[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

This year, Clark just became Superman not long ago.

One day, he suddenly wanted to eat spicy and delicious hot pot in Chengdu, so he flew over directly.

In order not to expose the relationship between Clark and Superman, Clark has not publicly used Superman's ability before becoming Superman.

In fact, in the twenty years of his life, he tried to return to the flower planter three times, but failed three times.

The first time, when he was five years old, he was going to tell his parents his secret in this life, but when he only mentioned that he had an adult soul, his parents laughed and pulled his face and said he was cute, obviously they didn’t believe it. .

So, he could only swallow the request to go to the flower planter.

The second time, he was seven years old.He connected to Joe AI through the key of the Fortress of Solitude on his body, and under Joe's guidance, he successfully built a teleportation device and successfully transported himself from the underground warehouse of the Kent Farm to the Fortress of Solitude.

He really is a genius!

As a researcher, he is very interested in Kryptonian technology!Especially the time and space technology that can bring oneself back to the original flower planter.

But he was too impatient and accidentally created an uncontrollable space-time rift, accidentally saving Frye who fell from other time and space.

Because of his special experience, Frye believed his words and agreed to secretly take him back to the florist in this world to have a look.

But at the last moment, his parents who came in a hurry stopped him from the airport and regarded Fry as a human trafficker.It took Fry the next two years to convince Mom and Dad that he wasn't.

Looking at the tears streaming down his parents' faces, Clark, who had a shallow relationship in his previous life, felt for the first time that maybe he belonged here, in this world.

The third time, he was 15 years old.

He accompanied his parents with peace of mind until he was 15 years old, and decided to visit the flower planter.He really missed the food and customs of the flower growers.

He was going to take his parents back together for a seven-day family trip to grow flowers.

But when he made this suggestion, the "perspective" found that Dad was having a myocardial infarction, and an embolus was slowly moving in the coronary arteries of his heart. Once it reached a narrow place, a large area of ​​myocardial infarction might occur!

Afterwards, he sent his father to the hospital, his father underwent surgery, and he recuperated after the operation... This trip to the flower planter failed again.

Therefore, after three failures, even with the identity of a superman this time, he must successfully enter the flower planter!

******

Superman's speed allowed him to quickly fly over the florist, and under his feet was the first stop of the florist's journey—Chengdu.

There are hot pots, Bobo Chicken, Chuanchuanxiang, Dandan Noodles, Bell Dumplings, Long Chaoshou, Lai Tangyuan, Korean Baozi, Flower Cake, Mapo Tofu, Fish-flavored Pork, Kung Pao Chicken, Twice Cooked Pork, Saliva Chicken, Qingcheng Mountain Old bacon, salty roasted white meat, perfume fish, camphor tea duck, nine-foot salted duck, Jianyang mutton soup, maocai...

saliva! ! !

Superman swooped down, and with a "Duang!", hit the barrier.

Superman rubbed his face, looking at the hemispherical barrier blocking him, startled.

Wow, this is different from the flower grower in my previous life!

But if you think about it carefully, in recent years, there have been many disasters in Western countries, especially the United States, but each time the disaster will never happen or affect the flower growers, that is because of the enchantment!

Superman poked at the barrier curiously, his researcher instincts making him want to test and analyze how the barrier worked.

This is a huge energy shield!Various energy attacks (Superman's heat vision) and physical shocks (super power) can be intercepted outside the barrier...

Although the construction of the enchantment is less like science and more like eastern magic, maybe he can study an alternative method to create a similar energy shield to protect individuals or buildings?

Maybe this product can become the star product of my own business in the future?

"Who are you?" A blond oriental young man carrying a stick floated over in the clouds and mist, his eyes were fiery and his aura was menacing.

"Wait, tell me the principle of this enchantment first? What is its energy source?" Superman was deeply involved in research and couldn't extricate himself.

The blond young man was taken aback by the question, and then he became angry from embarrassment: "Why should I know the principle of enchantment? Tell my old grandson, who are you?"

"Great Sage, you don't even know the principle of enchantment?" A red-haired young man on a hot wheel looked at Superman and the blond young man evilly.

But the paradox is that the other party's appearance is wild and evil, but his eyes are very upright and clear.

"My old grandson really doesn't know, but you know, little devil boy?" The blond young man laughed.

"Don't call me a devil boy! I'm a young man now!"

"Cut, I don't know how long it will last." The Great Sage shook his head.

"I know the principle, but I can't tell you about this outsider." The red-haired young man said to Superman: "But I can tell you that this enchantment was jointly set up by Mr. Infinite, Mr. Jiang Ziya and some immortal cultivators. As long as there are monks and aliens Those who can replenish energy to the eyes of the array regularly can maintain it forever, and it is impossible for anyone to destroy the enchantment!"

When Superman was tested just now, he had thermal vision and violent attacks, which was obviously misleading.

