[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

Lex threw the sniper gun to his deputy, stepped on military boots, and walked towards him (them) step by step.

Looking down condescendingly, the black and gold Superman kneeling on the ground because of kryptonite.

For so many years, he followed No. [-] and never stopped hunting.There have been many fierce collisions between them, but the cunning number one can always escape.In these encounters, he saw Number One every time, not Clark.

He's almost sure that Clark doesn't exist anymore, it's all just one's deception and use.

But after so many years, he found that No. [-] has been frantically looking for a person named Clark.

He became unsure again, if Clark really didn't exist, why did No. [-] search for him so persistently?He even got exposed many times by looking for Clark, just like today.

"Tell me, is Clark real?" Lex asked seemingly calmly.

Superman looked up at Lex, sneered, and was not ready to answer.

It's just... Superman frowned.

He was dissatisfied with Lex's "condescending" attitude, so enduring the pain brought by the kryptonite, he barely stood up, only to find that he was still a head shorter than the other party.

"...#" Superman was furious!

It's all Luthor's fault that he's not tall!Whether it's the old Luther who made him malnourished, or the little Luther who hunted him down all the year round and prevented him from getting a good night's sleep, they are all enemies of his height!

"Tell me!" Lex looked down at Superman who was staring at him, a little impatient, maybe he should be taken back and tortured slowly.

Superman looked at Lex mockingly.

Seeing that Superman still didn't speak, Lex pressed Superman's shoulder, which was hit by a kryptonite bullet.

"Hiss!" Superman cried out in pain, but the smile on his face became more mocking: "Ha! Of course Clark doesn't exist, everything is just a hoax."

"Don't lie to me!" Lex naturally didn't believe it: "If he really didn't exist, why did you appear here?"

"It's boring, let's take a walk in Gotham." Superman pouted.

"Tell me the truth!" Lex roared.

"Huh~? So you like the Clark I played so much!" Superman showed a narrow expression, suddenly put his arms around Lex's neck, tiptoed (emphasis!) and kissed him.

Lex was stunned, apparently not expecting such a reaction from the other party.

However, the next second Superman bit down hard.

Lex pushed him away violently, touched the blood on his lips, and said angrily: "You! You have no morals! Mad dog!"

In the mental space, Clark was also shocked: he, he, what did he see?Should he give red envelopes to the two children?

Seeing Lex's expression, Superman laughed as if he had succeeded in a prank.

"Debauchery!" Lex gritted his teeth: "Hmph, this is how you let those villains and mercenaries help you fight against the army's pursuit?"

Lex paused, and then said: "Or are you using this method to change the subject? So, Clark did exist!"

Although there had been speculation for a long time, Lex was still excited. He raised the "short" Superman with both hands: "Where is Clark? Where did you get him?"

"..." The face of Superman with his feet in the air turned black.Anyone who dares to remind him that he is "short" will die!

"Clark disappeared, or did Clark hate you, so he left you?" Lex speculated maliciously.

As if he had been stabbed to death, Superman's always indifferent eyes suddenly turned hard, and he shouted excitedly: "Shut up! He's not! He will definitely come back!"

"It seems that I'm right." Lex frowned: "So, you were the one who did it back then!"

"So what? You bite me!" Superman calmed down again and laughed.

bite?Lex subconsciously touched the painful wound on his mouth, and said with a sneer, "If I was bitten by a mad dog, I would only kill the mad dog instead of biting it back. Or do you only care about being bitten? Those who helped you all ever bit you?"

Superman looked at Lex who was full of yellow thoughts with disgust: "Hey~, you are so disgusting!"

Enraged by Superman's expression, Lex looked at the height he cared about, and stabbed back: "Short!"

"Follower!"

"Facial paralysis!"

"Idiot!"

"Panda eyes!"

"Baldy!"

"I'm not bald at all!"

"You will be bald sooner or later, and I will shave you if you are not bald!"

"How dare you!" Lex cherished his hair very much, and was immediately blown up. He took out the pistol at his waist: "I'll kill you first!"

"Cough, major general." The adjutant who couldn't stand the "kindergarten quarrel" reminded Lex.

Taking a deep breath, Lex calmed down, thinking that he must have lost his mind after arguing with Superman just now!The subject was changed by the other party again!

