I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 23 Dog Emperor
Song Pu didn't know that the dog emperor already knew that he had gone to Hualou. In fact, he didn't care too much if he knew. Even if he was a leader, he had no reason to interfere with his private life.
He had already drank a whole jug at this time, and hiccupped, his black eyes were also moist, shining brightly, "Look, I've finished drinking a jug!"
Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu applauded him cracklingly, "Amazing! I didn't expect Apu to drink so much, he must have secretly practiced at home, right?"
Song Pu's tail almost turned up, "How is it possible, this is innate! I have a gene in my blood that is not drunk!"
However, this jug of wine made his mind a little dizzy and swollen. He also knew that he would really cause trouble when he was drunk, so he flinched a little. His bright eyes flicked across Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu, and the corners of his mouth With a sly arc, he said, "Why don't you drink it because I'm the only one drinking it? Come on, you want to drink it too!"
After finishing speaking, he hugged the jug in front of him and poured it for Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu.
Chang Jiangming leaned against the spout of the jug, trying to make him pour less, "I can't drink enough, I can't do it after drinking two cups of His Majesty's Spring Drunk before, this wine seems to be stronger than Spring Drunk, Apu pour less , I can't drink."
Song Pu said: "If you don't try, how will you know you can't do it? Come, give me a drink."
Chang Jiangming saw that he was filling up directly, and said with a bitter face: "It really can't!"
Song Pu said seriously: "It's a man, you can't say no!"
Chang Jiangming changed his words: "Then don't, don't pour it for me!"
Song Pu continued: "I want to, hey, even if you scream and break your throat, no one will come to save you!"
Chang Jiangming: "..."
He and Xie Nuoyu looked at each other, deeply suspecting that Song Pu was already drunk at this time.
But at this moment, Song Pu's eyes were still clear and his speech was clear. He couldn't confirm his suspicion for a while. Chang Jiangming was fed wine by him, so he could only drink it with his neck up. After drinking a glass, his face immediately turned red. Thoroughly.
Xie Nuoyu was also forced to drink a cup, and had the same reaction as Chang Jiangming.
The beautiful girl next to her was a little speechless. She never thought that there were people in this world who went to the flower building just to drink, and the wine was too expensive. She couldn't help pity her, and put the remaining pot of wine back into the hand of the maid. It saves them from being drunk and unconscious, but I have to send them back.
Just two jugs of wine was enough to get them down. In the end, they didn't even pay for the drinks. It was the proprietress of Zuichun Pavilion who saw that they were dressed luxuriously and looked like young masters, so she let them pay on credit and sent someone to send them off. back home.
Just this action, the whole Duke's Mansion knew that he went to Hualou to drink.
Song's mother came to see him in a hurry, and seeing that he couldn't even speak clearly, he was so drunk that he felt so distressed.
When I went back, I talked about it with Song Guogong, "Apu is seventeen now, people of his age have children, how can he be like him, now he is drunk, and even a waiter around him No."
Song Guogong said helplessly: "This matter is not urgent. Now Apu has a bit of face in front of His Majesty. If it is really urgent, His Majesty will give you a marriage."
Song's mother's beautiful eyes were full of melancholy, "You think it's so simple, and you still give me a marriage. I'm thankful that Your Majesty didn't interfere with Apu's marriage."
Song Guogong sneered, "How could Your Majesty disturb Apu's marriage, don't think too much about it."
Song's mother thought that she was thinking too much, but for some reason, there was this kind of worry in the dark, if the child's marriage was not settled as soon as possible, it might not be possible in the future.
The couple talked for a long time, and when they were about to fall asleep, Mother Song's personal maid Yin Jiao hurriedly knocked on the door and shouted: "Madam, Master, His Majesty the Emperor is here, waiting in the hall at this moment, what should I do?" ?”
The two people in the room were taken aback, and hurriedly got up and got dressed.
Song's mother helped him put on his clothes, and said: "Your Majesty must be looking for something urgent. I'm a woman, so I don't want to show up. You can go."
Song Guogong agreed, and finally got dressed neatly, and hurried to the hall.
Tantai Yi's complexion was slightly gloomy at this time, and he was not in a good mood. Cao Xi, who was serving beside him, was covered in sweat, and was still surprised by Tantai Yi's behavior. He secretly guessed, could it be that His Majesty could not bear to leave Master Song for a day? ?
If so... Cao Xi felt very envious.
When Song Guogong arrived at the hall, he saw Tantai Yi with a displeased expression on his face, he became more solemn, went to Tantai Yi to salute, and asked: "I wonder if your majesty is here, is there any urgent matter?"
Tantai Yi twitched the corners of his lips, and said: "There is no urgent matter, so I can't come to the Duke's mansion alone?"
Song Guogong coughed, and then said: "Under Putian, is it the land of the king, your majesty can come and go freely, it is a slip of the tongue, I hope your majesty will forgive me."
