[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

After Thomas helped Clark take out the kryptonite bullet from his shoulder, and took the reluctant Martha back to the manor for treatment and recuperation, Clark was freed from the weird atmosphere of being photographed by the "parents of the blind date" and loved in every possible way.

……

Clark let out a long breath, and turned to look at Captain America who had been waiting for a long time.

His eyes were bright and his smile was bright: "Steve, long time no see! No, it should be the first time we meet, please give me your advice!"

Captain America is used to blinding others with holy light, but this is the first time someone has used holy light to shine, so he couldn't help being a little stunned.

After a while, Steve smiled and nodded: "Hello, Superman from another world, you are indeed different from our Superman. You just said it's been a while, so... in your timeline, we know each other?"

"Of course, we are very good friends, and Bucky was jealous of it!" Clark said with a smile.

"Bucky? He's still alive?" Captain America's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Yes, the year Sergeant Barnes fell off the train, more than 70 years later, you reunited and lived together. He always joked that you were stuck together in the past and present. The chewing gum of my life can't be torn apart."

"Haha, is that right? It's really like what he said." Steve showed nostalgia and envy.

Clark smiled and comforted, "Maybe your Bucky is okay? Maybe he's waiting for you to find him somewhere, and then give you a punch and complain that you came too late?"

"Hopefully, I'll look for it." Steve smiled. "Thanks for telling me about Bucky."

At this time, the soldiers who had been stunned by Captain America woke up one after another.

Looking at the captain with the shield in hand, the restored Superman, and the dead waiter sitting on the edge of the wall dangling his feet after healed, they were terrified in their hearts, but they still surrounded them with their guns raised.

Lex waved his hand, and these soldiers retreated with relief, but they felt very confident that they were on standby not far away.

It can be seen that Lex's method of controlling the army is quite good.

'Fart! In the mental space, Link scoffed at this.

Feeling Clark's appreciation for Lex, Link immediately raised the topic of diversion: "Sergeant Barnes in our timeline didn't die, nor did he become the Winter Soldier, but fell off a cliff and became a mercenary with amnesia."He lives in the dark streets of Gotham, and occasionally patronizes my weapon shop, but he should be in his 90s this year. '

'ah! 'Clark felt a little sorry.

'Don't worry, Mr. Barnes is always strong, and now he can shoot others with a gun, and he will live to one hundred and twelve without any problem. '

'That's good, I'll tell the captain privately later. ' said Clark.

Now there is a group of people around who have been beaten by the captain, it is really not the time to talk about this, it would be bad if Bucky... grandpa gets troubled by someone.

(Fierce Grandpa Bucky: Hehe, do they dare to try? Come and kill one by one!)

……

After exchanging pleasantries, the captain suddenly looked serious and looked at Superman seriously: "I need your help."

"How can I help you?" Clark also became serious.

The captain was surprised again. It seems that the Superman characters in the two worlds are really different. He was already prepared for a "protracted war" after being rejected by Superman.

"I came to you to invite you to form a superhuman army. I think you already know who our enemy is."

"Not long ago, the Amazon Celestials and the Atlantis Sea Clan went to war. From a small dispute, it became more and more fierce. The problems left over from history, new and old hatreds, and the grievances between the two clans over the years have completely exploded, and they can no longer be suppressed. .”

"Originally, the war between the two races has nothing to do with humans, but each of them has great power, and when two superhuman armies fight, the scope of the battle is the entire world!

And their two races don't take human beings seriously at all, not only don't care about the human beings who died because of their wars, they even ignore the human beings, and regard the human territory as the battleground between the two races. "

The captain was silent for a moment, then continued: "Just yesterday, Atlantis sank the whole of Europe, and the Amazons took half of the unsinkable London in their counterattack, and took it as their new stronghold. They Their wars have threatened the life and death of all human beings, if they continue, the whole world will be destroyed in their wars!"

"But ordinary people are not their opponents. Two hours ago, the powerful army of tanks, chariots and fighter jets sent by various countries was instantly wiped out by the huge waves of Atlantis and the stealth fighters of Amazon. One survivor None left."