"Nezha! Why did you suddenly grow up and run so fast? Don't you know that I will be worried if you don't see me suddenly?" A blue-haired young man with long horns on his head rushed over and complained to the red-haired young man.

"Ao Bing, you're very talkative! Got it, I'll wait for you next time." The red-haired young man Nezha shrugged.

Ao Bing breathed a sigh of relief, and silently stood beside Nezha.

"Hey, how long are you guys going to chat? I'm disturbed to sleep." A white-haired young man with cat ears yawned and lazily stepped on the barrier and walked towards them.

"Luo Xiaohei! Lord Infinity punished you to guard the barrier, not to let you sleep!" Nezha said dissatisfied.

"Hi! Hi! When there are ability users from other countries who want to rush into the flower planter, I will naturally get up. Look, am I not here?"

"..." Superman.Oh, isn't this the little girl Luo Xiaohei who he never finished chasing from school to graduation to work?

It's grown up here!Why do you want to cry?

Fighting and defeating the Buddha Sun Wukong Sun Dasheng, the third prince of the devil boy Nezha, the prince of the dragon clan Ao Bing, plus the space fairy Luo Xiaohei, wow, is the guardian of the enchantment of the flower planter so awesome?

"Hey, you!" Nezha yelled at Superman, "What do you want to do in the Flower Planter?"

"Eat hot pot." Superman said honestly.

"Huh?" Nezha was startled: "What kind of enchantment are you trying to break into while eating hot pot? Don't you go through the normal procedures to enter?"

"What normal procedure?" Superman was also surprised.

"Oh, it depends on your identity. If you are a person with special abilities, you must apply for a temporary pass for people with abilities. If you enter as an ordinary person, you can apply for a tourist visa. But you must ensure that you do not use the latter during the whole process. ability, otherwise you will be detected, and you will be deported from the country by people from the ability group.” Luo Xiaohei explained lazily.

"Thank you." Superman nodded, he thought it was better to let Clark apply for a tourist visa honestly.

"Wait a minute!" The Great Sage stopped Superman who was about to leave: "You look very strong, just my old grandson's hands are itchy, let's play a game with me!"

"..." Superman.No, he refuses to fight his childhood idol!

"Fight?!" Nezha was invigorated when he heard this word: "I want to fight too!"

"Add me!" Luo Xiaohei's tiredness was swept away, and he was also full of energy.

"..." Superman.

Hey, this is not an enchantment guardian, it is clearly a group of fighting madmen!

******

The three scrambled towards Superman.

The Great Sage arrived first and swung a stick at Superman.

Superman quickly dodged, and just as the great sage was about to continue attacking, Nezha wrapped the unsuspecting great sage with the Huntian silk, rolled the great sage backwards, and flung him away.

"Stinky monkey! Go play on your own! This outsider is mine!"

Superman had just escaped Nezha's circle of heaven and earth, when Luo Xiaohei suddenly threw a spell at Nezha, breaking Nezha's youthful posture.

With a "bang" body, Nezha turned into a child, with two small bumps on his head, thick dark circles under his eyes, and an expression like I am very unhappy and fierce.

"Be careful!" Ao Bing immediately turned into a dragon shape, caught the smaller and weaker Nezha, and looked at him worriedly and dotingly.

And Luo Xiaohei said happily: "This outsider is mine! Today it's my turn to fight with the outsider!"

"..." Superman felt like a toy ball being scrambled for.And he really wanted to know what happened to the outsiders before him.

When Superman dodged Luo Xiaohei's attack, he was attracted by the ear on the opponent's head and wanted to masturbate!

"Hey, kitty! Don't snatch my old grandson's toys!" Sun Dasheng, who flew back, grabbed Luo Xiaohei by the collar and pulled him back.

"..." Superman.Did the Great Sage really say the word "toy" just now?

Just when the Great Sage was about to continue fighting with Superman, there was a "gu~" and his stomach growled.

"Sorry, I'm hungry." Superman smiled innocently and pitifully.

******

In the end, several barrier guards directly gave Superman access certificates, and Nezha even took him to Chengdu himself.

"..." Superman.So you can issue proof of entry and exit casually?Why do you make it sound like it's difficult?

"This is Yaoling Street." The devil boy Nezha said while riding on the dragon, lifting his chin.

There is also an enchantment here, but it is different from the protective enchantment. The function of this enchantment is only to separate the world of ordinary people from the world of special people.

"Master Zhu has opened this restaurant for more than 1000 years. It is definitely much more delicious than those century-old authentic brands in the ordinary people's world outside! Let me tell you, only here can you eat the best hot pot that you can't eat outside!" Nezha sucked his saliva.

"Thank you for leading the way, shall I treat you to dinner?" Superman smiled.

"Okay!" Nezha quickly agreed, not polite to him at all: "Master Zhu, serve your signature hot pot set meal! It's a super luxurious combination!"

"..." Superman.

