the forum, someone left a message saying..." Ye Qun slid up and down on the screen, translating the message that made him laugh to Lance.

Lance blinked: "You're right, it didn't recognize you at Joseph's house last time."

"I didn't recognize you, okay, don't be too sentimental." Ye Qun said stiffly.

Floor 21: [Quoting Floor 20] I saw a husky while running in the park. I chatted with the owner for a while, touched him a few times, and then left, but it kept running with me, completely ignoring the owner's yelling from behind.

Floor 22: Hahahahahaha upstairs, do you have any misunderstanding about letting go?

Floor 23: Erha raised by my neighbor, every time he goes out for a walk, he is frightened, always looking around and curious about everything, and he is extremely energetic. Walking people all the way, finally one day, a car full of big fat The pig's truck passed by the side of the road where it often walked, and the neighbors tried their best not to grab it, and ran away with the truck pulling the big fat pig. A week later, the suburban farmer brought it back, with a neck I wear a small card with an engraved address all year round. Its owner cried and found it for a week and lost a few pounds. I don’t know why this guy has gained weight.

Floor 24: This post is crooked... I feel sorry for the landlord.

Floor 25: [Reply from the original poster] Thank you everyone, I have seen what you said... Now I am locking Erha in the cage, and I am considering whether to add a stronger lock...

26th floor: The voice of the host who is loveless in this life hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

27th floor: I am from the 17th floor, what kind of dog cage is the host?Some locks are designed so that Erha cannot escape.

Ye Qun took a look at the dog cage and didn't know how to describe it, so he took a photo and uploaded it, including the sandwich.The sandwiches are delicious and delicious every day, and the fur is smooth and fluffy. This photo quickly captured the hearts of a group of people in the building:

Floor 29: OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomoreThose blue eyes!It looks purebred.Landlord, don't send me away!I am also willing to demolish the house!

Floor 30: [Quoting Floor 29] Link: The security guard stole the husky and returned it the next day, calling it an unforgettable night

Floor 31: Laughing to death, the slap in the face comes too fast

Floor 32: Erha of the landlord’s house is so cute!Such an innocent look!

33rd floor: [Quoting from 29th floor] Sister, the purity of a husky is not based on the eyes, but on the eyes, okay... The owner's purebred Erha is correct.

Floor 34: [Quoting from Floor 33] [Reply from the Landlord] I'm not happy at all.

Floor 35: This Erha is really beautiful!The face value is so high!Suck!

Floor 36: You guys are on the wrong floor again... helplessly spread your hands.I'm on the 17th floor. Your cage is very strong, don't worry.

Floor 37: Ask for more pictures!So cute, the landlord's second ha!Scroll for pictures!

Floor 38: Has anyone smoked huskies these days... (lights a cigarette)

Ye Qun flipped through the replies one by one, replying to the interesting ones.These messages reminded him, maybe he can make a photo album for the sandwich to record its growth?

He approached the cage, and Sandwich, who had been slumping there all this time, immediately grabbed the cage and stood up, sticking out his tongue and flicking his tail wildly, with a fawning expression on his face.For some reason, Ye Qun felt that it was a bit like Lance.

This must be hallucination.Ye Qun made up his mind to teach Sandwich a profound lesson, so he ignored it.He found a few angles, snapped a few photos, and was full of confidence in his photography skills.

Ye Qun lay on Lance's lap and opened Weibo. Lance asked curiously, "Is this a Chinese social network?"

"Yes, it's called Weibo, similar to Twitter." Ye Qun logged into his Weibo account that he hadn't used for thousands of years, posted the photo he just took, and simply added a few words: Erha five months.

"Apply for one for me." Lance looked at him expectantly with dog eyes.

"What do you want to do on Weibo? Don't you all use Twitter and Instagram?" Ye Qun asked suspiciously.

"I want to know more about your homeland." Lance said frankly, looking down at him.

"But you can't even speak Chinese."

"Well, actually, I want to know more about you." Lance's long eyelashes fluttered slowly, he didn't want to miss every bit of Ye Qun.

Ye Qun's cheeks were hot, and he wanted to cover his face with his hands. Lance was an honest man who would blush when he flirted with him, but he always caught him off guard with a straight ball. "I rarely post on Weibo." Even so, he opened the registration interface, "Want a nickname?"

"I want to get a Chinese nickname." Lance lowered his eyes and thought hard, Ye Qun couldn't help but reach out and rub his hands in his slightly curly hair, like teasing a big dog, "Shall I think of one for you?"

"No thanks." Lance actually refused and said to Ye Qun, "I want to call this."

Ye Qun looked at his phone screen: Li, Ai, Guo.

"Pfft——" Ye Qun couldn't help laughing, what kind of name is this, don't deliberately make him laugh, okay!

"What's wrong?" There was a trace of confusion on Lance Chunliang's innocent face.

"This name—" Ye Qun couldn't continue laughing.

"What's wrong with the name? I chose it on the website."

What the hell is this website!Ye Qun laughed so hard that he was going crazy, fell into Lance's arms and trembled all over, and said out of breath, "Do you know the meaning of this name?"

Lance shook his head innocently, seemingly completely bewildered by him.

"That's right, ahem," Ye Qun tried hard to hold back his laughter, "It means you are very patriotic."

Lance didn't understand where the joke was at all, and looked at him blankly: "I think the meaning is good? I like the Tang Dynasty in China."

"Very good, as long as you are happy." Ye Qun clicked the registration button.