I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

When Tantai Yi finally went to Taimiao, it was already ten days later.

Song Pu has been serving Tantai Yi for ten consecutive days, and he is already mentally exhausted, but with a seven-day holiday, it is enough to make him happy.

The peach blossom wine sent by Chang Jiangming is mellow and silky, with the aroma of peach blossoms in the mouth, and a little sweet, it has become Song Pu's favorite drink, and the alcohol is not strong, so he doesn't worry about getting drunk.

He drank some wine to warm his stomach, and went to play with tofu again.

When Song's mother came over, she saw his playful and despondent appearance.

Seeing Mother Song coming, Song Pu obediently called Mother, Mother Song smiled, coughed softly, and said: "You are so old, you can play with cats every day, don't even think about it." What to do next."

When Song Pu heard her words, he felt a little displeased, "Mother, what do you want to say?"

Song's mother is now thirty and seven, but she is well maintained. She looks like she is in her early twenties, and she is very young and beautiful. However, she is the head of the house after all. Her makeup and clothes are very dignified and mature, so she looks a little bit Majesty, but the majesty of the mistress is gone when facing her son. With a sad expression on her face, she said to Song Pu: "You are now 17 years old, it is time to start a family, but... Now there is no suitable daughter's home, and I don't know when it will be the head."

What Song's mother said about Song Pu actually understood that in the past, most of the wives who came to the Duke's Mansion had a tacit understanding of the Song Pu brothers. However, since Song Pu entered the palace, his market has deteriorated a lot. After all, the dog emperor's reputation It's really bad. Serving by his side is a high-risk industry.Noble families no longer mentioned the matter of acquaintances, but small families came up in droves, but Song Pu was still a descendant of the Duke's mansion, and his wife's family background was second, so she couldn't fall out of the fifth rank.

Therefore, his current marriage has not been settled.

Song Pu was actually very resistant to the early marriage in ancient times.The messy things in his family also made him not have too much expectation for marriage, and he was even a little afraid of getting married. His father never forced him, and he was happy and at ease.

I didn't expect to come here and face such a thing as early marriage.

Song Lingyun already has a fiancée, but she hasn't passed the marriage yet, and she is still in the filial piety period, and she will have to observe filial piety for another two years before she can marry.

As for him, Song's mother was also worried early on, and now she is still regretting the good relationship she missed last year, "He Runshu from the Shangshu Mansion fell in love with you at a glance. , failed to enter the official examination, and He Runshu also married as a woman. I heard that she manages the house well and takes care of her husband's family. Such a virtuous woman has taken advantage of others in vain."

"If it was done in the first place, my mother would already have a grandson in her arms today!"

Song Pu picked up the tofu and sent it to Mother Song, "Mother, this is your grandson named Tofu, come and give him a hug."

"Nonsense! Who in the world would treat a cat as a grandson!" Mother Song glared at him.

Song Pu grinned and said, "Tofu is my daughter, and of course she is also Mother's grandson. Mother, don't you really want to come and give me a hug?"

Mother Song said, "No!"

Tofu cleverly stretched out its claws towards Mother Song, and let out a meowing sound.

Song Pu saw that Song's mother's expression was loose, so he took a step forward and stuffed the tofu into her arms.

Tofu was really not afraid of life, and when it fell into Mother Song's arms, it still screamed softly, and gave birth to soft little paws to step on the milk between Mother Song's arms.

Song's mother was immediately defeated. She stroked the tofu and said, "The cat that His Majesty gave you is Yuxue. How old is it now?"

Song Pu said: "It's almost four months, it's a boy."

Song's mother looked at it lovingly, and couldn't put it down, "It looks really good, look, this eye is still bi-colored, I have never seen such a beautiful kitten."

Song Pu said: "Since mother likes it too, shall I let Tofu play in your yard for a while?"

Mother Song said, "No, I'm very busy, so I don't have time to look at it."

Song Pu said: "Tofu likes to sleep, you can arrange a soft bed for it, and it will like it, and I will teach Qingmei to send its food, so I won't bother you, how about this?"

Mother Song's heart was swayed by this soft little creature, how could she remember to talk about Song Pu's life events, after hearing what he said, she half-heartedly agreed, "That's fine, I'll take the tofu to my place to play with." In a few days, send it over in a few days."

Song Pu naturally agreed, he has a seven-day vacation, and he will go out with Chang Jiangming, Xie Nuoyu and the others!It is absolutely impossible to stay at home for seven days.

When Tofu came to the Duke's Mansion, everyone in the family came to see it, and Mother Song liked it too. Now that Tofu went to Mother Song, Mother Song would not talk about how long he came back from wandering around. This is the best of both worlds.

After dealing with Song's mother, he stretched himself, changed his clothes immediately, prepared some money, and went out with a servant.

When they arrived at the place agreed with Chang Jiangming and the others, they found that only Chang Jiangming had come, and Xie Nuoyu hadn't.

Chang Jiangming said: "We have to wait a little longer, Nuoyu's father is very strict and wants to test his homework. I only hope that he can pass the exam this year. If his fame increases, His Majesty will never keep him. The truth in the harem."

Song Pu slandered, the dog emperor doesn't care if you have fame or not?

According to his understanding of the dog emperor, even if Xie Nuoyu has fame and fame and enters the imperial court, he may not be able to escape the fate of the escort. After all, the dog emperor probably does not like to be forced by "reasons", and it is difficult to take the usual path. If you expect to be liberated by this, it may be difficult.