After the captain finished speaking, he clenched his fists and his expression was very heavy. He seemed to be immersed in this tragedy and was unable to speak for a long time.

Clark sighed.

So, has war already started?

"Air Force?" What did Clark suddenly say? If he remembers correctly, Hal in Flashpoint World didn't become Green Lantern, but died as a pilot under the attack of Amazon's stealth fighter jets.

'Hal is fine, his team is not in today's team. ' Link said to Clark: 'I marked the location and whereabouts of all superheroes and super villains, just to wait for you to come back, this is my first gift to you. '

'Gift? 'Clark was surprised, he didn't understand why Link gave him a gift, shouldn't he be angry because he didn't say goodbye?

'Well, a present!I know you will definitely come back in order to stop the war and correct the timeline. I think you will need the information of these people at that time, so I will prepare it for you!Moreover, I have prepared three gifts for you!This is the first one, do you like it? ' Link showed off in a tone of praise.

'Of course I do, thank you!You are amazing! 'Clark flattered.

'That is!I'm better than someone who just knows that he's chasing after me and grabbing me! ' Link pointed out.

On the other side, someone, Lex frowned after listening to Captain America's words.

He looked at his adjutant: "Why didn't I hear from Admiral Ryan?"

The adjutant said solemnly: "Reporting to the major general, when I said that there was an emergency military report, you said: Nothing is more important than catching Superman, everything will wait until we catch Superman! So..."

"Shut up!" Lex yelled angrily.

Seeing Clark looking over, Lex felt a little guilty.

'Hahaha!Trash Lex!And the major general doesn't even know the information! ' Link laughed in Clark's head.

Anticipating that Link would definitely say bad things about himself at this time, Lex said quietly: "Clark, you must educate No. [-] well. Now he is fooling around with those villains and mercenaries all day long, and he doesn't know what illegal things he has done with them." What a mess!"

'Pooh!I'm obviously just selling weapons!Clark, he framed me! '

"Besides, his private life is chaotic! I caught before... when I met No. [-], he was always surrounded by all kinds of villains, all of whom were full of honey, honey, and sweetheart. Debauchery! He even kissed... and bit me in order to escape!"

'Pooh!What's wrong with those villains who just like to flirt, it's none of your business!And which dog eye of yours saw me hugging and hugging me and me? '

'Clark, Lex is framing me again!Also, if he hadn't grabbed me, why would I feel disgusted and bite him myself? '

"..." Clark. "

He really didn't understand, one of them was outside and the other was in his mind, how did they quarrel?

……

Not going to pay attention to these two troublesome brats, Clark looked at the reliable captain.

"So, Captain, you came to me because you want me to join the superhuman army you formed to fight against Amazon and Atlantis?"

"Yes, the only ones who can deal with superhuman fighters are us who are also superhuman." The captain nodded, his eyes full of no hesitation, no one else, integrity and fearlessness.

Clark smiled: "It's an honor to fight alongside you."

Steve also smiled: "It seems that I made the right decision to come to you."

"Thank you, your power is of great significance to human beings." Steve held Superman's hand and said: "Also, thank you to the Superman inside, thank you for saving me from the ice of the North Pole. "

"What do you mean?" Clark was surprised.

"Three years ago, the ice that sealed me suddenly cracked, and I woke up, but the seawater kept pouring into the cracks in the ice, and the oxygen was getting less and less. I thought I would die under the Arctic ice again. But I didn't expect to be pushed out of the sea by a black and golden figure that dived into the bottom of the sea."

"Superman saved you?" Clark asked in surprise.Wow, Link is great too!

"Yes, I was later found by patrol boats nearby, they didn't know it was Superman who saved me, but I did.

Although someone told me that Superman is an extra-legal superhuman who doesn't care about human affairs, and is a willful person with a bad temper and willful behavior in everyone's mouth.

But after I carefully studied his information, I found that although he had a bad temper and destroyed many buildings, he would save some people from time to time, even if those people were scared by him and forgot the fact that Superman had saved them.