Lex turned the topic back again: "Who exactly is Clark? Your alter ego? Or a strayed soul?"

Superman made a "cut" sound and didn't answer.

"Why do you believe he will come back? Is it because you can't let go? Or..." Lex continued to ask, with a startling light in his eyes: "Or do you have any basis to prove that he will definitely come back?"

Seeing that Superman still refused to answer, Lex pressed Superman's shot shoulder again: "Tell me!"

Cold sweat broke out from the pain on Superman's forehead, but he still tried to taunt Lex: "I can't let go? Hehe, haven't you never let go? You have been chasing after my ass for ten years like a follower, I don't know, I thought you were treating me Deep roots of love!"

"Being passionate." Lex sneered, and said quietly: "Although you were the one who was wrong back then, and I miss Clark quite a bit, but what Clark promised me, if he didn't do it, he didn't do it. If he can really come back, I will also personally find him to 'settle accounts'. So, before that, you as the host are necessary. Heh, that's what you do to me!"

"It's so arrogant, it's just a follower!" Superman said sinisterly: "Even if he comes back, it's not your turn to 'settle accounts'!"

In the mental space, Clark trembled when he heard that the two of them wanted to 'settle accounts' with him.

Don't go out, definitely don't go out!Just let him stay here forever!

******

At this time, Mrs. Clown, who had been fighting with Batman, got rid of Batman, raised a sharp knife and rushed towards Superman who let her "Bruce" let go, with a big clown smile on her face: "Kill you! Kill me!" You! Hee hee hee!"

Lex raised his eyebrows and smiled, folded his arms around his chest and moved aside, and began to watch the show.

"Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell!" Mrs. Clown frantically waved her sharp knife.

And the weak Chao, who is carrying "kryptonite", naturally has difficulty in moving, and is inevitably stabbed by the clown while dodging.

Clark in the spiritual world looked a little anxious.

At this moment, Deadpool suddenly appeared on the stage: "Yo Hou~~~! Kiss baby, I'm here to save you!"

Clark breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Deadpool, who had an obvious target, was shot in the head by Lex.

"..." Clark.Hey, little bitch, are you here to be funny?

Just when Mrs. Clown was about to stab Superman in the neck, a shield fell from the sky and blocked the tip of the knife with a "Dang".

And this shield turned out to be the exclusive shield of Captain America! ! !

Clark was amazed!

What's the situation?

Although I don't know why the leader whose painting style doesn't match here appeared, but the leader is indeed reliable!

"Oh, sure enough you have a lot of 'boyfriends', another one came to save you?" Lex was used to Superman's various reinforcements, and taunted: "Which character is this? Tsk tsk, it's even COS America Captain?"

"..." is the Steve of Captain America himself.

Lex waved his hand, and hundreds of heavily armed soldiers appeared out of nowhere, surrounding Superman and Captain America. It turned out that he had already set up an ambush, waiting for all of Superman's reinforcements to appear on the scene.

"Major General Luther, hello. I'm Steve Rogers, Captain America as you call it. Please withdraw your troops. I don't think the US military is right to capture and plan to conduct cruel experiments on an alien friend Behavior." The captain said with a straight face.

The weak man with kryptonite nodded pitifully and weakly: "Well said, Captain! Help me, Captain!"

Lex sneered at the pitiful Superman, made a few gestures, and the army surrounding them began to move.

Captain America VS Hundreds of Soldiers, the battle of one enemy and one hundred officially begins!

After being shot in the head, Xiao Jianjian climbed up to Superman firmly while healing himself. He took out a bullet from his head and said, "Honey, I rushed over as soon as I got the news. Is it the first time I lost my virginity for you?"

"..." Superman, Clark.

"Hey!" Mrs. Clown, who retrieved the weapon, pierced Xiao Jianjian's head with a knife.

Little bitch, once again!

The Mrs. Clown stepped on the head of the little cheap and pulled out the knife, laughing wildly again and stabbing Superman.

Superman dodged more seriously this time, he didn't want to be stabbed with a knife stained with little bitch's brains!

During this period, Lex always looked leisurely and leisurely, and even found a place to sit down, waiting for everything to end.

Obviously, he was fully prepared this time, and he didn't think anyone could save Superman in his hands, and he didn't think anyone could kill Superman either.