Tan Taiyi stared at Song Guogong closely, and said: "Song Qing also said this, Song Guogong is good at teaching children."
Song Guogong said modestly: "I am still young, I don't have much pen and ink in my stomach, and my temperament is pure and innocent, just like a child. I didn't teach him much. I let him grow freely, and he grew up like this. It is also a minister. guilt."
Song Guogong knew in his heart that Tantai Yi should have come for Yao'er, so he began to confess his sins in a cryptic manner. He really didn't teach Yao'er much. If something happened, he would not teach his father's fault.
After hearing this, Tan Taiyi's expression seemed to look a little better, "Why is Song Guogong guilty? Song Qing is like Song Qing. If he is framed by rules and loses his pure and innocent nature, I'm afraid that he will be tired of him from the very beginning. .”
He didn't know what he was thinking of, and he said with a smirk: "It's just that Song Guogong is a father, and he should be disciplined, but he should be disciplined severely. Gu actually doesn't know what is commendable about going to the flower building!"
Song Guogong: "Huh?"
At his age, it's rare for him to become dazed.
Tan Taiyi sneered and said: "Gu also heard that Song Qing was sent back by the Hualou people? He must have been drunk and dreamed in the Hualou. I don't know what year it is!"
Song Guogong: "..."
He was at a loss.
Could it be that the emperor came here for his youngest son to drink flower wine?
Can't you?
The more Tantai Yi said, the more ugly his face became, and the golden eyes were filled with flames of anger, "If Song Guogong doesn't fulfill his father's duties, I will leave it to Gu to discipline him!"
After finishing speaking, he said to the servant girl who was serving beside him, "Take Gu to Song Qing's residence!"
The servant girl was startled, and looked at Song Guogong pleadingly. Song Guogong came back to his senses, cleared his throat and said, "Your Majesty, at this moment, I'm so drunk that I'm unconscious, how about another day?"
Tan Taiyi's eyes were piercing. If you look carefully, his chest is heaving and heaving, "Drunk unconscious? Good! I'm really drunk and dreaming of death. After going to the Taimiao alone, Song Qing's mind must be alive. All the words he said were to deceive Gu, so Gu should ask him, if he goes to drink flower wine today, will he marry a wife and concubine tomorrow! How can he still take Gu in his eyes!? "
Song Guogong: "..."
No, what does my son marrying a wife have to do with you?
It's just the wild thoughts in my heart, but on the surface, I can only follow Tantai Yi's thoughts, "So... If your Majesty wants to meet, then go and see him."
With his hands behind his back, Tan Taiyi walked towards the direction of Song Pu's courtyard in a domineering manner.
After entering the yard, seeing Qingmei, his eyes turned cold, and he said to Song Guogong: "I don't know that the family style of the Duke's mansion is like this, there are so many women, are you worried that Song Qing is in good health?"
Song Guogong: "..."
He numbly said: "Your Majesty doesn't know something. Chen Yao'er is especially self-conscious. Earlier, the old lady gave Chen Yao'er a lot of beautiful maids, but Yao'er turned them away, leaving only one maid to serve daily life."
There is no "so many women" as he said.
Tantaiyi looked at Qingmei with critical eyes, which made Qingmei tremble with fright, almost crying.
Fortunately, Tantaiyi listened to Song Guogong's words, and the sharp words suddenly subsided a lot, "There are too many maids, Song Qing is glib, and can't bear the thoughtful women to follow her, Song Guogong, you can dispose of this maid as you like, and don't stay in Song Guogong by Qing's side."
Song Guogong: "..."
Qing Mei really cried out.
Tantaiyi no longer looked at Qingmei, and walked into Song Pu's room.
The smell of alcohol in the room was still strong. Song Pu was served by Qingmei, took a bath, changed his clothes, and drank hangover soup, but he drank too much alcohol, and the hangover soup didn't help. He was still drunk, lying on the bed and muttering Talking in sleep.
Tan Taiyi opened the curtain, looked down at him to see that he was really drunk and passed out, the anger in his eyes increased a bit, he stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, and said in a low voice: "Song Qing, do you still recognize Gu? "
Song Pu clicked his mouth a few times and clapped his hands a few times.
Song Guogong rarely trembled with fear, "Your Majesty, I really can't speak, why don't I ask Yaoer to apologize to His Majesty again?"
Tan Taiyi sneered and said: "It seems that Song Qing is really happy, look at the smell of alcohol all over her body."
After all, the hand pinching Song Pu's chin exerted a little more strength, and after a while, he woke up Song Pu.
It was the pain in his jaw that forced him to wake up, he was still drunk, his eyes were hazy, with a bit of alcohol, when he saw Tan Taiyi, he muttered as if throwing a thunderbolt——
"The Dog Emperor."