So I thought, maybe our Black Gold Superman is just an awkward kid. "

'...' Link.

God TM is awkward!God TM child!no, he is not!

He never wanted to save people, and he didn't care about their lives. He just occasionally thought of Clark, and subconsciously acted according to what Clark would do!

Because he didn't really save people, so there was no need to show any kindness to those people.

Even after being rescued, why don't you leave and stay for the New Year?An eyesore, get out!

As for saving the captain, he didn't want to worry about it at first, but he was annoyed by people hanging around the door of his house (Fortress of Solitude).Especially the group of Arctic patrol ships, they have been wandering around day and night!

So he unloaded the engine of a ship and smashed it out like venting his anger.

Who would have thought that it was a coincidence that the glacier that was sealing the captain was cracked.

He didn't care about the captain, but Clark would not be happy to think that Captain America was dead.

So, he simply saved Captain America, and threw it directly to the group of people wandering around in front of his house. If he got the target, he could get them out of here as soon as possible.

'Well done, let me just say, we are the same person, we will definitely make the same choice! ' Clark was overjoyed.

'of course. ' Link swallowed all explanations at once.

******

Captain America invited them to go to the base of the Human Rebel Army. Of course Clark agreed, and Lex, who has always cared about the interests and survival of mankind, was naturally willing to go.

Only Deadpool Xiaojianjian expressed that he was leaving first with a lack of interest.

At this time, Link temporarily replaced Clark, pulled Deadpool aside, and amidst Lex's sneering, whispered something in Little Cheeky's ear: "...the second time... shaved..."

Xiao Jianjian glanced at Lex, and miraculously used the mask to make an expression of big and small eyes: "Are you serious? Also, it's obviously the third time, I lost my virginity twice for you today!"

"Second time! Don't try to repudiate me! Otherwise, the [-]% off card will be confiscated in the future!" Link gritted his teeth.

"Hey, I got it!" Xiao Jianjian waved his hand and left.

******

Clark (Link) and Lex followed Captain America to the base of the Human Resistance Army.

Some superhumans have gathered here.

Natasha's magician group, Billy's Shazam, Elemental Woman, Thunder Man, Cyborg, etc.

And, a Tony Stark without a beard!

"...Tony?" Clark was shocked, the first time he saw Tony without a beard!

Although he is handsome, Tony without a beard is like a young man with thin skin and tender flesh. He is definitely another type of "little boy" that Tony hates the most!

And, man!The other party is well maintained!

Not only is the beard cleanly shaved, but the white and tender face is also very smooth and delicate, just like a freshly peeled egg, white, tender and slippery!It makes people want to touch it!

Tony threw himself on Clark with drunkenness, and rubbed against him: "Yo! Lin? Superman? You were also kidnapped by Uncle Rogers?"

"..." Clark was rubbed against the opponent's slippery egg face.

Well, this can be considered touched!

"Are you joining as Superman-super weapon? Or as Lin-weapon master?" Tony asked Clark drunkenly.

"Why don't you join us as a weapon master! In this way, we can develop a super weapon that shocks the world together like before! The weapon we cooperate with is absolutely invincible in the world! How exciting!"

"Weapons?" Clark frowned: "Are you still making weapons?"

"Ha, that's funny! I, an arms dealer, don't make weapons. Doves of peace?" Tony mocked.

"Hey, baby, what's the matter with you today? You don't look like you at all! Have you been around Uncle Rogers for a long time, and you have been infected with the stink of holy light and moral role model?"

"..." Clark.Tony was right about that mouthy look.

'In this timeline, Tony did not encounter any accidents and did not become Iron Man, so he has always been an arms dealer.In business, we are competitors and collaborators, and in private, he is one of my few friends. Link paused, and added: "Besides, because of certain experiences, I really like maintaining and pretending to be tender." '

"..." Clark's mouth twitched.

"Come on, let my brother hug you!" Tony suddenly picked up Clark, and held him around in a circle: "You have too much holy light on your body. If you are more exposed to brother's anger, you can return to normal soon~!"