After all, Superman is number one who has "died" countless times. As long as he is not completely dead, he can be resurrected by exposure to the sun.

……

But Clark knew that they both hated the long process of "death" more than "death", and it was a terrible experience.

It's time to end this farce!

So, Clark opened the "door" of the mental space and walked out.

******

Suddenly, Superman blinked, and his hard expression softened.

He stopped and looked sadly at the crazy Martha clown who was wielding a knife. He thought of Bruce, and how beautiful and gentle his mother had been said by the other party.

"Bruce is not dead." A sigh caused a stormy sea.

Martha's sharp knife came to a sudden stop on Superman's neck, and the cold blade caused goose bumps on his skin.

"Bruce is not dead?" Mrs. Clown tilted her head in doubt, the crazy smile on her face disappeared, and she seemed to be lost in confusion and memories: "Not dead? Not dead... No, blood, I saw blood, a lot of blood, he His body is so cold, so cold, he is dead! Dead! You lied to me!"

"No, he's not dead, at least in my timeline, Bruce Wayne is alive and well." Clark said seriously.

"Alive, alive, alive..." Mrs. Clown seemed not to understand the word, and kept repeating, repeating.

Suddenly, hands grabbed Superman's ankles.

Clark looked down, and saw the little bitch with blood and brains looking at him like a ghost looking at him: "Hey, baby, why are you crying? Are you touched by me losing my virginity for you twice?"

"..." Clark.

Clark touched his cheek, the tears were not his.

In the spiritual world, since he called Link, the other party has been in this state of crying and repeating "you are back".

And Lex, who had been watching the show leisurely before, also ran over and looked at him nervously: "You, are you back?"

"I'm back." Clark said to Lex and also to Link.

"I miss you so much!" Lex hugged Clark.

Clark heaved a sigh of relief. Sure enough, the settlement or something is all angry words, right?

He let go of Lex, and stretched out his hand to rub Lex's head, only to find that this body was surprisingly short.

Lex immediately squatted down and put his head under Clark's hands.

Clark was stunned, hesitantly ruaed, and ruaed again, and ruaed again...

Silky soft, really nice to touch!

In the original timeline, Lex was a magic protector, and he didn't let anyone touch his hair at all. He coveted this feeling for a long time!

Lex blushed, and let Clark rub his hair, very obediently.

Link in the spiritual world regained his composure when Lex hugged Clark, and at this moment he even seized the opportunity to complain: 'You really know how to pretend!Clark, don't be fooled by him, he was so cruel when he chased me down before! '

Lex seemed to have noticed something, and even filed a complaint: "No. [-] not only troubles me, but also often hires people to trouble me!"

"..." Clark.Suddenly, I realized the feeling of a second-born parent raising two bear children at the same time.

"Bruce is alive... Where is he? Where is he?" Mrs. Clown suddenly pushed Lex away and grabbed Clark's hand: "Tell me, where is my Bruce? Where is it?"

"Lex, Link, let's talk about our affairs later." Clark said, looking towards a corner not far away: "Let me deal with the Wayne couple first, I think they all want to know the truth."

Where Clark looked, Batman who had been hiding in the darkness came out, and he didn't know how long he had been hiding there.

He walked up to Mrs. Clown and stood in a protective posture, but looked at Clark warily: "You said Bruce is alive in your timeline? What do you mean?"

Afterwards, Clark told the story of The Flash and the Flashpoint Paradox.

Mrs. Clown burst into tears when she heard it, but Grandpa Batman was dubious.

Lex showed a thoughtful expression.

Captain America, who had knocked out all the enemies long ago, also listened quietly.

Xiao Jianjian was still healing himself, so he simply lay on his side on the ground, with one hand on his hips and the other leaning on his head, and listened.Although he knows the truth of his world, some details may be lost along with his brain.

And Link already knew this, and had no interest in listening.He doesn't care about the timeline, and now he just wants to take Clark to the North Pole, see the home he arranged, and the gifts he prepared for Clark over the years!

******

"Thomas!" Martha called Batman's name for the first time in so many years, she firmly held his hand: "Our Bruce..."

Batman looked at Martha, whose eyes were rekindled with hope and reason, and there were tears in his eyes, but he still asked cautiously: "The story is good, but what evidence do you have?"

