[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

A long, long time in the future, when the young heroes of the new generation of the Justice League looked through the files of the greatest superhero in history, the leader of the Star Alliance, and the envoy of the Sun God, they found a top-secret file of SSS level.

The young hero known as the contemporary "supercomputer" spent three whole days trying to open this "ancient" electronic file!Even when he was invaded by a super intelligent life, it didn't take him so long to control the opponent's mastermind!Sure enough, there was still some black technology in that era.

Then, after reading the top-secret documents, the image of a bright and stalwart superman in their hearts instantly shattered into scum!

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"SSS Level Top Secret File"——

Superman has a "sleepwalking" magic, he will lose self-control during sleepwalking, let himself go, do "bad" things that he usually wants to do but dare not do, and may even change his personality and do things that are not like what he would do .

However, a few days passed, and Superman didn't change anything, let alone do anything weird.

Everyone in the Justice League felt relieved, thinking it must be because of Superman's integrity, kindness, and pure heart (filter), there is no "bad" thought that needs to be suppressed by self-control, right?

However, they reassured too early.

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One day, someone saw Superman put stray cats on a tree one by one.

The man curiously asked what Superman was doing, and Superman replied, "I'm training cats to survive!"

The man thought it made sense, so he asked his friends to help Superman "train" the cat.For a time, training cats to climb trees became a popular activity in the metropolis.

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Another day, someone saw Superman holding a spray paint and writing on landmarks in Metropolis, Gotham, New York, Central City and other cities: Superman is here! ^o^/

Although this is a matter without public morals, Superman's doing so has stimulated the local tourism industry. The "Superman is here to visit! ^o^/" left by Superman has become a tourist hotspot and a holy place for taking pictures.

The local government even pulled a yellow line to prevent tourists from touching it and prevent Superman's "masterpiece" from fading.

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Another day, Superman Carl arrived at New Krypton.

He took out several sets of women's clothing and gave them to Lager, Profit, other New Krypton officials, and General Zod who joined the New Krypton construction after being released from the phantom space, and forced them to change them.

"Why should we change?" Drew Zod's face was dark.

"I'm not happy. I need you in colorful clothes to entertain me and make me happy!" Karl clasped his arms around his chest, making trouble out of no reason.

"Is this a festival of the earth?" Lager had the calmest expression of all of them.

In order to understand Lord Angel, he has fully understood the culture and history of the earth.Is it just some dress-up day today?Why didn't he remember it?

Carl pouted: "No, I just want to see you in women's clothing!"

"Get out, I won't wear it!" General Zod threw the women's clothing angrily.

"It must be worn!" Carl gritted his teeth.

"Okay, we must wear it." Lager said with a smile, and pulled Zod who wanted to kill God by the way.

In the end, Lager, Zod and others still put on women's clothes, and they walked out of the gate of the administrative building under Carl's smiling eyes.

However, Karl, who wanted to see the jokes of Lager and others, was disappointed.

Because after walking out of the administrative building, Karl discovered that the men of the entire planet were wearing women's clothing, while the women were all wearing men's clothing!

It turned out that Lager immediately announced the leader's "order" to the outside world—the leader wants to promote equality between men and women, and achieve the goal of mutual understanding and mutual understanding through cross-dressing and swapping identities between men and women.

Therefore, everyone who saw this "order" responded positively, and as a result, there was this global event of cross-talking.

After this day, the idea of ​​equality between men and women in the New Krypton Planet Alliance was further deepened, which also led to the birth of the statutory "anti-collusion day".

From then on, every year on this day, the New Krypton Planet Alliance will hold a grand male and female cross-dressing and identity swapping event!

congratulations!

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Another day.

Superman sneaked into Lex's bedroom, avoiding laser detectors and all defensive weapons.

He took out the super marker that Clark made and started drawing a turtle on Lex's forehead, and wrote "I owe you" on his face!

Hahaha, he has long wanted to do this!Make him always target Superman!

At this time, Lex woke up and immediately took out a gun and pointed it at Superman.

"Superman, what do you want to do?"

If it was a normal Superman, he wouldn't care about Luthor pointing a gun at him, but today's Superman just wants to do whatever he wants!