"Can you eat spicy food?" Nezha asked Superman.

"No spicy, no joy." Superman nodded.

"Master Zhu, here's an insanely spicy one!" Nezha grinned, "The hotter the hot pot, the more delicious it is!"

"By the way, how's your appetite?" Nezha asked again.

"Not bad." Superman's stomach is steel.

"Very good, then you can't miss the other delicacies here. After you have eaten Master Zhu's craftsmanship, you will never be able to eat other places!" Nezha licked his lips and said, "Would you like to eat some other Chengdu specialties and other dishes?" snack?"

"Okay." Superman nodded.

Seeing Superman nodding, Nezha immediately said: "Master Zhu! Mapo tofu, fish-flavored pork shreds, Kung Pao chicken, twice-cooked pork, saliva chicken, bell dumplings, long Chaoshou, Lai Tangyuan, Han Baozi, and flower cakes. Large part!"

"Order so much, be careful you won't be able to eat it all." A white-haired and bearded head leaned over from the next table.

"Of course I can eat it!" Nezha said, "Old Jiang... (changing address under the other party's eyes) Uncle Jiang Ziya, why are you here?"

"My brother Yang and I also came here to eat." Jiang Ziya smiled and pointed to the seat opposite him.

"Hello." The cold-faced male god opposite Jiang Ziya nodded to Superman, suddenly, a third eye appeared on his forehead, looked at Superman and said: "Not a fairy, not a monk, not a human superhuman, a... alien."

Superman was shocked, Yang Jian's third eye could even see this?

"Wow! Aliens?" Nezha said in surprise, "This is the first time an alien invited me to dinner!"

"Don't always bring outsiders here to kill you, be careful of being complained." Jiang Ziya looked at Nezha and sighed.

"Don't take advantage of me, how can I have the money to come here to eat? Ao Bing and I are very poor!"

"..." Superman.Take advantage of?

*****

"Master Yang Jian! Please help me write a letter of recommendation! I really want to join the dragon group!" A bancuntou rushed over excitedly when he saw Yang Jian after entering the door.

"My ability is very powerful, and my level is enough to join the dragon group, but I didn't expect that there would be a written test! Could you please write a letter of recommendation for me? With your letter of recommendation, I can be exempted from the written test, please Lah, Lord Yang Jian!"

"Using history as a mirror can tell right from wrong. You don't even know the history of the demon spirit world and the supernatural world. How can you become a member of the dragon group and protect the peace and stability of the flower growers? Reject!" Yang Jian said sternly.

Bancuntou ran away crying.

"What is a supernatural being? What is a dragon group?" Superman asked expectantly, isn't it what he thought?

"In the West, they should be called mutants, mutants, and people with special abilities. We florists call them supernatural beings. As for the dragon group, it is the most powerful supernatural organization of florists, carrying out the most dangerous national missions." .”

Yang Jian's tone was cold, but he knew everything. He very much hoped that the supernatural beings from other countries would come in person and get to know the flower growers seriously, instead of relying on gossip (internet) gossip (media).

"What will happen if he can't join the dragon group?" Superman was a little curious about the fate of the bantou just now.

"It doesn't matter. If you don't join the dragon group of the first book, there are two or three other supernatural organizations. There is always a place to accept him."

"..." Superman.

Sure enough, there is a style of a flower family. To join a supernatural organization, not only do you have to take an exam, but you also need to divide one book, two books, and three books?Let him have the illusion of a college entrance examination...

"Aren't you worried about supernatural beings making trouble?" Superman asked again.

"You are listening, no one dares. If you dare to fight privately, there will be a monitoring team to check the water meter and fine you. Nezha's money was deducted because of the fight, so he can only be fined to guard the barrier."

"..." Superman.No wonder you need to take advantage of it!

"The Great Sage and Luo Xiaohei were also punished for fighting?" Superman was curious.

"The great sage wanted to fight with someone, but no one in China who could fight him was willing to fight with him."

Yang Jian said with a sigh, and he was one of them.The monkey head fights are neither light nor heavy, and they are very destructive. Who would want to ask for trouble?

Yang Jian continued: "So, the Great Sage guards the barrier by himself, so that he can fight with outsiders who illegally invade the barrier. As for Luo Xiaohei, he was punished by his master."

"why?"

"The reason is disrespect to the teacher."

"Tch, he just messed up Mr. Wu's blind date. At this age, you still worry about your stepmother, you little brat!" Nezha, who looks like a devil boy, said that other little brats are very unconvincing.

"..." Superman and Yang Jian always felt that this was not the case.

*****

After eating and drinking enough and knowing different flower growers, Superman decided to leave.

As fantastic as the trip was, he also enjoyed the food.

But he still decided that he must honestly apply for a tourist visa next time!

The flower gardener's enchantment guardian is too "scary", in various senses.

He was penniless, and the image of three ancestors scrambling to fight with him still echoed in his ears...