He was thinking in a mess, and then heard Chang Jiangming ask: "Apu, are you still taking the exam? If you want to continue the exam, you can ask Nuoyu to make up your homework for you. You must have not read a book for several months?"

Song Pu was shocked, and immediately waved his hands, rejecting Sanlian: "No, no, no."

Chang Jiangming was taken aback, "You really don't study?"

Song Pu thought about the fear of being dominated by reading and comprehension of classical Chinese, and tears almost came to his eyes, "I... I am really not suitable for studying, so forget it."

Chang Jiangming felt the same way, "That's right, you are 17 years old now, and you didn't even pass the exam as a scholar, so you really have no talent."

Song Pu nodded, "I think my talent is eating, drinking and having fun."

Chang Jiangming grinned, and asked in a low voice, "Have you read all the picture albums I gave you?"

Song Pu coughed a few times, looked up to the sky, "...it's okay."

He can't appreciate the ancient pornography and love affairs, not to mention the words, they are all written in obscene words, accompanied by a bunch of poems, which makes it difficult to read.Let alone the erotic pictures, they are comparable to abstract paintings. He can see them like calm water, sitting on the ground and becoming a Buddha.

Chang Jiangming said: "Those are all my treasures, I knew you would like them, I will give you some more, and you will return them to me after you finish reading them."

Song Pu looked at him sympathetically, "Don't give it to me, I'm going to become a monk after watching it."

Chang Jiangming didn't understand the meaning of his eyes, he was slightly surprised when he refused, and when he wanted to say something, Xie Nuoyu's figure appeared.

He was wearing a bright brocade robe today, because he was not yet old enough, so his long black hair was covered with a bun on the back of his head. vitality.

He also knew that jumping was not appropriate, so he quickly resumed his slow walking posture, and walked up to Song Pu and the others in a reserved manner, "Today I will take you to the racecourse for a walk, if you have other ideas, you can also speak out."

Chang Jiangming blushed slightly, and said, "I want to go to Hualou."

Xie Nuoyu was stunned, her eyes flickered, and she was moved, "This... I haven't been there yet, if my father finds out, he will scold me."

Chang Jiangming said: "We went secretly, we only know, if you don't tell, I don't tell, your father won't know."

Xie Nuoyu immediately compromised, "If that's the case, then go to Hualou to have a look, but I don't have much money, so don't think too many girls, I'm afraid I can't afford it."

Chang Jiangming said: "I have money, my mother gave me 20 taels of silver, enough for ten girls!"

Going to see Song Pu again, he said with a smile, "Apu probably hasn't been to Hualou yet, let me invite you."

Song Pu asked hesitantly, "What are you going to Hualou for?"

Chang Jiangming said: "I'm going to learn more, but Apu doesn't want to go?"

As if he knew Song Pu's concerns, Chang Jiangming whispered in his ear: "I just go to learn more, don't do anything, don't worry, I usually don't have much chance to talk to girls, it's also fun to go to Hualou to chat with them ah."

Hearing what he said, Song Pu felt relieved.

He was also afraid that these two little friends were veterans of Hua Cong, and they would go to Hualou to sleep with girls, so it seemed that he was out of place.Although he doesn't want to marry too early, he is more or less self-conscious. He hopes that he is a responsible and responsible person. If he has a wife in the future, he also wants to be more self-conscious. Don't make his future wife angry. .

But if you just go and see, he's fine.

The activity was decided, and the three of them set off immediately, and arrived at the largest flower building in Yanjing - Zuichun Pavilion.

There are beautiful women from all over Daliang here, and there are even blond and blue-eyed foreigners. Because of the high-quality and high-quality service, the three found that they had collected all their money, and they could only order a second-class girl for an hour. drinking time.

Just eating is enough.

Chang Jiangming was very lively, and chatted with that pretty girl, while Song Pu devoted himself to the food and even drank the wine from Zuichun Pavilion.

Seeing him drinking like water, the pretty girl couldn't help pointing out: "This is the strongest wine in the building. Ordinary people will get drunk after a few drinks. Young master, you can drink it sparingly."

Song Pu raised his eyes and hummed, "I drink very well. I can't get drunk after just one drink. Bring me another pot. I can drink two pots! No, three pots!"

Even in ancient times, there was an unspoken rule of extracting money from selling wine. The pretty girl heard this and immediately turned her head to wink at the maid next to her.

Seeing that she really brought the three pots, Song Pu couldn't help but choked up a bit, and was about to decline when Chang Jiangming said cheerfully, "Apu, you can drink like that? I'll see if you can finish the three pots. After drinking, I, I will pay the money, I have money, hehe."

After listening to Song Pu, he beamed and said with a smile: "Really?"

Chang Jiangming said: "Of course it's true, I'm not bluffing you!"

Song Pu rolled up his sleeves and said, "Wait for me, how high is the alcohol content? Hmph, my old Baigan has drunk it, and I still don't believe I can drink this wine!"

The pretty girl took advantage of the opportunity to publicize the wine, "This wine is called pouring in one glass, my lord is a good drinker, I've already had two glasses and I still don't feel drunk."

Song Pu raised his chin slightly, but when he looked carefully, his fair face was already flushed a little, "This is called drunkenness, to tell you the truth, I have a nickname, I don't pour a thousand cups!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his neck and drank directly holding the jug.

Chang Jiangming applauded from the side, and the pretty girl gave Song Pu another pot with a wink.

Their side was lively and lively, Tantai Yi who was far away in the Taimiao received the report, but crushed the cup.

The author has something to say:

Apu, cherish your time now