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He had already drank a whole jug at this time, and hiccupped, his black eyes were also moist, shining brightly, "Look, I've finished drinking a jug!"
Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu applauded him cracklingly, "Amazing! I didn't expect Apu to drink so much, he must have secretly practiced at home, right?"
Song Pu's tail almost turned up, "How is it possible, this is innate! I have a gene in my blood that is not drunk!"
However, this jug of wine made his mind a little dizzy and swollen. He also knew that he would really cause trouble when he was drunk, so he flinched a little. His bright eyes flicked across Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu, and the corners of his mouth With a sly arc, he said, "Why don't you drink it because I'm the only one drinking it? Come on, you want to drink it too!"
After finishing speaking, he hugged the jug in front of him and poured it for Chang Jiangming and Xie Nuoyu.
Chang Jiangming leaned against the spout of the jug, trying to make him pour less, "I can't drink enough, I can't do it after drinking two cups of His Majesty's Spring Drunk before, this wine seems to be stronger than Spring Drunk, Apu pour less , I can't drink."
Song Pu said: "If you don't try, how will you know you can't do it? Come, give me a drink."
Chang Jiangming saw that he was filling up directly, and said with a bitter face: "It really can't!"
Song Pu said seriously: "It's a man, you can't say no!"
Chang Jiangming changed his words: "Then don't, don't pour it for me!"
Song Pu continued: "I want to, hey, even if you scream and break your throat, no one will come to save you!"
Chang Jiangming: "..."
He and Xie Nuoyu looked at each other, deeply suspecting that Song Pu was already drunk at this time.
But at this moment, Song Pu's eyes were still clear and his speech was clear. He couldn't confirm his suspicion for a while. Chang Jiangming was fed wine by him, so he could only drink it with his neck up. After drinking a glass, his face immediately turned red. Thoroughly.
Xie Nuoyu was also forced to drink a cup, and had the same reaction as Chang Jiangming.
The beautiful girl next to her was a little speechless. She never thought that there were people in this world who went to the flower building just to drink, and the wine was too expensive. She couldn't help pity her, and put the remaining pot of wine back into the hand of the maid. It saves them from being drunk and unconscious, but I have to send them back.
Just two jugs of wine was enough to get them down. In the end, they didn't even pay for the drinks. It was the proprietress of Zuichun Pavilion who saw that they were dressed luxuriously and looked like young masters, so she let them pay on credit and sent someone to send them off. back home.
Just this action, the whole Duke's Mansion knew that he went to Hualou to drink.
Song's mother came to see him in a hurry, and seeing that he couldn't even speak clearly, he was so drunk that he felt so distressed.
When I went back, I talked about it with Song Guogong, "Apu is seventeen now, people of his age have children, how can he be like him, now he is drunk, and even a waiter around him No."
Song Guogong said helplessly: "This matter is not urgent. Now Apu has a bit of face in front of His Majesty. If it is really urgent, His Majesty will give you a marriage."
Song's mother's beautiful eyes were full of melancholy, "You think it's so simple, and you still give me a marriage. I'm thankful that Your Majesty didn't interfere with Apu's marriage."
Song Guogong sneered, "How could Your Majesty disturb Apu's marriage, don't think too much about it."
Song's mother thought that she was thinking too much, but for some reason, there was this kind of worry in the dark, if the child's marriage was not settled as soon as possible, it might not be possible in the future.
The couple talked for a long time, and when they were about to fall asleep, Mother Song's personal maid Yin Jiao hurriedly knocked on the door and shouted: "Madam, Master, His Majesty the Emperor is here, waiting in the hall at this moment, what should I do?" ?”
The two people in the room were taken aback, and hurriedly got up and got dressed.
Song's mother helped him put on his clothes, and said: "Your Majesty must be looking for something urgent. I'm a woman, so I don't want to show up. You can go."
Song Guogong agreed, and finally got dressed neatly, and hurried to the hall.
Tantai Yi's complexion was slightly gloomy at this time, and he was not in a good mood. Cao Xi, who was serving beside him, was covered in sweat, and was still surprised by Tantai Yi's behavior. He secretly guessed, could it be that His Majesty could not bear to leave Master Song for a day? ?
If so... Cao Xi felt very envious.
When Song Guogong arrived at the hall, he saw Tantai Yi with a displeased expression on his face, he became more solemn, went to Tantai Yi to salute, and asked: "I wonder if your majesty is here, is there any urgent matter?"
Tantai Yi twitched the corners of his lips, and said: "There is no urgent matter, so I can't come to the Duke's mansion alone?"
Song Guogong coughed, and then said: "Under Putian, is it the land of the king, your majesty can come and go freely, it is a slip of the tongue, I hope your majesty will forgive me."