'Bastard Tony!Because I'm one of the few people who is... shorter than him, he especially likes to show off his height like this! Link's face stinks: "Don't be polite, kick his life directly, let him remember that not everyone can hug us!" '

"..." Clark.

'Ha, don't worry about it, and it's a little shorter, it's cute. ' Clark comforted Link.

'real? '

"……real!!!"

"Sir?" Jarvis, Tony's AI humanoid bodyguard came over, and Jarvis, who was two meters two, bent over and looked at the two dwarfs.

Then, Jarvis picked up Tony and held him high.

"Does Sir like to play high? You should tell me that I can hold Sir up all the time!" Jarvis said.

"No, I don't like it! Put me down!" Tony yelled, thrashing through the air.

"Pfft!" Clark couldn't help laughing, and Link in the spiritual world was already rolling and laughing like crazy.

******

After that, Clark talked with Captain America and others for a long time.

It was finally decided that while continuing to form the Human Resistance Army to fight against Amazon and Atlantis, while looking for Barry Allen AKA The Flash, let him restore the timeline as soon as possible, and end this chaotic timeline on the verge of the end of the world.

'I've been following Barry, but Barry hasn't recovered the memory of the other timeline yet. ' said Link.

Clark nodded, not too surprised, because based on the current time, there should be about three years before Flash's father was released from prison and they went to visit the grave together.

Could it be that he has to wait three years in this world?

After telling Captain America, Tony and others about the situation, everyone fell into silence.

Three years later, maybe the war is still going on, but the world is already riddled with holes. Maybe the war is over, but the entire human world no longer exists. Maybe after paying a heavy price, the three races finally made peace, maybe...

"Is there any other way?" Captain America asked with a frown.

"Maybe we can awaken The Flash early?" Tony suddenly showed a sinister smile.

'Good idea! ' Link showed the same smile.

The captain nodded and said to everyone: "Okay, then Tony and Superman are responsible for awakening Barry. I and other superhumans and capable people continue to look for allies. Make unnecessary sacrifices."

"OK, I'll take over that little forensic doctor tomorrow!" Tony said excitedly.

"Strictly speaking, Barry is a researcher of the physical evidence department, not just a forensic doctor." Clark stood up for Xiao Shan.

"Same, same." Tony said eagerly, "Anyway, he will be the fastest~~~ man in the end!"

'That's right!fastest man!Can't wait! ' Link's eyes glowed green.

"..." Clark.

Poor Barry didn't know that two demons were after him.

******

Return to the Arctic Fortress of Solitude.

As soon as Clark entered the door, two figures hugged his legs, one hugged his left leg and the other hugged his right leg.

Clark was dumbfounded.

Link immediately went out and tore the two off their bodies.

"This is the second gift I gave you! Later, I went back to Luthor's laboratory. It turned out that there was a shelter there, and many people were not dead. But the test objects could not be transferred, so only Connor and Bizarro were there. survived the explosion."

"Daddy!" This is the chubby 11-year-old Connor.

"Brother!" This is Bizarro, who is tall and burly.

"I'm not your father and brother!" Link glared at them fiercely: "Squat aside for me!"

"Oh, don't be so cruel to them!" After Clark finished speaking, he was shocked to find that he and Link could control the body at the same time!

Uh, going out like this seems more like a fine score?

Clark shook his head and didn't think about it for the time being. He touched the two small (big) heads squatting on the ground with a smile and looked at him eagerly: "These two are so cute!"

"Hmph!" Link was upset. Although it was a gift prepared by himself, he was just unhappy!

"Dad smiled at me and touched my head, happy!" Connor blushed.

"Touching my head, I'm not happy! I hate laughing brother!" Bizarro's face also turned bluer.

Bizarro and Superman are the opposite of everything, whether it is ability or speaking in reverse.

"What's the third gift?" Clark looked forward to it. He remembered that Link said that he had prepared three gifts for him.

Link smiled mysteriously: "That gift is still under preparation, you will definitely 'like' it~!"