So, he snatched the gun from the other party's hand and turned it into a pile of scrap iron.

Lex's eyes were full of sarcasm and malice: "Hehe, can you finally hide your evil?"

"Evil?" Superman was angry: "I'll show you what real evil is!"

Seeing Superman holding him down and starting to take off his pants, Lex panicked, but still stared at Superman fiercely: "What do you want to do?"

Superman clicked his tongue, threw Lex's pajama pants, put him on his lap, and began to-

Spank!

"Crack! Crack! Crack!" sounded in the room.

"..." Lex was stunned at first, unable to realize what happened, and then his face turned red, embarrassed and angry, and he roared while struggling: "Superman! How dare you?! Let me go! SOB! !!"

However, in the face of Lex's fury and abuse, Superman turned a deaf ear to it, until Lex's butt became red and swollen, he was satisfied: "Be careful in the future, if you continue to make mistakes, you will be spanked!"

"I will definitely kill you!!!" Lex stared at Superman viciously, as if he was lingering with his eyes.

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Another day.

Superman makes a surprise visit to Tony Stark's workshop.

"Superman? Why are you here?" Tony asked, putting down the tools in his hand.

"I want a Superman-style steel armor." Superman demanded, "You build it for me right away!"

"Hey? You are an invincible Superman, don't you need a armor? And I have a job at hand." Tony felt that Superman was a bit strange today.

"I don't care! Help me make it right now!" Superman gritted his teeth and said willfully.

"Okay." Tony shook his head. Although he didn't know what happened to Superman, he felt very cute.

Then in the process of Tony's production, Superman always made some weird requests.

"Lasers can be added here!"

"Hey, you also understand science, okay? It's impossible to add lasers to this kind of place, okay?"

"Add, add if I say add!"

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Finally, after half a day of hard work by Tony, a steel armor of the same style as the red and blue Superman was finally built!

However, Superman actually said: "It's so ugly, I don't want it."

Tony was furious: "No more? Then why are you tossing me for so long?"

"Think about it, I'm an invincible Superman, I don't need armor at all!" Superman rubbed his chin.

"Ha! This is the first thing I said!" Tony was so angry that his liver hurt.

An angry Tony kicked Superman out.

After Superman left, Tony looked at the Superman armor and the Iron Man armor put together. The more he looked at them, the more he was satisfied. These two armors were put together, and they looked like a pair. It was so eye-catching!

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Another day, Superman came to Tony again.

"Don't even think about it, I won't make armor for you anymore!" Tony said preemptively.

"It's not a battle armor." Superman waved his hand, raised his eyebrows at Tony and said, "Do you want to dance in space?"

"Huh?" Tony's eyes widened.

"I've always wanted to try dancing in space."

"..." Tony was a little moved. Is this Superman asking himself?

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Superman and Tony in a space version of the Iron suit hang in space.In the beautiful universe, looking at the blue earth, the two embraced and danced.

Tony's heart began to speed up, this was the most romantic moment!

However, Superman destroyed everything as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Why jazz? No rock and roll?" Superman asked with his arms around Tony's waist, frowning.

The headsets used by two people can talk to each other and share music without worrying about the problem that the sound cannot be transmitted in a vacuum.

"You dance to rock music? It's not disco!" Tony said angrily.

"Bandy is good." Superman's eyes lit up.

"Are you sure? Superman and Iron Man are dancing in space? Do you think it's appropriate?" Iron Man's forehead was full of veins.

"Sure, how interesting it is to think about it!" Superman said, let go of Tony, touched the headset, and changed the music.

Tony crossed his arms and stared at the Superman bouncing around in space with a cold face and dead eyes, thinking that he must have met a fake Superman!

After Superman finished dancing, the music was changed again, this time it was Michael Jackson's classic tune.

"My concubine, let me show you a show—a real moonwalk!"

(Superman is currently chasing a flower planter drama "The Domineering Emperor Chasing the Concubine". Some lines are very brainwashing...)

After Superman finished speaking, he took a spacewalk in the air!