Tan Taiyi stared at Song Guogong closely, and said: "Song Qing also said this, Song Guogong is good at teaching children."
Song Guogong said modestly: "I am still young, I don't have much pen and ink in my stomach, and my temperament is pure and innocent, just like a child. I didn't teach him much. I let him grow freely, and he grew up like this. It is also a minister. guilt."
Song Guogong knew in his heart that Tantai Yi should have come for Yao'er, so he began to confess his sins in a cryptic manner. He really didn't teach Yao'er much. If something happened, he would not teach his father's fault.
After hearing this, Tan Taiyi's expression seemed to look a little better, "Why is Song Guogong guilty? Song Qing is like Song Qing. If he is framed by rules and loses his pure and innocent nature, I'm afraid that he will be tired of him from the very beginning. .”
He didn't know what he was thinking of, and he said with a smirk: "It's just that Song Guogong is a father, and he should be disciplined, but he should be disciplined severely. Gu actually doesn't know what is commendable about going to the flower building!"
Song Guogong: "Huh?"
At his age, it's rare for him to become dazed.
Tan Taiyi sneered and said: "Gu also heard that Song Qing was sent back by the Hualou people? He must have been drunk and dreamed in the Hualou. I don't know what year it is!"
Song Guogong: "..."
He was at a loss.
Could it be that the emperor came here for his youngest son to drink flower wine?
Can't you?
The more Tantai Yi said, the more ugly his face became, and the golden eyes were filled with flames of anger, "If Song Guogong doesn't fulfill his father's duties, I will leave it to Gu to discipline him!"
After finishing speaking, he said to the servant girl who was serving beside him, "Take Gu to Song Qing's residence!"
The servant girl was startled, and looked at Song Guogong pleadingly. Song Guogong came back to his senses, cleared his throat and said, "Your Majesty, at this moment, I'm so drunk that I'm unconscious, how about another day?"
Tan Taiyi's eyes were piercing. If you look carefully, his chest is heaving and heaving, "Drunk unconscious? Good! I'm really drunk and dreaming of death. After going to the Taimiao alone, Song Qing's mind must be alive. All the words he said were to deceive Gu, so Gu should ask him, if he goes to drink flower wine today, will he marry a wife and concubine tomorrow! How can he still take Gu in his eyes!? "
Song Guogong: "..."
No, what does my son marrying a wife have to do with you?
It's just the wild thoughts in my heart, but on the surface, I can only follow Tantai Yi's thoughts, "So... If your Majesty wants to meet, then go and see him."
With his hands behind his back, Tan Taiyi walked towards the direction of Song Pu's courtyard in a domineering manner.
After entering the yard, seeing Qingmei, his eyes turned cold, and he said to Song Guogong: "I don't know that the family style of the Duke's mansion is like this, there are so many women, are you worried that Song Qing is in good health?"
Song Guogong: "..."
He numbly said: "Your Majesty doesn't know something. Chen Yao'er is especially self-conscious. Earlier, the old lady gave Chen Yao'er a lot of beautiful maids, but Yao'er turned them away, leaving only one maid to serve daily life."
There is no "so many women" as he said.
Tantaiyi looked at Qingmei with critical eyes, which made Qingmei tremble with fright, almost crying.
Fortunately, Tantaiyi listened to Song Guogong's words, and the sharp words suddenly subsided a lot, "There are too many maids, Song Qing is glib, and can't bear the thoughtful women to follow her, Song Guogong, you can dispose of this maid as you like, and don't stay in Song Guogong by Qing's side."
Song Guogong: "..."
Qing Mei really cried out.
Tantaiyi no longer looked at Qingmei, and walked into Song Pu's room.
The smell of alcohol in the room was still strong. Song Pu was served by Qingmei, took a bath, changed his clothes, and drank hangover soup, but he drank too much alcohol, and the hangover soup didn't help. He was still drunk, lying on the bed and muttering Talking in sleep.
Tan Taiyi opened the curtain, looked down at him to see that he was really drunk and passed out, the anger in his eyes increased a bit, he stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, and said in a low voice: "Song Qing, do you still recognize Gu? "
Song Pu clicked his mouth a few times and clapped his hands a few times.
Song Guogong rarely trembled with fear, "Your Majesty, I really can't speak, why don't I ask Yaoer to apologize to His Majesty again?"
Tan Taiyi sneered and said: "It seems that Song Qing is really happy, look at the smell of alcohol all over her body."
After all, the hand pinching Song Pu's chin exerted a little more strength, and after a while, he woke up Song Pu.
It was the pain in his jaw that forced him to wake up, he was still drunk, his eyes were hazy, with a bit of alcohol, when he saw Tan Taiyi, he muttered as if throwing a thunderbolt——
"The Dog Emperor."
The author has something to say:
Quoting the comments from [Kiss] in the comment area——
Agou: Have you figured out how to die?
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