Clark didn't have any tangible evidence, just his memory.So, he began to tell about the Bruce he knew, hoping that through telling, the Wayne couple would feel that the Bruce he said was their Bruce.

"Bruce Wayne, in my timeline, on the surface he is a Gotham prince and playboy, but secretly he is a superhero and Batman. Because of your deaths, he chose a difficult but great path. Tan, defeated many difficult villains, such as..."

Martha and Thomas were silent, obviously sad and worried about Bruce's choice, but extremely proud.

"Later, he and I formed the Justice League, and we have five reliable companions. He is the embodiment of human wisdom and one of the most powerful humans."

Lex and Link snorted at the same time.

Seeing that the Wayne couple had been silent, Clark mistakenly thought that the Batman story he told did not fit the image of the cute little Bruce in their memory, so he changed direction:

"Bruce likes to eat cookies, hates eating vegetables, likes to drink bitter coffee without sugar, hates to drink milk, likes bright colors, but always deliberately wears black clothes to be serious, likes to stay in bed, and always asks Ah Fu to call him repeatedly He likes to read in the garden, hates being disturbed, likes the earthy smell of the garden after it rains, but hates the muddy road..."

Martha and Thomas listened with serious faces. In fact, they already believed it, and their expressions were serious, but it was because they listened too seriously.

And Clark thought they still didn't believe it, and racked his brains to say some more intimate details of Bruce: "Hey, he likes to bury his head in the quilt when he sleeps, and he likes to kick the quilt in the middle of the night, and he has to expose his left foot to stop; He likes to hum Zorro's theme song in the shower, but shuts up quickly when someone walks by; he likes milk-scented shower gel, but covers it up with other serious perfumes..."

These were all "accidentally" discovered by Clark during his stay in the manor, um, although he used clairvoyance, super hearing and sense of smell.

Listening to Clark talking about these details, Martha and Thomas glanced at each other, and something flashed in their eyes.

When the two looked at Clark again, they became more cordial.

"Good wife!" Martha held Clark's hand directly.

"Huh?" Clark was dumbfounded.

"Hey, don't yell, he's a boy." Thomas hurriedly corrected Martha.

Clark just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Thomas holding his hand: "Good son!"

Clark suddenly understood how misleading his statement just now was, and quickly explained: "No, no, no, you misunderstood! Bruce and I are just friends, and I discovered those by accident when I was a guest at Wayne Manor, by accident!"

"Which room do you live in?" Martha looked at Clark expectantly.

"...the first room on the left on the third floor?" Clark replied cautiously.

"Oh! That's right!" Martha clapped her hands and laughed.

"what?"

"The tradition of the Wayne family, the first guest room on the left on the third floor is the room prepared by each generation of Wayne family owners for the future wife." Thomas Wayne explained: "Martha lived in that room before she married me. .”

"..." Clark's eyes flashed.No, can't you?So, the look in Bruce's eyes wasn't his illusion at that time?No no no, how is it possible?Absolutely impossible... right?

Martha found a huge emerald from her body and stuffed it into Clark's hand: "I thought the gem passed down to me by my grandmother would not be passed down to this generation, woo woo woo, it's really great."

Clark was in a mess, and hurriedly wanted to return the gem, but Martha had already thrown herself into Thomas's arms and wiped away tears.

Clark held the emerald in both hands at a loss.

Thomas gave Clark a reassuring look and held out his hand.

Just when Clark thought he could return the gemstone, another seal appeared in his palm.

Thomas smiled and said: "This is the seal of Wayne Enterprises. Although I haven't taken much care of it these years, this seal represents the highest decision-making power of Wayne Enterprises, and Wayne Enterprises will hand it over to you in the future."

"No, wait!" Clark looked at the hot potato in his hand, wondering how he somehow inherited the family heirloom and "inheritance" of the Wayne family!

"Honey, I'll leave Bruce to you." Martha and Thomas closed his hand and held it tightly.

Clark, who wanted to cry without tears, looked at their sincere eyes, and suddenly couldn't say anything.

Forget it, anyway, after the timeline is corrected, these things will no longer be in his hands, so let's put them away and comfort the hearts of the two elders.

"Crack!" Lex broke something.

'Ah. ' Link sneered in Clark's head.

"..." Clark, why do you feel so cold?