Tony was stunned, but it wasn't because of Superman's moonwalk in space, but because of the phrase "My concubine, look at me..."

Tony knows that Superman likes flower growers, and he also knows the meaning of this sentence. If it is translated, isn't it...Superman is indirectly expressing his love to himself?

Tony blushed.

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Another day.

Superman finds Batman patrolling his territory on a gargoyle.

Batman frowned and looked at Superman with a strange expression: "What's the matter with you? I didn't mean to say, don't come to my Gotham casually!"

"I'll come! I'll come! I'll come!" the super-popular man hummed.

Batman narrowed his eyes: "Before you wrote 'Superman is here' on the Wayne Building, I haven't settled with you yet! Did you come here today to find something?"

Superman takes one look at Batman's cape: "I think I might suit black well."

"What?" Batman thought he had heard wrong.

"What do you think of me changing into a black uniform and a black cape?" Superman looked at Batman expectantly.

Batman sighed in his heart: "You came to Gotham today for this?"

"correct."

"Get out! I'm busy!"

Superman grabs Batman's cape as he tries to leave.

"What?"

"Let's change clothes."

"Scouts like you are not fit for black!"

"How do you know I'm not suitable for black if you don't try it! Maybe it's super cool!"

"No, I refuse!"

Superman doesn't care about Batman's rejection, he can do whatever he wants today!

So, Superman threw Batman down and began to take off his clothes, and Batman raised his foot and kicked Superman in the jaw.

"Are you crazy?"

"I don't have one." Superman immediately grabbed Batman's cape first, and then began to work on Batman's breastplate.

"Wait, something is wrong with you today." Batman's face was serious, and he suddenly remembered something: "Magic? Are you sleepwalking?"

"No, I'm awake." "Superman" was not happy.

Batman let out a heck, and took out the testing equipment, which detected that Superman's brain waves completely matched those of sleepwalking.

"..." Batman.Very good, confirmed!Sure enough, he was sick!

"Crack!" A piece of Batman's battle armor was accidentally broken by Superman who took the opportunity to do it.

What can Batman do?We can only forgive Superman who is under magic and is falling ill.

"Stop!" Seeing Superman undoing his belt, Batman became furious and punched Superman with a blushing face.

But the attack was harmless to Superman.

In the end, Batman had to cooperate with the "sick" and brain-dead Superman, and changed his uniform with him. Anyway, this idiot is sleepwalking, and he probably won't remember anything when he wakes up.

Superman was delighted to put on Batman's costume and run around Gotham at super speed.

Batman, on the other hand, was wearing a Superman uniform, with a cold face, as if no strangers should enter.That ferocious expression, at first glance, one might think it was Unyi Chao or Lord Chao.

Superman flies into the air and accidentally crashes into an abandoned building while wearing a Batman uniform.

The building fell down and nothing happened, but Batman's uniform became tattered.

"I want to change it back." The ragged Superman looked at Batman pitifully.

Batman looked at the broken Batman uniform on the opponent with a dark face, and snorted coldly: "Don't think about it!"

Superman began to pick off Batman's own Superman uniform.

Batman is going crazy!

But he can't argue with a dreamer, and he can't really feed him kryptonite!He's the one with the self-control not to act on such evil thoughts!Hehe, although he really wants to do it now!

Seeing Batman wearing a tattered uniform, looking like he was bullied and abused, Superman blushed, and his remaining conscience made him lend his cape to Batman.

"Hehe, thank you so much!" Batman rolled his eyes mockingly, and put on a red cape, barely covering his exposed skin.

"You're welcome." Superman responded with a smile.

"Get out! I don't want to see you again today!" Batman yelled.

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When Batman returned to the Batcave in such a state, Ah Fu directly dropped the tray holding the black tea in his hand.

"Master? Are you being bullied by Superman?" Ah Fu was shocked and angry at the same time: "How could Superman do this? You don't even consider your body in field battles. You only twisted your waist a while ago. hurt……"

"Ah Fu!!!" Batman's face turned black: "Nothing happened between me and Superman!"

Ah Fu looked suspiciously at the red cape of Superman on the ground, and then looked at the Batman uniform that was obviously torn by someone with his bare hands with "don't try to lie to me".

"..." Batman.

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Another day, Superman came to Gotham again.

Batman immediately stepped back three feet, for the sake of his new uniform, he had to stay away from Superman!

He asked Zatanna how to remove the sleepwalking magic before, and Zatanna actually said that this magic cannot be removed, and he can only wait for it to subside by itself!

"Hmph, cheapskate, I'm not here to change my uniform today." Superman rolled his eyes at Batman.

"..." Batman.calm!You can't feed Superman kryptonite!

"I tore up your uniform, so I will accompany you with the aurora of the North Pole." Superman said surprisingly.

"What?" Batman thought he heard it wrong, what's wrong with Superman in the middle of the night?

"We went to see the aurora. The aurora in the North Pole is the most beautiful now. It would be a pity not to see it."

"I'm on the night watch!" Batman gritted his teeth.

"Hmph, I've already tied up all the villains who might cause trouble for you, and I guarantee that no one will cause trouble tonight." Superman said triumphantly.

"Who allowed you to do this?" Batman yelled angrily, "Get out of my Gotham!"

Superman picked his ears with his fingers, and said unhappily, "I don't care if I help you, but you must watch the aurora with me today!"

After Superman finished speaking, regardless of Batman's resistance, he ran against Batman.

"!" Batman felt that his stomach was going to be pierced by Superman's stiff shoulders. He thought that the sleepwalking Superman would not do anything worse than tearing off his uniform, but he was wrong!

After arriving at the North Pole, in a world of ice and snow, Batman, who was shivering from the cold, would not be in the mood to watch the aurora!

Superman sat next to Batman and gave Batman half of his cape.

Feeling Superman's body temperature, Batman's heart became strange.

Can't be shaken!This super is not his own now!He has no idea what he is doing!

"Look, that piece of star!" Superman pointed to a distant star field.

"..." Batman had a cold face, he really didn't want to watch the stars and the moon with the "sick" Superman.

"Hmph, all the stars belong to me!"

"Hehe." Batman rolled his eyes, Superman turned out to have a secondary side.

Superman waved his hand, and continued to be poisoned by the TV series: "My concubine, this starry sky is all built for you!"

"Ai Fei?" Batman was stunned by Superman's address.

"Bang!" Batman overturned Superman, and rushed away. After two steps, he came back and snatched Superman's cloak to block the cold wind of the North Pole.

The fleeing Batman pressed his chest, and kept thinking: Don't waver!Don't waver!don't waver...

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After a few more days, Superman returned to normal.

On this day, Iron Man sent a bunch of bright red roses.

Batman snorted coldly when he saw that the flower receiver was Superman, and he knew what was going on after thinking about it.

He threw the rose directly and told Iron Man about Superman's enchantment.

Iron Man naturally didn't believe it, and fought back and forth with Batman on the phone a few times, and finally came to confront Superman in person.

"Do you remember the day we went dancing in space together?" Tony looked at Superman expectantly.

"Did I do that when I was enchanted?" Superman was shocked.

Tony's face darkened, and he left angrily.

Superman looked innocent and looked at Batman in bewilderment: "B, what did I do when I was sleepwalking?"

"Oh, I don't know." Batman said coldly.

"Uh...have I done anything unreasonable to you?"

"of course not!"

"..." Superman.It seems that there is, blah blah.

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Another day, Lex created a new anti-Superman weapon and troubled Superman again.

"Regret what you did!" Lex roared and fired.

Dodging the shell, Superman wondered, "What did I do to you?"

"Hehe, you actually pretended to be stupid, go to hell!" Lex launched a more violent attack.

"..." Superman.So, what the hell has he done?

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Batman destroys all evidence of the stupid things Superman has done these days.

Just leave some records, learn from it!

But this information must be classified as an SSS-level top-secret file, and it must not be known to others!

Otherwise, the Justice League Chairman (and him) will lose all face!

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The future superheroes looked at each other after reading the top-secret files.

"Say something?"

"Hehe, what can I say?"

"Is your circle really chaotic?"

"Who do you think is Superman's true love?"

"..."